FabSwingers.com forum: You women and your standards

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pfft

That’s all I can say.

I take time out of my life to message you and you say no?

Disgusting is what it is

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Are you offering cake? Then I’d say yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you offering cake? Then I’d say yes

I offer nothing but cake. Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

who said something about cake??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick with it pal it will happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"who said something about cake??"

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Mmmmmm cake

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Am more a biscuit kinda person myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft

That’s all I can say.

I take time out of my life to message you and you say no?

Disgusting is what it is "

With all the messages women get on this site for many of them to reply to them all would take up a huge amount of time.

But more importantly, the folk on here are under no obligation to reply to you.

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Chocolate fudge cake warmed up with ice-cream Mmmmmm x

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Pfft

That’s all I can say.

I take time out of my life to message you and you say no?

Disgusting is what it is "

Hahahaha I'll send you some cake in the post and I've ordered a band to play for you

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

If it's Lemon Drizzle, I'll take a slice

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You're attaching a face pic, aren't you? You should know us gals don't like that

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Alot of singles are looking for a playmate on here, a face pic would help x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pfft

That’s all I can say.

I take time out of my life to message you and you say no?

Disgusting is what it is

With all the messages women get on this site for many of them to reply to them all would take up a huge amount of time.

But more importantly, the folk on here are under no obligation to reply to you.

Yes they are! Because it’s polite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All that time someone spent sending you a rejection? Sounds like you're honoured

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're attaching a face pic, aren't you? You should know us gals don't like that

You think I would attach a face pic with this ugly mug? Don’t be daft

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Hey I've offered a place to lay your head many a time, and you have ignored me, so I will second your pfft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft

That’s all I can say.

I take time out of my life to message you and you say no?

Disgusting is what it is

With all the messages women get on this site for many of them to reply to them all would take up a huge amount of time.

But more importantly, the folk on here are under no obligation to reply to you.

Think he may be pulling the piss bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alot of singles are looking for a playmate on here, a face pic would help x"

It wouldn’t. Too ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did Someone Mention Cake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"You're attaching a face pic, aren't you? You should know us gals don't like that

You think I would attach a face pic with this ugly mug? Don’t be daft"

Well dont expect a meet then!!

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By *hilipepperWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Chocolate fudge cake warmed up with ice-cream Mmmmmm x"

Oohh my fave

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Hey I've offered a place to lay your head many a time, and you have ignored me, so I will second your pfft

Really, he turned you down? Fuck him then!!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Alot of singles are looking for a playmate on here, a face pic would help x

It wouldn’t. Too ugly"

Never mind a face pic , cock pic next to a sky remote over a toilet bowl ( flushing is not mandatory ) accompanied by the words " fancy a fuck " you can't go wrong , now go get em tiger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're attaching a face pic, aren't you? You should know us gals don't like that

You think I would attach a face pic with this ugly mug? Don’t be daft

Well dont expect a meet then!!"

I will expect what I want to expect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey I've offered a place to lay your head many a time, and you have ignored me, so I will second your pfft

I don’t know how you dare! You wasn’t available the time I was in Edinburgh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alot of singles are looking for a playmate on here, a face pic would help x

It wouldn’t. Too ugly

Never mind a face pic , cock pic next to a sky remote over a toilet bowl ( flushing is not mandatory ) accompanied by the words " fancy a fuck " you can't go wrong , now go get em tiger

Dont forget to leave your socks on... I they have a hole in them your mailbox may explode

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alot of singles are looking for a playmate on here, a face pic would help x

It wouldn’t. Too ugly

Never mind a face pic , cock pic next to a sky remote over a toilet bowl ( flushing is not mandatory ) accompanied by the words " fancy a fuck " you can't go wrong , now go get em tiger

This seems like sound advice

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no.

Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that.

I love you

Why won't you reply to my calls and texts?

Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar.

I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft

That’s all I can say.

I take time out of my life to message you and you say no?

Disgusting is what it is "

You asked me if I'd plait your bum hair while you sang Spice Girls songs again.

It was fun the first 20 times ... but ya know......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no.

Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that.

I love you

Why won't you reply to my calls and texts?

Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar.

I love you "

Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pfft

That’s all I can say.

I take time out of my life to message you and you say no?

Disgusting is what it is

You asked me if I'd plait your bum hair while you sang Spice Girls songs again.

It was fun the first 20 times ... but ya know...... "

I could plait yours?

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Are you offering cake? Then I’d say yes

I got cake.....

