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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not desperate so here's a list of my standards for any lady wanting the pleasure of my attention:

1)Must be a supermodel.

2)Have a Master degree from either Cambridge or Oxford.. I may settle for a Durham or LSE

3) Must be a minimum of 5ft 9", no shorties please

4)A six figure salary

5) be well travelled , must have visited at least three continents.

6)Must be exceptionally witty and be able to recite Shakespeare backwards.

7) Be much hotter than me.

Who am I: Just your average bloke down the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Masters degree? No. PhD or gtfo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotter than a hidden profiler ?

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm not desperate so here's a list of my standards for any lady wanting the pleasure of my attention:

1)Must be a supermodel.

2)Have a Master degree from either Cambridge or Oxford.. I may settle for a Durham or LSE

3) Must be a minimum of 5ft 9", no shorties please

4)A six figure salary

5) be well travelled , must have visited at least three continents.

6)Must be exceptionally witty and be able to recite Shakespeare backwards.

7) Be much hotter than me.

Who am I: Just your average bloke down the pub.

"

Dammit. I'm only 5'8''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it. I'm only 5ft 7.7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it. I'm only 5ft 7.7

Ignore that. I'm going to lie about my height.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Fuck it. I'm only 5ft 7.7 "

And you’re feeling frisky, go and have a rant it’s Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ man have some pride in yourself. You're practically giving it away with such low standards.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"Hotter than a hidden profiler ?"

To hot for us mere mortals to see

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By *uckymooMan
over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire

Ha haaaaaaa I just spat my Earl Grey

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Durham degree and a seven figures salary (if you count the pence). Dam it so close!!

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

You are selling yourself far to short there

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

My legs are currently spread open

Surely that’s the only creditials needed right?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

35.7% of said credentials. That would be an N grade at fab level. Narrow margin. I don't normally do well with failing but I really don't mind this time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why are you all joking, I was serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are you all joking, I was serious."

So am I.

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Did you forget her dad has to own a brewery OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck it. I'm only 5ft 7.7

Ignore that. I'm going to lie about my height. "

Timewaster

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have one out of the seven listed. In Fab terms that means I can send a message suggesting I'm exactly what you're looking for, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not desperate so here's a list of my standards for any lady wanting the pleasure of my attention:

1)Must be a supermodel.

2)Have a Master degree from either Cambridge or Oxford.. I may settle for a Durham or LSE

3) Must be a minimum of 5ft 9", no shorties please

4)A six figure salary

5) be well travelled , must have visited at least three continents.

6)Must be exceptionally witty and be able to recite Shakespeare backwards.

7) Be much hotter than me.

Who am I: Just your average bloke down the pub.

"

you forgot we had to be proficient in BS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one out of the seven listed. In Fab terms that means I can send a message suggesting I'm exactly what you're looking for, surely?

"

Well you can try your luck but I would most likely delete it. I do insist you make some effort though, nothing worse than "hey how are you"

I expect you to magically whip it up a conversation despite having no information about me or any of my interests.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have one out of the seven listed. In Fab terms that means I can send a message suggesting I'm exactly what you're looking for, surely?

Well you can try your luck but I would most likely delete it. I do insist you make some effort though, nothing worse than "hey how are you"

I expect you to magically whip it up a conversation despite having no information about me or any of my interests. "

That's my specialty. Ask any of the strangers I have engaged in a queue or a lift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame I’m short I git all the other criteria

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one out of the seven listed. In Fab terms that means I can send a message suggesting I'm exactly what you're looking for, surely?

Well you can try your luck but I would most likely delete it. I do insist you make some effort though, nothing worse than "hey how are you"

I expect you to magically whip it up a conversation despite having no information about me or any of my interests.

That's my specialty. Ask any of the strangers I have engaged in a queue or a lift. "

Ew you desperate commoner

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

My standards are simple compared to yours op

1) Must drink tea

2) Must like dunking biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not desperate so here's a list of my standards for any lady wanting the pleasure of my attention:

1)Must be a supermodel.

2)Have a Master degree from either Cambridge or Oxford.. I may settle for a Durham or LSE

3) Must be a minimum of 5ft 9", no shorties please

4)A six figure salary

5) be well travelled , must have visited at least three continents.

6)Must be exceptionally witty and be able to recite Shakespeare backwards.

7) Be much hotter than me.

Who am I: Just your average bloke down the pub.

"

so your a play boy who only wants the best which is a but unfair on other women huh

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have one out of the seven listed. In Fab terms that means I can send a message suggesting I'm exactly what you're looking for, surely?

Well you can try your luck but I would most likely delete it. I do insist you make some effort though, nothing worse than "hey how are you"

I expect you to magically whip it up a conversation despite having no information about me or any of my interests.

That's my specialty. Ask any of the strangers I have engaged in a queue or a lift.

Ew you desperate commoner "

I know. Old and grew up in 'Ackney.

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