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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Reading lots of club reviews can someone describe what’s a wanking zombie and how to avoid becoming one ??

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

It’s not difficult, I’m sure you can work it out for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve all seen them on the gangbang vids...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid club...simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’ve all seen them on the gangbang vids... "

Fab should create a meme stating 'don't be that guy'

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

The Wanking Dead?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Wanking Zombies are often found as part of the Wanking Conga that tour most clubs on nights they allow single guys in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no"

it brings back memory to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’ve all seen them on the gangbang vids...

Fab should create a meme stating 'don't be that guy' "

I sooooo wish we could post memes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even worse....

the Talking Walking Wanking Zombie

*Found in the doorway of a playroom (discussing his day, loudly!)

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"Wanking Zombies are often found as part of the Wanking Conga that tour most clubs on nights they allow single guys in "

Ha ha!

The Wanking Conga could be this summer's big hit single if we can get it played in the bars of Benidorm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s so weird though, just chatting while you have your cock in your hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroking it, tugging it, complaining about the M62/M1 backlog

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"It’s so weird though, just chatting while you have your cock in your hand. "

Have you met some of this country’s young men? It’s all they do. Outside McDonalds with their black North Face jacket, hand down the front of the grey, skinny fit dropped crotch joggers, holding onto their cock like it’s going to fall off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking Zombies are often found as part of the Wanking Conga that tour most clubs on nights they allow single guys in

Ha ha!

The Wanking Conga could be this summer's big hit single if we can get it played in the bars of Benidorm."

Actually, this isn’t a bad idea. The lyrics are quite apt:

Come on, shake your COCK baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your COCK baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s so weird though, just chatting while you have your cock in your hand. "

Is that what happens I dont think I could keep a straight face. How are you meant to discuss current affairs in those circumstances

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

First time I saw wanking zombies at a club I was on the floor in fits of laughter. They were literally running from one room to another to see the action , towels flying around and cocks in hand. Weirdest thing I've ever witnessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do the wankers swing there cocks about .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First time I saw wanking zombies at a club I was on the floor in fits of laughter. They were literally running from one room to another to see the action , towels flying around and cocks in hand. Weirdest thing I've ever witnessed "

Ding ding your the first to partly explain what it means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reading lots of club reviews can someone describe what’s a wanking zombie and how to avoid becoming one ??

"

Not walking/swaying about in a sex crazed daze with your cock in hand drooling would probably help prevent zombie-ism

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Avoid club...simple "

Nail on the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, personally I call them Zombies because they don’t have any social skills or interact with me - it’s eyes down, mouths shut (it ain’t Bingo!). However, their reflects are rapid and alert when I go to a playroom. Eye contact never gets distracted then

It’s a bit mean, really, but refers to those who just want to build a wank-bank from the sidelines and wander aimlessly around the corridors looking for this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wander oops

Sure you get my meaning OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking Zombies are often found as part of the Wanking Conga that tour most clubs on nights they allow single guys in

Ha ha!

The Wanking Conga could be this summer's big hit single if we can get it played in the bars of Benidorm.

Actually, this isn’t a bad idea. The lyrics are quite apt:

Come on, shake your COCK baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your COCK baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

"

Aww no I’ll be in bed humming that

Wanking Conga ... yep seen similar ... was more like the Hokey Cokey though as they were stood in a circle ... still fiddling while chatting

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

So what's the vest advice for a solo man at a club? Socialise as much as possible? Zipped up tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what's the vest advice for a solo man at a club? Socialise as much as possible? Zipped up tho lol"

I can only say my preference, and I only play with people who I’ve talked to first. Chat, have fun etc... I like my mind tickled first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what's the vest advice for a solo man at a club? Socialise as much as possible? Zipped up tho lol"

I would leave the vest at home, though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s so weird though, just chatting while you have your cock in your hand.

Have you met some of this country’s young men? It’s all they do. Outside McDonalds with their black North Face jacket, hand down the front of the grey, skinny fit dropped crotch joggers, holding onto their cock like it’s going to fall off."

I live in South London. That’s pretty much all I see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s so weird though, just chatting while you have your cock in your hand.

Is that what happens I dont think I could keep a straight face. How are you meant to discuss current affairs in those circumstances "

I know! I’d prefer them to helicopter it or something...

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Never bring my vest lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Should these poor guys not have a body type created for them, as they must be feeling a little left out? A n interest category of wanking zombie could also be added - though some non-zombies would inevitably tick it, for fear of missing out on something.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I wrote an article about the Zombie Wanking Squad a few years ago.

Alas few clubs regulate their behavior. At the night I run, there's a no wanky man policy. I make them talk to people. Tends to make things better for everyone

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Wanking Zombies are often found as part of the Wanking Conga that tour most clubs on nights they allow single guys in

Ha ha!

