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What are you gonna wear to my fancy dress party? I ain't bothering with a funeral. One of you lucky pervs can taxidermy me and keep me under the bed. | |||
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"Oh I thought this said cheeky girls.....bastard. " I qualify for that too. | |||
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"I think I qualify. I just ate 2 portions of quorn lasagne and 2 rustlers burgers. I'm not sure I am destined to be in this earth much longer, my stomach may explode. It's gonna be like the scene from Alien, I just know it
What are you gonna wear to my fancy dress party? I ain't bothering with a funeral. One of you lucky pervs can taxidermy me and keep me under the bed."I just ate a 7inch ham and pineapple pizza, a chicken kebab with salad,a handful of chips and a piece of cheesecake.. I think I may have lifted a rib...  | |||
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"I think I qualify. I just ate 2 portions of quorn lasagne and 2 rustlers burgers. I'm not sure I am destined to be in this earth much longer, my stomach may explode. It's gonna be like the scene from Alien, I just know it
What are you gonna wear to my fancy dress party? I ain't bothering with a funeral. One of you lucky pervs can taxidermy me and keep me under the bed.
I just ate a 7inch ham and pineapple pizza, a chicken kebab with salad,a handful of chips and a piece of cheesecake.. I think I may have lifted a rib... "Hurts like hell, I think my spine is separating | |||
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"I think I qualify. I just ate 2 portions of quorn lasagne and 2 rustlers burgers. I'm not sure I am destined to be in this earth much longer, my stomach may explode. It's gonna be like the scene from Alien, I just know it
What are you gonna wear to my fancy dress party? I ain't bothering with a funeral. One of you lucky pervs can taxidermy me and keep me under the bed.
I just ate a 7inch ham and pineapple pizza, a chicken kebab with salad,a handful of chips and a piece of cheesecake.. I think I may have lifted a rib...
Hurts like hell, I think my spine is separating "I need a belly rub... | |||
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"I'm on 4400 calories a day. Thats 2x the recommended adult diet. Gotta get them muscles growing. " I ate more in one sitting than I normally do in a week. How the heck do you eat that many calories? | |||
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"I think I qualify. I just ate 2 portions of quorn lasagne and 2 rustlers burgers. I'm not sure I am destined to be in this earth much longer, my stomach may explode. It's gonna be like the scene from Alien, I just know it
What are you gonna wear to my fancy dress party? I ain't bothering with a funeral. One of you lucky pervs can taxidermy me and keep me under the bed.
I just ate a 7inch ham and pineapple pizza, a chicken kebab with salad,a handful of chips and a piece of cheesecake.. I think I may have lifted a rib...
Hurts like hell, I think my spine is separating
I need a belly rub... "Me too. The sleepies are coming.... I don't know how much longer I've got. | |||
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"I think I qualify. I just ate 2 portions of quorn lasagne and 2 rustlers burgers. I'm not sure I am destined to be in this earth much longer, my stomach may explode. It's gonna be like the scene from Alien, I just know it
What are you gonna wear to my fancy dress party? I ain't bothering with a funeral. One of you lucky pervs can taxidermy me and keep me under the bed.
I just ate a 7inch ham and pineapple pizza, a chicken kebab with salad,a handful of chips and a piece of cheesecake.. I think I may have lifted a rib...
Hurts like hell, I think my spine is separating
I need a belly rub...
Me too. The sleepies are coming.... I don't know how much longer I've got."I find it's best to lie on your side resting tummy on a cushion... | |||
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"I'm on 4400 calories a day. Thats 2x the recommended adult diet. Gotta get them muscles growing. I ate more in one sitting than I normally do in a week. How the heck do you eat that many calories? "With some difficulty at first, you have to expand your stomach. Basically force feeding yourself. I can comfortably eat that much a day now. | |||
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"Might as well fill any gaps that are left with ice cream. There's always room for ice creams. " No chance, I'd puke. | |||
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"I'm on 4400 calories a day. Thats 2x the recommended adult diet. Gotta get them muscles growing. I ate more in one sitting than I normally do in a week. How the heck do you eat that many calories?
With some difficulty at first, you have to expand your stomach. Basically force feeding yourself.
