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"Are you offering cake? Then I’d say yes "I offer nothing but cake. Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong | |||
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"Pfft That’s all I can say. I take time out of my life to message you and you say no? Disgusting is what it is " With all the messages women get on this site for many of them to reply to them all would take up a huge amount of time. But more importantly, the folk on here are under no obligation to reply to you. | |||
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"Pfft That’s all I can say. I take time out of my life to message you and you say no? Disgusting is what it is " Hahahaha I'll send you some cake in the post and I've ordered a band to play for you | |||
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"Pfft That’s all I can say. I take time out of my life to message you and you say no? Disgusting is what it is With all the messages women get on this site for many of them to reply to them all would take up a huge amount of time. But more importantly, the folk on here are under no obligation to reply to you. " Yes they are! Because it’s polite! | |||
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"You're attaching a face pic, aren't you? You should know us gals don't like that "You think I would attach a face pic with this ugly mug? Don’t be daft | |||
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"Pfft That’s all I can say. I take time out of my life to message you and you say no? Disgusting is what it is With all the messages women get on this site for many of them to reply to them all would take up a huge amount of time. But more importantly, the folk on here are under no obligation to reply to you. " Think he may be pulling the piss bud  | |||
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"Alot of singles are looking for a playmate on here, a face pic would help x" It wouldn’t. Too ugly | |||
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"You're attaching a face pic, aren't you? You should know us gals don't like that
You think I would attach a face pic with this ugly mug? Don’t be daft"Well dont expect a meet then!! | |||
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"Chocolate fudge cake warmed up with ice-cream Mmmmmm x" Oohh my fave  | |||
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"Hey I've offered a place to lay your head many a time, and you have ignored me, so I will second your pfft "Really, he turned you down? Fuck him then!! | |||
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"Alot of singles are looking for a playmate on here, a face pic would help x It wouldn’t. Too ugly" Never mind a face pic , cock pic next to a sky remote over a toilet bowl ( flushing is not mandatory ) accompanied by the words " fancy a fuck " you can't go wrong , now go get em tiger | |||
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"You're attaching a face pic, aren't you? You should know us gals don't like that
You think I would attach a face pic with this ugly mug? Don’t be daft
Well dont expect a meet then!!"I will expect what I want to expect | |||
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"Hey I've offered a place to lay your head many a time, and you have ignored me, so I will second your pfft "I don’t know how you dare! You wasn’t available the time I was in Edinburgh! | |||
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"Alot of singles are looking for a playmate on here, a face pic would help x It wouldn’t. Too ugly Never mind a face pic , cock pic next to a sky remote over a toilet bowl ( flushing is not mandatory ) accompanied by the words " fancy a fuck " you can't go wrong , now go get em tiger "Dont forget to leave your socks on... I they have a hole in them your mailbox may explode | |||
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"Alot of singles are looking for a playmate on here, a face pic would help x It wouldn’t. Too ugly Never mind a face pic , cock pic next to a sky remote over a toilet bowl ( flushing is not mandatory ) accompanied by the words " fancy a fuck " you can't go wrong , now go get em tiger "This seems like sound advice | |||
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"Pfft That’s all I can say. I take time out of my life to message you and you say no? Disgusting is what it is " You asked me if I'd plait your bum hair while you sang Spice Girls songs again. It was fun the first 20 times ... but ya know...... | |||
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"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no. Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that. I love you Why won't you reply to my calls and texts? Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar. I love you " Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back | |||
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"Pfft That’s all I can say. I take time out of my life to message you and you say no? Disgusting is what it is You asked me if I'd plait your bum hair while you sang Spice Girls songs again. It was fun the first 20 times ... but ya know...... " I could plait yours?  | |||
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"Are you offering cake? Then I’d say yes "I got cake..... Im the master baker  | |||
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"You're attaching a face pic, aren't you? You should know us gals don't like that
You think I would attach a face pic with this ugly mug? Don’t be daft
Well dont expect a meet then!!
I will expect what I want to expect "Fucking hell, how demanding?!!!  | |||
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"You're attaching a face pic, aren't you? You should know us gals don't like that
You think I would attach a face pic with this ugly mug? Don’t be daft
Well dont expect a meet then!!
