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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s friday, it’s nearly 5, who’s having a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please MsB - IPA please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lychee juice with some lemon in it

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By *izz37Couple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

Yes please a nice big vodka and with ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large glass of rioja please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please MsB - IPA please

Coming right up PB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lychee juice with some lemon in it "

Hold on let me see if I have that.....I do, here you go

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Yes please Sexy, please can I have a vintage cider? Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please a nice big vodka and with ice

Large vodka and ice coming up

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Caffrey's for me and a peach schnapps with lemonade for Mrs2 please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large glass of rioja please

Oh I love Rioja, coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please Sexy, please can I have a vintage cider? Thank you x"

Vintage cider? Of course, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Caffrey's for me and a peach schnapps with lemonade for Mrs2 please.

Coming right up

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Large single malt for me please OP - and one for yourself of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea please, Sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s friday, it’s nearly 5, who’s having a drink?

Me. Shortlisting job applications. G&T was required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pass me a bottle of jack and a bucket of ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large single malt for me please OP - and one for yourself of course

Coming right up and thank you very much, you understand I get squiffy easily!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Vodka and ginger beer please. Dont forget the ice.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cup of tea please, Sexy."

Oh jim cup of tea? You got work? Boo, however I’ll stick the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s friday, it’s nearly 5, who’s having a drink?

Me. Shortlisting job applications. G&T was required

Double G&T in that case

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just pass me a bottle of jack and a bucket of ice"

Here you go, drink sensibly!

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By *ouncy BabyWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

Triple JD and a splash of for me plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cup of tea please, Sexy.

Oh jim cup of tea? You got work? Boo, however I’ll stick the kettle on

No work, I'm just fancy tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and ginger beer please. Dont forget the ice.x"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Triple JD and a splash of for me plz

Here you go enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just pass me a bottle of jack and a bucket of ice

Here you go, drink sensibly!

Whats sensibly??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cup of tea please, Sexy.

Oh jim cup of tea? You got work? Boo, however I’ll stick the kettle on

No work, I'm just fancy tea."

I like tea, I’ll have a brew with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A white wine please x

A large one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just pass me a bottle of jack and a bucket of ice

Here you go, drink sensibly!

Whats sensibly??"

Not sure, I don’t have that filter.

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By *ammers43Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Bottle of bud for me please and some pork scratchings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep a bottle of red handy for when pooch and I return from our last yomp of the day please

A nice Jam Shed Shiraz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottle of bud for me please and some pork scratchings

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep a bottle of red handy for when pooch and I return from our last yomp of the day please

A nice Jam Shed Shiraz

Hey Taff, lovely to see you here, I shall, come back soon, pooch is allowed too

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Large single malt for me please OP - and one for yourself of course

Coming right up and thank you very much, you understand I get squiffy easily!

In that case OP, have another

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large single malt for me please OP - and one for yourself of course

Coming right up and thank you very much, you understand I get squiffy easily!

In that case OP, have another

Haha, here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A white wine please x

A large one

Yes please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A white wine please x

A large one

Yes please x

All my drinks are large ones, enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep a bottle of red handy for when pooch and I return from our last yomp of the day please

A nice Jam Shed Shiraz

Hey Taff, lovely to see you here, I shall, come back soon, pooch is allowed too

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pooch is always allowed and says a cheery hello x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a very large one please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a very large one please

Large one of what?

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By *izz37Couple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

And a nice big gin as well please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And a nice big gin as well please

Gin, would you like tonic with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a pint of Guinness please. Keep the change.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a pint of Guinness please. Keep the change. "

Pint of Guinness coming up and thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're off out tonight so may I have a sailor jerrys and diet please. Mr ABC will just have diet for now as he's driving

Thanks my darling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka with a dash of orange juice please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're off out tonight so may I have a sailor jerrys and diet please. Mr ABC will just have diet for now as he's driving

Thanks my darling x"

Coming right up and enjoy your night out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka with a dash of orange juice please

Oh of course, here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka with a dash of orange juice please

Oh of course, here you go

Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes please MsB - IPA please

Coming right up PB

Why thank you

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By *aggie and DanCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

"It’s friday, it’s nearly 5, who’s having a drink?

