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By *G Lana OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

My cats get up and make me breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because cats are selfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dogs kindly acted as my alarm clock when they thought the time I set it for was too late. They are selfless, really.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If scientists could splice cat genes with a St Bernard dog we might get a pet that could bring us a cup of tea at least.

You'd need a bigger cat flap tho.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"My dogs kindly acted as my alarm clock when they thought the time I set it for was too late. They are selfless, really.

Mine did exactly that this morning too. I still have 32 mins left

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Mine did a few months back . I got up and she had bought me a nice pigeon for breakfast

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Because they don't have opposable thumbs. It makes it really difficult to stir the porridge...

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