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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What terms or phrases annoy you that are commonly used on Fab , Mines got to be ‘gym fit’, find it patronising and smug?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a straight guy to give me a bj

Really? A straight guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I don't bite...unless you ask me to...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looking for a straight guy to give me a bj

Really? A straight guy? "

Haha, or orally bi!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't bite...unless you ask me to..."

Classic cliche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here for the Forum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When can I meet you?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your tits real xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest I don’t have a wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What terms or phrases annoy you that are commonly used on Fab , Mines got to be ‘gym fit’, find it patronising and smug?! "

In what way..?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Fab straight. Come on its 2018 stand up and be counted and maybe then I'll stop getting mail off blokes telling me it doesn't make me gay if I let them sock my cock. Sorry lads but it so does.....

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

People who substitue the word sex with fun. Pet irk of mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What terms or phrases annoy you that are commonly used on Fab , Mines got to be ‘gym fit’, find it patronising and smug?!

In what way..?"

It’s only used to described men. I’ve never been to a gym in my life, or Starbucks for that matter!

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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"People who substitue the word sex with fun. Pet irk of mine "

This has recently become a pet hate of mine too.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

“Fuck off, Steve” can be a tad tiresome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G E N U I N E

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Fab straight. Come on its 2018 stand up and be counted and maybe then I'll stop getting mail off blokes telling me it doesn't make me gay if I let them sock my cock. Sorry lads but it so does....."
don’t you sock your cock yourself?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Fab straight. Come on its 2018 stand up and be counted and maybe then I'll stop getting mail off blokes telling me it doesn't make me gay if I let them sock my cock. Sorry lads but it so does..... don’t you sock your cock yourself?"

Hey my socks are Daz white no sucking required

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

"Will fill this in later" and been on the site for months or longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who substitue the word sex with fun. Pet irk of mine

This has recently become a pet hate of mine too."

Or naughty, used to described fucking. You’re adults!

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By *tevied1976Man
over a year ago

gloucester

Those people that "want to push boundaries".

Please stay away from my garden fence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Will fill this in later" and been on the site for months or longer"

I’ll post some photos when I’m not busy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""When can I meet you?""

In the first message and they’ve got no photos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality over quantity

Repeat heavy cummer

Professional

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By *tevied1976Man
over a year ago

gloucester


"“Fuck off, Steve” can be a tad tiresome "

Hey at least they make the effort to tell you to duck off!

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Can lick pussy for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go with the flow really irritates me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who substitue the word sex with fun. Pet irk of mine

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Yeah, I’m a sex kinda guy, I’m always having sex, on Sunday I had so much sex with my pal on the pool table in our local pub. He’s really good sex also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can lick pussy for hours "

Then....can breathe through my ears

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Genuine gym fit,looking for naughty fun with two straight guys who like sucking cock.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

“No timewasters”

Iike, yeah that works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck and run. How soon do you get your trainers on, before or after you've cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

BBW?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t be shy

I’m not shy, I’m just not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BBW?! "

I absolutely hate that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"G E N U I N E"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck and run. How soon do you get your trainers on, before or after you've cum "

You expect them taken off?

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By *oupletntCouple
over a year ago

St.johns

1 hey

2 I don't know how to post a pic

3 i don't need to get photo verified,I know I'm real

4 can I come over tonite

5 my wife dont know im doing this

6 give me your cell number

7 can I email you my pics

8 the wife is too shy so it'll be just me coming over

9 their profile says fit and muscular and they got a gut down to their knees

10 I don't use condoms but it's ok I'm clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BBW?!

I absolutely hate that! "

Ginger on the other hand.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""When can I meet you?"

In the first message and they’ve got no photos! "

Exactly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads, here is a few.....

Not here to shag the whole site = I think I’m something special

Professional couple = we think we are something special

Must have social only first = We will be interviewing you because we are special

Face pics with first message = I think I’m special

Please include a certain phrase in the title to show you’ve read the profile = Do as you are told because we are special

We have a life outside of Fab = gosh we really are special

Maybe there is a pattern?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

“Not like other men”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BBW?!

I absolutely hate that! "

Yeah, dress it up all you want, but I’m not buying it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/03/18 19:34:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck and run. How soon do you get your trainers on, before or after you've cum

You expect them taken off?"

Best to keep them on then you reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discrete

I don't mind it so much if it's spelled properly though.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


""When can I meet you?"

