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Strictly Fun and Frolics With Mistress and Friends and some loose woman and samis missing knicks #93

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

here we go again

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I found em...

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

sami put some vick on the bottom of ur feet it will draw the cold out and wear socks in bed

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I found em... "
found what

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I found em... found what"

In the title..my missing knicks... hubby was dusting out his shed with them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found em... found what"

The teef

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 00:01:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 00:01:09]"

Ahem

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evening all.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I found em... found what

The teef "

Tut...no...my knickers...they were in the shed ffs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 00:01:09]

Ahem"

Stop removing posts when I'm replying ffs Ian

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 00:01:09]"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 00:01:09]

Ahem"

You have a coff?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 00:01:09]

Ahem

Stop removing posts when I'm replying ffs Ian "

My post. My wish to remove! So there!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found em... found what

The teef

Tut...no...my knickers...they were in the shed ffs.... "

Checking for spiders before putting em on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all."

Evening Iain...any naughty guests in tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 00:01:09]

Ahem

You have a coffee "

I'll give you one in a instant

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I found em... found what

The teef

Tut...no...my knickers...they were in the shed ffs....

Checking for spiders before putting em on "

I know...there's some big tarantulas in there, with very hairy legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 00:01:09]

Ahem

Stop removing posts when I'm replying ffs Ian

My post. My wish to remove! So there!!!"

Na..na..da..na na

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening all.

Evening Iain...any naughty guests in tonight? "

Nope! Hotel quiet. It is usual for this time of yr. Schools on half term hols, Easter end of wk. Only 20 ppl in tonight.

Just as well, feeling really crap tonight. Back injury really playing up.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 00:01:09]

Ahem

You have a coffee

I'll give you one in a instant "

Who me?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found em... found what

The teef

Tut...no...my knickers...they were in the shed ffs....

Checking for spiders before putting em on

I know...there's some big tarantulas in there, with very hairy legs! "

Feck do you charge them rent

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all.

Evening Iain...any naughty guests in tonight?

Nope! Hotel quiet. It is usual for this time of yr. Schools on half term hols, Easter end of wk. Only 20 ppl in tonight.

Just as well, feeling really crap tonight. Back injury really playing up."

Oh no...not good

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I found em... found what

The teef

Tut...no...my knickers...they were in the shed ffs....

Checking for spiders before putting em on

I know...there's some big tarantulas in there, with very hairy legs!

Feck do you charge them rent "

Yeah, I do, but I don't collect it, they have to pay by direct debit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 00:01:09]

Ahem

You have a coffee

I'll give you one in a instant

Who me?.... "

Well to be honest _oddy has buggered off and that leaves me you and Ian. ..ahem

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening all.

Evening Iain...any naughty guests in tonight?

Nope! Hotel quiet. It is usual for this time of yr. Schools on half term hols, Easter end of wk. Only 20 ppl in tonight.

Just as well, feeling really crap tonight. Back injury really playing up.

Oh no...not good "

Good thing was a few meetings in during the day, so cleaning I'd normally do was done by other managers. So I'll have less to do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I found em... found what

The teef

Tut...no...my knickers...they were in the shed ffs....

Checking for spiders before putting em on

I know...there's some big tarantulas in there, with very hairy legs!

Feck do you charge them rent

Yeah, I do, but I don't collect it, they have to pay by direct debit.... "

Ah set up on the Web?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 00:01:09]

Ahem

You have a coffee

I'll give you one in a instant

Who me?....

Well to be honest _oddy has buggered off and that leaves me you and Ian. ..ahem "

Yep, Voddy's gone already. What a party - pooper!

No stamina these youngsters.

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i was setting alarm for morning as have the docs with madam early

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 00:01:09]

Ahem

You have a coffee

I'll give you one in a instant

Who me?....

Well to be honest _oddy has buggered off and that leaves me you and Ian. ..ahem

Yep, Voddy's gone already. What a party - pooper!

No stamina these youngsters."

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 00:01:09]

Ahem

You have a coffee

I'll give you one in a instant

Who me?....

Well to be honest _oddy has buggered off and that leaves me you and Ian. ..ahem "

God you make me larf!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all.

Evening Iain...any naughty guests in tonight?

Nope! Hotel quiet. It is usual for this time of yr. Schools on half term hols, Easter end of wk. Only 20 ppl in tonight.

