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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Disco dancing? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about absolutely anything you flipping like. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome, and not just on Saturdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It’s almost 10.30pm bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim bob. I'm just chilling watching scary movies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s almost 10.30pm bedtime "

BrightonSteve you're the first poster. And you've put a smile on my face. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I trust you're well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, hope you've had a good day? Working here, last night shift before rest days though

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Evening jim. Busy 1 for me tonight shame I can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim bob. I'm just chilling watching scary movies. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tele. Have you got the willies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrm Jim wheres the trifle?

I want it, I need it, I should have it!

Give it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim

Your a trifle early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim bob. I'm just chilling watching scary movies.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tele. Have you got the willies?"

I certainly have, gonna put every light on when going to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finished work at 7:30, sat at the end of the bar sipping coffee and watching what's going on xx

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Hi Jim, evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, hope you've had a good day? Working here, last night shift before rest days though "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nerdy. I've had a very lazy day. And Shrewsbury Town won. Not a bad day. Just one more to go, and you're done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrrm Jim wheres the trifle?

I want it, I need it, I should have it!

Give it to me "

There's trifle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim, I’m just getting into bed for an early night. But if you’ve any trifle going I’ll have some x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jim. Busy 1 for me tonight shame I can't be arsed "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bladey. Come on! You can do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Errrrm Jim wheres the trifle?

I want it, I need it, I should have it!

Give it to me "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Poca. That's the power of advertising. Trifle is available in some good and average shops.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Your a trifle early"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mistress. If anything I was a trifle late.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finished work at 7:30, sat at the end of the bar sipping coffee and watching what's going on xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Landlord. Enjoy your coffee and people watching. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First tea and now trifle!? Jeeeeeez. Both suck. Hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Your a trifle early

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mistress. If anything I was a trifle latte."

I like my coffee but ffs jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim bob. I'm just chilling watching scary movies.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tele. Have you got the willies?

I certainly have, gonna put every light on when going to bed. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim, evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Special Agent Minxy 777. *Salutes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeevening Jim - wotcha fabsters

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Errrrm Jim wheres the trifle?

I want it, I need it, I should have it!

Give it to me

There's trifle? "

Yes, in shops.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Jethro

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Mmmmmmm trifle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, I’m just getting into bed for an early night. But if you’ve any trifle going I’ll have some x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Angie. An early night sounds good. I don't have any trifle. Trifle's advertising campaign is going great, so many people want it. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First tea and now trifle!? Jeeeeeez. Both suck. Hard. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue. How do you do? You're entitled to your opinion. I can't discuss the sponsor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Your a trifle early

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mistress. If anything I was a trifle latte.

I like my coffee but ffs jim "

I don't know what you bean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First tea and now trifle!? Jeeeeeez. Both suck. Hard.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue. How do you do? You're entitled to your opinion. I can't discuss the sponsor."

It’s just the sponge fingers y’know!? They’re weird.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Is there cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x"

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeevening Jim - wotcha fabsters "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bear. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trifle over here please, I need a cheering up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim et al

hope you all had a productive day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. It's always to see your peach. Up yer bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmmmmmm trifle "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Booby. You want it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jethro

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. It's always to see your peach. Up yer bum. "

Be gentle tho dear, I'm a little sore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eeeevening Jim - wotcha fabsters

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bear. Smileyface"

Eeeee’s are good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First tea and now trifle!? Jeeeeeez. Both suck. Hard.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blue. How do you do? You're entitled to your opinion. I can't discuss the sponsor.

It’s just the sponge fingers y’know!? They’re weird. "

I like to eat them, raw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there cake? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Woody. I expect someone has some cake, bound to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trifle over here please, I need a cheering up "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Helper. Welcome, welcome to the late late nocturnal ©™ sponsored by trifle. Unfortunately I don't have any trifle myself. You can however get some trifle from shops. Is there anything else I can do to cheer you up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waving my flaccid penis to you Erect Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim et al

hope you all had a productive day "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sassy. I had a spectacularly unproductive day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. It's always to see your peach. Up yer bum.

Be gentle tho dear, I'm a little sore "

I'll be whatever you want me to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waving my flaccid penis to you Erect Jim "

Windmill it real good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim et al

hope you all had a productive day

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sassy. I had a spectacularly unproductive day. "

blinding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeevening Jim - wotcha fabsters

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bear. Smileyface

Eeeee’s are good "

*In the style of Fonzie, eeeeeee*

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Is there cake?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Woody. I expect someone has some cake, bound to."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waving my flaccid penis to you Erect Jim "

I'm helicoptering back at you with great enthusiasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waving my flaccid penis to you Erect Jim

I'm helicoptering back at you with great enthusiasm."

Stop it I am getting a lob on !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waving my flaccid penis to you Erect Jim

Windmill it real good "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d0ZljYnObOI

Windmills of your mind - Dusty Springfield - YouTube

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jethro

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. It's always to see your peach. Up yer bum.

Be gentle tho dear, I'm a little sore

I'll be whatever you want me to be. "

Can you be a bosom for a pillow? I'm exceedingly tired and achy and want nothing more than to rest my head on flesh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waving my flaccid penis to you Erect Jim

I'm helicoptering back at you with great enthusiasm.

