FabSwingers.com forum: The fabswingers book of records...... What's your entry?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The fabswingers book of records is enough to make Norris MacWherter blush.

I'm on page 69 with the smallest male nipples on fab.

What's your entry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most number of unopened sent mail

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Biggest bum

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By *KMaxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Biggest cock.

As in 'is the' rather than 'has the'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Biggest bum"

I think you're in with a shout for biggest dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use of the words jolly and splendid

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Smallest boobs defo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Fabber has used the letter e more than I.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Biggest bum

I think you're in with a shout for biggest dildo.

It is a bit of a monster cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smallest boobs defo

I’d say more “cutest” boobs

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Least views in one week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number of threads killed

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By *urSurveySaysMan
over a year ago

London/Chichester

Most times banned from the forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smallest boobs defo

Also in the running for perkiest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No Fabber has used the letter e more than I."

Everybody knows that I comes before e.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Longest toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Least views in one week

A strongly contested category.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Number of threads killed

Unfortunately this has just been relinquished by your failure to kill this thread.

Sorry but thems the rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tallest fem in the forums..

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fabswingers book of records is enough to make Norris MacWherter blush.

I'm on page 69 with the smallest male nipples on fab.

What's your entry?

Mine are smaller

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Most heart shaped bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday I went for "OP on most original forum threads currently active"

I only got to 5 and ran out of ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tallest fem in the forums..

Maybe

I think there’s a certain Welsh lady who might be taller

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Longest time with a shortbread biscuit in hand before it gets dunked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most people gone unlos after me messaging them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tallest fem in the forums..

Maybe

I think there’s a certain Welsh lady who might be taller "

Well i live in wales but i know who you mean..

Not seen her on here tho..

Thats why i said maybe

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I'm the 2nd most paranoid man on fab, but these things are rigged

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I like to push myself outside my comfort zone in more ways than one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to push myself outside my comfort zone in more ways than one

"
I'd like to push something into your comfort zone lol

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"The fabswingers book of records is enough to make Norris MacWherter blush.

I'm on page 69 with the smallest male nipples on fab.

What's your entry?

Ive Spent over a year on fab and I'm still a virgin.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"The fabswingers book of records is enough to make Norris MacWherter blush.

I'm on page 69 with the smallest male nipples on fab.

What's your entry?

Ive Spent over a year on fab and I'm still a virgin.

That has to be a fab recold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fabswingers book of records is enough to make Norris MacWherter blush.

I'm on page 69 with the smallest male nipples on fab.

What's your entry?

Ive Spent over a year on fab and I'm still a virgin.

That has to be a fab recold

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nope there's guys gone longer lol

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"The fabswingers book of records is enough to make Norris MacWherter blush.

I'm on page 69 with the smallest male nipples on fab.

What's your entry?

Ive Spent over a year on fab and I'm still a virgin.

That has to be a fab recold

nope there's guys gone longer lol"

And been a virgin to ?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Wedgie Champion.... undefeated since 2015

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Making up her own words record.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Most unfortunate typos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most unfortunate typos "
I bet I run you dose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fabswingers book of records is enough to make Norris MacWherter blush.

I'm on page 69 with the smallest male nipples on fab.

What's your entry?

Ive Spent over a year on fab and I'm still a virgin.

That has to be a fab recold

nope there's guys gone longer lol

And been a virgin to ?"
everyone's a virgin on fab haven't you heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making up her own words record.

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yours would be the shiniest arse on fab x

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Could I be considered for bushiest male eyebrows?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"The fabswingers book of records is enough to make Norris MacWherter blush.

I'm on page 69 with the smallest male nipples on fab.

What's your entry?

Ive Spent over a year on fab and I'm still a virgin.

That has to be a fab recold

nope there's guys gone longer lol

And been a virgin to ?everyone's a virgin on fab haven't you heard"

Lol ya but I'm the real deal

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The record for starting threads that die a death and fall off the bottom of the page with added desperation and masochism as I bump them and still get ignored.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Making up her own words record.

yours would be the shiniest arse on fab x"

I'll take that too

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Most unfortunate typos "

My fab typos aren’t that bad. You should see what my phone does though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being the closest to 6ft but not actually being, I’m less than a CM Under.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making up her own words record.

yours would be the shiniest arse on fab x

I'll take that too

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I'd love to rub lotion on it you got an opening for a lotion applicator lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Making up her own words record.

yours would be the shiniest arse on fab x

I'll take that too

I'd love to rub lotion on it you got an opening for a lotion applicator lol

I shall reopen the application process for "oil rubber inner"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Making up her own words record.

yours would be the shiniest arse on fab x

I'll take that too

I'd love to rub lotion on it you got an opening for a lotion applicator lol

I shall reopen the application process for "oil rubber inner""
I've sent u my qualifications lol

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

I'm fabs only trogladye

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Fab's highest vowel to consonant username ratio here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab's highest vowel to consonant username ratio here. "
oooooooooooooaaàaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best nipples on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Fabber has used the letter e more than I.

Everybody knows that I comes before e.

Except after C .... *wiggles eyebrows *

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best nipples on fab

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need further inspection to authenticate that record lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Biggest morning hater

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Making up her own words record.

yours would be the shiniest arse on fab x

I'll take that too

I'd love to rub lotion on it you got an opening for a lotion applicator lol

I shall reopen the application process for "oil rubber inner""

It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again!!

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Highest percentage of females who start crying in my company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples profile who actually have photos of the guy half

A rare breed

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"The fabswingers book of records is enough to make Norris MacWherter blush.

I'm on page 69 with the smallest male nipples on fab.

