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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How do you get rid of someone after youve had sex with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your never going to lift a body in 1 piece. I hear the best thing to do is to cut it up into pieces and pile it all together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have sex with them - they usually head for the door before I’ve warmed up

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"How do you get rid of someone after youve had sex with them"

Just walk out of the changing room.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Let the Mrs in

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigs or a bath of acid.

So I've heard...

Or build a patio in your back garden.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Propose marriage?

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Start scratching your nethers fervently ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you get rid of someone after youve had sex with them"

Id say. I hope you had a fab time but iv really got to go out shortly. so if you could get your self together that would be great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask them to put the wheelie bin on the bath and dont let them back in

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By *weetandHungMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Ready for round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*path

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start crying..

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Start scratching your nethers fervently ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Break out the wedding catalogue

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I don't accomadate so it's not an issue.

Actually I did once, when I first joined. I didn't even wait until afterwards, it was during

I think I just said 'ok, you can go now'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't accomadate so it's not an issue.

Actually I did once, when I first joined. I didn't even wait until afterwards, it was during

I think I just said 'ok, you can go now'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start crying.."

During.

They'll bolt pretty quickly.

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By *rs AWoman
over a year ago

venus

"How do you get rid of someone after youve had sex with them"

Order them a taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/03/18 20:46:36]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start crying..

During.

They'll bolt pretty quickly. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to send them home with a pastie and can of .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go back to the bar and order another drink

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I find the quickest way is to break them. I tore the ligaments in a meets chest once, had to help him dress and drive him home, so that was a swift exit on my terms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them i love them and think they’d make a cracking husband.

They’re up and off like a whippet!

(I don’t really. Honest)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And apparently suffocating someone with a pillow works too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start talking about feelings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them the 3 of us love them.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I find the quickest way is to break them. I tore the ligaments in a meets chest once, had to help him dress and drive him home, so that was a swift exit on my terms

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i dislocated someones wrist once. He made a quick exit

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"I find the quickest way is to break them. I tore the ligaments in a meets chest once, had to help him dress and drive him home, so that was a swift exit on my terms

i dislocated someones wrist once. He made a quick exit

Oops!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

“The mattress is your problem”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to send them home with a pastie and can of . "

Cornish pastie ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My LTP goes without being asked. Everyone else I meet at theirs, so I'm the annoying guest who has to be gotten rid of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to send them home with a pastie and can of .

Cornish pastie ?

Yeh I'd give you a sachet of brown sauce to go with it.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"How do you get rid of someone after youve had sex with them"

Has he gone yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to send them home with a pastie and can of . "

Cola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to send them home with a pastie and can of .

Cola

That's it. Wouldn't let me say the c word.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Fart

Hehe I was gonna say that. ..

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How do you get rid of someone after youve had sex with them

Has he gone yet?"
i just showed him the responces to this thread

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Make them lie on the wet patch. ..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Fart

Hehe I was gonna say that. ..

You could say it with your bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to send them home with a pastie and can of .

Cornish pastie ?

Yeh I'd give you a sachet of brown sauce to go with it.

Deal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask if he want the kids to call him dad or daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart

Hehe I was gonna say that. ..

Fart or take duvet off him works every time .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart

Hehe I was gonna say that. ..

Fart or take duvet off him works every time .

Put his head under duvet when you've farted.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"How do you get rid of someone after youve had sex with them"

Show them photos of your 17 kids . Telling them they’ll be home from school in the next half hour

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Ask them how fast they can run as you load up a 4/10

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Fart

Hehe I was gonna say that. ..

You could say it with your bottom"

As if, I never do anything so unladylike, not even in the stables. ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart

Hehe I was gonna say that. ..

Fart or take duvet off him works every time .

Put his head under duvet when you've farted.

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart

Hehe I was gonna say that. ..

Fart or take duvet off him works every time .

Put his head under duvet when you've farted.

Exactly

Wouldn't get rid of me.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Bury them under the patio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart

Hehe I was gonna say that. ..

Fart or take duvet off him works every time .

Put his head under duvet when you've farted.

Exactly

Wouldn't get rid of me.

Would you take back pastie and cola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart

Hehe I was gonna say that. ..

Fart or take duvet off him works every time .

Put his head under duvet when you've farted.

Exactly

Wouldn't get rid of me.

Would you take back pastie and cola

Yeh you'd get a bag of Haribo and a fruit shoot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They often leave before I've had sex

But if they don't get the hint a leather apron chainsaw and big roll of black plastic seems to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask if he want the kids to call him dad or daddy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart

Hehe I was gonna say that. ..

Fart or take duvet off him works every time .

Put his head under duvet when you've farted.

Exactly

Wouldn't get rid of me.

Would you take back pastie and cola

Yeh you'd get a bag of Haribo and a fruit shoot.

Fizzy ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll them in the duvet like a burito and chuck them out the window!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll them in the duvet like a burito and chuck them out the window!"

Haha I like to be a duvet burrito!

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"How do you get rid of someone after youve had sex with them"

Ask them about their family , kids , holiday plans etc.....

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Show them photos of your 17 kids . Telling them they’ll be home from school in the next half hour

Ever had your meet’s kid come home from school for lunch? That’s an interesting moment in your life.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Start crying..

During.

They'll bolt pretty quickly. "

I presume by that you mean "run away" as opposed to "shoot their".....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you get rid of someone after youve had sex with them

Ask them about their family , kids , holiday plans etc.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart

Hehe I was gonna say that. ..

Fart or take duvet off him works every time .

Put his head under duvet when you've farted.

Exactly

Wouldn't get rid of me.

Would you take back pastie and cola

Yeh you'd get a bag of Haribo and a fruit shoot.

Fizzy ones

No the sour ones.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

Ask to play with his cock and balls one last time

As you really miss having your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring the wife

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Don't you remember when,

You lay beside me?

And you said you'd marry me,

And not deny me,

If I said I'd marry you,

It was only for to try you,

So bring your witness love,

And I'll not deny you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

answer the office phone as if nothing had happened

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Switch the lights on, that would soon make an run .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Switch the lights on, that would soon make an run ."

especially if you was in Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you get rid of someone after youve had sex with them"
tell them your husband is coming back in the next hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Untie them and let them escape x

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

that's why I prefer not to host... I simply leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get up, get dressed and start stripping the bed

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By *oapysubmarineMan
over a year ago

rotherham

Put the tissues down and give your arm a rest

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"How do you get rid of someone after youve had sex with them"

Don't no.

I've not had sex with anyone.

But at a gess just arsk them to go and say you got stuff to do ?

Ps nice to see you back op.

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By *aggie and DanCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

"How do you get rid of someone after youve had sex with them"

Say thanks and see you later

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By *aggie and DanCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

"Fart

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By *angerous Mind 87Man
over a year ago

Dublin 12

Turn around an quote Home Alone.

"Tell ya what Johnny, I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow keister off my property " 1, 2, 10.

Keep the change ya filthy animal

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

luton

Start talking marriage and kids

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Clap and say "right, that was lovely" whilst walking towards the door

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