FabSwingers.com forum: Squirters

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like them or not?

For me its a love hate thing. I don't mind it, but hate the mess. If its her bed it's her issue. If its my bed she better not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic in the summer time - I love shooting my dripping wet SuperSoaker over my family and friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like them or not?

For me its a love hate thing. I don't mind it, but hate the mess. If its her bed it's her issue. If its my bed she better not. "

you're all heart OP

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Just tell your meets to bring their own towels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved the super soaker 500 that could squirt some distance il tell ya

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

Waterproof fitted sheet..... just saying lol

Not expensive. Easily available from eBay/Amazon/Dunelm etc

Works a dream

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"Waterproof fitted sheet..... just saying lol

Not expensive. Easily available from eBay/Amazon/Dunelm etc

Works a dream "

Cheap shower curtain under an old quilt and cover...All goes in the washing machine after. Much cheaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/03/18 18:21:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/03/18 18:21:23]"

Had to delete because I did a typo

basically I’m NOT a squirrel but I am a squirter

Fortunately MrH loves it and makes me squirt repeatedly. Towels are the future for you young man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/03/18 18:21:23]

Had to delete because I did a typo

basically I’m NOT a squirrel but I am a squirter

Fortunately MrH loves it and makes me squirt repeatedly. Towels are the future for you young man

Towels only absorb so much. Even had 2 towels and she seaped through them.

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By *eepndarkMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Like them or not?

For me its a love hate thing. I don't mind it, but hate the mess. If its her bed it's her issue. If its my bed she better not.

you're all heart OP

Bring it on, squirt away!!!

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By *eepndarkMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Waterproof fitted sheet..... just saying lol

Not expensive. Easily available from eBay/Amazon/Dunelm etc

Works a dream "

In a Viz kind of way, a few bin bags can work just as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/03/18 18:21:23]

Had to delete because I did a typo

basically I’m NOT a squirrel but I am a squirter

Fortunately MrH loves it and makes me squirt repeatedly. Towels are the future for you young man

Towels only absorb so much. Even had 2 towels and she seaped through them.

Lessens the loads tho. Or buy better towels hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belle is a massive squirter! Towels at the ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think most women can squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought a black pvc bed sheet and that comes everywhere with me....

No more sleepless nights in soaking wet beds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought a black pvc bed sheet and that comes everywhere with me....

No more sleepless nights in soaking wet beds

Still have to clean the mess up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a lady who can squirt..bug turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a lady who can squirt..bug turn on

It’s bit everyone’s bag though, I met a guy a while ago who’d never been with a squirter and obviously I didn’t mention as assumed he read my veris lol anyway off he went down the golden walkway

and low and behold I let loose right in his mouth he wasn’t impressed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love a lady who can squirt..bug turn on

It’s not everyone’s bag though, I met a guy a while ago who’d never been with a squirter and obviously I didn’t mention as assumed he read my veris lol anyway off he went down the golden walkway

and low and behold I let loose right in his mouth he wasn’t impressed lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought a black pvc bed sheet and that comes everywhere with me....

No more sleepless nights in soaking wet beds

Still have to clean the mess up. "

I can’t imagine any of this is helping your chances OP...

You’re the only man in the history of forever I’ve ever heard complain about a woman squirting..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldnt be such a whizz between the sheets then . Not all men can make a woman squirt ya know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 29/03/18 18:21:23]

Had to delete because I did a typo

basically I’m NOT a squirrel but I am a squirter

Fortunately MrH loves it and makes me squirt repeatedly. Towels are the future for you young man

Towels only absorb so much. Even had 2 towels and she seaped through them.

Lessens the loads tho. Or buy better towels hahaha"

Needs a good thread count on towels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought a black pvc bed sheet and that comes everywhere with me....

No more sleepless nights in soaking wet beds

Still have to clean the mess up. "

Be a man and lick it up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought a black pvc bed sheet and that comes everywhere with me....

No more sleepless nights in soaking wet beds

Still have to clean the mess up.

I can’t imagine any of this is helping your chances OP...

You’re the only man in the history of forever I’ve ever heard complain about a woman squirting.."

I'm not saying I don't like it. It shows that you know how to please a girl. But everyone likes it in the moment, but then you think about the aftermath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought a black pvc bed sheet and that comes everywhere with me....

No more sleepless nights in soaking wet beds

Doesnt it all just slide off the sheet elesewhere then. Do you get soggy carpet instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought a black pvc bed sheet and that comes everywhere with me....

No more sleepless nights in soaking wet beds

Doesnt it all just slide off the sheet elesewhere then. Do you get soggy carpet instead

Thats my thought on them.

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

When I was 30, I went out with an 18 year old who squirted like fuck...

