FabSwingers.com forum: The reason you are like you are

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Tongue in cheek thread.

HPC said on the last thread she nearly caught fire on an electric blanket, well that explains alot.

My mum tried to kill me three times. When she was pregnant she gave herself an electric shock, she also had an appendicitis and then when i was in the pram she went to cross the road and a lorry backed into the pram and crushed the pram but luckily the hood was up and i rolled into the hood. Some may say that explains alot

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am a ditsy wOman who says random things at random times. However I have a heart of gold