What's your entry?

You've met and measured all Fab men?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Being the closest to 6ft but not actually being, I’m less than a CM Under. "

I've seen men elsewhere state their height as 5' 12''

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Record for the number of socials that go absolutely nowhere!!

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Fastest thread kill.

OP posted, I was first responder and...... Fuck all. Was supposed to say something else but said tumble twice with no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met the same person 3 times and said not again

Then met him again today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly the most overlooked

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"Met the same person 3 times and said not again

Then met him again today "

Time to get the morning suit out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met the same person 3 times and said not again

Then met him again today

Time to get the morning suit out?

I don't love him I just like him a lot.

Anyways he's got a girlfriend that loans him to me so it's just fun not love

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The man most often skipped in "poster above" threads

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Most bum toys and dildos

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Lost and found... Best dancer and one not to have a name any sex connotation what so ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(One of) the tallest at 6ft6 maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most pins and needles for being in this pose for days...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"The fabswingers book of records is enough to make Norris MacWherter blush.

I'm on page 69 with the smallest male nipples on fab.

What's your entry?

Most threads assassinated in one sitting.....

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By *imidWoman
over a year ago

Stoke/Cheshire

Longest tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most fab meets now loved up or married.

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Most ignores from Tigerli1y

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shortest person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smallest cock lol

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm the only one who has taken her mother to a meet!

And I have a veri to prove it

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm the only one who has taken her mother to a meet!

And I have a veri to prove it

I've done similar wasn't my mum but like me I'll bet you'll regret posting that here. There's some really really strange poaple on here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines defo the amount of people ive called a cunt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mines defo the amount of people ive called a cunt...."
I think I was one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you were i blocked u also i believe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you were i blocked u also i believe...."
is that what u tell yourself happened ...ok princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smallest boobs defo

Sssshhhhh your breasts are perfectly gorgeous . Your nipples absolutely perfect too ..

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

The record for the least amount of fucks given.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smallest boobs defo

I’d say more “cutest” boobs

x. "

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly the only man that wears his hair in a plait

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Possibly the only couple to answer every single message they have ever had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont tell myself anything darling i just remember ur pic and that i blocked u coz u got narky when i didnt give you the reply u wanted.bit cocksure of yaself aint ya. Im sure in ur head i was psycho stalker who killed ya cat and goldfish that u had to get restraining order against but the sad reality i think you'll find is i blocked u after ur second msg without even replyin... Perhaps maybe it was coz u wanted a slice of my cunt cake but there wasnt any left for u. Naaaawh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for future reference.. Please dont call me princess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont tell myself anything darling i just remember ur pic and that i blocked u coz u got narky when i didnt give you the reply u wanted.bit cocksure of yaself aint ya. Im sure in ur head i was psycho stalker who killed ya cat and goldfish that u had to get restraining order against but the sad reality i think you'll find is i blocked u after ur second msg without even replyin... Perhaps maybe it was coz u wanted a slice of my cunt cake but there wasnt any left for u. Naaaawh"
u should write a book with your stories sweetcheeks lol funny that as I blocked u on whatsapp but hey whatever helps u sleep , let me guess I guessed ur number as u state u never replied to me on here ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont even remember u having my number .. funny coz on profile it says u joined 4 months ago and u msgd me 3 months ago.. that was also the time i blocked ya haha who gives a fuck u done me a favour ay now run along lil one ive a book to write...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fabswingers book of records is enough to make Norris MacWherter blush.

I'm on page 69 with the smallest male nipples on fab.

What's your entry?

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Most forum bans for speaking the truth. See you all in 3 days ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum bans vs watsapp blocks

Speaking truth vs non digital love or pic/vid sending contact

(puts on best harry hill voice)

Hhhm i wonder forum bans or watsapp block... Only one way to find out......

FIIIIIGGGHHHHT... Lol

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Possibly the only man that wears his hair in a plait "
. Aww I’m sorry, as lovely as your plait is I’m sure, that accolade would have to go to ‘Hatter’ I would sat that he obviously doesn’t have the only man with a plait plaque, but he most definitely has the most famous plait on fab oh and I’m sure he had plaits, two of

Mrs blue eyes

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I’d like to go in the record book of fab as having been on page 1 of hot pics the most times ever

Shhhhh I know it’s a lie but if we keep it between ourselves who will ever know

Mmmmmmm ok, guess I’ll have go in it for telling the most stupid lies

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most bum pics maybe

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By *aggie and DanCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

"Biggest bum

I think you're in with a shout for biggest dildo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The most bum pics maybe "

Definitely a contender. Nice arse by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like to go in the record book of fab as having been on page 1 of hot pics the most times ever

Shhhhh I know it’s a lie but if we keep it between ourselves who will ever know

Mmmmmmm ok, guess I’ll have go in it for telling the most stupid lies

Mrs blue eyes

Didn't I see you on page 1 of most fabbed pics, or was it a very nice dream.

Ok I know that's cheesy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The record for the least amount of fucks given."

A very sought after record.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best typo.... I am suppose to be a cock trainer....

Quickist block... she didnt even know I was in the bushes at the time

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"The record for the least amount of fucks given."

someone finally beaten my record then???

cool, I can finally retire my "box" and "gum shield"......

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

receives the most nut jokes in messages...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"receives the most nut jokes in messages...

That’s nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"receives the most nut jokes in messages...

Jings, sending a squirrel nut jokes, that's acorny thing to do.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Number of threads killed

"
No way you're taking that title away from me . Your amateurs lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"receives the most nut jokes in messages...

"
Your favourite singer must be Marc Almond then

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