Stop it I am getting a lob on ! "

, I mean ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trifle over here please, I need a cheering up

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Helper. Welcome, welcome to the late late nocturnal ©™ sponsored by trifle. Unfortunately I don't have any trifle myself. You can however get some trifle from shops. Is there anything else I can do to cheer you up?"

Maybe do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight get down tonight? ( Not with me of course) it's just the first thing that came into my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. It's always to see your peach. Up yer bum.

Be gentle tho dear, I'm a little sore

I'll be whatever you want me to be.

Can you be a bosom for a pillow? I'm exceedingly tired and achy and want nothing more than to rest my head on flesh "

Lay your head on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim

Your a trifle early

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mistress. If anything I was a trifle latte.

I like my coffee but ffs jim

I don't know what you bean."

Probably the jelly in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho-la!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trifle over here please, I need a cheering up

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Helper. Welcome, welcome to the late late nocturnal ©™ sponsored by trifle. Unfortunately I don't have any trifle myself. You can however get some trifle from shops. Is there anything else I can do to cheer you up?

Maybe do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight get down tonight? ( Not with me of course) it's just the first thing that came into my head "

I'm already helicoptering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ho-la! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bold and beautiful.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

Regarding Trifle, is that the product or the posters contributions on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A quick capitalist message from the sponsor.

Trifle, because other puddings are just shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x"

Excellent score for Shrewsbury! *offers a high five mitt*

My day's been all over the show. I usually work every Saturday and had a rare, almost, full day off today which started with some gratification of my own it then progressed into a rather non productive day despite all my good intentions.

I've finally settled on watching D*unk History this evening x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Regarding Trifle, is that the product or the posters contributions on here? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. Some of the posters are flipping fruity. I know that much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trifle over here please, I need a cheering up

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Helper. Welcome, welcome to the late late nocturnal ©™ sponsored by trifle. Unfortunately I don't have any trifle myself. You can however get some trifle from shops. Is there anything else I can do to cheer you up?

Maybe do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight get down tonight? ( Not with me of course) it's just the first thing that came into my head

I'm already helicoptering."

Then I'll be the stabalising blade at the back, wouldn't want you spinning uncontrollably in one spot, could be a health and safety nightmare

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Regarding Trifle, is that the product or the posters contributions on here?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. Some of the posters are flipping fruity. I know that much."

Or even possibly Nuts perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x

Excellent score for Shrewsbury! *offers a high five mitt*

My day's been all over the show. I usually work every Saturday and had a rare, almost, full day off today which started with some gratification of my own it then progressed into a rather non productive day despite all my good intentions.

I've finally settled on watching D*unk History this evening x"

All I can say is, phwoaarrr. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trifle over here please, I need a cheering up

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Helper. Welcome, welcome to the late late nocturnal ©™ sponsored by trifle. Unfortunately I don't have any trifle myself. You can however get some trifle from shops. Is there anything else I can do to cheer you up?

Maybe do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight get down tonight? ( Not with me of course) it's just the first thing that came into my head

I'm already helicoptering.

Then I'll be the stabalising blade at the back, wouldn't want you spinning uncontrollably in one spot, could be a health and safety nightmare"

Thank you, you really are a helper. You're a credit to Huddersfield.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trifle over here please, I need a cheering up

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Helper. Welcome, welcome to the late late nocturnal ©™ sponsored by trifle. Unfortunately I don't have any trifle myself. You can however get some trifle from shops. Is there anything else I can do to cheer you up?

Maybe do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight get down tonight? ( Not with me of course) it's just the first thing that came into my head

I'm already helicoptering.

Then I'll be the stabalising blade at the back, wouldn't want you spinning uncontrollably in one spot, could be a health and safety nightmare

Thank you, you really are a helper. You're a credit to Huddersfield."

Please don't thank me you're embarrassing me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Regarding Trifle, is that the product or the posters contributions on here?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. Some of the posters are flipping fruity. I know that much.

Or even possibly Nuts perhaps? "

I couldn't possibly say.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Regarding Trifle, is that the product or the posters contributions on here?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. Some of the posters are flipping fruity. I know that much.

Or even possibly Nuts perhaps?

I couldn't possibly say."

Diplomacy rules ok!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trifle over here please, I need a cheering up

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Helper. Welcome, welcome to the late late nocturnal ©™ sponsored by trifle. Unfortunately I don't have any trifle myself. You can however get some trifle from shops. Is there anything else I can do to cheer you up?

Maybe do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight get down tonight? ( Not with me of course) it's just the first thing that came into my head

I'm already helicoptering.

Then I'll be the stabalising blade at the back, wouldn't want you spinning uncontrollably in one spot, could be a health and safety nightmare

Thank you, you really are a helper. You're a credit to Huddersfield.

Please don't thank me you're embarrassing me "

And modest. You're my kind of man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Regarding Trifle, is that the product or the posters contributions on here?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gen. Some of the posters are flipping fruity. I know that much.

Or even possibly Nuts perhaps?

I couldn't possibly say.

Diplomacy rules ok! "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim and all the other fruity people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x

Excellent score for Shrewsbury! *offers a high five mitt*

My day's been all over the show. I usually work every Saturday and had a rare, almost, full day off today which started with some gratification of my own it then progressed into a rather non productive day despite all my good intentions.

