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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why so little naming in the original thread!SOn no particular order and PURELY BASED on forum persona.....

Polo ... but only if she'd watch a Robert DeNiro film with me first and then 'As good as it gets' with Jack afterwards.

Sassy ... but only if we can share a couple bottles of red. Goliath stays in a box, very far away, I'd suggest Austrailia.

Laine ... but only if she'd meet me at Jacksons on Edinburghs golden mile for a meal first....oh and I'd want to see them actually pulling the horns off my Steak.

Iconic ... but only on a 'top end' photoshoot in public...and later broadcasted at Cannes.

Diamond ... but only if she'll wear genuine pearls.

Pearl Necklace ... but only if she'd wear some real diamonds.

Granny ... but only if I can see a picture of her in the sixthform and one of her shopping in Tesco last week uploaded on profile. (When I tell her she's aged well she'll know I mean it!

Be Nice ... but you'd have to be very naughty.

Jemima ... but Sir wouldn't be controlling proceedings (no offence).

Fmuma ... but I get to choose the colour of the knickers and we'll have to leave Soapy stranded at the train station!

Mrs Notts Couple ... but only in Sherwood Forest in a little green suit.

Testarossa ... but only in a Maserati.

Mercedes62 ... but... yes you've guessed it, only in a BMW.

Cute Sassy ... but you'd have to be dressed as the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz.

Auntie Dolly ... You'd have to be into Voodoo Dolls in a big way, I'd want to see pin marks and not from acupuncture!

Rugby ... Roleplay would be the order of the day, you'd have to have your Speaker of the House gear on and all the other party whips would have to be in attendance.

Moodycow ... you'd have to be Madcow more like, I mean right off the scale, so start eating some of that beef on the bone, raw!

Aphrodite ... No telling Zeus. I'd have to be your naughty little secret, and I'd be dressed up as lucifer. We'll have no Titans clashing on my account.

Evesham ... Shorten it to Eve and visualise garden of Eden. Im no Adam, the lazy get, you'll be too busy to be eating any bloody apples!

Honeypot ... Only if I can wear my Yogi Bear suit, always found the Honey Monster a little disturbing.

The list is by no means exhaustive in fact those who appear later in this thread in my second list may actually be top of the real one, ooooooooooo how exciting!, Second list on the way. No ones missed out because there's not actually many of you on here I don't like, in a persona kind of way. Only stopped because Question Times coming on

(This is all subject to status, limited availability, terms and conditions apply, applications for 'forum persona sex' to be vetted by 4 wise forum women of my choice).

The sex will be played out in a thread).

(ps it won't really, but hey we can imagine).

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

oooooooooooooooooooooooh what a cop out naming every woman lol.

I will have to think of some now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh hes left me off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me too .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the smallprint

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Huh hes left me off xx "

he left you at the station dear xxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

soapy - right height for a knee trembler

saucy - cause i like things a bit hot

Black spice - I like an adventure into the unknown

ozzy - cause he can spin me right round baby right round

Pauly - he can give me some devonshire cream

Wishy - I like someone that swings to the right

Mushroom - always seems such a fungi(guy)

Bus wanker - we could snuggle up under the electric blanket in our bedsocks

Bobs knob - No cant think of any good reason why i would want to shag him

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"oooooooooooooooooooooooh what a cop out naming every woman lol.

I will have to think of some now"

wasnt named

(goes to hide in corner)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Huh hes left me off xx

he left you at the station dear xxx "

I meant hes left me offa his shag list xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put my entire hotlist on here?

There's a lot of names but then they don't qualify cos I only perved their profiles and they aren't forum users - most of them.

Jo's Baps of Fab makes her a prerequisite for some horny rumpy pumpy, if only to see them swaying above my face as she lowers one to my lips and... oops messy messy.. brb..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I want to add

_habs

rentadread

sheffield

juzie

Just because they are all fit, oh and young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I put my entire hotlist on here?

"

Is that ya Wishy list ?? xx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

phukit I didnt make the list ..goes off and sulks till tomorrrow now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three, but none of them frequent the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I put my entire hotlist on here?

Is that ya Wishy list ?? xx "

Why does this make me want to say 'boom boom' in a Basil Brush kinda way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dressed as the wicked witch of the west..

i knew a few forum users like blue women, but think im first for a green

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.

Still not saying but just added another one to it

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Well - I can't top that list, I shall quietly keep my list in the darkest naughtiest corner of my mind xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooooooooooooooooooooh what a cop out naming every woman lol.

I will have to think of some now

wasnt named

(goes to hide in corner) "

*joins Mr and Mrs A in the corner*

This could be a lot of fun

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"oooooooooooooooooooooooh what a cop out naming every woman lol.

