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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanna fist me"

Love this place no hello Just that..

Funny as. f##k.. Would love the real world to be like this for a day when meeting new people...

People just walking up and saying random rude stuff..

Anyone had more funnier ones

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

""Wanna fist me"

Love this place no hello Just that..

Funny as. f##k.. Would love the real world to be like this for a day when meeting new people...

People just walking up and saying random rude stuff..

Anyone had more funnier ones

Did you say yes ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I had one that asked if I had smelly feet as he wanted to lick them clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just the usual FAF ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Wanna fist me"

Love this place no hello Just that..

Funny as. f##k.. Would love the real world to be like this for a day when meeting new people...

People just walking up and saying random rude stuff..

Anyone had more funnier ones

Did you say yes ?

Shoulder deep lol

Left.him hanging unanswered

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Most recent was

" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

'You need to be bred.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my favourite ever was 'i wan fack u i give you£5 you dont mind'..

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

""Wanna fist me"

Love this place no hello Just that..

Funny as. f##k.. Would love the real world to be like this for a day when meeting new people...

People just walking up and saying random rude stuff..

Anyone had more funnier ones

Did you say yes ?

Shoulder deep lol

Left.him hanging unanswered"

need some long rubber gloves for that and perhaps some of the scrubs vets use when calfing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most recent was

" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked " "

Shit hold the calls im off...

Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"'You need to be bred.'"

I had that a couple of days ago. Prob the same guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'You need to be bred.'"

Should said white or brown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Wanna fist me"

Love this place no hello Just that..

Funny as. f##k.. Would love the real world to be like this for a day when meeting new people...

People just walking up and saying random rude stuff..

Anyone had more funnier ones

Did you say yes ?

Shoulder deep lol

Left.him hanging unanswered

need some long rubber gloves for that and perhaps some of the scrubs vets use when calfing

Id be in a bio suit zipped.up

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Most recent was

" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "

Shit hold the calls im off...

Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where"

I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most recent was

" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "

Shit hold the calls im off...

Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where

I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a

Bet his truck was full steam ahead horn a blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a weird one the other day, a guy asked what I would do if I was giving someone a bj and as he finished, the man shrunk and I accidentally sucked him in my mouth..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most recent was

" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "

Shit hold the calls im off...

Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where

I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a

This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got a weird one the other day, a guy asked what I would do if I was giving someone a bj and as he finished, the man shrunk and I accidentally sucked him in my mouth..

Wow... Just wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my favourite ever was 'i wan fack u i give you£5 you dont mind'..

And some kebab prob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked if I'd let him eat my poo. I replied no, as he'd not said hi first. Some people have no manners

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Most recent was

" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "

Shit hold the calls im off...

Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where

I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a

This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha "

2 for £1 atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my favourite ever was 'i wan fack u i give you£5 you dont mind'..

Lol that's funny in a way, kinda cute too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy asked if I'd let him eat my poo. I replied no, as he'd not said hi first. Some people have no manners

That real world... The list awaits him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most recent was

" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "

Shit hold the calls im off...

Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where

I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a

This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha

2 for £1 atm

Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Most recent was

" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "

Shit hold the calls im off...

Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where

I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a

This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha

2 for £1 atm

Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha"

Oohh get a 5 box as they're better value

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite was

' does your face match your tits'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most recent was

" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "

Shit hold the calls im off...

Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where

I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a

This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha

2 for £1 atm

Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha

Oohh get a 5 box as they're better value

we'll go halves and split the 5th

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most recent was

" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "

Shit hold the calls im off...

Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where

I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a

This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha

2 for £1 atm

Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha

Oohh get a 5 box as they're better value

With a 135 pics you must have gone to the cash n carry..

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Most recent was

" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "

Shit hold the calls im off...

Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where

I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a

This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha

2 for £1 atm

Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha

Oohh get a 5 box as they're better value

With a 135 pics you must have gone to the cash n carry..

What can I say, I'm partial to a bit of chocolate

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Someone wanted me to watch him shave his cock on cam and then when he came in a glass to watch him drink that. He called me Miss, I hate that.

I told him although I wasn't interested it did look like he needed to tidy himself up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most recent was

" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "

Shit hold the calls im off...

Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where

I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a

This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha

2 for £1 atm

Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha

Oohh get a 5 box as they're better value

With a 135 pics you must have gone to the cash n carry..

What can I say, I'm partial to a bit of chocolate

Well... Can see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most recent was

" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "

Shit hold the calls im off...

Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where

I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a

This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha

2 for £1 atm

Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha

Oohh get a 5 box as they're better value

With a 135 pics you must have gone to the cash n carry..

What can I say, I'm partial to a bit of chocolate

Well... Can see that

You've started my favourite thread of the night we'll done mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone wanted me to watch him shave his cock on cam and then when he came in a glass to watch him drink that. He called me Miss, I hate that.

I told him although I wasn't interested it did look like he needed to tidy himself up

Great way to relax after a busy day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most recent was

" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "

Shit hold the calls im off...

Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where

I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a

This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha

2 for £1 atm

Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha

Oohh get a 5 box as they're better value

With a 135 pics you must have gone to the cash n carry..

What can I say, I'm partial to a bit of chocolate

Like what I see in the pu pic photos, wouldn't mind a look at the friend ones

nudge nudge haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Wanna fist me"

Love this place no hello Just that..

Funny as. f##k.. Would love the real world to be like this for a day when meeting new people...

People just walking up and saying random rude stuff..

Anyone had more funnier ones

Did you say yes ?

Shoulder deep lol

Left.him hanging unanswered

need some long rubber gloves for that and perhaps some of the scrubs vets use when calfing

Id be in a bio suit zipped.up"

I've had to wear one of those, there is nothing getting through that

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I got a weird one the other day, a guy asked what I would do if I was giving someone a bj and as he finished, the man shrunk and I accidentally sucked him in my mouth..

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hahaaaaa brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had one that asked if I had smelly feet as he wanted to lick them clean.

each to their own lol

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I got asked on single profile if I'd have a 3sum with a man and his dog

when i said not my thing ta,he said people on here were prude! . I reported it.

On this profile a couple, miles away,asked if I miss,would indulge in topless jelly play with the female ,whilst the men could watch.

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