I've finally settled on watching D*unk History this evening x

All I can say is, phwoaarrr. x"

I'm sure your linguistics stretch further than that Jimmy Choo!

I'm going to make some coffee... did you know Ryan Gosling has done a D*unk History , as one of the actors, not the pissed up story teller! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and all the other fruity people "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim and all the other fruity people

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ho-la!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bold and beautiful. "

How are you? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x

Excellent score for Shrewsbury! *offers a high five mitt*

My day's been all over the show. I usually work every Saturday and had a rare, almost, full day off today which started with some gratification of my own it then progressed into a rather non productive day despite all my good intentions.

I've finally settled on watching D*unk History this evening x

All I can say is, phwoaarrr. x

I'm sure your linguistics stretch further than that Jimmy Choo!

I'm going to make some coffee... did you know Ryan Gosling has done a D*unk History , as one of the actors, not the pissed up story teller! X "

You think so?! We all have d*unk history. But I didn't know about Ryan Gosling's. x

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Hey Jim. Another win? Whoop whoop. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ho-la!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bold and beautiful.

How are you? x"

I'm just peachy. Some company would be good, but I'm peachy. How are you? x

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over a year ago


"Hey Jim. Another win? Whoop whoop. Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. Another win? You know we had another win! Yeah! *Puts tablet down, and punches the air* x

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over a year ago


"Ho-la!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bold and beautiful.

How are you? x

I'm just peachy. Some company would be good, but I'm peachy. How are you? x"

Shame you don’t live around the corner.

I’m brilliant, thanks. Wee bit horny!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Hey Jim. Another win? Whoop whoop. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. Another win? You know we had another win! Yeah! *Puts tablet down, and punches the air* x"

I'm punching too lovely.

Who's you BTW?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ho-la!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bold and beautiful.

How are you? x

I'm just peachy. Some company would be good, but I'm peachy. How are you? x

Shame you don’t live around the corner.

I’m brilliant, thanks. Wee bit horny! "

I know. Me too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim. Another win? Whoop whoop. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. Another win? You know we had another win! Yeah! *Puts tablet down, and punches the air* x

I'm punching too lovely.

Who's you BTW? "

You're you!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Hey Jim. Another win? Whoop whoop. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. Another win? You know we had another win! Yeah! *Puts tablet down, and punches the air* x

I'm punching too lovely.

Who's you BTW?

You're you!"

I'm confused Jim. (Not hard as the wine is kicking in).

I think its time to leave this thread on a high.

Love you all. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim. Another win? Whoop whoop. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. Another win? You know we had another win! Yeah! *Puts tablet down, and punches the air* x

I'm punching too lovely.

Who's you BTW?

You're you!

I'm confused Jim. (Not hard as the wine is kicking in).

I think its time to leave this thread on a high.

Love you all. Xx"

x

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Hey Jim. Another win? Whoop whoop. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. Another win? You know we had another win! Yeah! *Puts tablet down, and punches the air* x

I'm punching too lovely.

Who's you BTW?

You're you!

I'm confused Jim. (Not hard as the wine is kicking in).

I think its time to leave this thread on a high.

Love you all. Xx

x"

Na night you sexy bugger. . Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim. Another win? Whoop whoop. Xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Legs. Another win? You know we had another win! Yeah! *Puts tablet down, and punches the air* x

I'm punching too lovely.

Who's you BTW?

You're you!

I'm confused Jim. (Not hard as the wine is kicking in).

I think its time to leave this thread on a high.

Love you all. Xx

x

Na night you sexy bugger. . Xx"

Na night, Legs. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x

Excellent score for Shrewsbury! *offers a high five mitt*

My day's been all over the show. I usually work every Saturday and had a rare, almost, full day off today which started with some gratification of my own it then progressed into a rather non productive day despite all my good intentions.

I've finally settled on watching D*unk History this evening x

All I can say is, phwoaarrr. x

I'm sure your linguistics stretch further than that Jimmy Choo!

I'm going to make some coffee... did you know Ryan Gosling has done a D*unk History , as one of the actors, not the pissed up story teller! X

You think so?! We all have d*unk history. But I didn't know about Ryan Gosling's. x"

Well now you do!

I want to keep watching it but I'm getting distracted x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the final midnight hour (don't be frightened Courtney) of winter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x

Excellent score for Shrewsbury! *offers a high five mitt*

My day's been all over the show. I usually work every Saturday and had a rare, almost, full day off today which started with some gratification of my own it then progressed into a rather non productive day despite all my good intentions.

I've finally settled on watching D*unk History this evening x

All I can say is, phwoaarrr. x

I'm sure your linguistics stretch further than that Jimmy Choo!

I'm going to make some coffee... did you know Ryan Gosling has done a D*unk History , as one of the actors, not the pissed up story teller! X

You think so?! We all have d*unk history. But I didn't know about Ryan Gosling's. x

Well now you do!

I want to keep watching it but I'm getting distracted x"

Is it on live telly? And what on earth is distracting you? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right. I'm home from me night out. I'm a bit d*unk n all. What's occurring Jim a ling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right. I'm home from me night out. I'm a bit d*unk n all. What's occurring Jim a ling?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brain. Brightonsteve is back. Tele has willies. Angie had an early night. I helicoptered at the fabulous bearded one. Shrewsbury Town won. Helper has been helpful. That's some of what has been going on.