I can comfortably eat that much a day now. "Fuck that. I can barely breathe | |||
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"I'm on 4400 calories a day. Thats 2x the recommended adult diet. Gotta get them muscles growing. I ate more in one sitting than I normally do in a week. How the heck do you eat that many calories?
With some difficulty at first, you have to expand your stomach. Basically force feeding yourself.
I can comfortably eat that much a day now.
Fuck that. I can barely breathe "You know what you need to do.  | |||
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"How do you people put so much food in your stomach?" They've got 2 arses.  | |||
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"Greedy fucker "I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon. Help....me... | |||
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"I'm on 4400 calories a day. Thats 2x the recommended adult diet. Gotta get them muscles growing. I ate more in one sitting than I normally do in a week. How the heck do you eat that many calories?
With some difficulty at first, you have to expand your stomach. Basically force feeding yourself.
I can comfortably eat that much a day now.
Fuck that. I can barely breathe
You know what you need to do. "Puke? | |||
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me..."I'd love to see that. | |||
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"How do you people put so much food in your stomach?" It was a challenge. I ate waaay too fast and didn't give it a chance to go down. Now it's going down my body is unhappy | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x" Nosh away my dear, even air is a struggle right now. The coma is upon me... I'm fading fast. | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x" Celebrations, I’m in | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in "I reckon a few will celebrate my demise | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in
I reckon a few will celebrate my demise "Nah who’s gonna tell us about their bowel movements then? | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in
I reckon a few will celebrate my demise
Nah who’s gonna tell us about their bowel movements then? "Well after my gluttony, the next shite I have should be of epic proportion | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in
I reckon a few will celebrate my demise "I hate that when you're starving and you don't let it hit stomach. People say you're meant to eat a mouthful and then wait 30 seconds before next. What a load of shit. | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in
I reckon a few will celebrate my demise
I hate that when you're starving and you don't let it hit stomach. People say you're meant to eat a mouthful and then wait 30 seconds before next. What a load of shit. "This is how it happened. I'm normally a grazer at best. I clammed down the grub today like it was Johnny Depps spunk and from that point on I was doomed. | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in
I reckon a few will celebrate my demise
I hate that when you're starving and you don't let it hit stomach. People say you're meant to eat a mouthful and then wait 30 seconds before next. What a load of shit.
This is how it happened. I'm normally a grazer at best. I clammed down the grub today like it was Johnny Depps spunk and from that point on I was doomed."Not even a waffer thin mint? | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in
I reckon a few will celebrate my demise
I hate that when you're starving and you don't let it hit stomach. People say you're meant to eat a mouthful and then wait 30 seconds before next. What a load of shit.
This is how it happened. I'm normally a grazer at best. I clammed down the grub today like it was Johnny Depps spunk and from that point on I was doomed.
Not even a waffer thin mint? "Nope I'm brokeded | |||
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"They mostly come at night... mostly " The cum mostly in my mouth | |||
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"They mostly come at night... mostly The cum mostly in my mouth" Bet if you had a glass of jonny depps cum you chug it.  | |||
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"They mostly come at night... mostly The cum mostly in my mouth Bet if you had a glass of jonny depps cum you chug it. "Give me a few days and I'll consider it. Would need to be fresh and summoned by me tho. Week old rice pudding ain't my style | |||
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"I had fish and chips feel sick  "Home cooked or chippy? | |||
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"They mostly come at night... mostly The cum mostly in my mouth Bet if you had a glass of jonny depps cum you chug it.
Give me a few days and I'll consider it. Would need to be fresh and summoned by me tho. Week old rice pudding ain't my style "Could always just have a gb with jonny depp, will smith and a few others of your choice. | |||
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"They mostly come at night... mostly The cum mostly in my mouth" Gargle me baby  | |||
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"They mostly come at night... mostly The cum mostly in my mouth Gargle me baby "I'm sure that could be arranged.  | |||
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"They mostly come at night... mostly The cum mostly in my mouth Bet if you had a glass of jonny depps cum you chug it.