Im the master baker

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"You're attaching a face pic, aren't you? You should know us gals don't like that

You think I would attach a face pic with this ugly mug? Don’t be daft

Well dont expect a meet then!!

I will expect what I want to expect "

Fucking hell, how demanding?!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're attaching a face pic, aren't you? You should know us gals don't like that

You think I would attach a face pic with this ugly mug? Don’t be daft

Well dont expect a meet then!!

I will expect what I want to expect

Fucking hell, how demanding?!!!

I’m a man who knows what he wants and I still get turned down, it’s like you women are from another planet or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you offering cake? Then I’d say yes

I offer nothing but cake. Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong"

Yes. Haribos for me please

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no.

Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that.

I love you

Why won't you reply to my calls and texts?

Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar.

I love you

Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back"

Hello? Hello?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Well I lowered my standards and relented - we both know how that went

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Popcorn, nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no.

Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that.

I love you

Why won't you reply to my calls and texts?

Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar.

I love you

Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back

Hello? Hello?

Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.

I mean....

....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I lowered my standards and relented - we both know how that went "

We do, multiple times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes they are! Because it’s polite!"

No, you feel entitled to a reply.

Do you reply to every piece of junkmail that comes through you door? to every flyer?

Women on this platform get a huge amount of messages thrown at them so if they answer them all, that is a huge amount of time consumed.

But that argument itself is unnecessary, because they don't owe us anything and going into this hobby with an expectation of anything else is only going to end poorly.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Yes they are! Because it’s polite!

No, you feel entitled to a reply.

Do you reply to every piece of junkmail that comes through you door? to every flyer?

Women on this platform get a huge amount of messages thrown at them so if they answer them all, that is a huge amount of time consumed.

But that argument itself is unnecessary, because they don't owe us anything and going into this hobby with an expectation of anything else is only going to end poorly. "

You totally copy and pasted that from a real whingy wanker thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes they are! Because it’s polite!

No, you feel entitled to a reply.

Do you reply to every piece of junkmail that comes through you door? to every flyer?

Women on this platform get a huge amount of messages thrown at them so if they answer them all, that is a huge amount of time consumed.

But that argument itself is unnecessary, because they don't owe us anything and going into this hobby with an expectation of anything else is only going to end poorly. "

Actually I do. I make a point to order from every takeaway that comes through the door and I’ve change gas supplier 4 times this year alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only someone could save all these women.....

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Yes they are! Because it’s polite!

No, you feel entitled to a reply.

Do you reply to every piece of junkmail that comes through you door? to every flyer?

Women on this platform get a huge amount of messages thrown at them so if they answer them all, that is a huge amount of time consumed.

But that argument itself is unnecessary, because they don't owe us anything and going into this hobby with an expectation of anything else is only going to end poorly.

You totally copy and pasted that from a real whingy wanker thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey I've offered a place to lay your head many a time, and you have ignored me, so I will second your pfft

Really, he turned you down? Fuck him then!!"

She tried to, I said no, poor choice of words from you there

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no.

Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that.

I love you

Why won't you reply to my calls and texts?

Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar.

I love you

Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back

Hello? Hello?

Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.

I mean....

....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later"

Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.

If I wasn't so cock sure of myself I'd think you were avoiding me, but we both know that's never gonna happen because I love you waaaaaaaay to much. I forgot to say, I went looking for you at your mum's earlier, she said you'd never mentioned me so I can only assume I got the wrong house

I love you my sweet Prince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends on what sort of cake for me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You totally copy and pasted that from a real whingy wanker thread

Riffing on a theme, certainly.

I suspect that with how often these topics come up that no matter what i wrote, somebody would have written it before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no.

Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that.

I love you

Why won't you reply to my calls and texts?

Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar.

I love you

Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back

Hello? Hello?

Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.

I mean....

....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later

Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.

I love you my sweet Prince

You’re right and I’m sorry. I haven’t been completely honest. Listen, I’ve got some people coming to pick you up. They’re dressed in nice white coats. I’ll explain everything once you’re in the back of the van

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You totally copy and pasted that from a real whingy wanker thread

Riffing on a theme, certainly.

I suspect that with how often these topics come up that no matter what i wrote, somebody would have written it before

With the amount of times these kind of topics came up, you’d be able to spot which ones are jokes and which ones aren’t

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no.

Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that.

I love you

Why won't you reply to my calls and texts?

Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar.

I love you

Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back

Hello? Hello?

Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.

I mean....

....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later

Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.

I love you my sweet Prince

Huzzah! Where are we going? You know I would go anywhere with you. You are the Frodo to my ring. I soooooo love an adventure!