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over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x

Excellent score for Shrewsbury! *offers a high five mitt*

My day's been all over the show. I usually work every Saturday and had a rare, almost, full day off today which started with some gratification of my own it then progressed into a rather non productive day despite all my good intentions.

I've finally settled on watching D*unk History this evening x

All I can say is, phwoaarrr. x

I'm sure your linguistics stretch further than that Jimmy Choo!

I'm going to make some coffee... did you know Ryan Gosling has done a D*unk History , as one of the actors, not the pissed up story teller! X

You think so?! We all have d*unk history. But I didn't know about Ryan Gosling's. x

Well now you do!

I want to keep watching it but I'm getting distracted x

Is it on live telly? And what on earth is distracting you? x"

No it's on Amazon. The distraction in question is having a super king sized bed all to myself this evening ! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x

Excellent score for Shrewsbury! *offers a high five mitt*

My day's been all over the show. I usually work every Saturday and had a rare, almost, full day off today which started with some gratification of my own it then progressed into a rather non productive day despite all my good intentions.

I've finally settled on watching D*unk History this evening x

All I can say is, phwoaarrr. x

I'm sure your linguistics stretch further than that Jimmy Choo!

I'm going to make some coffee... did you know Ryan Gosling has done a D*unk History , as one of the actors, not the pissed up story teller! X

You think so?! We all have d*unk history. But I didn't know about Ryan Gosling's. x

Well now you do!

I want to keep watching it but I'm getting distracted x

Is it on live telly? And what on earth is distracting you? x

No it's on Amazon. The distraction in question is having a super king sized bed all to myself this evening ! X"

Ah. You in a super king size bed is a distraction. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x

Excellent score for Shrewsbury! *offers a high five mitt*

My day's been all over the show. I usually work every Saturday and had a rare, almost, full day off today which started with some gratification of my own it then progressed into a rather non productive day despite all my good intentions.

I've finally settled on watching D*unk History this evening x

All I can say is, phwoaarrr. x

I'm sure your linguistics stretch further than that Jimmy Choo!

I'm going to make some coffee... did you know Ryan Gosling has done a D*unk History , as one of the actors, not the pissed up story teller! X

You think so?! We all have d*unk history. But I didn't know about Ryan Gosling's. x

Well now you do!

I want to keep watching it but I'm getting distracted x

Is it on live telly? And what on earth is distracting you? x

No it's on Amazon. The distraction in question is having a super king sized bed all to myself this evening ! X

Ah. You in a super king size bed is a distraction. x"

*pats super king size bed and wiggles eyebrows* x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Another quick message from our sponsors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x

Excellent score for Shrewsbury! *offers a high five mitt*

My day's been all over the show. I usually work every Saturday and had a rare, almost, full day off today which started with some gratification of my own it then progressed into a rather non productive day despite all my good intentions.

I've finally settled on watching D*unk History this evening x

All I can say is, phwoaarrr. x

I'm sure your linguistics stretch further than that Jimmy Choo!

I'm going to make some coffee... did you know Ryan Gosling has done a D*unk History , as one of the actors, not the pissed up story teller! X

You think so?! We all have d*unk history. But I didn't know about Ryan Gosling's. x

Well now you do!

I want to keep watching it but I'm getting distracted x

Is it on live telly? And what on earth is distracting you? x

No it's on Amazon. The distraction in question is having a super king sized bed all to myself this evening ! X

Ah. You in a super king size bed is a distraction. x

*pats super king size bed and wiggles eyebrows* x"

So very distracting. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x

Excellent score for Shrewsbury! *offers a high five mitt*

My day's been all over the show. I usually work every Saturday and had a rare, almost, full day off today which started with some gratification of my own it then progressed into a rather non productive day despite all my good intentions.

I've finally settled on watching D*unk History this evening x

All I can say is, phwoaarrr. x

I'm sure your linguistics stretch further than that Jimmy Choo!

I'm going to make some coffee... did you know Ryan Gosling has done a D*unk History , as one of the actors, not the pissed up story teller! X

You think so?! We all have d*unk history. But I didn't know about Ryan Gosling's. x

Well now you do!

I want to keep watching it but I'm getting distracted x

Is it on live telly? And what on earth is distracting you? x

No it's on Amazon. The distraction in question is having a super king sized bed all to myself this evening ! X

Ah. You in a super king size bed is a distraction. x

*pats super king size bed and wiggles eyebrows* x

So very distracting. x"

8 episodes! Gone in a flash and I'll need to rewatch half of them

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's 2am, doesn't time fly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x

Excellent score for Shrewsbury! *offers a high five mitt*

My day's been all over the show. I usually work every Saturday and had a rare, almost, full day off today which started with some gratification of my own it then progressed into a rather non productive day despite all my good intentions.

I've finally settled on watching D*unk History this evening x

All I can say is, phwoaarrr. x

I'm sure your linguistics stretch further than that Jimmy Choo!

I'm going to make some coffee... did you know Ryan Gosling has done a D*unk History , as one of the actors, not the pissed up story teller! X

You think so?! We all have d*unk history. But I didn't know about Ryan Gosling's. x

Well now you do!