I will expect what I want to expect
Fucking hell, how demanding?!!! "I’m a man who knows what he wants and I still get turned down, it’s like you women are from another planet or something | |||
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"Are you offering cake? Then I’d say yes
I offer nothing but cake. Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong"Yes. Haribos for me please | |||
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"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no. Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that. I love you Why won't you reply to my calls and texts? Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar. I love you Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back" Hello? Hello?  | |||
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"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no. Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that. I love you Why won't you reply to my calls and texts? Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar. I love you Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back Hello? Hello? "Yea sorry, still in a tunnel. I mean.... ....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later | |||
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"Well I lowered my standards and relented - we both know how that went " We do, multiple times | |||
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" Yes they are! Because it’s polite!" No, you feel entitled to a reply. Do you reply to every piece of junkmail that comes through you door? to every flyer? Women on this platform get a huge amount of messages thrown at them so if they answer them all, that is a huge amount of time consumed. But that argument itself is unnecessary, because they don't owe us anything and going into this hobby with an expectation of anything else is only going to end poorly. | |||
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" Yes they are! Because it’s polite! No, you feel entitled to a reply. Do you reply to every piece of junkmail that comes through you door? to every flyer? Women on this platform get a huge amount of messages thrown at them so if they answer them all, that is a huge amount of time consumed. But that argument itself is unnecessary, because they don't owe us anything and going into this hobby with an expectation of anything else is only going to end poorly. " You totally copy and pasted that from a real whingy wanker thread | |||
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" Yes they are! Because it’s polite! No, you feel entitled to a reply. Do you reply to every piece of junkmail that comes through you door? to every flyer? Women on this platform get a huge amount of messages thrown at them so if they answer them all, that is a huge amount of time consumed. But that argument itself is unnecessary, because they don't owe us anything and going into this hobby with an expectation of anything else is only going to end poorly. " Actually I do. I make a point to order from every takeaway that comes through the door and I’ve change gas supplier 4 times this year alone. | |||
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" Yes they are! Because it’s polite! No, you feel entitled to a reply. Do you reply to every piece of junkmail that comes through you door? to every flyer? Women on this platform get a huge amount of messages thrown at them so if they answer them all, that is a huge amount of time consumed. But that argument itself is unnecessary, because they don't owe us anything and going into this hobby with an expectation of anything else is only going to end poorly. You totally copy and pasted that from a real whingy wanker thread " | |||
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"Hey I've offered a place to lay your head many a time, and you have ignored me, so I will second your pfft
Really, he turned you down? Fuck him then!!"She tried to, I said no, poor choice of words from you there | |||
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"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no. Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that. I love you Why won't you reply to my calls and texts? Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar. I love you Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back Hello? Hello?
Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.
I mean....
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"You totally copy and pasted that from a real whingy wanker thread "Riffing on a theme, certainly. I suspect that with how often these topics come up that no matter what i wrote, somebody would have written it before
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"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no. Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that. I love you Why won't you reply to my calls and texts? Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar. I love you Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back Hello? Hello?
Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.
I mean....
....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later
Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.
If I wasn't so cock sure of myself I'd think you were avoiding me, but we both know that's never gonna happen because I love you waaaaaaaay to much. I forgot to say, I went looking for you at your mum's earlier, she said you'd never mentioned me so I can only assume I got the wrong house
I love you my sweet Prince
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"You totally copy and pasted that from a real whingy wanker thread
Riffing on a theme, certainly.
I suspect that with how often these topics come up that no matter what i wrote, somebody would have written it before
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"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no. Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that. I love you Why won't you reply to my calls and texts? Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar. I love you Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back Hello? Hello?
Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.
I mean....
....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later
Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.
If I wasn't so cock sure of myself I'd think you were avoiding me, but we both know that's never gonna happen because I love you waaaaaaaay to much. I forgot to say, I went looking for you at your mum's earlier, she said you'd never mentioned me so I can only assume I got the wrong house
I love you my sweet Prince
You’re right and I’m sorry. I haven’t been completely honest. Listen, I’ve got some people coming to pick you up. They’re dressed in nice white coats. I’ll explain everything once you’re in the back of the van"Huzzah! Where are we going? You know I would go anywhere with you. You are the Frodo to my ring. I soooooo love an adventure! Its rather odd though, I have the strangest feeling, it's like deja-vu (however the fuck it's spelt) it's sounds just like a dream I had, except once I got in the van I was sedated and I don't remember anymore than that. Coincidence or what? The funniest thing is in my dreamy thing, you weren't even in the van! Like that would ever happen  so funny... so so funny.
