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"We’ve all seen them on the gangbang vids... " Fab should create a meme stating 'don't be that guy' | |||
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"We’ve all seen them on the gangbang vids... Fab should create a meme stating 'don't be that guy' " I sooooo wish we could post memes. | |||
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"Wanking Zombies are often found as part of the Wanking Conga that tour most clubs on nights they allow single guys in ![]() Ha ha! The Wanking Conga could be this summer's big hit single if we can get it played in the bars of Benidorm. | |||
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"It’s so weird though, just chatting while you have your cock in your hand. " Have you met some of this country’s young men? It’s all they do. Outside McDonalds with their black North Face jacket, hand down the front of the grey, skinny fit dropped crotch joggers, holding onto their cock like it’s going to fall off. | |||
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"It’s so weird though, just chatting while you have your cock in your hand. " Is that what happens ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"First time I saw wanking zombies at a club I was on the floor in fits of laughter. They were literally running from one room to another to see the action , towels flying around and cocks in hand. Weirdest thing I've ever witnessed ![]() Ding ding your the first to partly explain what it means ![]() | |||
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"Reading lots of club reviews can someone describe what’s a wanking zombie and how to avoid becoming one ?? " Not walking/swaying about in a sex crazed daze with your cock in hand drooling would probably help prevent zombie-ism | |||
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"Avoid club...simple ![]() Nail on the head ![]() | |||
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"Wanking Zombies are often found as part of the Wanking Conga that tour most clubs on nights they allow single guys in ![]() ![]() Aww no I’ll be in bed humming that ![]() | |||
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"So what's the vest advice for a solo man at a club? Socialise as much as possible? Zipped up tho lol" I can only say my preference, and I only play with people who I’ve talked to first. Chat, have fun etc... I like my mind tickled first ![]() | |||
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"So what's the vest advice for a solo man at a club? Socialise as much as possible? Zipped up tho lol" I would leave the vest at home, though ![]() | |||
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"It’s so weird though, just chatting while you have your cock in your hand. Have you met some of this country’s young men? It’s all they do. Outside McDonalds with their black North Face jacket, hand down the front of the grey, skinny fit dropped crotch joggers, holding onto their cock like it’s going to fall off." I live in South London. That’s pretty much all I see. | |||
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"It’s so weird though, just chatting while you have your cock in your hand. Is that what happens ![]() ![]() ![]() I know! I’d prefer them to helicopter it or something... | |||
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"Wanking Zombies are often found as part of the Wanking Conga that tour most clubs on nights they allow single guys in ![]() ![]() ![]() So that was more... You put your left ball in Your left ball out You do the Hokey Cocky And you shake it all about ?? ![]() | |||
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"I wrote an article about the Zombie Wanking Squad a few years ago. Alas few clubs regulate their behavior. At the night I run, there's a no wanky man policy. I make them talk to people. Tends to make things better for everyone" Thank you I’ll go look for it | |||
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"its a term o derogitze a man(who is single), we get to a club, pay the rate....we can gawp or try to take part. We should not wank in areas where other people are shagging...even if we see people shagging...we should hide our cocks....and yes after paying £50-60-more).... will I fucking listen to twats that tell me what n what not to do?....as long as I'm in the rules of a club..I do what I fucking like. " It's not a term to derogatise ALL single men at all - but a breed of them that DO wander round clubs wanking and desperately following the slightest sniff of sex without having made any errort at all to interact with people in the social areas etc or even engage with them in the play areas all the time with a look of complete desperation on their face. It's almost as if they attend the club for a porn show that they could have got for free on the internet at home. As for paying £50-£60 more than couples not sure which clubs you've attended but the biggest price difference I've known is about £10-£20 more (VA on a Friday night for example is £35 for couples and £45 for single guys - so hardly a huge difference). Yes, if you're within club rules you're entitled to do what you like, including looking sad and desperate gouging a furrow for a path as you wander round wanking!! ![]() | |||
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"Thank you folks Lessons learnt ! 1. Chat to everyone 2.leave the little devil in my pants 3.eye contact all the way 4.dont join the conga unless I’m in the mood for cock ![]() Wow, you learn quick ![]() | |||
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"It’s so weird though, just chatting while you have your cock in your hand. Have you met some of this country’s young men? It’s all they do. Outside McDonalds with their black North Face jacket, hand down the front of the grey, skinny fit dropped crotch joggers, holding onto their cock like it’s going to fall off. I live in South London. That’s pretty much all I see." Same here in North London ![]() | |||
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"its a term o derogitze a man(who is single), we get to a club, pay the rate....we can gawp or try to take part. We should not wank in areas where other people are shagging...even if we see people shagging...we should hide our cocks....and yes after paying £50-60-more).... will I fucking listen to twats that tell me what n what not to do?....as long as I'm in the rules of a club..I do what I fucking like. " As Gemini man said ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Thank you folks Lessons learnt ! 1. Chat to everyone 2.leave the little devil in my pants 3.eye contact all the way 4.dont join the conga unless I’m in the mood for cock ![]() ![]() Thank you I’m off to the townhouse tonight I have read the rules and FAQ a few times Wish me luck | |||
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"Stroking it, tugging it, complaining about the M62/M1 backlog " Oh this! So much this. So many times I've wanted to empty my mouth, push off a fourth party and shout 'Just fuck right off..' to the WTWZ in the doorway. | |||
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"its a term o derogitze a man(who is single), we get to a club, pay the rate....we can gawp or try to take part. We should not wank in areas where other people are shagging...even if we see people shagging...we should hide our cocks....and yes after paying £50-60-more).... will I fucking listen to twats that tell me what n what not to do?....as long as I'm in the rules of a club..I do what I fucking like. " Wow a little aggressive aren't we. I've been a single guy atba club I've chatted to single ladies and couples, who have asked me to play if I've been watching. I've never pulled my cock out and just stood wanking in the doorway or in a dark corner then following people around with my John Thomas in my hand. The other type of wanking dead are the.ones you see walking away from an area because nothing is going on then you see them turn around when you and your partner walk past them. | |||
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"Thank you folks Lessons learnt ! 1. Chat to everyone 2.leave the little devil in my pants 3.eye contact all the way 4.dont join the conga unless I’m in the mood for cock ![]() ![]() Good luck mate, I know what it's like to visit a club as a single guy, and be pretty much ignored once inside, but you'll be looked after in TH that's for sure, enjoy! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Thank you folks Lessons learnt ! 1. Chat to everyone 2.leave the little devil in my pants 3.eye contact all the way 4.dont join the conga unless I’m in the mood for cock ![]() ![]() TH - great club. Wishing you luck. ![]() | |||
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"Stroking it, tugging it, complaining about the M62/M1 backlog Oh this! So much this. So many times I've wanted to empty my mouth, push off a fourth party and shout 'Just fuck right off..' to the WTWZ in the doorway." ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Thank you folks Lessons learnt ! 1. Chat to everyone 2.leave the little devil in my pants 3.eye contact all the way 4.dont join the conga unless I’m in the mood for cock ![]() ![]() ![]() Cheers il report back on the diary thread | |||
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"Thank you folks Lessons learnt ! 1. Chat to everyone 2.leave the little devil in my pants 3.eye contact all the way 4.dont join the conga unless I’m in the mood for cock ![]() ![]() ![]() Have a great night ![]() | |||
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