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"So what cow you going to be tonight. We got moody cow Im gobby cow Coantrim is a bull Moooooooooo" Pet is a pet cow Testa is a cow bag | |||
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"So what cow you going to be tonight. We got moody cow Im gobby cow Coantrim is a bull Moooooooooo Pet is a pet cow Testa is a cow bag "Can I be the milk maid........ Wait I haven't thought that through........ Oh sod it, I can wear a dress, just this once........(anyone that knows different, keep stum!) | |||
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"So what cow you going to be tonight. We got moody cow Im gobby cow Coantrim is a bull Moooooooooo Pet is a pet cow Testa is a cow bag "oooooooooooooooh i like cowbag we used to call people cowbags when we where at primary school lol | |||
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"So what cow you going to be tonight. We got moody cow Im gobby cow Coantrim is a bull Moooooooooo Pet is a pet cow Testa is a cow bag
Can I be the milk maid........ Wait I haven't thought that through........ Oh sod it, I can wear a dress, just this once........(anyone that knows different, keep stum!)
" and it doesnt even matter that coantrim oh ffs i just realize that says co antrim is a bull | |||
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"So what cow you going to be tonight. We got moody cow Im gobby cow Coantrim is a bull Moooooooooo Pet is a pet cow Testa is a cow bag
Can I be the milk maid........ Wait I haven't thought that through........ Oh sod it, I can wear a dress, just this once........(anyone that knows different, keep stum!)
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"So what cow you going to be tonight. We got moody cow Im gobby cow Coantrim is a bull Moooooooooo Pet is a pet cow Testa is a cow bag
Can I be the milk maid........ Wait I haven't thought that through........ Oh sod it, I can wear a dress, just this once........(anyone that knows different, keep stum!)
and it doesnt even matter that coantrim oh ffs i just realize that says co antrim is a bull "Aye but thats Mr A | |||
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"can i be the cow off that new gravy add" lol yes, but you will have to be called gravy cow cause i dont know its name lol | |||
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"Reckon I may get arthritic after all this milking  "Love to know how ya gonna milk the bull 
O and WTF Cowbag- why did I get to be that one Moody- cheeky mare, grrrr! | |||
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"Reckon I may get arthritic after all this milking "bet your well practised at it really | |||
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"Reckon I may get arthritic after all this milking
Love to know how ya gonna milk the bull
O and WTF Cowbag- why did I get to be that one Moody- cheeky mare, grrrr!"errr hmmm Im not sure but you make a very very nice cow bag  | |||
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"Reckon I may get arthritic after all this milking
Love to know how ya gonna milk the bull
O and WTF Cowbag- why did I get to be that one Moody- cheeky mare, grrrr!"Bulls can def be milked btw  | |||
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"Reckon I may get arthritic after all this milking
Love to know how ya gonna milk the bull
O and WTF Cowbag- why did I get to be that one Moody- cheeky mare, grrrr!
Bulls can def be milked btw "Usually from the AV tho | |||
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"Reckon I may get arthritic after all this milking
Love to know how ya gonna milk the bull
O and WTF Cowbag- why did I get to be that one Moody- cheeky mare, grrrr!
Bulls can def be milked btw
Usually from the AV tho "AV ok silly question time whats AV | |||
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"Cock a doodle doooo xx
whats up with you soapy "I had a terrible primary school teacher xx  | |||
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"Cock a doodle doooo xx
whats up with you soapy
I had a terrible primary school teacher xx "Ok 2nd silly question whats that got to do with cows | |||
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"Cock a doodle doooo xx
whats up with you soapy
I had a terrible primary school teacher xx
Ok 2nd silly question whats that got to do with cows "Primary school teachers teach animal noises
Arrh never mind pmsl xx | |||
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"Reckon I may get arthritic after all this milking
Love to know how ya gonna milk the bull
O and WTF Cowbag- why did I get to be that one Moody- cheeky mare, grrrr!
Bulls can def be milked btw
Usually from the AV tho
AV ok silly question time whats AV "Artificial Vagina, commonly used for procurring sperm from bulls and stallions. | |||
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"Cock a doodle doooo xx
whats up with you soapy
I had a terrible primary school teacher xx
Ok 2nd silly question whats that got to do with cows
Primary school teachers teach animal noises
Arrh never mind pmsl xx "shut up im tired now | |||
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" Artificial Vagina, commonly used for procurring sperm from bulls and stallions. "Now have a new nickname for my ex-wife, cheers! | |||
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"Reckon I may get arthritic after all this milking
Love to know how ya gonna milk the bull
O and WTF Cowbag- why did I get to be that one Moody- cheeky mare, grrrr!
Bulls can def be milked btw
Usually from the AV tho
AV ok silly question time whats AV
Artificial Vagina, commonly used for procurring sperm from bulls and stallions. "what they have blow up cows for bulls that cant find a mate awww they think of everything dont they | |||
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"soapy can be a miniature cow " If I milk him, will I get those funny little milk bottles you get in Haribo? | |||
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"soapy can be a miniature cow If I milk him, will I get those funny little milk bottles you get in Haribo?" hope so i love chewing on them | |||
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"soapy can be a miniature cow If I milk him, will I get those funny little milk bottles you get in Haribo? hope so i love chewing on them " is chewing on folk listed in ya intrests?? xx | |||
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"soapy can be a miniature cow If I milk him, will I get those funny little milk bottles you get in Haribo? hope so i love chewing on them
is chewing on folk listed in ya intrests?? xx "nope made it up just for you xx | |||
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"im going to be a selfish cow.. i want you all!!! "Only if you put a pic up of you in your new corset | |||
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"im going to be a selfish cow.. i want you all!!! "More like a dark horse what happened to your avatar sweetie? | |||
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"im going to be a selfish cow.. i want you all!!!