Give me a few days and I'll consider it. Would need to be fresh and summoned by me tho. Week old rice pudding ain't my style
Could always just have a gb with jonny depp, will smith and a few others of your choice. "Johnny Depp characters please, that would be just dandy | |||
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"They mostly come at night... mostly The cum mostly in my mouth Gargle me baby "One of my party tricks.... who's been talking?
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in
I reckon a few will celebrate my demise
I hate that when you're starving and you don't let it hit stomach. People say you're meant to eat a mouthful and then wait 30 seconds before next. What a load of shit.
This is how it happened. I'm normally a grazer at best. I clammed down the grub today like it was Johnny Depps spunk and from that point on I was doomed."You're a fuckin case.  | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in
I reckon a few will celebrate my demise
I hate that when you're starving and you don't let it hit stomach. People say you're meant to eat a mouthful and then wait 30 seconds before next. What a load of shit.
This is how it happened. I'm normally a grazer at best. I clammed down the grub today like it was Johnny Depps spunk and from that point on I was doomed.
You're a fuckin case. "And I fit snuggly in a basket so it's all gravy baby | |||
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"They mostly come at night... mostly The cum mostly in my mouth Bet if you had a glass of jonny depps cum you chug it.
Give me a few days and I'll consider it. Would need to be fresh and summoned by me tho. Week old rice pudding ain't my style
Could always just have a gb with jonny depp, will smith and a few others of your choice.
Johnny Depp characters please, that would be just dandy "Could have a Johnny depp themed gb. Masks and the best accent. Break the accent you walk the plank. | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in
I reckon a few will celebrate my demise
I hate that when you're starving and you don't let it hit stomach. People say you're meant to eat a mouthful and then wait 30 seconds before next. What a load of shit.
This is how it happened. I'm normally a grazer at best. I clammed down the grub today like it was Johnny Depps spunk and from that point on I was doomed.
You're a fuckin case.
And I fit snuggly in a basket so it's all gravy baby "You won't after eating all that. | |||
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me..."Haha save me ripping you out them won't it  | |||
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"I stopped thinking about the question/ food and more about what I would do with my very own original _rincess peach under my bed "I was getting worried nobody was interested in the taxidermy moi. Thought well, I'm not even today's chip paper, I'm last years. | |||
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"They mostly come at night... mostly The cum mostly in my mouth Bet if you had a glass of jonny depps cum you chug it.
Give me a few days and I'll consider it. Would need to be fresh and summoned by me tho. Week old rice pudding ain't my style
Could always just have a gb with jonny depp, will smith and a few others of your choice.
Johnny Depp characters please, that would be just dandy
Could have a Johnny depp themed gb. Masks and the best accent. Break the accent you walk the plank. "The key being, they wouldn't really be him. Ya see, if I'm gonna get penetrated by Sweeney Todd, it needs to be Sweeney Todd If I'm gonna ride Captain Jack like Red Rum winning the grand national, it needs to be Captain Jack | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in
I reckon a few will celebrate my demise
I hate that when you're starving and you don't let it hit stomach. People say you're meant to eat a mouthful and then wait 30 seconds before next. What a load of shit.
This is how it happened. I'm normally a grazer at best. I clammed down the grub today like it was Johnny Depps spunk and from that point on I was doomed.
You're a fuckin case.
And I fit snuggly in a basket so it's all gravy baby
You won't after eating all that. "I will once I've had a dump and a big ole fart. Let it rip tater chip | |||
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me...
Haha save me ripping you out them won't it "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry | |||
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"They mostly come at night... mostly The cum mostly in my mouth Bet if you had a glass of jonny depps cum you chug it.
Give me a few days and I'll consider it. Would need to be fresh and summoned by me tho. Week old rice pudding ain't my style
Could always just have a gb with jonny depp, will smith and a few others of your choice.
Johnny Depp characters please, that would be just dandy
Could have a Johnny depp themed gb. Masks and the best accent. Break the accent you walk the plank.
The key being, they wouldn't really be him. Ya see, if I'm gonna get penetrated by Sweeney Todd, it needs to be Sweeney Todd
If I'm gonna ride Captain Jack like Red Rum winning the grand national, it needs to be Captain Jack
"I’ll be willy wonka Get me tongue deep up your chocolate factory.  | |||
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"They mostly come at night... mostly The cum mostly in my mouth Bet if you had a glass of jonny depps cum you chug it.