See you soon my love, my angel, my ..... Oh I see the van you're here already | |||
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"Are you offering cake? Then I’d say yes
I offer nothing but cake. Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong"You have never once offered me cake. If you had the answer would have been yes! I just keep getting all these sex offers. Let's talk about cake! | |||
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"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no. Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that. I love you Why won't you reply to my calls and texts? Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar. I love you Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back Hello? Hello?
Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.
I mean....
....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later
Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.
If I wasn't so cock sure of myself I'd think you were avoiding me, but we both know that's never gonna happen because I love you waaaaaaaay to much. I forgot to say, I went looking for you at your mum's earlier, she said you'd never mentioned me so I can only assume I got the wrong house
I love you my sweet Prince
You’re right and I’m sorry. I haven’t been completely honest. Listen, I’ve got some people coming to pick you up. They’re dressed in nice white coats. I’ll explain everything once you’re in the back of the van
Huzzah! Where are we going? You know I would go anywhere with you. You are the Frodo to my ring. I soooooo love an adventure!
Its rather odd though, I have the strangest feeling, it's like deja-vu (however the fuck it's spelt) it's sounds just like a dream I had, except once I got in the van I was sedated and I don't remember anymore than that. Coincidence or what? The funniest thing is in my dreamy thing, you weren't even in the van! Like that would ever happen so funny... so so funny.
See you soon my love, my angel, my ..... Oh I see the van you're here already "See Cake, this is why you can’t get meets, words got out that shagging you makes you loopy!  | |||
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"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no. Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that. I love you Why won't you reply to my calls and texts? Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar. I love you Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back Hello? Hello?
Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.
I mean....
....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later
Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.
If I wasn't so cock sure of myself I'd think you were avoiding me, but we both know that's never gonna happen because I love you waaaaaaaay to much. I forgot to say, I went looking for you at your mum's earlier, she said you'd never mentioned me so I can only assume I got the wrong house
I love you my sweet Prince
You’re right and I’m sorry. I haven’t been completely honest. Listen, I’ve got some people coming to pick you up. They’re dressed in nice white coats. I’ll explain everything once you’re in the back of the van
Huzzah! Where are we going? You know I would go anywhere with you. You are the Frodo to my ring. I soooooo love an adventure!
Its rather odd though, I have the strangest feeling, it's like deja-vu (however the fuck it's spelt) it's sounds just like a dream I had, except once I got in the van I was sedated and I don't remember anymore than that. Coincidence or what? The funniest thing is in my dreamy thing, you weren't even in the van! Like that would ever happen so funny... so so funny.
See you soon my love, my angel, my ..... Oh I see the van you're here already "Pure coincidence. Don’t worry about it | |||
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"Pfft That’s all I can say. I take time out of my life to message you and you say no? Disgusting is what it is " You're too far norf | |||
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"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no. Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that. I love you Why won't you reply to my calls and texts? Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar. I love you Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back Hello? Hello?
Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.
I mean....
....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later
Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.
If I wasn't so cock sure of myself I'd think you were avoiding me, but we both know that's never gonna happen because I love you waaaaaaaay to much. I forgot to say, I went looking for you at your mum's earlier, she said you'd never mentioned me so I can only assume I got the wrong house
I love you my sweet Prince
You’re right and I’m sorry. I haven’t been completely honest. Listen, I’ve got some people coming to pick you up. They’re dressed in nice white coats. I’ll explain everything once you’re in the back of the van
Huzzah! Where are we going? You know I would go anywhere with you. You are the Frodo to my ring. I soooooo love an adventure!
Its rather odd though, I have the strangest feeling, it's like deja-vu (however the fuck it's spelt) it's sounds just like a dream I had, except once I got in the van I was sedated and I don't remember anymore than that. Coincidence or what? The funniest thing is in my dreamy thing, you weren't even in the van! Like that would ever happen so funny... so so funny.
See you soon my love, my angel, my ..... Oh I see the van you're here already
See Cake, this is why you can’t get meets, words got out that shagging you makes you loopy! "Such a dark comment loopy hahahhahahaa deary Lordy me oh my
It wasn't you poppet, where are you? Will you be long? I'm waiting ... always waiting ........ | |||
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"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no. Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that. I love you Why won't you reply to my calls and texts? Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar. I love you Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back Hello? Hello?
Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.
I mean....
....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later
Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.
If I wasn't so cock sure of myself I'd think you were avoiding me, but we both know that's never gonna happen because I love you waaaaaaaay to much. I forgot to say, I went looking for you at your mum's earlier, she said you'd never mentioned me so I can only assume I got the wrong house
I love you my sweet Prince
You’re right and I’m sorry. I haven’t been completely honest. Listen, I’ve got some people coming to pick you up. They’re dressed in nice white coats. I’ll explain everything once you’re in the back of the van
Huzzah! Where are we going? You know I would go anywhere with you. You are the Frodo to my ring. I soooooo love an adventure!
Its rather odd though, I have the strangest feeling, it's like deja-vu (however the fuck it's spelt) it's sounds just like a dream I had, except once I got in the van I was sedated and I don't remember anymore than that. Coincidence or what? The funniest thing is in my dreamy thing, you weren't even in the van! Like that would ever happen so funny... so so funny.
See you soon my love, my angel, my ..... Oh I see the van you're here already "Quite literally | |||
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"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no. Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that. I love you Why won't you reply to my calls and texts? Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar. I love you Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back Hello? Hello?
Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.
I mean....
....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later
Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.
If I wasn't so cock sure of myself I'd think you were avoiding me, but we both know that's never gonna happen because I love you waaaaaaaay to much. I forgot to say, I went looking for you at your mum's earlier, she said you'd never mentioned me so I can only assume I got the wrong house
I love you my sweet Prince
You’re right and I’m sorry. I haven’t been completely honest. Listen, I’ve got some people coming to pick you up. They’re dressed in nice white coats. I’ll explain everything once you’re in the back of the van
Huzzah! Where are we going? You know I would go anywhere with you. You are the Frodo to my ring. I soooooo love an adventure!
Its rather odd though, I have the strangest feeling, it's like deja-vu (however the fuck it's spelt) it's sounds just like a dream I had, except once I got in the van I was sedated and I don't remember anymore than that. Coincidence or what? The funniest thing is in my dreamy thing, you weren't even in the van! Like that would ever happen so funny... so so funny.
See you soon my love, my angel, my ..... Oh I see the van you're here already
Quite literally " | |||
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"There there darling boy, the women on here are just too thick to spell no. Ok, they're too busy vomming really but we won't mention that. I love you Why won't you reply to my calls and texts? Did I do something wrong? You said you liked being tied up. I promise I thought you said bums up when I shoved that cumquat up there. Thumbs up sounds so similar. I love you Sorry, just going through a tunnel, I’ll call you back Hello? Hello?
Yea sorry, still in a tunnel.
I mean....
....I’m sorry, the number you have called is not available, please try again later
Ok, I've called your network provider and they said there aren't any problems their end.
If I wasn't so cock sure of myself I'd think you were avoiding me, but we both know that's never gonna happen because I love you waaaaaaaay to much. I forgot to say, I went looking for you at your mum's earlier, she said you'd never mentioned me so I can only assume I got the wrong house
I love you my sweet Prince
You’re right and I’m sorry. I haven’t been completely honest. Listen, I’ve got some people coming to pick you up. They’re dressed in nice white coats. I’ll explain everything once you’re in the back of the van
Huzzah! Where are we going? You know I would go anywhere with you. You are the Frodo to my ring. I soooooo love an adventure!
Its rather odd though, I have the strangest feeling, it's like deja-vu (however the fuck it's spelt) it's sounds just like a dream I had, except once I got in the van I was sedated and I don't remember anymore than that. Coincidence or what? The funniest thing is in my dreamy thing, you weren't even in the van! Like that would ever happen so funny... so so funny.
See you soon my love, my angel, my ..... Oh I see the van you're here already
Quite literally
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"Are you offering cake? Then I’d say yes
I offer nothing but cake. Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong"You’ve never offered me cake - I don’t think...! | |||
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"Wow, such a long thread, did he get some? " He's a little tied up right now.... please try later. He thinks he can trick me with men in white coats! I think not. | |||
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"Are you offering cake? Then I’d say yes
I offer nothing but cake. Maybe that’s where I’m going wrong"You might have a point there... Try offering tea or coffee as well | |||
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"Wow, such a long thread, did he get some? " Fresh cream cake I believe he got some | |||
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"Wow, such a long thread, did he get some? " Of course, jealous bro? | |||
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"Wow, such a long thread, did he get some? He's a little tied up right now.... please try later. He thinks he can trick me with men in white coats! I think not. " I figured out your knots along time ago | |||
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"Wow, such a long thread, did he get some? He's a little tied up right now.... please try later. He thinks he can trick me with men in white coats! I think not. I figured out your knots along time ago "Drat. Foiled again. Insert demonic laugh | |||
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"Wow, such a long thread, did he get some? He's a little tied up right now.... please try later. He thinks he can trick me with men in white coats! I think not. I figured out your knots along time ago
Drat. Foiled again.