In the first message and they’ve got no photos!

Exactly!! "

Or 'when is it my turn?' As if I'm a ride at the fucking fair

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By *hatterley64Couple
over a year ago

Hertford

Can’t show face pics due to my job

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Up for anything.

What, literally anything? Anything at all? No matter how extreme? No personal preferences at all, whatsoever?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BBW?!

I absolutely hate that! "

Yeah, dress it up all you want, but I’m not buying it!

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

'Not looking to meet right now'

'Not new to this'

'Not desperate'

'Vwe only'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When guys say hit me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads, here is a few.....

Not here to shag the whole site = I think I’m something special

Professional couple = we think we are something special

Must have social only first = We will be interviewing you because we are special

Face pics with first message = I think I’m special

Please include a certain phrase in the title to show you’ve read the profile = Do as you are told because we are special

We have a life outside of Fab = gosh we really are special

Maybe there is a pattern? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for older

Then say old enough to be my dad REALLY!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

BBW looking for gym fit lads!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

“Can’t accommodate, can’t travel”

I always assume this means sex on their back doorstep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's you?

Arrrrrgggghhhhh

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

The word "play"

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Can lick pussy for hours "

I usually reply

If you need to do it for hours youre doing it wrong

Never once had them reply back after that, have noticed that their profiles get reworded through

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loads, here is a few.....

Not here to shag the whole site = I think I’m something special

Professional couple = we think we are something special

Must have social only first = We will be interviewing you because we are special

Face pics with first message = I think I’m special

When they say read the whole profile and I’m like ffs do I have to!

Please include a certain phrase in the title to show you’ve read the profile = Do as you are told because we are special

We have a life outside of Fab = gosh we really are special

Maybe there is a pattern? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loads, here is a few.....

Not here to shag the whole site = I think I’m something special

Professional couple = we think we are something special

Must have social only first = We will be interviewing you because we are special

Face pics with first message = I think I’m special

When they say read the whole profile and I’m like ffs do I have to!

Please include a certain phrase in the title to show you’ve read the profile = Do as you are told because we are special

We have a life outside of Fab = gosh we really are special

Maybe there is a pattern? "

When they say read the whole profile and I’m like ffs do I have to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can lick pussy for hours

I usually reply

If you need to do it for hours youre doing it wrong

Never once had them reply back after that, have noticed that their profiles get reworded through "

Whahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

When someone writes a well thought out response to a forum post and people who cannot write a decent reply of their own use the "reply and quote" feature to respond with "this" it grinds my gears how unoriginal "open minded" people can be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about everything really!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When someone writes a well thought out response to a forum post and people who cannot write a decent reply of their own use the "reply and quote" feature to respond with "this" it grinds my gears how unoriginal "open minded" people can be."

So basically they’re taking credit for your idea?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Loads, here is a few.....

Not here to shag the whole site = I think I’m something special

Professional couple = we think we are something special

Must have social only first = We will be interviewing you because we are special

Face pics with first message = I think I’m special

Please include a certain phrase in the title to show you’ve read the profile = Do as you are told because we are special

We have a life outside of Fab = gosh we really are special

Maybe there is a pattern? "

We don’t like none of the above because “we’re special”

(Sorry couldn’t resist )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads, here is a few.....

Not here to shag the whole site = I think I’m something special

Professional couple = we think we are something special

Must have social only first = We will be interviewing you because we are special

Face pics with first message = I think I’m special

Please include a certain phrase in the title to show you’ve read the profile = Do as you are told because we are special

We have a life outside of Fab = gosh we really are special

Maybe there is a pattern? "

You my friends have super observations!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Can I ask you a question "

I always reply to that one

“You just did - game over”

They don’t really reply to that either likely because they’re realised it would have been easier just to ask the question they wanted to in the first place

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Loads, here is a few.....

Not here to shag the whole site = I think I’m something special

Professional couple = we think we are something special

Must have social only first = We will be interviewing you because we are special

Face pics with first message = I think I’m special

Please include a certain phrase in the title to show you’ve read the profile = Do as you are told because we are special

We have a life outside of Fab = gosh we really are special

Maybe there is a pattern?

We don’t like none of the above because “we’re special”

(Sorry couldn’t resist )"

I think a social is vital tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck and run. How soon do you get your trainers on, before or after you've cum

You expect them taken off?