Give me a few days and I'll consider it. Would need to be fresh and summoned by me tho. Week old rice pudding ain't my style
Could always just have a gb with jonny depp, will smith and a few others of your choice.
Johnny Depp characters please, that would be just dandy
Could have a Johnny depp themed gb. Masks and the best accent. Break the accent you walk the plank.
The key being, they wouldn't really be him. Ya see, if I'm gonna get penetrated by Sweeney Todd, it needs to be Sweeney Todd
If I'm gonna ride Captain Jack like Red Rum winning the grand national, it needs to be Captain Jack
I’ll be willy wonka
Get me tongue deep up your chocolate factory. "As long as it's after I've passed this food baby. I'll be the goose that lays golden eggs for Easter. | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in
I reckon a few will celebrate my demise
I hate that when you're starving and you don't let it hit stomach. People say you're meant to eat a mouthful and then wait 30 seconds before next. What a load of shit.
This is how it happened. I'm normally a grazer at best. I clammed down the grub today like it was Johnny Depps spunk and from that point on I was doomed.
You're a fuckin case.
And I fit snuggly in a basket so it's all gravy baby
You won't after eating all that.
I will once I've had a dump and a big ole fart. Let it rip tater chip"That's what I was gonna say to you go and have a shite. But I don't speak to ladies in that manor. | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in
I reckon a few will celebrate my demise
I hate that when you're starving and you don't let it hit stomach. People say you're meant to eat a mouthful and then wait 30 seconds before next. What a load of shit.
This is how it happened. I'm normally a grazer at best. I clammed down the grub today like it was Johnny Depps spunk and from that point on I was doomed.
You're a fuckin case.
And I fit snuggly in a basket so it's all gravy baby
You won't after eating all that.
I will once I've had a dump and a big ole fart. Let it rip tater chip
That's what I was gonna say to you go and have a shite. But I don't speak to ladies in that manor. "May take a day or 2 to slay the beast. I'll have my own sausage factory by the time it's all out. | |||
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"They mostly come at night... mostly The cum mostly in my mouth Bet if you had a glass of jonny depps cum you chug it.
Give me a few days and I'll consider it. Would need to be fresh and summoned by me tho. Week old rice pudding ain't my style
Could always just have a gb with jonny depp, will smith and a few others of your choice.
Johnny Depp characters please, that would be just dandy
Could have a Johnny depp themed gb. Masks and the best accent. Break the accent you walk the plank.
The key being, they wouldn't really be him. Ya see, if I'm gonna get penetrated by Sweeney Todd, it needs to be Sweeney Todd
If I'm gonna ride Captain Jack like Red Rum winning the grand national, it needs to be Captain Jack
I’ll be willy wonka
Get me tongue deep up your chocolate factory.
As long as it's after I've passed this food baby.
I'll be the goose that lays golden eggs for Easter. "You can be my wingman anytime | |||
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"They mostly come at night... mostly The cum mostly in my mouth Bet if you had a glass of jonny depps cum you chug it.
Give me a few days and I'll consider it. Would need to be fresh and summoned by me tho. Week old rice pudding ain't my style
Could always just have a gb with jonny depp, will smith and a few others of your choice.
Johnny Depp characters please, that would be just dandy
Could have a Johnny depp themed gb. Masks and the best accent. Break the accent you walk the plank.
The key being, they wouldn't really be him. Ya see, if I'm gonna get penetrated by Sweeney Todd, it needs to be Sweeney Todd
If I'm gonna ride Captain Jack like Red Rum winning the grand national, it needs to be Captain Jack
I’ll be willy wonka
Get me tongue deep up your chocolate factory.
As long as it's after I've passed this food baby.
I'll be the goose that lays golden eggs for Easter.
You can be my wingman anytime "You totally know how to take my breath away | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in
I reckon a few will celebrate my demise
I hate that when you're starving and you don't let it hit stomach. People say you're meant to eat a mouthful and then wait 30 seconds before next. What a load of shit.
This is how it happened. I'm normally a grazer at best. I clammed down the grub today like it was Johnny Depps spunk and from that point on I was doomed.
