FabSwingers.com forum: Ikea Kink

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

As you walk in to Ikea the first display is the new range by Bea Åkerlund.

It's all corsets, lips and kink. Black, red and gold.

I wanted to look like the armchair.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"As you walk in to Ikea the first display is the new range by Bea Åkerlund.

It's all corsets, lips and kink. Black, red and gold.

I wanted to look like the armchair.

Oooh sounds lush... may have to pay a visit, Good excuse for meatballs too!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"As you walk in to Ikea the first display is the new range by Bea Åkerlund.

It's all corsets, lips and kink. Black, red and gold.

I wanted to look like the armchair.

Oooh sounds lush... may have to pay a visit, Good excuse for meatballs too! "

It was unexpected and not like Ikea.

I wouldn't get the bedding (black sheets would not suit me at all) but the chair and some of the other furniture pieces were striking.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Just had a look online, definitely time for a trip to Ikea, thanks for the heads-up x

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Ikea is like the seventh circle of hell and I only travel there under extreme duress.

I can assemble their furniture "sans-instructions" though, if that helps.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

My hackles went up as soon as i saw the arrows..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our queening seat will fit right in. Love the bed canopy

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ikea is like the seventh circle of hell and I only travel there under extreme duress.

I can assemble their furniture "sans-instructions" though, if that helps. "

You have a strange Ikea, laid out like the Circles of Hell. I've only been once and would never go again.

I'm tempted to get some furniture for you to assemble.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My hackles went up as soon as i saw the arrows..

Don't follow the arrows. I like finding the short-cuts.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Ikea is like the seventh circle of hell and I only travel there under extreme duress.

I can assemble their furniture "sans-instructions" though, if that helps.

You have a strange Ikea, laid out like the Circles of Hell. I've only been once and would never go again.

I'm tempted to get some furniture for you to assemble.

It all works on the same principle, its quite good fun to not refer to the instructions and put it together, then look at them afterwards and see how someone else would do it.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Our queening seat will fit right in. Love the bed canopy"

I did expect to see under bed restraints as part of the collection.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"My hackles went up as soon as i saw the arrows..

They are not painted or taped arrows anymore... the are projected from a little light on the ceiling. I was fascinated by that

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ikea is like the seventh circle of hell and I only travel there under extreme duress.

I can assemble their furniture "sans-instructions" though, if that helps.

You have a strange Ikea, laid out like the Circles of Hell. I've only been once and would never go again.

I'm tempted to get some furniture for you to assemble.

It all works on the same principle, its quite good fun to not refer to the instructions and put it together, then look at them afterwards and see how someone else would do it. "

And see how many extra bits they would have used?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Ikea is like the seventh circle of hell and I only travel there under extreme duress.

I can assemble their furniture "sans-instructions" though, if that helps.

You have a strange Ikea, laid out like the Circles of Hell. I've only been once and would never go again.

I'm tempted to get some furniture for you to assemble.

It all works on the same principle, its quite good fun to not refer to the instructions and put it together, then look at them afterwards and see how someone else would do it.

And see how many extra bits they would have used?

Possibly, but as long as it works, it works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I built that much Swedish flat pack last year I qualified for citizenship....

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