Best to keep them on then you reckon. "

Always then you wouldn’t see me crying

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By *arlo82Woman
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"People who substitue the word sex with fun. Pet irk of mine "

Yup one that irks me also

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"BBW looking for gym fit lads! "

You hate fatties

Duly noted

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"When someone writes a well thought out response to a forum post and people who cannot write a decent reply of their own use the "reply and quote" feature to respond with "this" it grinds my gears how unoriginal "open minded" people can be.

So basically they’re taking credit for your idea? "

No but if they have their own opinion frickin post it.

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Dynamics grrrr

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

People who reply on forums that fab

"isn't dial a ride" well I'm sorry to disagree but for me it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads, here is a few.....

Not here to shag the whole site = I think I’m something special

Professional couple = we think we are something special

Must have social only first = We will be interviewing you because we are special

Face pics with first message = I think I’m special

Please include a certain phrase in the title to show you’ve read the profile = Do as you are told because we are special

We have a life outside of Fab = gosh we really are special

Maybe there is a pattern?

We don’t like none of the above because “we’re special”

(Sorry couldn’t resist )

I think a social is vital tbh"

But you are special!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet hate is being asked for face pic in the first message. Ok darling no problem even though your are probably steve the smack head.

I hate reading veries! Where do I start?

-Treat this one with respect!! Really!

-If you are lucky enough to meet this one dont mess them about! Really really?

-I want this one all to myself? Really, really f’in really?

There is nothing worse than crap humour. My thoughts are that one man once wrote that on Fab way back in 2004, and then someone copied it and then it was copied again etc and now its the actual shit male blue print!

I want to see; Yeah she was ok I suppose, gave 60% effort and expected 110%. Tighter than expected with tidy undercarriage. Wasnt to keen on her Brut deodrant or her cigar she instisted on smoking while I gave her a good oral session. All in all 6/10. Made a shit cup of tea so deducted and extra point!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BBW looking for gym fit lads!

You hate fatties

Duly noted "

Where did I say that and no I don’t?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Can’t accommodate, can’t travel”

I always assume this means sex on their back doorstep."

Or they're homeless and don't sell many Big Issues.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Men who say straight on their profile but looking for TV's

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"BBW looking for gym fit lads!

You hate fatties

Duly noted

Where did I say that and no I don’t?! "

There’s a certain repeataive tone to your replies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BBW?!

I absolutely hate that!

Ginger on the other hand..... "

Yes, go on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BBW looking for gym fit lads!

You hate fatties

Duly noted

Where did I say that and no I don’t?!

There’s a certain repeataive tone to your replies "

Mentioned the phrase BBW twice, hardly repeative!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask you a question

I always reply to that one

“You just did - game over”

They don’t really reply to that either likely because they’re realised it would have been easier just to ask the question they wanted to in the first place "

I say No just to throw them off their game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady boner/wank. Dunno why I just cringe when I read it

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

'Single men, we will find you'

'Exceptional single men only'

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"BBW looking for gym fit lads!

You hate fatties

Duly noted

Where did I say that and no I don’t?!

There’s a certain repeataive tone to your replies

Mentioned the phrase BBW twice, hardly repeative! "

If you say so

Still seems to be a tone implied though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BBW?!

I absolutely hate that! "

I feel the need to clarify that it's the expression I hate - condescending!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmm

I hate Mmmmmmmmmm.

It makes me feel sick.As soon as someone puts Mmmmmmmmm in a message I instantly think of a greasy old fithly pervert.It makes my skin crawl and I get a little bit of sick in my mouth when they say it.Its just creepy and a horrid way of saying you like something.If someone is chatting to me and they put the foul Mmmmmmmmmm in a message then i no longer chat to them it instantly puts me off them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmmm

I hate Mmmmmmmmmm.

It makes me feel sick.As soon as someone puts Mmmmmmmmm in a message I instantly think of a greasy old fithly pervert.It makes my skin crawl and I get a little bit of sick in my mouth when they say it.Its just creepy and a horrid way of saying you like something.If someone is chatting to me and they put the foul Mmmmmmmmmm in a message then i no longer chat to them it instantly puts me off them x"

Absolutely agree. I actually feel sick reading that too. Such a shitty comment.

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character


"My pet hate is being asked for face pic in the first message. Ok darling no problem even though your are probably steve the smack head.

I hate reading veries! Where do I start?

-Treat this one with respect!! Really!

-If you are lucky enough to meet this one dont mess them about! Really really?

-I want this one all to myself? Really, really f’in really?

