FabSwingers.com forum: How bad can it be

By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

So you met that fantasy person you clicked socially but the sex was just average do you tell him or her. Sorry love your crap or do you politely report them to the powers that be for miss representing themselves in thier two page bio about how big a cock they have and how much they squirt. Answers on a post card please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Postcard is in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He may have thought the same of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes two to tango. Did you have your dancing shoes on?

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"He may have thought the same of you "

Hypothetically I’m perfect as is the hypothetical thread

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"It takes two to tango. Did you have your dancing shoes on? "

Always have my dancing shoes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes two to have crap sex though

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Neither, we would just politely decline any future meets with them.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Come on let’s have fun

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

No.

You don't tell them they were just average.

No you don't do them for misrepresentation.

You chalk it up to experience and take at least 50% of the blame yourself.

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"No.

You don't tell them they were just average.

No you don't do them for misrepresentation.

You chalk it up to experience and take at least 50% of the blame yourself."

Ok let me explain. This is a hypothetical situation where you are perfect. It’s not a dig at anyone it’s for fun. Let’s be creative it’s almost the holiday weekend

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"No.

You don't tell them they were just average.

No you don't do them for misrepresentation.

You chalk it up to experience and take at least 50% of the blame yourself.

Ok let me explain. This is a hypothetical situation where you are perfect. It’s not a dig at anyone it’s for fun. Let’s be creative it’s almost the holiday weekend "

Okay. Let me explain. I am perfect. I read the O.P. I understood the O.P. I replied. I didn't think it was a dig at anyone. That was my answer. No matter if it's Easter , Christmas or fooking Eid...... that's my answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always report shit shags.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Postcard is in the post

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"So you met that fantasy person you clicked socially but the sex was just average do you tell him or her. Sorry love your crap or do you politely report them to the powers that be for miss representing themselves in thier two page bio about how big a cock they have and how much they squirt. Answers on a post card please"

Nun.

If i did get that far with sumone id be happy that i got on with them realey well and cood have any sex at all

And Shorley sex will get better in time the mor you have with that 1 person rite ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always helps if they can walk the walk as well as talking the talk...

There are lots of dreamers on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep trying untill they get better practice makes perfect

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By *uciyass OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Always report shit shags.

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly there’s no trading standards here.

I would be interested what vwe would rack up to though

If it’s a fat 4 inch, that’s just how I like my chocolate;) happy Easter everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow that’s hard,some of the worst sex I’ve had is with people that claim to be amazing, I guess at one point I’m on someone’s bad list ?

How about a second chance or figure out what’s holding them back ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I'd meet them again and take random photos of me say, sticking a tongue in his arse whilst pulling a puke face and such like, then post them publicly

Peach x

Humorous hypothetical right....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd just make sure there's no evidence of our unfortunate encounter and up my shag game for the next one.

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"No.

You don't tell them they were just average.

No you don't do them for misrepresentation.

You chalk it up to experience and take at least 50% of the blame yourself.

Ok let me explain. This is a hypothetical situation where you are perfect. It’s not a dig at anyone it’s for fun. Let’s be creative it’s almost the holiday weekend "

Don't think I will ever be perfect nor do I seek such an illusion in others.

But like all things isn't great sex about learning another and what works for two people. And don't all journeys begin with a single step?

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