Just as well, feeling really crap tonight. Back injury really playing up.

Oh no...not good

Good thing was a few meetings in during the day, so cleaning I'd normally do was done by other managers. So I'll have less to do!"

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"i was setting alarm for morning as have the docs with madam early"

When you're there, ask them about my back!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I found em... found what

The teef

Tut...no...my knickers...they were in the shed ffs....

Checking for spiders before putting em on

I know...there's some big tarantulas in there, with very hairy legs!

Feck do you charge them rent

Yeah, I do, but I don't collect it, they have to pay by direct debit....

Ah set up on the Web? "

Hey!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 00:01:09]

Ahem

You have a coffee

I'll give you one in a instant

Who me?....

Well to be honest _oddy has buggered off and that leaves me you and Ian. ..ahem

God you make me larf! "

Eh? You really know how to hurt feelings!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ok own up whose nicked me twirls

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"i was setting alarm for morning as have the docs with madam early"

Ooh, good luck, Voddy

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"ok own up whose nicked me twirls"

Not me! I have started a diet!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

lmao berts asleep and got hiccups

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over a year ago


"ok own up whose nicked me twirls"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmao berts asleep and got hiccups"

Watch the fecker. ..when they get them the hiccup from both ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nasser night everyone....I'm conking

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning all sun is out xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 1 this week in '93.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e7n53nIBb3g

The Bluebells - Young At Heart (Official Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all sun is out xx"

It's got my top hat on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Number 1 this week in '93.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e7n53nIBb3g

The Bluebells - Young At Heart (Official Video) - YouTube

"

Where was you last night jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok own up whose nicked me twirls

Not me! I have started a diet!"

Get two stone off Ian

It gets 4"s off your trouser waist...and and...drops you 2 dress sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Number 1 this week in '93.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e7n53nIBb3g

The Bluebells - Young At Heart (Official Video) - YouTube

Where was you last night jim?"

Wouldn't you like to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Number 1 this week in '93.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e7n53nIBb3g

The Bluebells - Young At Heart (Official Video) - YouTube

Where was you last night jim?

Wouldn't you like to know."

In the words of dash.....Tw*t

But I'll leave a emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Number 1 this week in '93.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e7n53nIBb3g

The Bluebells - Young At Heart (Official Video) - YouTube

Where was you last night jim?

Wouldn't you like to know.

In the words of dash.....Tw*t

But I'll leave a emoji "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ok own up whose nicked me twirls

Not me! I have started a diet!

Get two stone off Ian

It gets 4"s off your trouser waist...and and...drops you 2 dress sizes "

Haha

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over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


""

OI! You make me jump, when you do that!...... Howz you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

OI! You make me jump, when you do that!...... Howz you? "

Good but dashing about a bit....but will be back to dish out some punishment to you lot later

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

OI! You make me jump, when you do that!...... Howz you?

Good but dashing about a bit....but will be back to dish out some punishment to you lot later "

Ok thank you.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

OI! You make me jump, when you do that!...... Howz you?

Good but dashing about a bit....but will be back to dish out some punishment to you lot later

Ok thank you..... "

Your weclome

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

OI! You make me jump, when you do that!...... Howz you?

Good but dashing about a bit....but will be back to dish out some punishment to you lot later

Ok thank you.....

Your weclome "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman

weightlifter goes

To the doctors

Says to doctor

I've grown

A cock

"Anabolic"

Says the doctor

No just a Cock

Says the woman.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"A woman

weightlifter goes

To the doctors

Says to doctor

I've grown

A cock

"Anabolic"

Says the doctor

No just a Cock

Says the woman."

