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Dungeon Dilemma

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You have been trapped in the dungeon of a castle by an evil Sex Lord who is planning to make you the star of a snuff porno… ‘Dead and Swinging’

To regain your freedom and indeed save your life, you must sexual satisfy one of the gatekeepers.

Through the door to the left the gatekeeper’s body is fit as fuck, but they have a face which would turn milk sour.... it’s the most unattractive face you have ever seen.

Through the door to the right the gatekeeper has a really attractive face, but not the body to match…. it’s one of the most unappealing bodies you have seen.

Which door will you be going through…. left or right?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Left I can close my eyes to his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

left dont have to look at his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The door to the right, one with nice face.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Death by shagging? what a way to go ill just stay there I think

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Right door ....

A nice face is more important than a great body to me.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"You have been trapped in the dungeon of a castle by an evil Sex Lord who is planning to make you the star of a snuff porno… ‘Dead and Swinging’

To regain your freedom and indeed save your life, you must sexual satisfy one of the gatekeepers.

Through the door to the left the gatekeeper’s body is fit as fuck, but they have a face which would turn milk sour.... it’s the most unattractive face you have ever seen.

Through the door to the right the gatekeeper has a really attractive face, but not the body to match…. it’s one of the most unappealing bodies you have seen.

Which door will you be going through…. left or right?

"
Can i ask, is the sex lord fit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left or right ..... that's what the doggy position is for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw fuck it, threesome time they probably both nice guys xx

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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Can i ask, is the sex lord fit? "

Think John McCririck

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

Can i ask, is the sex lord fit?

Think John McCririck "
Oh FFS, i was titilated until i read that, are the walls of the dungeon covered in bogies then?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

surely a dp sess would satisfy the gatekeepers??

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

The OP makes no mention of castle type. How is one to make an informed decision without the facts.

Stone Keep Castle

Motte and Bailey Castle

Concentric Castle

or Roman Fortress????

For God's sake Polo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have been trapped in the dungeon of a castle by an evil Sex Lord who is planning to make you the star of a snuff porno… ‘Dead and Swinging’

To regain your freedom and indeed save your life, you must sexual satisfy one of the gatekeepers.

Through the door to the left the gatekeeper’s body is fit as fuck, but they have a face which would turn milk sour.... it’s the most unattractive face you have ever seen.

Through the door to the right the gatekeeper has a really attractive face, but not the body to match…. it’s one of the most unappealing bodies you have seen.

Which door will you be going through…. left or right?

"

right

face over body every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody gets out of my fookin castle - dead or alive!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"

Can i ask, is the sex lord fit?

Think John McCririck "

Fuck that! im out of there then with the fit body and my eyes closed!!!

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

If it's a dungeon - I'll grab the hood and try both. For the not-so-pretty one I'll put the hood on them, for the pretty one I'll put the hood on me

Yay

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could be the 3rd gatekeeper, a face like a slapped arse, and a scrawny body to match..... Looks like you are all dead!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

These plans...are they advanced plans, or early vague-ish ideas? If the latter, one could wait to see if either of the guards gets replaced (maybe resigning to work for a less contentious Lord, or a promotion to "Head of Guarding"), and re-assess the replacements.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You have been trapped in the dungeon of a castle by an evil Sex Lord who is planning to make you the star of a snuff porno… ‘Dead and Swinging’

To regain your freedom and indeed save your life, you must sexual satisfy one of the gatekeepers.

Through the door to the left the gatekeeper’s body is fit as fuck, but they have a face which would turn milk sour.... it’s the most unattractive face you have ever seen.

Through the door to the right the gatekeeper has a really attractive face, but not the body to match…. it’s one of the most unappealing bodies you have seen.

Which door will you be going through…. left or right?

"

Is the above ALL the information we are going to get ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"These plans...are they advanced plans, or early vague-ish ideas? If the latter, one could wait to see if either of the guards gets replaced (maybe resigning to work for a less contentious Lord, or a promotion to "Head of Guarding"), and re-assess the replacements."

You're getting it up the arse regardless , so why worry.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Who says i want to escape

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By *ne-just4funMan
over a year ago

Southampton

What's wrong with a bit of snuff? might make you sneeze a bit..but better that shagging a minger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have been trapped in the dungeon of a castle by an evil Sex Lord who is planning to make you the star of a snuff porno… ‘Dead and Swinging’

To regain your freedom and indeed save your life, you must sexual satisfy one of the gatekeepers.

Through the door to the left the gatekeeper’s body is fit as fuck, but they have a face which would turn milk sour.... it’s the most unattractive face you have ever seen.

Through the door to the right the gatekeeper has a really attractive face, but not the body to match…. it’s one of the most unappealing bodies you have seen.

Which door will you be going through…. left or right?

"

I would prompt them to do lezzo sex and make the ugly face one munch the ugly body ones rug. Followed by a BJ from the mice faces one while they did a 69 with the nice bodied ones back is towards me. An acceptable solution. (This is assuming they aren't male as it doesn't state so.)

Another conundrum solved by Ron.

(Nods wisely)

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

i'm staying in the dungeon,i've just put up some curtains,the new damp course has worked a treat.

i'm shagging the security birds on alternate nights.

works out i orgasmed the co star to death,she's still smiling.

happy days.

so dont be strangers,drop in and say hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck em both at the same time, looking at only the slices of life that make you happy as you do so

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"You have been trapped in the dungeon of a castle by an evil Sex Lord who is planning to make you the star of a snuff porno… ‘Dead and Swinging’

To regain your freedom and indeed save your life, you must sexual satisfy one of the gatekeepers.

Through the door to the left the gatekeeper’s body is fit as fuck, but they have a face which would turn milk sour.... it’s the most unattractive face you have ever seen.

Through the door to the right the gatekeeper has a really attractive face, but not the body to match…. it’s one of the most unappealing bodies you have seen.

Which door will you be going through…. left or right?

Is the above ALL the information we are going to get ?"

I repeat........

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