I will have to think of some now

wasnt named

(goes to hide in corner)

*joins Mr and Mrs A in the corner*

This could be a lot of fun "

Oh i say, budges over to make room

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Can I join you, will bring nibbles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I join you, will bring nibbles?"

Nibling is more than welcome in our lovely dark corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He thinks I am mad woo hoo my job here is done

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Why so little naming in the original thread!SOn no particular order and PURELY BASED on forum persona.....

Polo ... but only if she'd watch a Robert DeNiro film with me first and then 'As good as it gets' with Jack afterwards.

Sassy ... but only if we can share a couple bottles of red. Goliath stays in a box, very far away, I'd suggest Austrailia.

Laine ... but only if she'd meet me at Jacksons on Edinburghs golden mile for a meal first....oh and I'd want to see them actually pulling the horns off my Steak.

Iconic ... but only on a 'top end' photoshoot in public...and later broadcasted at Cannes.

Diamond ... but only if she'll wear genuine pearls.

Pearl Necklace ... but only if she'd wear some real diamonds.

Granny ... but only if I can see a picture of her in the sixthform and one of her shopping in Tesco last week uploaded on profile. (When I tell her she's aged well she'll know I mean it!

Be Nice ... but you'd have to be very naughty.

Jemima ... but Sir wouldn't be controlling proceedings (no offence).

Fmuma ... but I get to choose the colour of the knickers and we'll have to leave Soapy stranded at the train station!

Mrs Notts Couple ... but only in Sherwood Forest in a little green suit.

Testarossa ... but only in a Maserati.

Mercedes62 ... but... yes you've guessed it, only in a BMW.

Cute Sassy ... but you'd have to be dressed as the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz.

Auntie Dolly ... You'd have to be into Voodoo Dolls in a big way, I'd want to see pin marks and not from acupuncture!

Rugby ... Roleplay would be the order of the day, you'd have to have your Speaker of the House gear on and all the other party whips would have to be in attendance.

Moodycow ... you'd have to be Madcow more like, I mean right off the scale, so start eating some of that beef on the bone, raw!

Aphrodite ... No telling Zeus. I'd have to be your naughty little secret, and I'd be dressed up as lucifer. We'll have no Titans clashing on my account.

Evesham ... Shorten it to Eve and visualise garden of Eden. Im no Adam, the lazy get, you'll be too busy to be eating any bloody apples!

Honeypot ... Only if I can wear my Yogi Bear suit, always found the Honey Monster a little disturbing.

The list is by no means exhaustive in fact those who appear later in this thread in my second list may actually be top of the real one, ooooooooooo how exciting!, Second list on the way. No ones missed out because there's not actually many of you on here I don't like, in a persona kind of way. Only stopped because Question Times coming on

(This is all subject to status, limited availability, terms and conditions apply, applications for 'forum persona sex' to be vetted by 4 wise forum women of my choice).

The sex will be played out in a thread).

(ps it won't really, but hey we can imagine).

"

K is mortally offended and is now considering closing our account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'K' !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP seems to hav put alot of effort into his post must be some ulterior motives there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooooooooooooooooooooh what a cop out naming every woman lol.

I will have to think of some now

wasnt named

(goes to hide in corner)

*joins Mr and Mrs A in the corner*

This could be a lot of fun "

Oh my this could be a fun corner to be in

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"oooooooooooooooooooooooh what a cop out naming every woman lol.

I will have to think of some now

wasnt named

(goes to hide in corner)

*joins Mr and Mrs A in the corner*

This could be a lot of fun

Oh my this could be a fun corner to be in "

this is definatley the fun corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow "

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmm I think wishy and game4it, I could go on and on hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf "

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that "
glad to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help "

Do I get a prize now

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

From my perspective this is a difficult one as not many guys on the forums have a distinctive persona (or personality) which stands out in a positive way…. most just blend into the background or stand out for the wrong reasons. On top of that there are all the one week wonders, which again makes remembering usernames difficult for me.

I have sat here for a good 20 minutes and just can’t think of more than half a dozen male forum names….. never mind which personas I find appealing.

wishy obviously has a distinctive persona and he wants me to boss him around

blackspice, because he’s my mindset twin.

Soxy… there’s certainly more to this guy than a stunning wardrobe.

Jack… but only if he does the Stone Cold Steve Austin voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a knife through me heart polo

My bedroom shrine to you will never feel quite the same xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help

Do I get a prize now "

The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help

Do I get a prize now

The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner "

Lots of shagable people in the fun corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has to be game4it

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Like a knife through me heart polo

My bedroom shrine to you will never feel quite the same xx "

Soapy, you're a nice guy and.... I did remember your username.