The Wanking Conga could be this summer's big hit single if we can get it played in the bars of Benidorm.

Actually, this isn’t a bad idea. The lyrics are quite apt:

Come on, shake your COCK baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

Come on, shake your COCK baby, do the conga

I know you can't control yourself any longer

Aww no I’ll be in bed humming that

Wanking Conga ... yep seen similar ... was more like the Hokey Cokey though as they were stood in a circle ... still fiddling while chatting "

So that was more...

You put your left ball in

Your left ball out

You do the Hokey Cocky

And you shake it all about

??

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Actually if you stab a wanking zombie in the head with a dildo does that kill them? Hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a term o derogitze a man(who is single), we get to a club, pay the rate....we can gawp or try to take part. We should not wank in areas where other people are shagging...even if we see people shagging...we should hide our cocks....and yes after paying £50-60-more).... will I fucking listen to twats that tell me what n what not to do?....as long as I'm in the rules of a club..I do what I fucking like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wrote an article about the Zombie Wanking Squad a few years ago.

Alas few clubs regulate their behavior. At the night I run, there's a no wanky man policy. I make them talk to people. Tends to make things better for everyone"

Thank you I’ll go look for it

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"its a term o derogitze a man(who is single), we get to a club, pay the rate....we can gawp or try to take part. We should not wank in areas where other people are shagging...even if we see people shagging...we should hide our cocks....and yes after paying £50-60-more).... will I fucking listen to twats that tell me what n what not to do?....as long as I'm in the rules of a club..I do what I fucking like.

"

It's not a term to derogatise ALL single men at all - but a breed of them that DO wander round clubs wanking and desperately following the slightest sniff of sex without having made any errort at all to interact with people in the social areas etc or even engage with them in the play areas all the time with a look of complete desperation on their face. It's almost as if they attend the club for a porn show that they could have got for free on the internet at home.

As for paying £50-£60 more than couples not sure which clubs you've attended but the biggest price difference I've known is about £10-£20 more (VA on a Friday night for example is £35 for couples and £45 for single guys - so hardly a huge difference).

Yes, if you're within club rules you're entitled to do what you like, including looking sad and desperate gouging a furrow for a path as you wander round wanking!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you folks

Lessons learnt !

1. Chat to everyone

2.leave the little devil in my pants

3.eye contact all the way

4.dont join the conga unless I’m in the mood for cock

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area


"Thank you folks

Lessons learnt !

1. Chat to everyone

2.leave the little devil in my pants

3.eye contact all the way

4.dont join the conga unless I’m in the mood for cock "

Wow, you learn quick

Also find out about club's and visit one where even though single guys are present, they don't do the zombie conga and know how to be sociable and chat to people earlier in the night. Where you don't get massive numbers of single guys, compared to couples and single ladies.

A club where if a guy is turned on they mention to the couple that they are turned on and do they mind if they stand and watch. One guy having a wank is more acceptable than the guys parading around hunting for live porn shows. So find out about what's the norm in different clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking zombies..... I find it really wierd. Me personally would feel uncomfortable wanking alongside other fellas,altho I don't have a problem shagging in front of others... Maybe I'm the wierd one ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s so weird though, just chatting while you have your cock in your hand.

Have you met some of this country’s young men? It’s all they do. Outside McDonalds with their black North Face jacket, hand down the front of the grey, skinny fit dropped crotch joggers, holding onto their cock like it’s going to fall off.

I live in South London. That’s pretty much all I see."

Same here in North London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its a term o derogitze a man(who is single), we get to a club, pay the rate....we can gawp or try to take part. We should not wank in areas where other people are shagging...even if we see people shagging...we should hide our cocks....and yes after paying £50-60-more).... will I fucking listen to twats that tell me what n what not to do?....as long as I'm in the rules of a club..I do what I fucking like.

"

As Gemini man said

Don’t try to take part! that’s against he rules and would not go down well at all! Everyone has to agree to participation, an agreement before play or a request to join in is polite. I’d take offence to you ‘tying to join in’ univited and wouldn’t do this to others, myself.

There’s also no derogation of a single man going on here. The OP post was asking how to avoid a situation that turns many swingers off and leaves a person playing alone. Personally, I love all you single men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you folks

Lessons learnt !

1. Chat to everyone

2.leave the little devil in my pants

3.eye contact all the way

4.dont join the conga unless I’m in the mood for cock

Wow, you learn quick

Also find out about club's and visit one where even though single guys are present, they don't do the zombie conga and know how to be sociable and chat to people earlier in the night. Where you don't get massive numbers of single guys, compared to couples and single ladies.

