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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok what do you do when you sit down for a number 2?

I do a sudoko or a crossword out of habit.

So are you a book or newspaper reader...or do you just sit and post shit whilst your having a ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sit.

Shit.

Wipe.

Wash hands.

Go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand how people have the time to do all this on the loo...how long are you there for ffs?!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I play dumb ways to die 3 on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's what the forum was invented for!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Most of the time I'm trying to stop velcro dog from licking the fuckin toilet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sit.

Shit.

Wipe.

Wash hands.

Go!

"

You flow easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't understand how people have the time to do all this on the loo...how long are you there for ffs?! "

I'm fecking quick at sudoko

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I play dumb ways to die 3 on my phone "

Ah its the one place I never take my phone

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Ok what do you do when you sit down for a number 2?

I do a sudoko or a crossword out of habit.

So are you a book or newspaper reader...or do you just sit and post shit whilst your having a ...... "

I like to take my time and read the paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" It's what the forum was invented for!"

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

forum

coffee

cigarette

book

... I can spend a lot of time on the loo without getting bored

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"I sit.

Shit.

Wipe.

Wash hands.

Go!

"

Pretty much the same but I like to add a flush between steps 3 and 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one of those toilet trivia books. I learn fun facts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"forum

coffee

cigarette

book

... I can spend a lot of time on the loo without getting bored "

That is a lot of time.....dont your legs go numb?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I walk in, sit down, shit, wash hands and leave. I dont get all this time on the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replying to this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I walk in, sit down, shit, wash hands and leave. I dont get all this time on the toilet"

For some of us it's like a haven! The only me time I get so I milk it for all it's worth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have the wireless on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read a book

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have the wireless on."

Wireless what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the toilets only for doing a pooh or wee.

in and out

oh .........and use wet ones , actually called" flushable toilet wipes " after normal toilet paper.

its the only way to guarantee cleanliness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I walk in, sit down, shit, wash hands and leave. I dont get all this time on the toilet"

You don't wipe?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kindle time or perv fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my make up on whilst doing a number 2 xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I walk in, sit down, shit, wash hands and leave. I dont get all this time on the toilet

You don't wipe?! "
obviously

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Daydream. The holiday brochures are there for a reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sit.

Shit.

Wipe.

Wash hands.

Go!

You flow easy "

Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sit.

Shit.

Wipe.

Wash hands.

Go!

You flow easy

Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps "

Aw that's the bugger since I give the drink up..... it did flow or should I say splatter better then

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'll have the wireless on."

You poop chocolate eggs omg, your inbox will be overflowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read phone

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"the toilets only for doing a pooh or wee.

in and out

oh .........and use wet ones , actually called" flushable toilet wipes " after normal toilet paper.

its the only way to guarantee cleanliness.

"

I know another way.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Shit and go.

Can't be sitting around in a poo smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/03/18 20:13:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GQ or Fab both make great reading oh and wipe wash spray etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I'm not the only one who calls radio the wireless

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Spray it with vi,poo then sit back and read war and peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh golly - cant take stuff in there to do - infection control and all that

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"the toilets only for doing a pooh or wee.

in and out

oh .........and use wet ones , actually called" flushable toilet wipes " after normal toilet paper.

its the only way to guarantee cleanliness.

"

They may be flushable, in that they will flush away, but they are not compostable or biodegradeable as they contain plastic. Stop flushing them. You're contributing to the fatbergs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a poo today and it was shaped like a love heart in the loo when i looked .i always look and see what type it is (bristol stool chart ).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a poo today and it was shaped like a love heart in the loo when i looked .i always look and see what type it is (bristol stool chart ). "

I'm more into coffee art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a poo today and it was shaped like a love heart in the loo when i looked .i always look and see what type it is (bristol stool chart ).

I'm more into coffee art "

Do boobs coffee art

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a poo today and it was shaped like a love heart in the loo when i looked .i always look and see what type it is (bristol stool chart ).

I'm more into coffee art

Do boobs coffee art "

In the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sit.

Shit.

Wipe.

Wash hands.

Go!

Pretty much the same but I like to add a flush between steps 3 and 4 "

Lol

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Ok what do you do when you sit down for a number 2?