You're a fuckin case.
And I fit snuggly in a basket so it's all gravy baby
You won't after eating all that.
I will once I've had a dump and a big ole fart. Let it rip tater chip
That's what I was gonna say to you go and have a shite. But I don't speak to ladies in that manor.
May take a day or 2 to slay the beast. I'll have my own sausage factory by the time it's all out. "You may have to zoro the fucker. | |||
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"Jesus woman!! You don't want a celebration then? I've eaten the maltesers and snickers ones. I fear the rest will be noshed soon!! Miss you already x Celebrations, I’m in
I reckon a few will celebrate my demise
I hate that when you're starving and you don't let it hit stomach. People say you're meant to eat a mouthful and then wait 30 seconds before next. What a load of shit.
This is how it happened. I'm normally a grazer at best. I clammed down the grub today like it was Johnny Depps spunk and from that point on I was doomed.
You're a fuckin case.
And I fit snuggly in a basket so it's all gravy baby
You won't after eating all that.
I will once I've had a dump and a big ole fart. Let it rip tater chip
That's what I was gonna say to you go and have a shite. But I don't speak to ladies in that manor.
May take a day or 2 to slay the beast. I'll have my own sausage factory by the time it's all out.
You may have to zoro the fucker. "A coat hanger will do the trick | |||
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"Well this thread took a turn. "Nothing is as expected when I'm around. Or when I'm square | |||
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me...
Haha save me ripping you out them won't it
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry "Could sharp put you in your place trust me   | |||
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me...
Haha save me ripping you out them won't it
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Could sharp put you in your place trust me "Gotta catch me first lanky | |||
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"You classy woman "Classy is overrated. Would much prefer a girl thats just straight up and not fake. | |||
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me...
Haha save me ripping you out them won't it
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Could sharp put you in your place trust me
Gotta catch me first lanky "I'm sure I could persuade you with something | |||
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"You classy woman "Proper. I use V.I.Poo | |||
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"You classy woman
Classy is overrated. Would much prefer a girl thats just straight up and not fake. "But I AM classy
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me...
Haha save me ripping you out them won't it
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Could sharp put you in your place trust me
Gotta catch me first lanky
I'm sure I could persuade you with something "Is it your penis? | |||
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"You classy woman
Classy is overrated. Would much prefer a girl thats just straight up and not fake. "I know her in real life I was joking with her | |||
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"You classy woman
Classy is overrated. Would much prefer a girl thats just straight up and not fake.
But I AM classy
"Classy in the streets, a devil in the sheets? | |||
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"You classy woman
Classy is overrated. Would much prefer a girl thats just straight up and not fake.
I know her in real life I was joking with her "I am, as I type, trying to entice the turtle out to battle | |||
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"You classy woman
Classy is overrated. Would much prefer a girl thats just straight up and not fake.
But I AM classy
Classy in the streets, a devil in the sheets? "I'll go with that. | |||
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"You classy woman
Classy is overrated. Would much prefer a girl thats just straight up and not fake.
But I AM classy
Classy in the streets, a devil in the sheets?
I'll go with that. "You strike me as a classy girl that likes to be naughty wherever you are. | |||
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me...
Haha save me ripping you out them won't it
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Could sharp put you in your place trust me
Gotta catch me first lanky
I'm sure I could persuade you with something
Is it your penis?"My What? You've never seen It? Would that persuade You?  | |||
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"I had fish and chips feel sick
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"You classy woman
Classy is overrated. Would much prefer a girl thats just straight up and not fake.
But I AM classy
Classy in the streets, a devil in the sheets?
I'll go with that.
You strike me as a classy girl that likes to be naughty wherever you are. "I ooze class ... and methane | |||
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me...
Haha save me ripping you out them won't it
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Could sharp put you in your place trust me
Gotta catch me first lanky
I'm sure I could persuade you with something
Is it your penis?
My What? You've never seen It? Would that persuade You? "Thighs... I meant thighs | |||
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"I had fish and chips feel sick
Home cooked or chippy?
Chippy "Banging | |||
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me...
