FabSwingers.com forum: Whats your weapon of choice?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have a choice of a rather large cucumber, a furry gremlin or a very badly designed light saber

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

An icicle

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just cast a spell on them

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By *ong_legs2Couple
over a year ago

essex

"I have a choice of a rather large cucumber, a furry gremlin or a very badly designed light saber

weapon of choice incase of what....zombie apocalypse????

for me....bucket n spade!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a choice of a rather large cucumber, a furry gremlin or a very badly designed light saber

Hmmm if being attacked by a vegetarian - the cucumber

if being attacked by a dog - the furry gremlin

If being attacked by a man - the lightsabre (men cant resist going "whum whum" and pretending to be Luke Skywalker

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I have a choice of a rather large cucumber, a furry gremlin or a very badly designed light saber

go for the cucumber... nice with cheese tomato and salad cream x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My own hands!

Yes that's right! I am a fucking kick ass NINJAAAAA!!!

Fuck yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo.

xx (Just in case).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is mainly aimed at zombies...a jean michelle jarre type of laser light show...only with high powered particle beam lazers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" a furry gremlin "

go on then, i'll give you permission to use me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a soggy bit of celery

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"a soggy bit of celery

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and why is it soggy??? eh? eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because its been in the bottom of the fridge to long, of course, what other reason would there be

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"because its been in the bottom of the fridge to long, of course, what other reason would there be

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your former post told me all i need to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"because its been in the bottom of the fridge to long, of course, what other reason would there be

your former post told me all i need to know

ah busted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u planning an attack on my balls

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"u planning an attack on my balls

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No id forgotten about them

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Ouch!!! Dont touch the shiney bit,on the light saber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"u planning an attack on my balls

No id forgotten about them

i just cant let it go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teaspoon

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

the complete works of beatrix potter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my weapon of choice would be my home-made vampire killing kit i made when i was 8 years old

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

A grenade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my weapon of choice would be my home-made vampire killing kit i made when i was 8 years old

always best to be prepaired

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"u planning an attack on my balls

No id forgotten about them

i just cant let it go

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are into sado masochism then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"u planning an attack on my balls

No id forgotten about them

i just cant let it go

are into sado masochism then?

shouldnt that be cant let them go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A grenade.

I'd catch one for ya secret..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my weapon of choice would be my home-made vampire killing kit i made when i was 8 years old

I read , vampire killing klit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wet gremlin

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

hide the light syber inside the cuecumber, it will look like lunch for later and non threatning,

make a puppet out of the soggy gremlin and do a puppet show, lull them into a false sense of security, then when they are enthrulled by the cute gremlin and get closer, whip out the light syber and cut of their head,

simples...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmm the mind ...im a jedi !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

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By *ne-just4funMan
over a year ago

Southampton

The rough end of a pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flamethrower as worked by our Ripley..... pity it's only lawful in SA.............

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The rough end of a pineapple

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Done that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a Daikon?

lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

the first paragraph of anything written by geofrey archer

just dont nod off yourself whilst reading it out to any attacking zombie's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The rough end of a pineapple

Done that one

ur sick

nd no im not into that kinda thing. r u?

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