I want to keep watching it but I'm getting distracted x

Is it on live telly? And what on earth is distracting you? x

No it's on Amazon. The distraction in question is having a super king sized bed all to myself this evening ! X

Ah. You in a super king size bed is a distraction. x

*pats super king size bed and wiggles eyebrows* x

So very distracting. x

8 episodes! Gone in a flash and I'll need to rewatch half of them

X"

I'm sure Ryan will be happy to repeat. x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's 2am, doesn't time fly."

Just what I was thinking Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x

Excellent score for Shrewsbury! *offers a high five mitt*

My day's been all over the show. I usually work every Saturday and had a rare, almost, full day off today which started with some gratification of my own it then progressed into a rather non productive day despite all my good intentions.

I've finally settled on watching D*unk History this evening x

All I can say is, phwoaarrr. x

I'm sure your linguistics stretch further than that Jimmy Choo!

I'm going to make some coffee... did you know Ryan Gosling has done a D*unk History , as one of the actors, not the pissed up story teller! X

You think so?! We all have d*unk history. But I didn't know about Ryan Gosling's. x

Well now you do!

I want to keep watching it but I'm getting distracted x

Is it on live telly? And what on earth is distracting you? x

No it's on Amazon. The distraction in question is having a super king sized bed all to myself this evening ! X

Ah. You in a super king size bed is a distraction. x

*pats super king size bed and wiggles eyebrows* x

So very distracting. x

8 episodes! Gone in a flash and I'll need to rewatch half of them

X

I'm sure Ryan will be happy to repeat. x"

I can only apologise for taking 2 hours to reply. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning-Back from a steamy salsa night of fun... wide awake eating cheese on toast in bed!!! God !!I feel blessed .....

Op - munching on anything??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's 2am, doesn't time fly.

Just what I was thinking Jim "

It's all the fun we're having.

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over a year ago


"Morning-Back from a steamy salsa night of fun... wide awake eating cheese on toast in bed!!! God !!I feel blessed .....

Op - munching on anything??"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wet, Welcome back. I'm going to have a chicken sandwich.

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By *aptain BangalotMan
over a year ago

SW London

I was in a pub, sitting beside the card payment machine, trying to get PIN numbers as people paid for their drinks. It irritated a lot of people but they still put their numbers in. As I got more d*unk I forgot them all. Anyway, no one helped me steal their cards. Spoilsports.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening everyone

Evening Jim, covered in trifle. Hope you enjoyed your nocturnal self gratification earlier!

Gosh, what a day it's been. How was the footy? Mr ABC is absent this evening so I'm trawling through the usual tv choices and will inevitably end up watching the usual x

Holy mitt, it's ABC. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. I enjoyed last night's nocturnal, it was a good one. Shrewsbury Town beat Wimbledon by a goal to nil, yeah! x

Excellent score for Shrewsbury! *offers a high five mitt*

My day's been all over the show. I usually work every Saturday and had a rare, almost, full day off today which started with some gratification of my own it then progressed into a rather non productive day despite all my good intentions.

I've finally settled on watching D*unk History this evening x

All I can say is, phwoaarrr. x

I'm sure your linguistics stretch further than that Jimmy Choo!

I'm going to make some coffee... did you know Ryan Gosling has done a D*unk History , as one of the actors, not the pissed up story teller! X

You think so?! We all have d*unk history. But I didn't know about Ryan Gosling's. x

Well now you do!

I want to keep watching it but I'm getting distracted x

Is it on live telly? And what on earth is distracting you? x

No it's on Amazon. The distraction in question is having a super king sized bed all to myself this evening ! X

Ah. You in a super king size bed is a distraction. x

*pats super king size bed and wiggles eyebrows* x

So very distracting. x

8 episodes! Gone in a flash and I'll need to rewatch half of them

X

I'm sure Ryan will be happy to repeat. x

I can only apologise for taking 2 hours to reply. x"

I didn't like to say good job I had Ryan to keep my spirits up while I was left hanging x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning-Back from a steamy salsa night of fun... wide awake eating cheese on toast in bed!!! God !!I feel blessed .....

Op - munching on anything??

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wet, Welcome back. I'm going to have a chicken sandwich."

Thank you kind sir.... I did consider the bacon butty.... kind of decided that it can wait until the real morning.... !! Chicken ehhhh... impressive... brown or white?

Mustard/ mayo or coleslaw??

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over a year ago


"I was in a pub, sitting beside the card payment machine, trying to get PIN numbers as people paid for their drinks. It irritated a lot of people but they still put their numbers in. As I got more d*unk I forgot them all. Anyway, no one helped me steal their cards. Spoilsports. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, HotVelvet. You scamp, we'll have to keep an eye on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right. I'm home from me night out. I'm a bit d*unk n all. What's occurring Jim a ling?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brain. Brightonsteve is back. Tele has willies. Angie had an early night. I helicoptered at the fabulous bearded one. Shrewsbury Town won. Helper has been helpful. That's some of what has been going on."

I noticed Diamondsmiles posting; I haven't seen BrightonSteve yet. Did they elope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's 2am, doesn't time fly."

It certainly does. I went out at 3pm yesterday and feels like that was only an hour ago.