Hahaha

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

oi oi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oi oi"

Savoy

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oi oi

Savoy "

ooooo gone posh have we

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi oi

Savoy

ooooo gone posh have we "

Maybe he was gonna put savaloy? But then remembered his chipolata (tiny bit of hard skin)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oi oi

Savoy ooooo gone posh have we "

You know I'm fecking dead posh....I am

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Evening all *waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oi oi

Savoy

ooooo gone posh have we

Maybe he was gonna put savaloy? But then remembered his chipolata (tiny bit of hard skin) "

Get back to making paper planes you

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oi oi

Savoy

ooooo gone posh have we

Maybe he was gonna put savaloy? But then remembered his chipolata (tiny bit of hard skin)

Get back to making paper planes you "

dont pick on mr paul

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi oi

Savoy

ooooo gone posh have we

Maybe he was gonna put savaloy? But then remembered his chipolata (tiny bit of hard skin)

Get back to making paper planes you dont pick on mr paul"

Thanks miss _oddy, nice to have somebody on my side

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"oi oi

Savoy

ooooo gone posh have we

Maybe he was gonna put savaloy? But then remembered his chipolata (tiny bit of hard skin)

Get back to making paper planes you "

I'm making a paper person now actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oi oi

Savoy

ooooo gone posh have we

Maybe he was gonna put savaloy? But then remembered his chipolata (tiny bit of hard skin)

Get back to making paper planes you

I'm making a paper person now actually "

Just don't be fecking sticking pins in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sick ate easter egg .feel bad

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I feel sick ate easter egg .feel bad "
passes a bowl just in case

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

im watching the full monty know one of the lads doing it this yr tomorrow night its the ladies stripping off

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over a year ago


"I feel sick ate easter egg .feel bad passes a bowl just in case"

Thank you i need to replace egg tommorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im watching the full monty know one of the lads doing it this yr tomorrow night its the ladies stripping off"

I watched it ,it was good .Shame didnt see cocks

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"im watching the full monty know one of the lads doing it this yr tomorrow night its the ladies stripping off

I watched it ,it was good .Shame didnt see cocks "

trust you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im watching the full monty know one of the lads doing it this yr tomorrow night its the ladies stripping off

I watched it ,it was good .Shame didnt see cocks trust you "

Lol tommorrow is the women wonder if they get boobs out .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sick ate easter egg .feel bad "

I'm on rocky bars tonight I can afford to replace anymore eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sick ate easter egg .feel bad

I'm on rocky bars tonight I can afford to replace anymore eggs"

Just boil eggs up and paint them

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im watching the full monty know one of the lads doing it this yr tomorrow night its the ladies stripping off

I watched it ,it was good .Shame didnt see cocks "

None to see here either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im watching the full monty know one of the lads doing it this yr tomorrow night its the ladies stripping off"

On itv ?

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over a year ago


"im watching the full monty know one of the lads doing it this yr tomorrow night its the ladies stripping off

I watched it ,it was good .Shame didnt see cocks

None to see here either "

Your shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?"

I ate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im watching the full monty know one of the lads doing it this yr tomorrow night its the ladies stripping off

On itv ? "

Yes

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"im watching the full monty know one of the lads doing it this yr tomorrow night its the ladies stripping off

On itv ? "

yes 9pm

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?

I ate them"

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?"

Evening Iain fanny go lightly nicked em and i aint speaking to her after the trick she played on me had me worried sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im watching the full monty know one of the lads doing it this yr tomorrow night its the ladies stripping off

On itv ?

Yes "

I hope it doesn't clash with "still game" that's my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im watching the full monty know one of the lads doing it this yr tomorrow night its the ladies stripping off

On itv ? yes 9pm"

Bugger it clashes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?Evening Iain fanny go lightly nicked em and i aint speaking to her after the trick she played on me had me worried sick"

Jeez what did sami do?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"im watching the full monty know one of the lads doing it this yr tomorrow night its the ladies stripping off

On itv ? yes 9pm

Bugger it clashes "

watch it on plus 1 thats what im doing

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?Evening Iain fanny go lightly nicked em and i aint speaking to her after the trick she played on me had me worried sick

Jeez what did sami do? "

wernt sami and you ruddy know it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?Evening Iain fanny go lightly nicked em and i aint speaking to her after the trick she played on me had me worried sick

Jeez what did sami do? "

Wozn't me....

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?Evening Iain fanny go lightly nicked em and i aint speaking to her after the trick she played on me had me worried sick

Jeez what did sami do?

Wozn't me.... "

this time it wernt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im watching the full monty know one of the lads doing it this yr tomorrow night its the ladies stripping off

On itv ? yes 9pm

Bugger it clashes watch it on plus 1 thats what im doing"

Good thinking bat woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?Evening Iain fanny go lightly nicked em and i aint speaking to her after the trick she played on me had me worried sick

Jeez what did sami do? wernt sami and you ruddy know it"

But you got to see the cock

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"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?Evening Iain fanny go lightly nicked em and i aint speaking to her after the trick she played on me had me worried sick

Jeez what did sami do?