There is nothing worse than crap humour. My thoughts are that one man once wrote that on Fab way back in 2004, and then someone copied it and then it was copied again etc and now its the actual shit male blue print!

I want to see; Yeah she was ok I suppose, gave 60% effort and expected 110%. Tighter than expected with tidy undercarriage. Wasnt to keen on her Brut deodrant or her cigar she instisted on smoking while I gave her a good oral session. All in all 6/10. Made a shit cup of tea so deducted and extra point! "

And you've also explained how The Bible came about.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Mmmmmmmmm

I hate Mmmmmmmmmm.

It makes me feel sick.As soon as someone puts Mmmmmmmmm in a message I instantly think of a greasy old fithly pervert.It makes my skin crawl and I get a little bit of sick in my mouth when they say it.Its just creepy and a horrid way of saying you like something.If someone is chatting to me and they put the foul Mmmmmmmmmm in a message then i no longer chat to them it instantly puts me off them x"

A little part of me goes when I read mmmm for the same reason

Or when they call me “yummy” I just think I’m a woman not a snickers mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmmm

I hate Mmmmmmmmmm.

It makes me feel sick.As soon as someone puts Mmmmmmmmm in a message I instantly think of a greasy old fithly pervert.It makes my skin crawl and I get a little bit of sick in my mouth when they say it.Its just creepy and a horrid way of saying you like something.If someone is chatting to me and they put the foul Mmmmmmmmmm in a message then i no longer chat to them it instantly puts me off them x

Absolutely agree. I actually feel sick reading that too. Such a shitty comment. "

There's just something gross and sickening about it isn't there.Nothing affects me that much but that really makes me cringe x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Milf

How the fuck does being a Mum make you anymore fuckable than not being one?

American pie as a lot to answer for!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BBW looking for gym fit lads!

You hate fatties

Duly noted

Where did I say that and no I don’t?!

There’s a certain repeataive tone to your replies

I’m talking about the phrase, not the person. Same with the phrase gym Fit, which I also said.

Mentioned the phrase BBW twice, hardly repeative!

If you say so

Still seems to be a tone implied though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmmm

I hate Mmmmmmmmmm.

It makes me feel sick.As soon as someone puts Mmmmmmmmm in a message I instantly think of a greasy old fithly pervert.It makes my skin crawl and I get a little bit of sick in my mouth when they say it.Its just creepy and a horrid way of saying you like something.If someone is chatting to me and they put the foul Mmmmmmmmmm in a message then i no longer chat to them it instantly puts me off them x

A little part of me goes when I read mmmm for the same reason

Or when they call me “yummy” I just think I’m a woman not a snickers mate "

I actually cringe myself out writing Mmmmmmmm lol it's just gross x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pic hunters but then they demand your face pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BBW looking for gym fit lads!

You hate fatties

Duly noted

Where did I say that and no I don’t?!

There’s a certain repeataive tone to your replies

Mentioned the phrase BBW twice, hardly repeative!

If you say so

Still seems to be a tone implied though "

I’m talking about the phrase not the person, like gym Fit which I also said.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"BBW looking for gym fit lads!

You hate fatties

Duly noted

Where did I say that and no I don’t?!

There’s a certain repeataive tone to your replies

I’m talking about the phrase, not the person. Same with the phrase gym Fit, which I also said.

Mentioned the phrase BBW twice, hardly repeative!

If you say so

Still seems to be a tone implied though "

Fair dos

Well just agree to disagree and leave it there hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone writes a well thought out response to a forum post and people who cannot write a decent reply of their own use the "reply and quote" feature to respond with "this" it grinds my gears how unoriginal "open minded" people can be."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What terms or phrases annoy you that are commonly used on Fab , Mines got to be ‘gym fit’, find it patronising and smug?!

In what way..?

It’s only used to described men. I’ve never been to a gym in my life, or Starbucks for that matter! "

Definitely not only used to describe men. Plenty of men on here clearly state looking for gym fit girls only

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Won’t exchange face pics til I think I can trust you

I always think what do you do when trying to pick someone up in a bar, wear a bag over you head until you can trust them

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I didn't think i had 1 but it turns out I do.

It's Vanilla.

Just say normal vanilla is a flavour !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BBW?!

I absolutely hate that!

Ginger on the other hand.....

Yes, go on? "

I have a weekness for readheads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What terms or phrases annoy you that are commonly used on Fab , Mines got to be ‘gym fit’, find it patronising and smug?!