Its rather odd though, I have the strangest feeling, it's like deja-vu (however the fuck it's spelt) it's sounds just like a dream I had, except once I got in the van I was sedated and I don't remember anymore than that. Coincidence or what? The funniest thing is in my dreamy thing, you weren't even in the van! Like that would ever happen

so funny... so so funny.

See you soon my love, my angel, my ..... Oh I see the van you're here already

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By *09309309Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Are you offering cake? Then I’d say yes

I offer nothing but cake. Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong"

You have never once offered me cake. If you had the answer would have been yes! I just keep getting all these sex offers. Let's talk about cake!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no.

Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that.

I love you

Why won't you reply to my calls and texts?

Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar.

I love you

Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back

Hello? Hello?

Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.

I mean....

....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later

Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.

I love you my sweet Prince

Huzzah! Where are we going? You know I would go anywhere with you. You are the Frodo to my ring. I soooooo love an adventure!

so funny... so so funny.

See you soon my love, my angel, my ..... Oh I see the van you're here already

See Cake, this is why you can’t get meets, words got out that shagging you makes you loopy!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cake works great, try tying a bit of string to a gateaux and place it outside Anne summers you'll be able to lure lots of hotties to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no.

Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that.

I love you

Why won't you reply to my calls and texts?

Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar.

I love you

Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back

Hello? Hello?

Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.

I mean....

....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later

Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.

I love you my sweet Prince

Huzzah! Where are we going? You know I would go anywhere with you. You are the Frodo to my ring. I soooooo love an adventure!

so funny... so so funny.

See you soon my love, my angel, my ..... Oh I see the van you're here already

Pure coincidence. Don’t worry about it

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Pfft

That’s all I can say.

I take time out of my life to message you and you say no?

Disgusting is what it is "

You're too far norf

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no.

Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that.

I love you

Why won't you reply to my calls and texts?

Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar.

I love you

Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back

Hello? Hello?

Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.

I mean....

....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later

Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.

I love you my sweet Prince

Huzzah! Where are we going? You know I would go anywhere with you. You are the Frodo to my ring. I soooooo love an adventure!

so funny... so so funny.

See you soon my love, my angel, my ..... Oh I see the van you're here already

See Cake, this is why you can’t get meets, words got out that shagging you makes you loopy!

Such a dark comment

loopy hahahhahahaa deary Lordy me oh my

It wasn't you poppet, where are you? Will you be long? I'm waiting ... always waiting ........

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no.

Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that.

I love you

Why won't you reply to my calls and texts?

Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar.

I love you

Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back

Hello? Hello?

Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.

I mean....

....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later

Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.

I love you my sweet Prince

Huzzah! Where are we going? You know I would go anywhere with you. You are the Frodo to my ring. I soooooo love an adventure!

so funny... so so funny.

See you soon my love, my angel, my ..... Oh I see the van you're here already

Quite literally

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no.

Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that.

I love you

Why won't you reply to my calls and texts?

Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar.

I love you

Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back

Hello? Hello?

Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.

I mean....

....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later

Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.

I love you my sweet Prince

Huzzah! Where are we going? You know I would go anywhere with you. You are the Frodo to my ring. I soooooo love an adventure!

so funny... so so funny.

See you soon my love, my angel, my ..... Oh I see the van you're here already

Quite literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love some cake please lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no.

Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that.

I love you

Why won't you reply to my calls and texts?

Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar.

I love you

Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back

Hello? Hello?

Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.

I mean....

....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later

Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.

I love you my sweet Prince

Huzzah! Where are we going? You know I would go anywhere with you. You are the Frodo to my ring. I soooooo love an adventure!

so funny... so so funny.

See you soon my love, my angel, my ..... Oh I see the van you're here already

Quite literally

I dunno where that rolly eyed little prick came from.

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Wow, such a long thread, did he get some?

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By *ayMyName123Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

I have a sack full of cream but no cake

haha

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Are you offering cake? Then I’d say yes

I offer nothing but cake. Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong"

You’ve never offered me cake - I don’t think...!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

What about an Easter egg?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Wow, such a long thread, did he get some? "

He's a little tied up right now.... please try later.

He thinks he can trick me with men in white coats! I think not.

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over a year ago

"Are you offering cake? Then I’d say yes

I offer nothing but cake. Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong"

You might have a point there... Try offering tea or coffee as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, such a long thread, did he get some? "

Fresh cream cake I believe he got some

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow, such a long thread, did he get some? "

Of course, jealous bro?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow, such a long thread, did he get some?

He's a little tied up right now.... please try later.

He thinks he can trick me with men in white coats! I think not. "

I figured out your knots along time ago

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Wow, such a long thread, did he get some?