Wozn't me.... "

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"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?Evening Iain fanny go lightly nicked em and i aint speaking to her after the trick she played on me had me worried sick

Jeez what did sami do? wernt sami and you ruddy know it

But you got to see the cock "

Did someone mention cock

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?Evening Iain fanny go lightly nicked em and i aint speaking to her after the trick she played on me had me worried sick

Jeez what did sami do? wernt sami and you ruddy know it

But you got to see the cock "

....what have I missed....Voddddddddy.....

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"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?Evening Iain fanny go lightly nicked em and i aint speaking to her after the trick she played on me had me worried sick

Jeez what did sami do? wernt sami and you ruddy know it

But you got to see the cock

Did someone mention cock "

You've seen it

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"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?Evening Iain fanny go lightly nicked em and i aint speaking to her after the trick she played on me had me worried sick

Jeez what did sami do? wernt sami and you ruddy know it

But you got to see the cock

Did someone mention cock

You've seen it "

A dancing cock

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?Evening Iain fanny go lightly nicked em and i aint speaking to her after the trick she played on me had me worried sick

Jeez what did sami do? wernt sami and you ruddy know it

But you got to see the cock

Did someone mention cock

You've seen it

A dancing cock "

No...don't say the d word...she'll have a fit!..

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"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?Evening Iain fanny go lightly nicked em and i aint speaking to her after the trick she played on me had me worried sick

Jeez what did sami do? wernt sami and you ruddy know it

But you got to see the cock

Did someone mention cock

You've seen it

A dancing cock

No...don't say the d word...she'll have a fit!.. "

I like it when a man does a willy dance

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Having trouble telling how I feel

But I can dance, dance, dance

Couldn't possibly tell you how I mean

But I can dance, dance, dance

So when I'm tripping my feet, look at the beat

The words are written in the sand

When I'm shaking my hips, look for the swing

The words are written in the air

Ooh dance, I was a dancer all along

Dance, dance, dance

Words could never make up for what you do

Easy conversations, no such thing

No, I'm shy, shy, shy

My hips they lie cause in reality

I'm shy, shy, shy

So when I'm tripping my feet, look at the ground

The words are written in the dust

When I'm shaking my hips, look for the swing

The words are written in the air

Ooh dance, I was a dancer all along

Dance, dance, dance

Words could never make up for what you do

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"Evening Voddy, evening all.

Feeling much better tonight. Voddy, did u find your Twirls?Evening Iain fanny go lightly nicked em and i aint speaking to her after the trick she played on me had me worried sick

Jeez what did sami do? wernt sami and you ruddy know it

But you got to see the cock

Did someone mention cock

You've seen it

A dashing cock "

FIFY phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having trouble telling how I feel

But I can dance, dance, dance

Couldn't possibly tell you how I mean

But I can dance, dance, dance

So when I'm tripping my feet, look at the beat

The words are written in the sand

When I'm shaking my hips, look for the swing

The words are written in the air

Ooh dance, I was a dancer all along

Dance, dance, dance

Words could never make up for what you do

Easy conversations, no such thing

No, I'm shy, shy, shy

My hips they lie cause in reality

I'm shy, shy, shy

So when I'm tripping my feet, look at the ground

The words are written in the dust

When I'm shaking my hips, look for the swing

The words are written in the air

Ooh dance, I was a dancer all along

Dance, dance, dance

Words could never make up for what you do"

Aw ffs it's time to conk out

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Quick hello! Hubbys birthday so going to son's for tea!

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over a year ago


"Quick hello! Hubbys birthday so going to son's for tea! "

I thought it was dinner down your way

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

any coffee going

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over a year ago


"any coffee going"

Coming up

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

you watching the girls full monty

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over a year ago


"you watching the girls full monty"

So so....I'm finding it a bit naff..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"you watching the girls full monty"

Loved it!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"you watching the girls full monty

Loved it! "

was pleased colleen managed to do it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"you watching the girls full monty

Loved it! was pleased colleen managed to do it"

It's all very humbling isn't it? Love colleen

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Quick hello! Hubbys birthday so going to son's for tea!