In what way..?

It’s only used to described men. I’ve never been to a gym in my life, or Starbucks for that matter!

Well if they do that’s equally smug and patronising, more so in fact

Definitely not only used to describe men. Plenty of men on here clearly state looking for gym fit girls only"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BBW?!

I absolutely hate that!

I feel the need to clarify that it's the expression I hate - condescending! "

Also hate this but I do use it on my advert line... only because I don’t want to waste people’s time or mine by not making it clear.

However, if a man contacts me and makes it a point, such as I adore BBW, then it’s an instant turn off. Contact me because you find me interesting, not because of my body type.

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Really?

The usage and structure of language can make you so upset that you cannot see beyond pixels to a person who may or may not have your grammatical facility and therefore used "cliches".

There's a reason cliches exist. They contain a easily understood fundamental element of communication.

I really really love the open minded tolerance so frequently displayed by some towards others

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Really?

The usage and structure of language can make you so upset that you cannot see beyond pixels to a person who may or may not have your grammatical facility and therefore used "cliches".

There's a reason cliches exist. They contain a easily understood fundamental element of communication.

I really really love the open minded tolerance so frequently displayed by some towards others "

Cliches exist for people who haven’t got any original thoughts of there own, so rely on stock worn out phrases!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who substitue the word sex with fun. Pet irk of mine "

I would like some sex with you.

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill


"Really?

The usage and structure of language can make you so upset that you cannot see beyond pixels to a person who may or may not have your grammatical facility and therefore used "cliches".

There's a reason cliches exist. They contain a easily understood fundamental element of communication.

I really really love the open minded tolerance so frequently displayed by some towards others

Cliches exist for people who haven’t got any original thoughts of there own, so rely on stock worn out phrases!"

No cliches to see here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really?

The usage and structure of language can make you so upset that you cannot see beyond pixels to a person who may or may not have your grammatical facility and therefore used "cliches".

There's a reason cliches exist. They contain a easily understood fundamental element of communication.

I really really love the open minded tolerance so frequently displayed by some towards others "

Blimey, you're being all eloquent and stuff tonight Hiney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BBW?!

I absolutely hate that!

Ginger on the other hand.....

Yes, go on?

I have a weekness for readheads"

Oh cool, that makes a change!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Men who say straight on their profile but looking for TV's "

There’s one in this thread

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill


"Really?

The usage and structure of language can make you so upset that you cannot see beyond pixels to a person who may or may not have your grammatical facility and therefore used "cliches".

There's a reason cliches exist. They contain a easily understood fundamental element of communication.

I really really love the open minded tolerance so frequently displayed by some towards others

Blimey, you're being all eloquent and stuff tonight Hiney "

It's evolution ...apparently

May be I should have stayed in the man cave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional seeking same - from people who don’t communicate effectively, pretend to be a female when it’s clearly a male and say they are going to do something (like have a phone chat) and then don’t...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone writes a well thought out response to a forum post and people who cannot write a decent reply of their own use the "reply and quote" feature to respond with "this" it grinds my gears how unoriginal "open minded" people can be.

"

You’re a naughty face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mention of popcorn when a thread may kick off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab straight your bi or gay so why not just say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the 'so what's the point, I am leaving the site', well go on then.. off you trot chap...

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By *urSurveySaysMan
over a year ago

London/Chichester


"Fab straight. Come on its 2018 stand up and be counted and maybe then I'll stop getting mail off blokes telling me it doesn't make me gay if I let them sock my cock. Sorry lads but it so does....."

Agreed. Any man on here who is pleasured in any which way by a man, or a man dressed as a woman, is not straight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Professional seeking same - from people who don’t communicate effectively, pretend to be a female when it’s clearly a male and say they are going to do something (like have a phone chat) and then don’t...

"
I'm professional but not in the sense of a Dr or lawyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Females that say this site is shit I'm going to a club/dogging to meet real men who have sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone writes a well thought out response to a forum post and people who cannot write a decent reply of their own use the "reply and quote" feature to respond with "this" it grinds my gears how unoriginal "open minded" people can be.

You’re a naughty face."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab straight. Come on its 2018 stand up and be counted and maybe then I'll stop getting mail off blokes telling me it doesn't make me gay if I let them sock my cock. Sorry lads but it so does.....

Agreed. Any man on here who is pleasured in any which way by a man, or a man dressed as a woman, is not straight! "

And that matters because ?