A club where if a guy is turned on they mention to the couple that they are turned on and do they mind if they stand and watch. One guy having a wank is more acceptable than the guys parading around hunting for live porn shows. So find out about what's the norm in different clubs. "

Thank you I’m off to the townhouse tonight

I have read the rules and FAQ a few times

Wish me luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stroking it, tugging it, complaining about the M62/M1 backlog "

Oh this! So much this. So many times I've wanted to empty my mouth, push off a fourth party and shout 'Just fuck right off..' to the WTWZ in the doorway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its a term o derogitze a man(who is single), we get to a club, pay the rate....we can gawp or try to take part. We should not wank in areas where other people are shagging...even if we see people shagging...we should hide our cocks....and yes after paying £50-60-more).... will I fucking listen to twats that tell me what n what not to do?....as long as I'm in the rules of a club..I do what I fucking like.

"

Wow a little aggressive aren't we. I've been a single guy atba club I've chatted to single ladies and couples, who have asked me to play if I've been watching. I've never pulled my cock out and just stood wanking in the doorway or in a dark corner then following people around with my John Thomas in my hand.

The other type of wanking dead are the.ones you see walking away from an area because nothing is going on then you see them turn around when you and your partner walk past them.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Thank you folks

Lessons learnt !

1. Chat to everyone

2.leave the little devil in my pants

3.eye contact all the way

4.dont join the conga unless I’m in the mood for cock

Wow, you learn quick

Also find out about club's and visit one where even though single guys are present, they don't do the zombie conga and know how to be sociable and chat to people earlier in the night. Where you don't get massive numbers of single guys, compared to couples and single ladies.

A club where if a guy is turned on they mention to the couple that they are turned on and do they mind if they stand and watch. One guy having a wank is more acceptable than the guys parading around hunting for live porn shows. So find out about what's the norm in different clubs.

Thank you I’m off to the townhouse tonight

I have read the rules and FAQ a few times

Wish me luck"

Good luck mate, I know what it's like to visit a club as a single guy, and be pretty much ignored once inside, but you'll be looked after in TH that's for sure, enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you folks

Lessons learnt !

1. Chat to everyone

2.leave the little devil in my pants

3.eye contact all the way

4.dont join the conga unless I’m in the mood for cock

Wow, you learn quick

Also find out about club's and visit one where even though single guys are present, they don't do the zombie conga and know how to be sociable and chat to people earlier in the night. Where you don't get massive numbers of single guys, compared to couples and single ladies.

A club where if a guy is turned on they mention to the couple that they are turned on and do they mind if they stand and watch. One guy having a wank is more acceptable than the guys parading around hunting for live porn shows. So find out about what's the norm in different clubs.

Thank you I’m off to the townhouse tonight

I have read the rules and FAQ a few times

Wish me luck"

TH - great club.

Wishing you luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stroking it, tugging it, complaining about the M62/M1 backlog

Oh this! So much this. So many times I've wanted to empty my mouth, push off a fourth party and shout 'Just fuck right off..' to the WTWZ in the doorway."

we should share a room, and shout together

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you folks

Lessons learnt !

1. Chat to everyone

2.leave the little devil in my pants

3.eye contact all the way

4.dont join the conga unless I’m in the mood for cock

Wow, you learn quick

Also find out about club's and visit one where even though single guys are present, they don't do the zombie conga and know how to be sociable and chat to people earlier in the night. Where you don't get massive numbers of single guys, compared to couples and single ladies.

A club where if a guy is turned on they mention to the couple that they are turned on and do they mind if they stand and watch. One guy having a wank is more acceptable than the guys parading around hunting for live porn shows. So find out about what's the norm in different clubs.

Thank you I’m off to the townhouse tonight

I have read the rules and FAQ a few times

Wish me luck

TH - great club.

Wishing you luck. "

Cheers il report back on the diary thread

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village


"Thank you folks

Lessons learnt !

1. Chat to everyone

2.leave the little devil in my pants

3.eye contact all the way

4.dont join the conga unless I’m in the mood for cock

Wow, you learn quick

Also find out about club's and visit one where even though single guys are present, they don't do the zombie conga and know how to be sociable and chat to people earlier in the night. Where you don't get massive numbers of single guys, compared to couples and single ladies.

A club where if a guy is turned on they mention to the couple that they are turned on and do they mind if they stand and watch. One guy having a wank is more acceptable than the guys parading around hunting for live porn shows. So find out about what's the norm in different clubs.

Thank you I’m off to the townhouse tonight

I have read the rules and FAQ a few times

Wish me luck

TH - great club.

Wishing you luck.

Cheers il report back on the diary thread"

Have a great night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Busy night at TownHouse gave me a whole new understanding of this term

It’s like they forgot there trunks and instead of swimming they are at the side doing all the arm motions but not actually getting wet

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