I thought it was dinner down your way "

It's tea at theirs, obviously need educating

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Quick hello! Hubbys birthday so going to son's for tea!

I thought it was dinner down your way

It's tea at theirs, obviously need educating "

wonders where her bit of cake is

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Quick hello! Hubbys birthday so going to son's for tea!

I thought it was dinner down your way

It's tea at theirs, obviously need educating wonders where her bit of cake is"

I'm saving you some birthday cake to have with your instant tomorrow

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Quick hello! Hubbys birthday so going to son's for tea!

I thought it was dinner down your way

It's tea at theirs, obviously need educating wonders where her bit of cake is

I'm saving you some birthday cake to have with your instant tomorrow "

awwww thankyou muchly

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Quick hello! Hubbys birthday so going to son's for tea!

I thought it was dinner down your way

It's tea at theirs, obviously need educating wonders where her bit of cake is

I'm saving you some birthday cake to have with your instant tomorrow awwww thankyou muchly "

You're welcome, sweetness

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


""

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over a year ago


"

"

Aw sad news that greengrass has died

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Aw sad news that greengrass has died "

Ah, yeah. Loved him in Heartbeat.

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over a year ago


"

Aw sad news that greengrass has died

Ah, yeah. Loved him in Heartbeat. "

I met him there...came across as a great bloke

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Aw sad news that greengrass has died

Ah, yeah. Loved him in Heartbeat.

I met him there...came across as a great bloke "

Oh really, were you in Heartbeat?

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"

Aw sad news that greengrass has died

Ah, yeah. Loved him in Heartbeat.

I met him there...came across as a great bloke

Oh really, were you in Heartbeat? "

No I used to have a touring caravan in Goathland. ..which was aidensfield in Heartbeat. ..it was left up there for a £1 per night on the actual farm that was greengrass's farm in heartbeat

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Aw sad news that greengrass has died

Ah, yeah. Loved him in Heartbeat.

I met him there...came across as a great bloke

Oh really, were you in Heartbeat?

No I used to have a touring caravan in Goathland. ..which was aidensfield in Heartbeat. ..it was left up there for a £1 per night on the actual farm that was greengrass's farm in heartbeat "

Ah, I remember you mentioning this before

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over a year ago

Hello from a very glum Eenie

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello from a very glum Eenie "

Why you glum, Eenie?

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over a year ago

Right im nipping out for a bit...hope your OK eenie

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right im nipping out for a bit...hope your OK eenie "

Catcha later Mistress

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"Right im nipping out for a bit...hope your OK eenie

Catcha later Mistress "

I'm back with a bargain

Tefal steam generator £129.00 at tesco direct. ...39 quid in store.

I treated myself to one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right im nipping out for a bit...hope your OK eenie

Catcha later Mistress

I'm back with a bargain

Tefal steam generator £129.00 at tesco direct. ...39 quid in store.

I treated myself to one "

Ooh big difference

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right im nipping out for a bit...hope your OK eenie

Catcha later Mistress

I'm back with a bargain

Tefal steam generator £129.00 at tesco direct. ...39 quid in store.

I treated myself to one

Ooh big difference "

Yeah great for shirts and trousers....but the steam doesn't work for the silky stuff

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right im nipping out for a bit...hope your OK eenie

Catcha later Mistress

I'm back with a bargain

Tefal steam generator £129.00 at tesco direct. ...39 quid in store.

I treated myself to one

Ooh big difference

Yeah great for shirts and trousers....but the steam doesn't work for the silky stuff "

Don't ruin those PJ's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right im nipping out for a bit...hope your OK eenie

Catcha later Mistress

I'm back with a bargain

Tefal steam generator £129.00 at tesco direct. ...39 quid in store.

I treated myself to one

Ooh big difference

Yeah great for shirts and trousers....but the steam doesn't work for the silky stuff

Don't ruin those PJ's "

3 bloody sets... that's 9 fecking silky items that need ironing ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello from a very glum Eenie

Why you glum, Eenie? "

Ten years today since my Grandad passed so had a tough and teary day especially as Nan is in hospital too

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over a year ago


"Right im nipping out for a bit...hope your OK eenie "

I will be tomorrow thank you x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right im nipping out for a bit...hope your OK eenie

Catcha later Mistress

I'm back with a bargain

Tefal steam generator £129.00 at tesco direct. ...39 quid in store.