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"When someone writes a well thought out response to a forum post and people who cannot write a decent reply of their own use the "reply and quote" feature to respond with "this" it grinds my gears how unoriginal "open minded" people can be."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab straight. Come on its 2018 stand up and be counted and maybe then I'll stop getting mail off blokes telling me it doesn't make me gay if I let them sock my cock. Sorry lads but it so does....."

This. Yes if they took ownership and stopped forcing upon others then those who are on the fringes of their own awareness may feel more comfortable in embracing it. No need to try and change others though.

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By *urSurveySaysMan
over a year ago

London/Chichester


"Fab straight. Come on its 2018 stand up and be counted and maybe then I'll stop getting mail off blokes telling me it doesn't make me gay if I let them sock my cock. Sorry lads but it so does.....

Agreed. Any man on here who is pleasured in any which way by a man, or a man dressed as a woman, is not straight!

And that matters because ? "

It matters because it irritates me.. That's the point in this thread isn't it? Or did you miss that?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

** Northantsblueeyes has updated his profile **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat this one with respect.

I'm not here to sleep my way through the site.

I have a life outside fab.

Professional couple seek similar.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Naughty fun

Treat her/him/them with respect

Body parts “to die for”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for single males

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By *exy BeckyCouple
over a year ago

Agde

"Fun couple looking for fun people"

And we really love this one...

"Proffesional couple"

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By *loise BBWWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"BBW looking for gym fit lads!

You hate fatties

Duly noted "

Here here!!

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Anything that implies that someone thinks they are better or more worthy . Examples like , not here to shag the whole site , quality over quantity , not looking for notches on the bedposts , all come to mind .

A strictly social meet first .

Fab isn’t instashag .

Patience is the key .

Grabs popcorn .

To name a few more very common sayings that get on our nerves .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for single guys but then single guys are listed on they're profile,and my biggest gripe can't accommodate can't travel how the hell do u expect to get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What terms or phrases annoy you that are commonly used on Fab , Mines got to be ‘gym fit’, find it patronising and smug?!

In what way..?

It’s only used to described men. I’ve never been to a gym in my life, or Starbucks for that matter! "

Don't know, I've heard it used to dsscribe women too, but the term "gym bunny" tends to get used more for them tbh.

And my addition to the frequently used phrases on Fab is "Will try anything once. Twice if we like it!"

If I liked something I'd probably want to do it more than twice to be fair...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh crap!

Lol

Guilty of at least two on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Engage my mind and my body will follow....

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By *he witchWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

I'm a newbie. With 30 veris in 6months. Oh really

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've never worked out what a 'has a most suckable cock' is yet

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

Curvy

Treat with respect

Rugby build

Professional couple

Fab my pics please

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By *reckledbumWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

100% Genuine

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

White knights in the forum

Men who use forum to try and look appealing rather than speak their mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab straight. Come on its 2018 stand up and be counted and maybe then I'll stop getting mail off blokes telling me it doesn't make me gay if I let them sock my cock. Sorry lads but it so does.....

Agreed. Any man on here who is pleasured in any which way by a man, or a man dressed as a woman, is not straight!

And that matters because ?

It matters because it irritates me.. That's the point in this thread isn't it? Or did you miss that? "

Yeah

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By *auren001Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"People who substitue the word sex with fun. Pet irk of mine "

This sounds so juvenile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who substitue the word sex with fun. Pet irk of mine

This has recently become a pet hate of mine too.

Or naughty, used to described fucking. You’re adults! "

teehee...snigger...all good childish, naughty fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for a wonderful meet I'm still so sore...you know who you are x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmmmm

I hate Mmmmmmmmmm.

It makes me feel sick.As soon as someone puts Mmmmmmmmm in a message I instantly think of a greasy old fithly pervert.It makes my skin crawl and I get a little bit of sick in my mouth when they say it.Its just creepy and a horrid way of saying you like something.If someone is chatting to me and they put the foul Mmmmmmmmmm in a message then i no longer chat to them it instantly puts me off them x"

Someone once left me a veri that just said "Mmmmmmmm!" I actually messaged them on the back of it saying 'Wtf? I'd actually rather you just said I was shit!'

They blamed being in a rush and did leave me a decent one to follow instead mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate when someone posts "anyone for a coffee"...

