FabSwingers.com forum: Advice for Newbies

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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It's almost time for me to scoot off into the real world but before I go I felt inclined to impart some advice, with your help.

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What advice would you give to new forum/fab users?

Miss.H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't take Miss Honey seriously.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It’s fucking strange here, don’t worry about finding that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're a guy you'll be shocked by how hard it actually is to find NSA sex on here.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Nobody says what they mean and nobody means what they say

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Nobody says what they mean and nobody means what they say

That's about it lol!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Don't think just because this is a sex site you'll get your dick wet anytime soon. If your a cock in the real world your still a cock on here.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Don't take Miss Honey seriously. "

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Nobody says what they mean and nobody means what they say

Absolutely.

Some folk play a good game too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't think just because this is a sex site you'll get your dick wet anytime soon. If your a cock in the real world your still a cock on here."

Hahaha this made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm new on here would love some advice xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what pleases you. It's your fab experience and no one should tell you how to live it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huge pinch of Salt to be taken with all posts

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm new on here would love some advice xx"

Run. Run fast and for as long as you can.... you didn't say the advice had to be good advice

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Don't think just because this is a sex site you'll get your dick wet anytime soon. If your a cock in the real world your still a cock on here."

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Don't take the site or yourself too seriously..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the best finger pic you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See this is nice advice

I'm looking to have a laugh and some fun times along the way

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"See this is nice advice

I'm looking to have a laugh and some fun times along the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are a couple wanting a threesome with a lady it’s a lot harder than you think! Patience is the key!

Geeky x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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- take time to make a half decent profile.

- be honest about your wants.

- be yourself (I'm a proper cunt)

- dick photos are ok actually so long as they are classy

- vagina photos are the same

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"It's almost time for me to scoot off into the real world but before I go I felt inclined to impart some advice, with your help.

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What advice would you give to new forum/fab users?

Miss.H

Bring a tin helmet,popcorn, gsoh and have thick skin like a rhino

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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People on here talk, nothing stays secret.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"[morals Removed by poster at 27/03/18 08:43:48]"

This will happen at some point

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Don't assume you are a failure - it's more difficult than you probably guessed.

Don't rely on fab for all of your sex either - if you find it easy in the real world, question why you are really here, if single.

Your profile is 80% of your secret to success. Don't tell people to ask you about you, just tell them.

Get others to take your photos, as you will relax, smile and look better - plus probably have less cock pics, if it's someone like your sister or grandmother taking them.

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By *ustme6Man
over a year ago

tamworth

"It's almost time for me to scoot off into the real world but before I go I felt inclined to impart some advice, with your help.

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What advice would you give to new forum/fab users?

Miss.H

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don't hide profile...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It's almost time for me to scoot off into the real world but before I go I felt inclined to impart some advice, with your help.

So...

What advice would you give to new forum/fab users?

Miss.H

don't hide profile...

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"If you're a guy you'll be shocked by how hard it actually is to find NSA sex on here."
not suprised ... disapointed but not suprised

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"If you're a guy you'll be shocked by how hard it actually is to find NSA sex on here."
not suprised ... disapointed but not suprised

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Don't start a 'woe is me' thread if you haven't met anyone after a couple of weeks. Do a search for a similar thread first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty calm to be honest because when I eventually do get that meet I'm gonna make the most of it

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Wear sunscreen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be very wary of girls with pineapples on their feet, you can easily get too attached.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Chat on the forums and influence people.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

As a woman: if you're nice to begin with, stay nice, but grow a thick skin. And save the nice for people who show you respect.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"If you're a guy you'll be shocked by how hard it actually is to find NSA sex on here."

It's the opposite if you are remotely female.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Be very wary of girls with pineapples on their feet, you can easily get too attached."

They run rings round you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't take Miss Honey seriously. "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You can make the bestest of friends in the whole wide world on here. Just be true to yourself and an honest person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't think just because this is a sex site you'll get your dick wet anytime soon. If your a cock in the real world your still a cock on here."