Haha save me ripping you out them won't it
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Could sharp put you in your place trust me
Gotta catch me first lanky
I'm sure I could persuade you with something
Is it your penis?
My What? You've never seen It? Would that persuade You?
Thighs... I meant thighs "Hey I can do thighs | |||
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me...
Haha save me ripping you out them won't it
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Could sharp put you in your place trust me
Gotta catch me first lanky
I'm sure I could persuade you with something
Is it your penis?
My What? You've never seen It? Would that persuade You?
Thighs... I meant thighs
Hey I can do penis "I knew it!! Perv | |||
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me...
Haha save me ripping you out them won't it
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Could sharp put you in your place trust me
Gotta catch me first lanky
I'm sure I could persuade you with something
Is it your penis?
My What? You've never seen It? Would that persuade You?
Thighs... I meant thighs
Hey I can do penis
I knew it!! Perv " where's that report button | |||
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me...
Haha save me ripping you out them won't it
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Could sharp put you in your place trust me
Gotta catch me first lanky
I'm sure I could persuade you with something
Is it your penis?
My What? You've never seen It? Would that persuade You?
Thighs... I meant thighs
Hey I can do penis
I knew it!! Perv
where's that report button "In my vag, best come find it | |||
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"I had fish and chips feel sick
Home cooked or chippy?
Chippy
Banging "Then ate easter egg feel sick | |||
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"I had fish and chips feel sick
Home cooked or chippy?
Chippy
Banging
Then ate easter egg feel sick "Oh man. I dropped a log already so I can breathe once more | |||
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"You are a great laugh peach. Bet you're a delight to be around. " Like Angel Delight. Sounds a good idea then makes you sick | |||
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"I just had 2 Easter eggs and once put a hair band on for a laugh "Where did you put the hair band? On your head or round your ballsack? | |||
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"You are a great laugh peach. Bet you're a delight to be around. Like Angel Delight. Sounds a good idea then makes you sick " No because I bet you're no angel. | |||
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"I had fish and chips feel sick
Home cooked or chippy?
Chippy
Banging
Then ate easter egg feel sick
Oh man. I dropped a log already so I can breathe once more "Away for poo | |||
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"You are a great laugh peach. Bet you're a delight to be around. Like Angel Delight. Sounds a good idea then makes you sick No because I bet you're no angel. "I got wings n everything. They are made by bodyform but I purchased them therefore I have wings. | |||
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me...
Haha save me ripping you out them won't it
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Could sharp put you in your place trust me
Gotta catch me first lanky
I'm sure I could persuade you with something
Is it your penis?
My What? You've never seen It? Would that persuade You?
Thighs... I meant thighs
Hey I can do penis
I knew it!! Perv
where's that report button
In my vag, best come find it "It's going to happen .. you know it | |||
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"I had fish and chips feel sick
Home cooked or chippy?
Chippy
Banging
Then ate easter egg feel sick
Oh man. I dropped a log already so I can breathe once more
Away for poo "I had to make like Frankie and Relax | |||
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"You are a great laugh peach. Bet you're a delight to be around. Like Angel Delight. Sounds a good idea then makes you sick No because I bet you're no angel.
I got wings n everything. They are made by bodyform but I purchased them therefore I have wings."But did you earn them? | |||
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"Greedy fucker
I'm pretty sure I'm gonna hulk rip out of my clothes very soon.
Help....me...
Haha save me ripping you out them won't it
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry
Could sharp put you in your place trust me
Gotta catch me first lanky
I'm sure I could persuade you with something
Is it your penis?
My What? You've never seen It? Would that persuade You?
Thighs... I meant thighs
Hey I can do penis
I knew it!! Perv
where's that report button
In my vag, best come find it
It's going to happen .. you know it "Milli Vanilli- girl you know it's true | |||
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"You are a great laugh peach. Bet you're a delight to be around. Like Angel Delight. Sounds a good idea then makes you sick No because I bet you're no angel.
I got wings n everything. They are made by bodyform but I purchased them therefore I have wings.
But did you earn them? "No, I bought them in the feminine hygiene aisle at asda | |||
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"I just had 2 Easter eggs and once put a hair band on for a laugh
Where did you put the hair band? On your head or round your ballsack?"Lol | |||
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"I just had 2 Easter eggs and once put a hair band on for a laugh
Where did you put the hair band? On your head or round your ballsack?