I treated myself to one

Ooh big difference

Yeah great for shirts and trousers....but the steam doesn't work for the silky stuff

Don't ruin those PJ's

3 bloody sets... that's 9 fecking silky items that need ironing ffs "

As long as my gold one's are ok!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello from a very glum Eenie

Why you glum, Eenie?

Ten years today since my Grandad passed so had a tough and teary day especially as Nan is in hospital too "

Ah bless you darling, hope Nan is ok. Next week is 2years since I lost my mum seems like yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right im nipping out for a bit...hope your OK eenie

Catcha later Mistress

I'm back with a bargain

Tefal steam generator £129.00 at tesco direct. ...39 quid in store.

I treated myself to one

Ooh big difference

Yeah great for shirts and trousers....but the steam doesn't work for the silky stuff

Don't ruin those PJ's

3 bloody sets... that's 9 fecking silky items that need ironing ffs

As long as my gold one's are ok! "

Got them on now....and just done a sudoko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello from a very glum Eenie

Why you glum, Eenie?

Ten years today since my Grandad passed so had a tough and teary day especially as Nan is in hospital too

Ah bless you darling, hope Nan is ok. Next week is 2years since I lost my mum seems like yesterday "

My mum said tonight she knew how I felt and I said "thank God I DON'T know how you feel because if it hurts this much for a grandparent, how the hell am I gonna cope if it's you or dad"

While I don't mind my age, there is some real crap involved in getting older isn't there ?

I know what you mean about the time _amiss, the last ten years have flown ... You have my full empathy xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right im nipping out for a bit...hope your OK eenie

Catcha later Mistress

I'm back with a bargain

Tefal steam generator £129.00 at tesco direct. ...39 quid in store.

I treated myself to one

Ooh big difference

Yeah great for shirts and trousers....but the steam doesn't work for the silky stuff

Don't ruin those PJ's

3 bloody sets... that's 9 fecking silky items that need ironing ffs

As long as my gold one's are ok!

Got them on now....and just done a sudoko "

Tut.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello from a very glum Eenie

Why you glum, Eenie?

Ten years today since my Grandad passed so had a tough and teary day especially as Nan is in hospital too

Ah bless you darling, hope Nan is ok. Next week is 2years since I lost my mum seems like yesterday

My mum said tonight she knew how I felt and I said "thank God I DON'T know how you feel because if it hurts this much for a grandparent, how the hell am I gonna cope if it's you or dad"

While I don't mind my age, there is some real crap involved in getting older isn't there ?

I know what you mean about the time _amiss, the last ten years have flown ... You have my full empathy xx"

Life is hard Eenie, as we get older. We have just had news that one of my stepson 's best friend, from schooldays, has died from cancer, she was 48, she was also an in law to our daughter in law, so not a great night. {{Hugs}}

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evening All.

Busier night tonight with 85% occupancy but everyone behaving ...

so far!

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over a year ago


"Hello from a very glum Eenie

Why you glum, Eenie?

Ten years today since my Grandad passed so had a tough and teary day especially as Nan is in hospital too

Ah bless you darling, hope Nan is ok. Next week is 2years since I lost my mum seems like yesterday

My mum said tonight she knew how I felt and I said "thank God I DON'T know how you feel because if it hurts this much for a grandparent, how the hell am I gonna cope if it's you or dad"

While I don't mind my age, there is some real crap involved in getting older isn't there ?

I know what you mean about the time _amiss, the last ten years have flown ... You have my full empathy xx

Life is hard Eenie, as we get older. We have just had news that one of my stepson 's best friend, from schooldays, has died from cancer, she was 48, she was also an in law to our daughter in law, so not a great night. {{Hugs}}"

God that's awful... She's younger than me.

Life can be cruel sometimes...

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over a year ago


"Evening All.

Busier night tonight with 85% occupancy but everyone behaving ...

so far!

"

It's still early to many

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening All.

Busier night tonight with 85% occupancy but everyone behaving ...

so far!

"

Evening Iain! Let's hope they continue to behave!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello from a very glum Eenie

Why you glum, Eenie?