He's a little tied up right now.... please try later.

He thinks he can trick me with men in white coats! I think not.

I figured out your knots along time ago

Drat. Foiled again.

Insert demonic laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow, such a long thread, did he get some?

He's a little tied up right now.... please try later.

He thinks he can trick me with men in white coats! I think not.

I figured out your knots along time ago

Drat. Foiled again.

Insert demonic laugh "

I’m doing a girly giggle while I run down the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#pullsupachair

Don’t worry I’ve brought my own crisps... continue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"#pullsupachair

Don’t worry I’ve brought my own crisps... continue

And I have cake, it’s like we have our own buffet going!

Also, your status is a great innuendo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#pullsupachair

Don’t worry I’ve brought my own crisps... continue

And I have cake, it’s like we have our own buffet going!

Also, your status is a great innuendo

Well thank you

cake makes me sick.... crisp?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"#pullsupachair

Don’t worry I’ve brought my own crisps... continue

And I have cake, it’s like we have our own buffet going!

Also, your status is a great innuendo

Well thank you

cake makes me sick.... crisp? "

Let you in on a secret, I don’t have cake, I don’t even like cake.

Crisp sounds good. As long as it’s beef monster munch because they’re the greatest crisp ever

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Wow, such a long thread, did he get some?

He's a little tied up right now.... please try later.

He thinks he can trick me with men in white coats! I think not.

I figured out your knots along time ago

Drat. Foiled again.

Insert demonic laugh

I’m doing a girly giggle while I run down the road"

You forgot your clothes... and self respect

Come back. Jack.... come back.

Jack

*whispery shout*

Jaaaaaaack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#pullsupachair

Don’t worry I’ve brought my own crisps... continue

And I have cake, it’s like we have our own buffet going!

Also, your status is a great innuendo

Well thank you

cake makes me sick.... crisp?

Let you in on a secret, I don’t have cake, I don’t even like cake.

Crisp sounds good. As long as it’s beef monster munch because they’re the greatest crisp ever "

Pickled Monster Munch

You’re pretending to wave cake at these beautiful ladies?!!... this could get messy.... hope you have your trainers on Forest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's this entitlement thing, - it's strewn across modern society unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's this entitlement thing, - it's strewn across modern society unfortunately

I am entitled!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

have you actually ever send a message to someone with a cake picture attached???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All that time someone spent sending you a rejection? Sounds like you're honoured

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too true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's this entitlement thing, - it's strewn across modern society unfortunately

I am entitled!"

Entitlement doesn't entitle to Cherry nor cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have you actually ever send a message to someone with a cake picture attached???"

I have but it still didn't work

....perhaps it was the fork handles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft

That’s all I can say.

I take time out of my life to message you and you say no?

Disgusting is what it is "

Lies!

You didn’t message me.

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By *urSurveySaysMan
over a year ago

London/Chichester

"who said something about cake??"

Judging by your pictures you don't eat an awful lot of cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pfft

That’s all I can say.

I take time out of my life to message you and you say no?

Disgusting is what it is

Lies!

You didn’t message me.

Short memory much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft

That’s all I can say.

I take time out of my life to message you and you say no?

Disgusting is what it is

Lies!

You didn’t message me.

Short memory much

Nope. You didn’t, on your new profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget about cake! Has anyone had an Oreo milkshake? I can't stop! It's like fucking Heroine to me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pfft

That’s all I can say.

I take time out of my life to message you and you say no?

Disgusting is what it is

Lies!

You didn’t message me.

Short memory much

Nope. You didn’t, on your new profile!

Because you stopped replying on my old profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are very low.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forget about cake! Has anyone had an Oreo milkshake? I can't stop! It's like fucking Heroine to me! "

I don't like Oreos (courtesy of the Department for Useless Information).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft

That’s all I can say.

I take time out of my life to message you and you say no?

Disgusting is what it is

Lies!

You didn’t message me.

Short memory much

Nope. You didn’t, on your new profile!

Because you stopped replying on my old profile

Hahaha!

that’s entirely possible knowing me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the worlds smallest violin I can play for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the worlds smallest violin I can play for you...

Maybe send a tune with every rejection then it may soften the blow

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over a year ago

"Forget about cake! Has anyone had an Oreo milkshake? I can't stop! It's like fucking Heroine to me!

I don't like Oreos (courtesy of the Department for Useless Information)."

I didn't say just Oreos, it's the milkshake!

...."I got these cheeseburgers man!" (Film joke)

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