But we are talking online personas here... and yours is too much the nice guy for it to make me think about dropping my knicks and smearing lady slim on your face.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help

Do I get a prize now

The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner

Lots of shagable people in the fun corner "

oh there certainly is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a knife through me heart polo

My bedroom shrine to you will never feel quite the same xx

Soapy, you're a nice guy and.... I did remember your username.

But we are talking online personas here... and yours is too much the nice guy for it to make me think about dropping my knicks and smearing

lady slim on your face."

Lol I know what ya mean but just remember the quiet nice ones are always the worst

Slime you say Mmmm xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Well for me every one of you ladies is worth a drilling.

But if I had to pick:

'jigglytits2011'

'cockmuncherUK'

'slutbucketmilly'

'the_sperm_collector'

and 'hull_jismmonkey'

are my top top 5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

'the_sperm_collector'

"

I closed that account after your last lot of jiffy bags arrived in the post.... second class! pffff!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funky xx "

I'm flattered sweetie xxx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"

'the_sperm_collector'

I closed that account after your last lot of jiffy bags arrived in the post.... second class! pffff!"

Had there been seapage? My bad.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help

Do I get a prize now

The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner

Lots of shagable people in the fun corner

oh there certainly is "

can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...

think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Go on then I'll share a few

Funky - But as agreed only if he keeps those socks on

Game - Because she is lovely.

Tomuk - What a chest

Ahfabs - Can't help wanting to squeeze his bum

There are more but that's enough for now

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

oooohhh mustn't forget soxy and funky and private parts..

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By *eewil123Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"OP seems to hav put alot of effort into his post must be some ulterior motives there "

He deserves something for his efforts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help

Do I get a prize now

The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner

Lots of shagable people in the fun corner

oh there certainly is

can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...

think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up... "

This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help

Do I get a prize now

The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner

Lots of shagable people in the fun corner

oh there certainly is

can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...

think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...

This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please "

don't worry about me honey, brought my nibbles with me... hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help

Do I get a prize now

The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner

Lots of shagable people in the fun corner

oh there certainly is

can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...

think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...

This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please

don't worry about me honey, brought my nibbles with me... hee hee "

share please

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help

Do I get a prize now

The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner

Lots of shagable people in the fun corner

oh there certainly is

can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...

think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...

This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please

don't worry about me honey, brought my nibbles with me... hee hee

share please "

why do you think i brought a few??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooooooooooooooooooooh what a cop out naming every woman lol.

I will have to think of some now"

He's smoooooooth...that's why I would shag him: he wouldn't have to worry about Goliath either!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I can't think of a funny cop out line, but not sure who's around these days.

Some research is needed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help

Do I get a prize now

The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner

Lots of shagable people in the fun corner

oh there certainly is

can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...

think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...

This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please

don't worry about me honey, brought my nibbles with me... hee hee

share please

why do you think i brought a few?? "

I think we need a bigger corner who has the do-nuts yum yum

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help

Do I get a prize now

The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner

Lots of shagable people in the fun corner

oh there certainly is

can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...

think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...

This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please

don't worry about me honey, brought my nibbles with me... hee hee

share please

why do you think i brought a few??

I think we need a bigger corner who has the do-nuts yum yum "

Dunno bout donuts, but I think I just fell off the bed! ffs...

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Actually quite glad I wasnt on his list but soooo sad i'm not on anybodys ohh well best just stay out at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help

Do I get a prize now

The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner

Lots of shagable people in the fun corner

oh there certainly is

can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...

think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...

This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please

don't worry about me honey, brought my nibbles with me... hee hee

share please

why do you think i brought a few??

I think we need a bigger corner who has the do-nuts yum yum

Dunno bout donuts, but I think I just fell off the bed! ffs..."

Awww come here let me rub it better for you

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Ok having thought about this for ages Im taking the bull by the horns so here goes in no particular order ..... oh i cant i just cant Im far to shy hides under pillow

theres me thinking you where a cow not a chicken rolf

Hi My name is Moody and I am a chicken oh I feel better for that glad to help

Do I get a prize now

The prize is .....wait for it ...... you can join us in the fun corner

Lots of shagable people in the fun corner

oh there certainly is

can i sit in the corner too... all sad and unloved...

think we should invite diamonds young fitties and tomukuk and wolfie and jack to cheer us up...

This corner is getting pretty busy Bus we need the nibbles now please

don't worry about me honey, brought my nibbles with me... hee hee

share please

why do you think i brought a few??

I think we need a bigger corner who has the do-nuts yum yum

Dunno bout donuts, but I think I just fell off the bed! ffs...

Awww come here let me rub it better for you "

Be gentle, might bruise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't think of a funny cop out line, but not sure who's around these days.

Some research is needed..."

Oooh Sharpy, you're not around much so I forgot you. I like your post as you don't bull shit and I admire that...so yep, I'd shag ya!

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