More like a dark horse what happened to your avatar sweetie?"Power cut xx | |||
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but i want to be the laughing cow | |||
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"Bloody hell i have seen some strange threads but i love this one. Can i have what the op is having. "Na its class A mate xx | |||
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"i used to live in Milton Keynes by the concrete cows
but i want to be the laughing cow "where you been you on sock knitting duty need matching ones for bus wankers bedding and Diamond said you was knitting her some can i place an order for 3 pairs please | |||
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"i used to live in Milton Keynes by the concrete cows
but i want to be the laughing cow
where you been you on sock knitting duty need matching ones for bus wankers bedding and Diamond said you was knitting her some can i place an order for 3 pairs please "when am i gonna get to do any shagging with all this sodding knitting to do???? | |||
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"Bloody hell i have seen some strange threads but i love this one. Can i have what the op is having.
Na its class A mate xx"I thought that was a mini Mercedes | |||
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"i used to live in Milton Keynes by the concrete cows
but i want to be the laughing cow
where you been you on sock knitting duty need matching ones for bus wankers bedding and Diamond said you was knitting her some can i place an order for 3 pairs please
when am i gonna get to do any shagging with all this sodding knitting to do???? "its ok Bus is in the wardrobe and archangel is on the bed | |||
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"i used to live in Milton Keynes by the concrete cows
but i want to be the laughing cow
where you been you on sock knitting duty need matching ones for bus wankers bedding and Diamond said you was knitting her some can i place an order for 3 pairs please
when am i gonna get to do any shagging with all this sodding knitting to do????
its ok Bus is in the wardrobe and archangel is on the bed ".....with me and no socks! | |||
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"Well its nice to see we dont have a sad cow yet "glad you said that brb | |||
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"if archangel is on my bed you can all get frostbite on ya feckin toes!!!! "calm down he isnt on your bed he is on bus wankers bed while bus wanker is in wardrobe | |||
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"if archangel is on my bed you can all get frostbite on ya feckin toes!!!!
calm down he isnt on your bed he is on bus wankers bed while bus wanker is in wardrobe "wy isnt he on my bed??  | |||
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"if archangel is on my bed you can all get frostbite on ya feckin toes!!!!
calm down he isnt on your bed he is on bus wankers bed while bus wanker is in wardrobe
wy isnt he on my bed?? "cos we all going to bus wankers you me diamond testa pet and coantrim | |||
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"if archangel is on my bed you can all get frostbite on ya feckin toes!!!!
calm down he isnt on your bed he is on bus wankers bed while bus wanker is in wardrobe
wy isnt he on my bed??
cos we all going to bus wankers you me diamond testa pet and coantrim "oh thats alright then | |||
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"if archangel is on my bed you can all get frostbite on ya feckin toes!!!!
calm down he isnt on your bed he is on bus wankers bed while bus wanker is in wardrobe
wy isnt he on my bed??
cos we all going to bus wankers you me diamond testa pet and coantrim "oh i likey | |||
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"if archangel is on my bed you can all get frostbite on ya feckin toes!!!!
calm down he isnt on your bed he is on bus wankers bed while bus wanker is in wardrobe
wy isnt he on my bed??
cos we all going to bus wankers you me diamond testa pet and coantrim
Don't forget Arcangel "he is on the bed waiting , can i be the 1 to let bus wanker out of wardrobe please | |||
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"if archangel is on my bed you can all get frostbite on ya feckin toes!!!!
calm down he isnt on your bed he is on bus wankers bed while bus wanker is in wardrobe
wy isnt he on my bed??
cos we all going to bus wankers you me diamond testa pet and coantrim
Don't forget Arcangel
he is on the bed waiting , can i be the 1 to let bus wanker out of wardrobe please "On bed and waiting | |||
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"if archangel is on my bed you can all get frostbite on ya feckin toes!!!!
calm down he isnt on your bed he is on bus wankers bed while bus wanker is in wardrobe
wy isnt he on my bed??
cos we all going to bus wankers you me diamond testa pet and coantrim
Don't forget Arcangel
he is on the bed waiting , can i be the 1 to let bus wanker out of wardrobe please "Go on, go on, go on, go on..... | |||
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"if archangel is on my bed you can all get frostbite on ya feckin toes!!!!
calm down he isnt on your bed he is on bus wankers bed while bus wanker is in wardrobe
wy isnt he on my bed??
cos we all going to bus wankers you me diamond testa pet and coantrim
Don't forget Arcangel
he is on the bed waiting , can i be the 1 to let bus wanker out of wardrobe please
Go on, go on, go on, go on..... "Hang on have to stop crying first | |||
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"if archangel is on my bed you can all get frostbite on ya feckin toes!!!!
calm down he isnt on your bed he is on bus wankers bed while bus wanker is in wardrobe
wy isnt he on my bed??
cos we all going to bus wankers you me diamond testa pet and coantrim
Don't forget Arcangel
he is on the bed waiting , can i be the 1 to let bus wanker out of wardrobe please
Go on, go on, go on, go on.....
Hang on have to stop crying first " | |||
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