Well said

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Accept you won't be everyone's cup of tea and being here doesn't automatically guarantee you a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a tit

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

If your sending countless messages and getting nowhere ..it's not the people on the site that's at fault ....it's YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont start endless threads about whether cock pics work, or whether your profile is ok and then ignore the advice given

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

If you do insist on posting a cock pic make sure there's more cock than bush on show, it's not hanging over a toilet bowl, your finger nails are clean and you're not strang*ing it to make it look bigger....that don't work.

In fact forget the cock pic!!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Dont come on forum moaning how shit the site is ..if you don't like it ....leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wouldn’t say it to their face in real life, put it in a PM to your mates

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"If you do insist on posting a cock pic make sure there's more cock than bush on show, it's not hanging over a toilet bowl, your finger nails are clean and you're not strang*ing it to make it look bigger....that don't work.

In fact forget the cock pic!!"

Ah yes.... some do take choking the chicken to the extreme....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the add note feature on profiles to give yourself something to read in those loooong months between meets

Tidy your room before taking a pic or make it really messy and have lots of shit for us viewers to zoom in on and have a good nose at

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't take Miss Honey seriously. "

Given the chance, I'd take her seriously.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Be very wary of girls with pineapples on their feet, you can easily get too attached."

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You can make the bestest of friends in the whole wide world on here. Just be true to yourself and an honest person. "

You can indeed.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Keep up with your bullshit

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

1) know why you're here. Is it really to meet? Is it for the pics? Is it to just pass time? Etc. If you don't know others will not waste their time with you.

2) make your profile all about your. Your experiences your likes or wants.

3) remember others opinions of you is none of your business unless your an idiot (as much as the men here the women here can be too) so take all with a pinch of salt and just delete and move on.

4) unless you're a female or a couple, getting meets here isn't always easy so enjoy the journey. This is just 1 road to sex not the Only road.

5) do not chase and become obsessive. It puts everyone off.

6) don't assume. Some don't reply because they didn't read your message. Some don't reply because they rushed away suddenly. Take it all with a huge chillpill and a nice single message will suffice.

6a) don't send more than 2 messsges max!! If you get no reply then block. It's polite to reply. Some say they have too many messages and cannot reply to all but guess what so many will reply to a courteous decently laid out, well written (with good grammar) messsges.

7) don't reveal pics unless they have pics or a verified profile. Far too many pic hunters and self entitled fools here for sure.

8) do not take anyone at their word until you talk/voice call to them. So many excuses are made here not to talk/voice call to prove they're of the gender they say. You can use apps to talk without giving out personal private info such as a made up Skype, sc or kik just for this site.

9) alot of single people here (can't speak for couples) are damaged or deficient. If you are not then expect the other could be.

10) girls always complain of dick pics yet so many profiles are of tits & pussys and a bit of leg that soon you'll realise pics don't matter as much as the personality... Don't chase sex cos someone looks cute...no point fucking them leaving why you just did that.

11) Many females here are not females but men. The remainder are either those you would normally avoid in real life or not. So realise this really is Jumanji. So grab your wits about you and keep your marbles safe. Happy Hunting.

But hey what would I know it's all up to you

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12) single guys this place is a numbers game. Single females be flattered. Couples you're here for a reason expect your woman to be the reason others speak to you so value her & women value him for opening this door for you both. Chivalry isn't dead yet

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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It's a bit like poker. Eventually someone will discover your tell and then you'll lose

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's a bit like poker. Eventually someone will discover your tell and then you'll lose "

I don't mind poking her now n then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no clique

Except that one

And the one over there

And the other one in the shadows

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"It's a bit like poker. Eventually someone will discover your tell and then you'll lose

I don't mind poking her now n then."

2 fingers?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's a bit like poker. Eventually someone will discover your tell and then you'll lose

I don't mind poking her now n then.

2 fingers?"