Lol"Was a serious question! | |||
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"You are a great laugh peach. Bet you're a delight to be around. Like Angel Delight. Sounds a good idea then makes you sick No because I bet you're no angel.
I got wings n everything. They are made by bodyform but I purchased them therefore I have wings.
But did you earn them?
No, I bought them in the feminine hygiene aisle at asda "
So you have bloody wings. | |||
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"You are a great laugh peach. Bet you're a delight to be around. Like Angel Delight. Sounds a good idea then makes you sick No because I bet you're no angel.
I got wings n everything. They are made by bodyform but I purchased them therefore I have wings.
But did you earn them?
No, I bought them in the feminine hygiene aisle at asda
So you have bloody wings. "That's the ones. | |||
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"You are a great laugh peach. Bet you're a delight to be around. Like Angel Delight. Sounds a good idea then makes you sick No because I bet you're no angel.
I got wings n everything. They are made by bodyform but I purchased them therefore I have wings.
But did you earn them?
No, I bought them in the feminine hygiene aisle at asda
So you have bloody wings.
That's the ones. "So you are a little devil then. | |||
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"You are a great laugh peach. Bet you're a delight to be around. Like Angel Delight. Sounds a good idea then makes you sick No because I bet you're no angel.
I got wings n everything. They are made by bodyform but I purchased them therefore I have wings.
But did you earn them?
No, I bought them in the feminine hygiene aisle at asda
So you have bloody wings.
That's the ones.
So you are a little devil then. "Little is right | |||
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"You are a great laugh peach. Bet you're a delight to be around. Like Angel Delight. Sounds a good idea then makes you sick No because I bet you're no angel.
I got wings n everything. They are made by bodyform but I purchased them therefore I have wings.
But did you earn them?
No, I bought them in the feminine hygiene aisle at asda
So you have bloody wings.
That's the ones.
So you are a little devil then.
Little is right "Just realised you're 4'9" I love small girls. | |||
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"You are a great laugh peach. Bet you're a delight to be around. Like Angel Delight. Sounds a good idea then makes you sick No because I bet you're no angel.
I got wings n everything. They are made by bodyform but I purchased them therefore I have wings.
But did you earn them?
No, I bought them in the feminine hygiene aisle at asda
So you have bloody wings.
That's the ones.
So you are a little devil then.
Little is right
Just realised you're 4'9" I love small girls."I cannot deny I should have been an extra in the wizard of oz | |||
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"You are a great laugh peach. Bet you're a delight to be around. Like Angel Delight. Sounds a good idea then makes you sick No because I bet you're no angel.
I got wings n everything. They are made by bodyform but I purchased them therefore I have wings.
But did you earn them?
No, I bought them in the feminine hygiene aisle at asda
So you have bloody wings.
That's the ones.
So you are a little devil then.
Little is right
Just realised you're 4'9" I love small girls.
I cannot deny I should have been an extra in the wizard of oz "Or the hobbit. | |||
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"You are a great laugh peach. Bet you're a delight to be around. Like Angel Delight. Sounds a good idea then makes you sick No because I bet you're no angel.
I got wings n everything. They are made by bodyform but I purchased them therefore I have wings.
But did you earn them?
No, I bought them in the feminine hygiene aisle at asda
So you have bloody wings.
That's the ones.
So you are a little devil then.
Little is right
Just realised you're 4'9" I love small girls.
I cannot deny I should have been an extra in the wizard of oz
Or the hobbit. "I have the hairy feet. | |||
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"You are a great laugh peach. Bet you're a delight to be around. Like Angel Delight. Sounds a good idea then makes you sick No because I bet you're no angel.
I got wings n everything. They are made by bodyform but I purchased them therefore I have wings.
But did you earn them?
No, I bought them in the feminine hygiene aisle at asda
So you have bloody wings.
That's the ones.
So you are a little devil then.
Little is right
Just realised you're 4'9" I love small girls.
I cannot deny I should have been an extra in the wizard of oz "I'm 5'8" just short of a standing bj maybe. | |||
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