Or

"Anyone for fun"

Its like they cant use the word sex. Its a swinging site ffs. We are all on here for a good fuck.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Won’t exchange face pics til I think I can trust you

I always think what do you do when trying to pick someone up in a bar, wear a bag over you head until you can trust them "

When the general public sees a swinging site as being as acceptable as picking someone up in a bar, or even as acceptable as dating websites, I’ll agree that you’ve got a point. Until then, you don’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys we will find you.

Just male half playing with permission as she is ill/lost her mojo/in recovery/taking a break from the scene.

Swinging isn't about sex it's a lifestyle....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What terms or phrases annoy you that are commonly used on Fab , Mines got to be ‘gym fit’, find it patronising and smug?!

In what way..?

It’s only used to described men. I’ve never been to a gym in my life, or Starbucks for that matter!

Don't know, I've heard it used to dsscribe women too, but the term "gym bunny" tends to get used more for them tbh.

And my addition to the frequently used phrases on Fab is "Will try anything once. Twice if we like it!"

If I liked something I'd probably want to do it more than twice to be fair... "

If you like it, why only twice?!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Won’t exchange face pics til I think I can trust you

I always think what do you do when trying to pick someone up in a bar, wear a bag over you head until you can trust them

When the general public sees a swinging site as being as acceptable as picking someone up in a bar, or even as acceptable as dating websites, I’ll agree that you’ve got a point. Until then, you don’t."

Had my fave on here for over 10 years

The world hasn’t ended and my life hasn’t fallen apart

I’m not shunned as the scarlet woman

Shock horror hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The real Mr grey

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"White knights in the forum

Men who use forum to try and look appealing rather than speak their mind

"

What if speaking their mind includes saying something in support of others?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Had my fave on here for over 10 years

The world hasn’t ended and my life hasn’t fallen apart

I’m not shunned as the scarlet woman

Shock horror hey "

Bully for you. I’d probably lose my job if I had my face on here. Ten years on here, and still no appreciation that your circumstances aren’t the same as everyone else’s circumstances? That’s exceptional blinkering, right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Are you vwe?’

Why do you have a fanny like a bucket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply the word

Moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, it seems I have a few of these traits on my profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"G E N U I N E"
especially when they say, playing away but totally genuine, erm no your not then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like bbc? Erm some I might,some I might not. Just like any other cock. Depends who it’s attached too

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Had my fave on here for over 10 years

The world hasn’t ended and my life hasn’t fallen apart

I’m not shunned as the scarlet woman

Shock horror hey

Bully for you. I’d probably lose my job if I had my face on here. Ten years on here, and still no appreciation that your circumstances aren’t the same as everyone else’s circumstances? That’s exceptional blinkering, right there."

Nah we can all use it in our own way same as we’re entitled to think some things are stupid and have people disagree

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"“No timewasters”

Iike, yeah that works. "

Haha I always laff at that cos someone is going to mail u " hi I'm a timewaster fancy talking for weeks swap heaps of fotos then not bothering to meet "

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Also think that if your jobs that at risk why even use the site anyway?

After all POF is a dating site, so socially acceptable and it’s actually just a fuck site anyway

Go use that and get the same results without the job jeapody looming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BBW looking for gym fit lads! "

Bugger. I'd just fabbed your pics too.

I take it back..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"“No timewasters”

Iike, yeah that works.

Haha I always laff at that cos someone is going to mail u " hi I'm a timewaster fancy talking for weeks swap heaps of fotos then not bothering to meet " "

It’s like a giant neon advertisement inviting them to start chatting....

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Age preference up to 99.

Really? You'd fuck a 99 year old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear, it seems I have a few of these traits on my profile! "

Don’t worry about it, so did most of the people who’ve posted about them at some point.

I have a very good memory and the forum is a hotbed for hypocrisy.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Here looking for the same as everyone else.

Shocking that some people are that unaware of the differences between people. It's most often men that use it and I'm guessing that a lot of them are cheating and it expresses something that makes them feel less guilty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine......

Particularly when on here without their partner's knowledge

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Age preference up to 99.

Really? You'd fuck a 99 year old?"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

“Prehensile” I can’t get to grips with that one

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Genuine......

Particularly when on here without their partner's knowledge "

Or equally “honest” when they’re hear cheating

You’re not that really are you?

You’re gonna cheat just own it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear, it seems I have a few of these traits on my profile!

Don’t worry about it, so did most of the people who’ve posted about them at some point.

I have a very good memory and the forum is a hotbed for hypocrisy."

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