Bosch jackhammer

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Never give our your phone number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't think just because this is a sex site you'll get your dick wet anytime soon. If your a cock in the real world your still a cock on here."

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Never give miss honey your phone number "

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Never give miss honey your phone number

Probably true. I'll fuck you up

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Some men will say ANYTHING

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Some ladies will say nothing

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Never give miss honey your phone number

Probably true. I'll fuck you up

Promises promises

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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The ones you think won't be trouble usually are.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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The ones you think will be trouble aren't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be who you are in every other part of your life, even then some people may think it's an act, but just do you (As my uncle would say)

Also mean what say and say what you mean, but don't be mean when you say it. (That's ones from Nanny Pat)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be your jolly self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be prepared to get your tits out on tuesdays

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Never give miss honey your phone number

Probably true. I'll fuck you up

Promises promises

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Be prepared to get your tits out on tuesdays"

And your willy on Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be prepared to get your tits out on tuesdays

And your willy on Wednesday "

And dont be shy on Fridays for foof and face

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You're allowed to vent your anguish on a Thursday

If you don't want people to give honest answers, don't ask the questions

Please don't use the excuse for having a cock pic ... "I can't have my face on show due to work"

Do you really only have 2 body parts and no imagination or are you simply being lazy?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If you're a guy you'll be shocked by how hard it actually is to find NSA sex on here."

Yes.....and no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll probably be accused of being in the Clique of Cunts, but won’t actually be aware that you are...

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By *octorwhoo7Man
over a year ago

drum

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You’ll probably be accused of being in the Clique of Cunts, but won’t actually be aware that you are... "

I have your membership badge waiting for you. Don't forget to sign the contract and send it back in the SAE provided.

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By *octorwhoo7Man
over a year ago

drum

"Nobody says what they mean and nobody means what they say

Good speak spot on ??

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I think this should stop now, the newbies will be scared off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're allowed to vent your anguish on a Thursday

If you don't want people to give honest answers, don't ask the questions

Please don't use the excuse for having a cock pic ... "I can't have my face on show due to work"

Do you really only have 2 body parts and no imagination or are you simply being lazy?"

And getting your bum out doesnt mean you're gay .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ll probably be accused of being in the Clique of Cunts, but won’t actually be aware that you are...

I have your membership badge waiting for you. Don't forget to sign the contract and send it back in the SAE provided.

Do we get free stuff!?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You’ll probably be accused of being in the Clique of Cunts, but won’t actually be aware that you are...

I have your membership badge waiting for you. Don't forget to sign the contract and send it back in the SAE provided.

Do we get free stuff!? "

Free farts in a bottle. Winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be awesome, like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't start a thread or status asking what has this site/women/guys etc etc got to offer you!

You should state what you have to offer this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ll probably be accused of being in the Clique of Cunts, but won’t actually be aware that you are...

I have your membership badge waiting for you. Don't forget to sign the contract and send it back in the SAE provided.

Do we get free stuff!?

Free farts in a bottle. Winning

I only like the smell of my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use emojis sparingly.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Have fun - whether that’s via sex meets, socials/club socialising, or just farting around on the forums!

If it stops being fun, don’t whine about it - hide your profile (don’t delete if you’re a guy with veris - hard to get them back!) and take a break! Then come back refreshed and ready to give it another go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't take the flattery too seriously. You're not the sexiest woman on here, you don't give the best blow jobs ever and there are thousands of women with better tits than you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't take the flattery too seriously. You're not the sexiest woman on here, you don't give the best blow jobs ever and there are thousands of women with better tits than you. "

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Don't take the flattery too seriously. You're not the sexiest woman on here, you don't give the best blow jobs ever and there are thousands of women with better tits than you. "

Seriously? You’re shitting me??

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

"Don't start a 'woe is me' thread if you haven't met anyone after a couple of weeks. Do a search for a similar thread first.

This is good advice for any thread actually. If you've thunk it, chances are someone else has already started a thread about it... even if you're looking for a beff burger pussy

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