FabSwingers.com forum: HA HA guess what I achieved tonight??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on have a guess?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You did The Times crossword in 15 minutes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your first shave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stage 2 ignition?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dry wank

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Acquired a stalker?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A woman sent you a FAF message?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dry wank "
all the time but nooooo not that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given yourself oral pleasure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You made hot cross buns for everyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Acquired a stalker?"
a daily Occurrence but noooooooo!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You made hot cross buns for everyone?

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Oooooooo can I make you some please

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A ghost poop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you won mastermind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Given yourself oral pleasure?"
fuck me my Rodger ain’t that long!!

Your a lucky young man!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A ghost poop "

I know I'm going to be sorry for asking but can you kindly explain please?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"A ghost poop

I know I'm going to be sorry for asking but can you kindly explain please? "

When you know you've just taken a dump but when you wipe it's clean, and there's no sign of the turd down the bog.

The only reason you know you did it is coz you felt it

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

[Removed by poster at 30/03/18 21:18:26]

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You tried figging?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

You managed to cook a egg in a microwave with out it blowing up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A ghost poop

I know I'm going to be sorry for asking but can you kindly explain please?

When you know you've just taken a dump but when you wipe it's clean, and there's no sign of the turd down the bog.

The only reason you know you did it is coz you felt it"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"A ghost poop

I know I'm going to be sorry for asking but can you kindly explain please?

When you know you've just taken a dump but when you wipe it's clean, and there's no sign of the turd down the bog.

The only reason you know you did it is coz you felt it

#lifegoals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A ghost poop

I know I'm going to be sorry for asking but can you kindly explain please?

When you know you've just taken a dump but when you wipe it's clean, and there's no sign of the turd down the bog.

The only reason you know you did it is coz you felt it

#lifegoals "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You baked bread?

You climbed Ben Nevis?

You watched Marley & me and didn't cry?

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By *exfordMan
over a year ago

discombobulated land

"You baked bread?

You climbed Ben Nevis?

You watched Marley & me and didn't cry?"

Mastered the skill of writing?

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By *RIDAY NIGHT LADYWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

You managed to do a hand stand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You did a burp sneeze fart

(Yes it’s possible)

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By *ammers43Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Started a look at me thread, string it out as long as possible then nothing of any importance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You baked bread?

You climbed Ben Nevis?

You watched Marley & me and didn't cry?"
aww Marley and me what a movie don’t start me off lol,but nooooooo!its much much better than that

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By *rincess Fiona 76Woman
over a year ago

clitheroe

The chance of a night with me if you're ever in the North West

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You bummed yourself with a can on Mr Muscle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ate a whole easter egg

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You raced a greyhound and won?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You build a shed that is no ordinary shed.... it's a dungeon and you are the dungeon master.

Where the fuck is Uni?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stuck a peeled banana up your bum and took it out again with out breaking it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You ate a whole easter egg

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I must admit that’s true,in the middle of the night last night I robbed one of my eggs sssshhhhhh

Anyway nope !!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Started a look at me thread, string it out as long as possible then nothing of any importance

You've got it take a Brownie point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ate a whole easter egg

I must admit that’s true,in the middle of the night last night I robbed one of my eggs sssshhhhhh

Anyway nope !!

Hope you replaced it .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fucked yourself with a 10 inch rubber cock and got a friend to knock it in with a cricket bat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You ate a whole easter egg

I must admit that’s true,in the middle of the night last night I robbed one of my eggs sssshhhhhh

Anyway nope !!

Hope you replaced it .lol

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well all I have left is a mini egg

do you think if I put it in the microwave I might blow it up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You finally met someone on fab

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It's an Xbox game achievement isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You ate a whole easter egg

I must admit that’s true,in the middle of the night last night I robbed one of my eggs sssshhhhhh

Anyway nope !!

Hope you replaced it .lol

well all I have left is a mini egg

do you think

if I put it in the microwave I might blow it up a bit

Yes will blow up have egg on ya face .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fucked yourself with a 10 inch rubber cock and got a friend to knock it in with a cricket bat. "

Thats your fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fucked yourself with a 10 inch rubber cock and got a friend to knock it in with a cricket bat.

Thats your fantasy

Sshhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's an Xbox game achievement isn't it? "

I shall be dissapointed now if its computer game related

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha scary phenomena’s those are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fucked yourself with a 10 inch rubber cock and got a friend to knock it in with a cricket bat.

Thats your fantasy

Sshhhh

I don't like cricket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You fucked yourself with a 10 inch rubber cock and got a friend to knock it in with a cricket bat.

Thats your fantasy

Sshhhh

I don't like cricket. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A ghost poop

I know I'm going to be sorry for asking but can you kindly explain please?

When you know you've just taken a dump but when you wipe it's clean, and there's no sign of the turd down the bog.

The only reason you know you did it is coz you felt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on tell us please. Pretty please

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

The suspense is killing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You saw bruce willis as a ghost and didnt realise he was a ghost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Easter Bunny visited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked out a different approach to a look at me thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on you ... Tell us ... Otherwise I won't do what I said I will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God status?

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Did we ever get an answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did we ever get an answer?"

Yes he messaged me.

He sucked his first cock yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention seeking thread at its worst

I reckon he managed to boil an egg and keep it runny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did we ever get an answer?

Yes he messaged me.

He sucked his first cock yesterday. "

I wasn't far off

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Did we ever get an answer?

Yes he messaged me.

He sucked his first cock yesterday. "

I guessed it was that.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Jesus is that all ....another fab straight guy to add to the list zzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You bummed yourself with a can on Mr Muscle?"

Loves the jobs you hate

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

"You bummed yourself with a can on Mr Muscle?

Loves the jobs you hate

That tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on have a guess?

Saved money on an insurance Web site and now feel EPIC!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's an Xbox game achievement isn't it? "

Your comments have had me howling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You baked bread?

You climbed Ben Nevis?

You watched Marley & me and didn't cry?"

Impossible any one that said they didn't is a lier

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

You got a reply to a message sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did we ever get an answer?

Yes he messaged me.

He sucked his first cock yesterday.

I wasn't far off

Did you touch one with left hand ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's an Xbox game achievement isn't it?

Your comments have had me howling

I didnt spot a full moon, explains why I was sporting the chewbacca look last night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One thing I’ve learnt on here you grow a thick skin!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"One thing I’ve learnt on here you grow a thick skin!!"

Is that your achievement? I'm deflated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A ghost poop

I know I'm going to be sorry for asking but can you kindly explain please?

When you know you've just taken a dump but when you wipe it's clean, and there's no sign of the turd down the bog.

The only reason you know you did it is coz you felt it"

Lmao that’s best thing read

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