FabSwingers.com forum: It's time to pronk

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Who will join me?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry, I would, but my arthritis is playing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, I would, but my arthritis is playing up

And I've got to put my hairnets into soak

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sorry, I would, but my arthritis is playing up

Pronking would probably hurt.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sorry, I would, but my arthritis is playing up

And I've got to put my hairnets into soak"

Hair flying free would feel great with a good pronk.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I would but Ive not long eaten and get dreadful reflux if i bounce about too soon

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I would but Ive not long eaten and get dreadful reflux if i bounce about too soon"

I wouldn't want anyone to be sick. It would ruin the pronk.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Can I strut instead? I've just washed my sports bra and while it's drying I think pronking could be a dangerous activity.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can I strut instead? I've just washed my sports bra and while it's drying I think pronking could be a dangerous activity."

I'm bra-less!

I haven't thought this through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i watch

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can i watch"

Of course, but don't get too close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join if you'll have me

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'll join if you'll have me"

Of course. Nothing finer than seeing a virile male pronk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll join if you'll have me

Of course. Nothing finer than seeing a virile male pronk.

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does this mean your in that season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to give it up

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'll join if you'll have me

Of course. Nothing finer than seeing a virile male pronk.

does this mean your in that season

I'm definitely experiencing something... I almost propositioned my neighbour as he was waxing his car.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

" I'm trying to give it up"

It's too joyful to give up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strut your stuff

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

sounds tiring..

can one pronk digitally..?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Strut your stuff"

Come take a leap with me.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"sounds tiring..

can one pronk digitally..?"

Pronking fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strut your stuff

Come take a leap with me.

No showing off

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Strut your stuff

Come take a leap with me.

No showing off"

I'm short, fat and old... there's definitely no showing off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strut your stuff

Come take a leap with me.

No showing off

I'm short, fat and old... there's definitely no showing off.

Really

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"sounds tiring..

can one pronk digitally..?

Pronking fingers? "

Will that work?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"sounds tiring..

can one pronk digitally..?

Pronking fingers?

Will that work?"

You could try it as shadow show and see if it looks joyful.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"sounds tiring..

can one pronk digitally..?

Pronking fingers?

Will that work?

You could try it as shadow show and see if it looks joyful.

Pronk miming..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I do it at work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we chew the cud in a nonchalent fashion, and stare about with large startled eyes before the pronking begins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a COSHH assessment involved?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can I do it at work? "

If you've got the room, complete the risk assessment form and sign the indemnity form.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can we chew the cud in a nonchalent fashion, and stare about with large startled eyes before the pronking begins. "

I'd say that would be good preparation.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is there a COSHH assessment involved?"

This is a substance free pronk!

RIDDOR forms are in the usual place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a COSHH assessment involved?

This is a substance free pronk!

RIDDOR forms are in the usual place.

I have IOSHH

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is there a COSHH assessment involved?

This is a substance free pronk!

RIDDOR forms are in the usual place.

I have IOSHH"

It's always useful to have a qualified person on board.

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