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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I tried to go home for Easter but the flights were full.

I'm missing out on parent time.

Can you please share with me some of your parent's phrases and advice to make me feel better?

Also if someone wants to bring me an Easter egg that would be great, my mum refuses to send me one

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Turn that bloody light off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mumma always says “this too shall pass” when I’m worrying, and she always eats my Easter Egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to go home for Easter but the flights were full.

I'm missing out on parent time.

Can you please share with me some of your parent's phrases and advice to make me feel better?

Also if someone wants to bring me an Easter egg that would be great, my mum refuses to send me one

I'm sorry to hear that rubes, what egg you want lovely?

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Like a herd of elephants stomping up the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I don’t have a favourite child! Stop asking!”

Which was harsh since I’m an only child

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried to go home for Easter but the flights were full.

I'm missing out on parent time.

Can you please share with me some of your parent's phrases and advice to make me feel better?

Also if someone wants to bring me an Easter egg that would be great, my mum refuses to send me one

I'm sorry to hear that rubes, what egg you want lovely?"

Mini eggs please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Turn light off it’s like bloody Blackpool illuminations in here”

When I didn’t turn the kitchen light off the split second I walked out the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to go home for Easter but the flights were full.

I'm missing out on parent time.

Can you please share with me some of your parent's phrases and advice to make me feel better?

Also if someone wants to bring me an Easter egg that would be great, my mum refuses to send me one

If I bring my eggs, you will get hot and sweaty and you have to take shower again ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop poking your brother in the eye...

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

“You’ll go blind!!”

She seemed to say that a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tried to go home for Easter but the flights were full.

I'm missing out on parent time.

Can you please share with me some of your parent's phrases and advice to make me feel better?

Also if someone wants to bring me an Easter egg that would be great, my mum refuses to send me one

If I bring my eggs, you will get hot and sweaty and you have to take shower again ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I don’t have a favourite child! Stop asking!”

Which was harsh since I’m an only child"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Will you turn that music down. It's not even music ffs you've so got your mother's tast.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Shut the bleedin' door ! ffs... If you leave it open again im shoving you outside with no coat.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing is ever as bad as you think it will be.

Put some cream on it.

Two of my mum's favourites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you born in a barn? Shit the bloody door!

If you don’t stop crying I’ll give you something to cry about!

You can leave the light on as much as you want when YOU’RE paying the bill !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re you born in a barn.... close that door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were you born in a barn? Shit the bloody door!

If you don’t stop crying I’ll give you something to cry about!

You can leave the light on as much as you want when YOU’RE paying the bill !"

Snap

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

My favourite answer to my kids is “because I said so”

drives them mad

My Mam to me about my teen “she didn’t lick that off the ground”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum used to say

"Stop pulling that face or the wind might change and you will stay like it"

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"My mum used to say

"Stop pulling that face or the wind might change and you will stay like it"

Oh yes I got that too

and don’t sit to close to the telly your eyes will go square

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Stop picking your nose your bum will fall off. Oh and the all time classic this is going to hurt me more than it will you. Wollop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All time passes.

My mother used to say it when I was facing another shit storm.

In a week, a month, a few months time, it’ll be over.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Me: "Sorry, it was a mistake"

Dad: "So were you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean your bedroom its worse than a pig sty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Carry on crying and I’ll give you something to cry about’ was a classic when we were younger, I preferred my grandmothers though, ‘that’s it, keep crying, you’ll piss less’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffsake whyyyyyy!!!

Pack it in ya muppet

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I have a Diam one - you can have a little chunk off the end

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Have you got a man trapped in your wardrobe? All I can hear is bang bang bang"

(When I'd play rave music. Not too far from the truth these days though)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a Diam one - you can have a little chunk off the end "

That's what they all say

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had loads of above as a kid. Now all i get is rolling eyes and "how old are you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eggs will be safe in the fridge. What, No, Im sure you only had five left, not 6. Have you done your homework?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Act your age, not your shoe size!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Are you going out in that?

Six jumps at the larder door or bread and pull it...when asked what was for dinner.

Have you got a vest on?

Ask your father.

Ask your mother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Act your age, not your shoe size! "

My mother always said this to me. Still does to this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you want for tea love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How on earth did you manage that?

, run it under the tap... I'll get the car out

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By *ormalguy8Man
over a year ago

oldham

“Walk round the table and drag it”

When I used to ask mum what’s for tea. No idea what it meant, still don’t

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

You weren't born in a barn!!

Put wood in the hole!!

Just wait til you have kids of your own!

Bed, now!!!

If anything is left on the floor it will end up in the bin!

When you're paying the bills you can do what you want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're either in or you're out

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"“Walk round the table and drag it”

When I used to ask mum what’s for tea. No idea what it meant, still don’t

Mine used to say "shite with sugar on it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put wood in hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your chins up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't stop playing with it, it will fall off

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

This won't hurt...

...as she ripped the plaster off

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

When asked where we were going :

"there and back to see how far it is"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop crying or else I will give you something to cry about

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

For tea it was breadandpullit followed by windmill pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Easter over yet!!!??? Can I kill them yet.... where are the bloody eggs..... alcohol required!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be home at (said time) or you'll be grounded"

I rarely was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just you wait untill your father gets home!

Iv had it up to here with you!

You make a better door than a window!

To name but a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I get up those stairs young lady....

Sit down would you, you're making the place look untidy

Turn that racket down

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