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"#pullsupachair Don’t worry I’ve brought my own crisps... continue "And I have cake, it’s like we have our own buffet going! 
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"#pullsupachair Don’t worry I’ve brought my own crisps... continue
And I have cake, it’s like we have our own buffet going!
Also, your status is a great innuendo "Well thank you
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"#pullsupachair Don’t worry I’ve brought my own crisps... continue
And I have cake, it’s like we have our own buffet going!
Also, your status is a great innuendo
Well thank you
cake makes me sick.... crisp? "Let you in on a secret, I don’t have cake, I don’t even like cake. Crisp sounds good. As long as it’s beef monster munch because they’re the greatest crisp ever | |||
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"Wow, such a long thread, did he get some? He's a little tied up right now.... please try later. He thinks he can trick me with men in white coats! I think not. I figured out your knots along time ago
Drat. Foiled again.
Insert demonic laugh
I’m doing a girly giggle while I run down the road"You forgot your clothes... and self respect Come back. Jack.... come back. Jack Jack *whispery shout* Jaaaaaaack | |||
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"#pullsupachair Don’t worry I’ve brought my own crisps... continue
And I have cake, it’s like we have our own buffet going!
Also, your status is a great innuendo
Well thank you
cake makes me sick.... crisp?
Let you in on a secret, I don’t have cake, I don’t even like cake.
Crisp sounds good. As long as it’s beef monster munch because they’re the greatest crisp ever "Pickled Monster Munch You’re pretending to wave cake at these beautiful ladies?!!... this could get messy.... hope you have your trainers on Forest! | |||
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"It's this entitlement thing, - it's strewn across modern society unfortunately "I am entitled! | |||
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"All that time someone spent sending you a rejection? Sounds like you're honoured "too true | |||
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"It's this entitlement thing, - it's strewn across modern society unfortunately
I am entitled!"Entitlement doesn't entitle to Cherry nor cream | |||
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"have you actually ever send a message to someone with a cake picture attached???" I have but it still didn't work ....perhaps it was the fork handles? | |||
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"Pfft That’s all I can say. I take time out of my life to message you and you say no? Disgusting is what it is " Lies! You didn’t message me. | |||
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"who said something about cake??" Judging by your pictures you don't eat an awful lot of cake | |||
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"Pfft That’s all I can say. I take time out of my life to message you and you say no? Disgusting is what it is Lies! You didn’t message me. "Short memory much | |||
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"Pfft That’s all I can say. I take time out of my life to message you and you say no? Disgusting is what it is Lies! You didn’t message me.
Short memory much"Nope. You didn’t, on your new profile!  | |||
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"Pfft That’s all I can say. I take time out of my life to message you and you say no? Disgusting is what it is Lies! You didn’t message me.
Short memory much
Nope. You didn’t, on your new profile! "Because you stopped replying on my old profile | |||
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"Forget about cake! Has anyone had an Oreo milkshake? I can't stop! It's like fucking Heroine to me! " I don't like Oreos (courtesy of the Department for Useless Information). | |||
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"Pfft That’s all I can say. I take time out of my life to message you and you say no? Disgusting is what it is Lies! You didn’t message me.
Short memory much
Nope. You didn’t, on your new profile!
Because you stopped replying on my old profile "Hahaha! that’s entirely possible knowing me! | |||
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"I have the worlds smallest violin I can play for you... "Maybe send a tune with every rejection then it may soften the blow | |||
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"Forget about cake! Has anyone had an Oreo milkshake? I can't stop! It's like fucking Heroine to me! I don't like Oreos (courtesy of the Department for Useless Information)." I didn't say just Oreos, it's the milkshake! ...."I got these cheeseburgers man!" (Film joke) | |||
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