Have the clocks gone forward yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning-Back from a steamy salsa night of fun... wide awake eating cheese on toast in bed!!! God !!I feel blessed .....

Op - munching on anything??

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wet, Welcome back. I'm going to have a chicken sandwich.

Thank you kind sir.... I did consider the bacon butty.... kind of decided that it can wait until the real morning.... !! Chicken ehhhh... impressive... brown or white?

Mustard/ mayo or coleslaw??"

That's a good call on the bacon butty patience. I like the cut of your jib. Mayo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right. I'm home from me night out. I'm a bit d*unk n all. What's occurring Jim a ling?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brain. Brightonsteve is back. Tele has willies. Angie had an early night. I helicoptered at the fabulous bearded one. Shrewsbury Town won. Helper has been helpful. That's some of what has been going on.

I noticed Diamondsmiles posting; I haven't seen BrightonSteve yet. Did they elope?"

I don't know. I'm the last person to ask for forum gossip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right. I'm home from me night out. I'm a bit d*unk n all. What's occurring Jim a ling?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brain. Brightonsteve is back. Tele has willies. Angie had an early night. I helicoptered at the fabulous bearded one. Shrewsbury Town won. Helper has been helpful. That's some of what has been going on.

I noticed Diamondsmiles posting; I haven't seen BrightonSteve yet. Did they elope?

I don't know. I'm the last person to ask for forum gossip."

I'm going to pretend to myself that they did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's 2am, doesn't time fly.

It certainly does. I went out at 3pm yesterday and feels like that was only an hour ago.

Have the clocks gone forward yet?"

Welcome to British summertime. Not European summertime, good old fashioned British summertime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's 2am, doesn't time fly.

It certainly does. I went out at 3pm yesterday and feels like that was only an hour ago.

Have the clocks gone forward yet?

Welcome to British summertime. Not European summertime, good old fashioned British summertime."

It’s cursed- I took my thermals off tonight.... snow pending....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's 2am, doesn't time fly.

It certainly does. I went out at 3pm yesterday and feels like that was only an hour ago.

Have the clocks gone forward yet?

Welcome to British summertime. Not European summertime, good old fashioned British summertime.

It’s cursed- I took my thermals off tonight.... snow pending...."

Just imagining you removing your thermal underwear. Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's 2am, doesn't time fly.

It certainly does. I went out at 3pm yesterday and feels like that was only an hour ago.

Have the clocks gone forward yet?

Welcome to British summertime. Not European summertime, good old fashioned British summertime.

It’s cursed- I took my thermals off tonight.... snow pending....

Just imagining you removing your thermal underwear. Nice."

Day gear- involves steel toecaps ( now your excited)!!! Go on tell me it’s made your lions alive!!!????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's 2am, doesn't time fly.

It certainly does. I went out at 3pm yesterday and feels like that was only an hour ago.

Have the clocks gone forward yet?

Welcome to British summertime. Not European summertime, good old fashioned British summertime."

That means rain then.

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over a year ago


"It's 2am, doesn't time fly.

It certainly does. I went out at 3pm yesterday and feels like that was only an hour ago.

Have the clocks gone forward yet?

Welcome to British summertime. Not European summertime, good old fashioned British summertime.

It’s cursed- I took my thermals off tonight.... snow pending....

Just imagining you removing your thermal underwear. Nice.

Day gear- involves steel toecaps ( now your excited)!!! Go on tell me it’s made your lions alive!!!????"

Rawrr! Rawrr!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's 2am, doesn't time fly.

It certainly does. I went out at 3pm yesterday and feels like that was only an hour ago.

Have the clocks gone forward yet?

Welcome to British summertime. Not European summertime, good old fashioned British summertime.

That means rain then. "

Snow joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a night out. Now relaxing before bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's 2am, doesn't time fly.

It certainly does. I went out at 3pm yesterday and feels like that was only an hour ago.

Have the clocks gone forward yet?

Welcome to British summertime. Not European summertime, good old fashioned British summertime.

It’s cursed- I took my thermals off tonight.... snow pending....

Just imagining you removing your thermal underwear. Nice.

Day gear- involves steel toecaps ( now your excited)!!! Go on tell me it’s made your lions alive!!!????

Rawrr! Rawrr!"

I’d swallow that protein... if you wish to keep up Sir....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just had a night out. Now relaxing before bed. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cambs. Happy Sunday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's 2am, doesn't time fly.

It certainly does. I went out at 3pm yesterday and feels like that was only an hour ago.

Have the clocks gone forward yet?

Welcome to British summertime. Not European summertime, good old fashioned British summertime.

It’s cursed- I took my thermals off tonight.... snow pending....

Just imagining you removing your thermal underwear. Nice.

Day gear- involves steel toecaps ( now your excited)!!! Go on tell me it’s made your lions alive!!!????

Rawrr! Rawrr!

I’d swallow that protein... if you wish to keep up Sir...."

I'll go eat now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's 2am, doesn't time fly.

It certainly does. I went out at 3pm yesterday and feels like that was only an hour ago.

Have the clocks gone forward yet?

Welcome to British summertime. Not European summertime, good old fashioned British summertime.

It’s cursed- I took my thermals off tonight.... snow pending....