"

There's some interesting evidence that prolonged sitting relaxes the anus and causes venous engorgement a.k.a. haemorrhoids.

I'll see y'all in my clinic.

Doctor Delerium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sit.

Shit.

Wipe.

Wash hands.

Go!

You flow easy

Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps

Aw that's the bugger since I give the drink up..... it did flow or should I say splatter better then "

What about lots of fresh fruit and vegetables?? I only drink wine at weekends so it's the healthy stuff that works the rest of the times

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ok what do you do when you sit down for a number 2?

There's some interesting evidence that prolonged sitting relaxes the anus and causes venous engorgement a.k.a. haemorrhoids.

I'll see y'all in my clinic.

Doctor Delerium

"

I have a little stool to help my stools have a smooth exit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sit.

Shit.

Wipe.

Wash hands.

Go!

Pretty much the same but I like to add a flush between steps 3 and 4

Lol"

I leave the flushing to the servants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sit.

Shit.

Wipe.

Wash hands.

Go!

You flow easy

Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps

Aw that's the bugger since I give the drink up..... it did flow or should I say splatter better then

What about lots of fresh fruit and vegetables?? I only drink wine at weekends so it's the healthy stuff that works the rest of the times "

I have a apple and pear nearly every day....but the drink made me looser

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I sit.

Shit.

Wipe.

Wash hands.

Go!

You flow easy

Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps

Aw that's the bugger since I give the drink up..... it did flow or should I say splatter better then

What about lots of fresh fruit and vegetables?? I only drink wine at weekends so it's the healthy stuff that works the rest of the times

I have a apple and pear nearly every day....but the drink made me looser"

Cats bum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sit.

Shit.

Wipe.

Wash hands.

Go!

You flow easy

Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps

Aw that's the bugger since I give the drink up..... it did flow or should I say splatter better then

What about lots of fresh fruit and vegetables?? I only drink wine at weekends so it's the healthy stuff that works the rest of the times

I have a apple and pear nearly every day....but the drink made me looser"

Haha! I eat a lot of healthy green vegetables and salad for lunch every day so that adds to the motion sensoring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I sit.

Shit.

Wipe.

Wash hands.

Go!

You flow easy

Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps

Aw that's the bugger since I give the drink up..... it did flow or should I say splatter better then

What about lots of fresh fruit and vegetables?? I only drink wine at weekends so it's the healthy stuff that works the rest of the times

I have a apple and pear nearly every day....but the drink made me looser

Cats bum... "

You've just put me off my fecking pear

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I sit.

Shit.

Wipe.

Wash hands.

Go!

You flow easy

Lots of fruit, veg and wine helps

Aw that's the bugger since I give the drink up..... it did flow or should I say splatter better then

What about lots of fresh fruit and vegetables?? I only drink wine at weekends so it's the healthy stuff that works the rest of the times

I have a apple and pear nearly every day....but the drink made me looser

Cats bum...

You've just put me off my fecking pear "

Windmill then

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Do people sit down long enough for their stomach and intestines to process and eliminate all consumed food? If I'm going to read or do something interesting, it won't be on the loo.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Do people sit down long enough for their stomach and intestines to process and eliminate all consumed food? If I'm going to read or do something interesting, it won't be on the loo. "

If you have constipation, I could always lend you a copy of War and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wait until James is having a relaxing bath.

Then I run in the bathroom and spoil his tranquillity by having a poo and stinking the room out x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I always wait until James is having a relaxing bath.

Then I run in the bathroom and spoil his tranquillity by having a poo and stinking the room out x "

Way to go gal

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I pretend to have a shit to get away from kids ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch YouTube, giggle at echoey fart noises, extra points for a big loud splash, take a sniff, examine, take a pic, done.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I sit.

Shit.

Wipe.

Wash hands.

Go!

Pretty much the same but I like to add a flush between steps 3 and 4 "

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

To be honest why the op want to know what we all do on the toilet

Can think of better things to start a thread about

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To be honest why the op want to know what we all do on the toilet

Can think of better things to start a thread about

Pmsl"

Thats only a number 1

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I don't understand how people have the time to do all this on the loo...how long are you there for ffs?! "

As long as it takes

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"To be honest why the op want to know what we all do on the toilet

Can think of better things to start a thread about

Pmsl"

Start one then

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