She was so sensitive to touch, and could hardly control herself

When she would come, it’d be like she was completely disabled for a good 5 mins...

And she’d come 4-5 times during sex really easily... which would always be accompanied by a massive amount of fluid

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve dated squirters before, and I’ve even made girls squirt who didn’t even think they could...

(I quite like the challenge, if I’m being honest)

But with this girl, it was so much, that even towels weren’t enough...

I used to fuck her on the floor, but the towels would soak right through to the carpet, and you’d have a wet patch for a day or two

In the end it put me off a little bit... but I still think of her from time to time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was 30, I went out with an 18 year old who squirted like fuck...

She was so sensitive to touch, and could hardly control herself

When she would come, it’d be like she was completely disabled for a good 5 mins...

And she’d come 4-5 times during sex really easily... which would always be accompanied by a massive amount of fluid

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve dated squirters before, and I’ve even made girls squirt who didn’t even think they could...

(I quite like the challenge, if I’m being honest)

But with this girl, it was so much, that even towels weren’t enough...

I used to fuck her on the floor, but the towels would soak right through to the carpet, and you’d have a wet patch for a day or two

In the end it put me off a little bit... but I still think of her from time to time

This is the type of girl I was with. It was her place so it was her bed, but it just put me off. I like it but when you are rolling around in a soaking wet bed its just not for me.

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

"When I was 30, I went out with an 18 year old who squirted like fuck...

She was so sensitive to touch, and could hardly control herself

When she would come, it’d be like she was completely disabled for a good 5 mins...

And she’d come 4-5 times during sex really easily... which would always be accompanied by a massive amount of fluid

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve dated squirters before, and I’ve even made girls squirt who didn’t even think they could...

(I quite like the challenge, if I’m being honest)

But with this girl, it was so much, that even towels weren’t enough...

I used to fuck her on the floor, but the towels would soak right through to the carpet, and you’d have a wet patch for a day or two

In the end it put me off a little bit... but I still think of her from time to time

This is the type of girl I was with. It was her place so it was her bed, but it just put me off. I like it but when you are rolling around in a soaking wet bed its just not for me. "

Ha, yeah, we had to do it at my place, because her parents were always in, and her dad wasn’t really a fan of her having a bf at all... especially a guy 12 years older than her

I did go to town on her in her dorm at Uni though once... just to give her some perspective

I wouldn’t have been surprised if she had to lean her mattress against the radiator after I left

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I was 30, I went out with an 18 year old who squirted like fuck...

She was so sensitive to touch, and could hardly control herself

When she would come, it’d be like she was completely disabled for a good 5 mins...

And she’d come 4-5 times during sex really easily... which would always be accompanied by a massive amount of fluid

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve dated squirters before, and I’ve even made girls squirt who didn’t even think they could...

(I quite like the challenge, if I’m being honest)

But with this girl, it was so much, that even towels weren’t enough...

I used to fuck her on the floor, but the towels would soak right through to the carpet, and you’d have a wet patch for a day or two

In the end it put me off a little bit... but I still think of her from time to time

This is the type of girl I was with. It was her place so it was her bed, but it just put me off. I like it but when you are rolling around in a soaking wet bed its just not for me.

Ha, yeah, we had to do it at my place, because her parents were always in, and her dad wasn’t really a fan of her having a bf at all... especially a guy 12 years older than her

I did go to town on her in her dorm at Uni though once... just to give her some perspective

I wouldn’t have been surprised if she had to lean her mattress against the radiator after I left

the worst thing is that they don't tell you they do.

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

" When I was 30, I went out with an 18 year old who squirted like fuck...

She was so sensitive to touch, and could hardly control herself

When she would come, it’d be like she was completely disabled for a good 5 mins...

And she’d come 4-5 times during sex really easily... which would always be accompanied by a massive amount of fluid

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve dated squirters before, and I’ve even made girls squirt who didn’t even think they could...

(I quite like the challenge, if I’m being honest)

But with this girl, it was so much, that even towels weren’t enough...

I used to fuck her on the floor, but the towels would soak right through to the carpet, and you’d have a wet patch for a day or two

In the end it put me off a little bit... but I still think of her from time to time

This is the type of girl I was with. It was her place so it was her bed, but it just put me off. I like it but when you are rolling around in a soaking wet bed its just not for me.

Ha, yeah, we had to do it at my place, because her parents were always in, and her dad wasn’t really a fan of her having a bf at all... especially a guy 12 years older than her

I did go to town on her in her dorm at Uni though once... just to give her some perspective

I wouldn’t have been surprised if she had to lean her mattress against the radiator after I left

the worst thing is that they don't tell you they do. "

She held back to begin with...

Nothing at first...

Then a small gush

Then a full on squirt after a night out

Then that was it...

It was like she had a supersoaker up there

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