Ten years today since my Grandad passed so had a tough and teary day especially as Nan is in hospital too

Ah bless you darling, hope Nan is ok. Next week is 2years since I lost my mum seems like yesterday

My mum said tonight she knew how I felt and I said "thank God I DON'T know how you feel because if it hurts this much for a grandparent, how the hell am I gonna cope if it's you or dad"

While I don't mind my age, there is some real crap involved in getting older isn't there ?

I know what you mean about the time _amiss, the last ten years have flown ... You have my full empathy xx

Life is hard Eenie, as we get older. We have just had news that one of my stepson 's best friend, from schooldays, has died from cancer, she was 48, she was also an in law to our daughter in law, so not a great night. {{Hugs}}

God that's awful... She's younger than me.

Life can be cruel sometimes...

"

It can...but it is the cycle of life..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, tis a new day now _amiss, anything exciting planned for your weekend? X

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anyway, tis a new day now _amiss, anything exciting planned for your weekend? X"

Not really, depends a lot on the weather. How about you, anything nice for you?

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over a year ago

Weather is shite here today.

Good morning

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

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"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision."

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx"

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

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"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs "

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate "

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

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over a year ago


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's "

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs"

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

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"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases "

Just as well at our age eh

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh "

Yeah too right!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh

Yeah too right! "

ur both only spring lambs still

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over a year ago


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh

Yeah too right! ur both only spring lambs still"

Takes another Peter pan pill

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh

Yeah too right! ur both only spring lambs still"

As are you, Voddy.xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh

Yeah too right! ur both only spring lambs still

Takes another Peter pan pill "

Giz one.....

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh

Yeah too right! ur both only spring lambs still

Takes another Peter pan pill

Giz one..... "

waves wand and turns sami into tinkerbell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh

Yeah too right! ur both only spring lambs still

Takes another Peter pan pill

Giz one..... "

When I go into mass production. ...maybe

Or were you asking for something else?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh

Yeah too right! ur both only spring lambs still

Takes another Peter pan pill

Giz one.....

When I go into mass production. ...maybe

Or were you asking for something else? "

give her a pink one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh

Yeah too right! ur both only spring lambs still

Takes another Peter pan pill

Giz one.....

When I go into mass production. ...maybe

Or were you asking for something else? give her a pink one "

I only got them in yellow ,silver and cream

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh

Yeah too right! ur both only spring lambs still

Takes another Peter pan pill

Giz one..... waves wand and turns sami into tinkerbell"

Aah......

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh

Yeah too right! ur both only spring lambs still

Takes another Peter pan pill

Giz one.....

When I go into mass production. ...maybe

Or were you asking for something else? "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh

Yeah too right! ur both only spring lambs still

Takes another Peter pan pill

Giz one.....

When I go into mass production. ...maybe

Or were you asking for something else?

"

passes a instant

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh

Yeah too right! ur both only spring lambs still

Takes another Peter pan pill

Giz one.....

When I go into mass production. ...maybe

Or were you asking for something else?

passes a instant "

Thank you Voddy...any cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh

Yeah too right! ur both only spring lambs still

Takes another Peter pan pill

Giz one.....

When I go into mass production. ...maybe

Or were you asking for something else?

passes a instant

Thank you Voddy...any cake? "

Thanks _oddy and I've got chocolate. ..you start 94 and I'll fetch it in sami

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning Mistress. A little sad today, we think our granddog will have to be put to sleep today. 11 year old black lab, who spent a lot of time with us. He's been poorly but he has laid in the same spot now for many hours, can't get up. Bless him left stepson to make his decision.

Aw bugger that's a horrible thing to happen. Sending a big {{{Hug}}} xx

Thank you, you know its got to happen but it doesn't make it any easier. happy Easter to you, don't eat too many eggs

I know and that is what stopped me getting anymore pets

I had a big feck off quality street egg last night...conked out in chair until 5 this morning...silky's covered in chocolate

Haha, sounds lovely, hope they weren't my silky's

They were in the wash now then I'll get the steam generator on them....just won't fecking steam on silky's ffs

That's ok then, don't mind a few creases

Just as well at our age eh

Yeah too right! ur both only spring lambs still

Takes another Peter pan pill

Giz one.....

When I go into mass production. ...maybe

Or were you asking for something else?

passes a instant

Thank you Voddy...any cake? "

im still waiting for my bit of birthday cake your turn for the next one get ready

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