Just imagining you removing your thermal underwear. Nice.

Day gear- involves steel toecaps ( now your excited)!!! Go on tell me it’s made your lions alive!!!????

Rawrr! Rawrr!

I’d swallow that protein... if you wish to keep up Sir....

I'll go eat now."

Shuteye for me... I’ll see you in the morning- for the “ best bacon butty today “thread ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a bacon sandwich now.

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By *reckledbumWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Bacon,egg & mushrooms please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's 2am, doesn't time fly.

It certainly does. I went out at 3pm yesterday and feels like that was only an hour ago.

Have the clocks gone forward yet?

Welcome to British summertime. Not European summertime, good old fashioned British summertime.

It’s cursed- I took my thermals off tonight.... snow pending....

Just imagining you removing your thermal underwear. Nice.

Day gear- involves steel toecaps ( now your excited)!!! Go on tell me it’s made your lions alive!!!????

Rawrr! Rawrr!

I’d swallow that protein... if you wish to keep up Sir....

I'll go eat now.

Shuteye for me... I’ll see you in the morning- for the “ best bacon butty today “thread ????"

I'd like to see you in the morning. Sweet dreams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a bacon sandwich now. "

It's all Wet's fault.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bacon,egg & mushrooms please "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kink. This is The late late nocturnal thread ©™ sponsored by trifle, not a greasy spoon. You might find a greasy spoon on playD8's thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fwwwwwwweeennddd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fwwwwwwweeennddd "

Ooooooh, fwend. You're up late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fwwwwwwweeennddd

Ooooooh, fwend. You're up late."

Rudely awoken by various painful body parts.

How’d the shrews go on pal?

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over a year ago


"Fwwwwwwweeennddd

Ooooooh, fwend. You're up late.

Rudely awoken by various painful body parts.

How’d the shrews go on pal?"

You're still up, I went for a perv. Shrewsbury beat Wimbledon 1-0. They we're tipped for relegation, they're top of league. Did Wasps play yesterday?

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over a year ago


"Fwwwwwwweeennddd

Ooooooh, fwend. You're up late.

Rudely awoken by various painful body parts.

How’d the shrews go on pal?

You're still up, I went for a perv. Shrewsbury beat Wimbledon 1-0. They we're tipped for relegation, they're top of league. Did Wasps play yesterday?"

Excellent, I actually watched most of the midweek game you played last week on the television box, go shrews !

The mighty wasps are away at the tigers of Leicester today, it’ll be tough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fwwwwwwweeennddd

Ooooooh, fwend. You're up late.

Rudely awoken by various painful body parts.

How’d the shrews go on pal?

You're still up, I went for a perv. Shrewsbury beat Wimbledon 1-0. They we're tipped for relegation, they're top of league. Did Wasps play yesterday?

Excellent, I actually watched most of the midweek game you played last week on the television box, go shrews !

The mighty wasps are away at the tigers of Leicester today, it’ll be tough."

Football and boxing. Good luck Wasps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the bacon on

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Got the bacon on "

It's a bit early for bacon,I'm having bacon butties for my lunch though. Morning.

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over a year ago


"Got the bacon on

It's a bit early for bacon,I'm having bacon butties for my lunch though. Morning."

Good morning ignite

Have you got a bacon joint?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Got the bacon on

It's a bit early for bacon,I'm having bacon butties for my lunch though. Morning.

Good morning ignite

Have you got a bacon joint?"

No just a few rashers

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over a year ago

Good morrow Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got the bacon on

It's a bit early for bacon,I'm having bacon butties for my lunch though. Morning.

Good morning ignite

Have you got a bacon joint?

No just a few rashers "

Crusty buns?

Ave a emoji

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Got the bacon on

It's a bit early for bacon,I'm having bacon butties for my lunch though. Morning.

Good morning ignite

Have you got a bacon joint?

No just a few rashers

Crusty buns?

Ave a emoji

"

No a bacon buttie is on slices of bread not a crusty bun. I do like crusty buns (roll) but not with bacon,I prefer crispy bacon on soft bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got the bacon on

It's a bit early for bacon,I'm having bacon butties for my lunch though. Morning.

Good morning ignite

Have you got a bacon joint?

No just a few rashers

Crusty buns?

Ave a emoji

No a bacon buttie is on slices of bread not a crusty bun. I do like crusty buns (roll) but not with bacon,I prefer crispy bacon on soft bread. "

I swing both ways too...but only on bread

Good on give me one....that's a emoji

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Got the bacon on

It's a bit early for bacon,I'm having bacon butties for my lunch though. Morning.

Good morning ignite

Have you got a bacon joint?

No just a few rashers

Crusty buns?

Ave a emoji

No a bacon buttie is on slices of bread not a crusty bun. I do like crusty buns (roll) but not with bacon,I prefer crispy bacon on soft bread.

I swing both ways too...but only on bread

Good on give me one....that's a emoji "

You can have one when I no longer have a leaky roof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got the bacon on

It's a bit early for bacon,I'm having bacon butties for my lunch though. Morning.

Good morning ignite

Have you got a bacon joint?

No just a few rashers

Crusty buns?

Ave a emoji

No a bacon buttie is on slices of bread not a crusty bun. I do like crusty buns (roll) but not with bacon,I prefer crispy bacon on soft bread.

I swing both ways too...but only on bread

Good on give me one....that's a emoji

You can have one when I no longer have a leaky roof."

Jeez how long will that be with all the unreliable roofers near you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Got the bacon on

It's a bit early for bacon,I'm having bacon butties for my lunch though. Morning.

Good morning ignite

Have you got a bacon joint?

No just a few rashers

Crusty buns?

Ave a emoji

No a bacon buttie is on slices of bread not a crusty bun. I do like crusty buns (roll) but not with bacon,I prefer crispy bacon on soft bread.

I swing both ways too...but only on bread

Good on give me one....that's a emoji

You can have one when I no longer have a leaky roof.

Jeez how long will that be with all the unreliable roofers near you "

Probably for a fair amount of time why the looks of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got the bacon on

It's a bit early for bacon,I'm having bacon butties for my lunch though. Morning.

Good morning ignite

Have you got a bacon joint?

No just a few rashers

Crusty buns?

Ave a emoji

No a bacon buttie is on slices of bread not a crusty bun. I do like crusty buns (roll) but not with bacon,I prefer crispy bacon on soft bread.

I swing both ways too...but only on bread

Good on give me one....that's a emoji

You can have one when I no longer have a leaky roof.

Jeez how long will that be with all the unreliable roofers near you

Probably for a fair amount of time why the looks of it!"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Got the bacon on

It's a bit early for bacon,I'm having bacon butties for my lunch though. Morning.

Good morning ignite

Have you got a bacon joint?

No just a few rashers

Crusty buns?

Ave a emoji

No a bacon buttie is on slices of bread not a crusty bun. I do like crusty buns (roll) but not with bacon,I prefer crispy bacon on soft bread.

I swing both ways too...but only on bread

Good on give me one....that's a emoji

You can have one when I no longer have a leaky roof.

Jeez how long will that be with all the unreliable roofers near you

Probably for a fair amount of time why the looks of it!

"

Hey who cares it's sunny at the mo,I'm in my garden drinking hot chocolate. Stuff everything that's negative at the moment I don’t care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got the bacon on

It's a bit early for bacon,I'm having bacon butties for my lunch though. Morning.

Good morning ignite

Have you got a bacon joint?

No just a few rashers

Crusty buns?

Ave a emoji

No a bacon buttie is on slices of bread not a crusty bun. I do like crusty buns (roll) but not with bacon,I prefer crispy bacon on soft bread.

I swing both ways too...but only on bread

Good on give me one....that's a emoji

You can have one when I no longer have a leaky roof.

Jeez how long will that be with all the unreliable roofers near you

Probably for a fair amount of time why the looks of it!

Hey who cares it's sunny at the mo,I'm in my garden drinking hot chocolate. Stuff everything that's negative at the moment I don’t care."

Thats better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*sighs* Mistress, Librarian, Ignite, good afternoon. I almost never use that emoji.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sighs* Mistress, Librarian, Ignite, good afternoon. I almost never use that emoji. "

Could get it finished by tonight

I never use that one on a bloke

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"*sighs* Mistress, Librarian, Ignite, good afternoon. I almost never use that emoji. "

Why the sigh,what have we done now? Whatever it was it was Mistresses fault,I've been good today. If you're talking about the thread well I just don’t like unfinished jobs it disturbs me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sighs* Mistress, Librarian, Ignite, good afternoon. I almost never use that emoji.

Why the sigh,what have we done now? Whatever it was it was Mistresses fault,I've been good today. If you're talking about the thread well I just don’t like unfinished jobs it disturbs me."

That made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sighs* Mistress, Librarian, Ignite, good afternoon. I almost never use that emoji.

Could get it finished by tonight

I never use that one on a bloke"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sighs* Mistress, Librarian, Ignite, good afternoon. I almost never use that emoji.

Why the sigh,what have we done now? Whatever it was it was Mistresses fault,I've been good today. If you're talking about the thread well I just don’t like unfinished jobs it disturbs me."

It was finished, it comes to a natural conclusion in the early hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sighs* Mistress, Librarian, Ignite, good afternoon. I almost never use that emoji.

Why the sigh,what have we done now? Whatever it was it was Mistresses fault,I've been good today. If you're talking about the thread well I just don’t like unfinished jobs it disturbs me.

It was finished, it comes to a natural conclusion in the early hours."

Women mate...I'll never understand them either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sighs* Mistress, Librarian, Ignite, good afternoon. I almost never use that emoji.

Why the sigh,what have we done now? Whatever it was it was Mistresses fault,I've been good today. If you're talking about the thread well I just don’t like unfinished jobs it disturbs me.

It was finished, it comes to a natural conclusion in the early hours.

Women mate...I'll never understand them either"

Wimin!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Due to the fact I can still post on here it's not finished,stop picking on me anyway I didn't wake it up.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Men!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Afternoon all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men!"

I can be both

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Afternoon all x"

Afternoon Lisa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all x"

Good afffftttteerrnnnoooon lisa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bump "

OUCH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump

OUCH "

Need to finish what I've restarted

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bump

OUCH

Need to finish what I've restarted "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump

OUCH

Need to finish what I've restarted

Haha "

Go on I'll give you the honour of it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

The end©

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