Us-glass of Zin in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s friday, it’s nearly 5, who’s having a drink?

Us-glass of Zin in the kitchen"

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a coffee at the min but a nice cool Pinot later please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're off out tonight so may I have a sailor jerrys and diet please. Mr ABC will just have diet for now as he's driving

Thanks my darling x

Coming right up and enjoy your night out

Thanks lovely, have one on us once you've closed the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a coffee at the min but a nice cool Pinot later please

Here’s your coffee, let me know when you fancy your Pinot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're off out tonight so may I have a sailor jerrys and diet please. Mr ABC will just have diet for now as he's driving

Thanks my darling x

Coming right up and enjoy your night out

Thanks lovely, have one on us once you've closed the bar

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a coffee at the min but a nice cool Pinot later please

Here’s your coffee, let me know when you fancy your Pinot

Ok thanks

best not start too soon or I will get a bit typsy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a coffee at the min but a nice cool Pinot later please

Here’s your coffee, let me know when you fancy your Pinot

Ok thanks

best not start too soon or I will get a bit typsy

Haha it’s all good

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I’d love a cuppa tea

No wait, it’s gone 6pm

I’d love a glass of red please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the pernod again x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d love a cuppa tea

No wait, it’s gone 6pm

I’d love a glass of red please "

Rioja okay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on the pernod again x"

Coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a very large one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a very large one. "

What’s your tipple? And I’ll make sure it’s a very large one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a very large one. "

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I’d love a cuppa tea

No wait, it’s gone 6pm

I’d love a glass of red please

Rioja okay? "

sí por favor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d love a cuppa tea

No wait, it’s gone 6pm

I’d love a glass of red please

Rioja okay?

sí por favor "

A large glass of Rioja for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been a while hmmm double vodka and orange and please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"been a while hmmm double vodka and orange and please "

Ahh of course here you go

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

A very large gin and tonic please - thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"been a while hmmm double vodka and orange and please

Ahh of course here you go "
do you serve hugs by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A very large gin and tonic please - thank you."

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"been a while hmmm double vodka and orange and please

Ahh of course here you go do you serve hugs by the way

Not at all, hugs are not included, do not hug me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"been a while hmmm double vodka and orange and please

Ahh of course here you go do you serve hugs by the way

Not at all, hugs are not included, do not hug me! "
mean

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"A very large gin and tonic please - thank you.

Coming right up "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"been a while hmmm double vodka and orange and please

Ahh of course here you go do you serve hugs by the way

Not at all, hugs are not included, do not hug me! mean

It’s not mean at all, hugs make me uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t mind what it is as long as there’s no Gin or Sambuca but make it large!

Ads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t mind what it is as long as there’s no Gin or Sambuca but make it large!

Ads"

I have vodka?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t mind what it is as long as there’s no Gin or Sambuca but make it large!

Ads

I have vodka? "

Vodka will do! Coke ice and slice please barmaid :-*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t mind what it is as long as there’s no Gin or Sambuca but make it large!

Ads

I have vodka?

Vodka will do! Coke ice and slice please barmaid :-*"

Coming right up

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester/Lancashire

Something strong and wet please!

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Scotch on the rocks please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something strong and wet please!

Double vodka with orange

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scotch on the rocks please

Coming right up

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

As its Friday.... a nice big glass of pinot noir please SB xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a very large one.

What’s your tipple? And I’ll make sure it’s a very large one "

Anything at the moment. Maybe a cocktail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something strong and wet please!

Michael Phelps?

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester/Lancashire

"Something strong and wet please!

Double vodka with orange "

Sounds good x

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Think i'll have a large glass of white wine please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As its Friday.... a nice big glass of pinot noir please SB xx"

Coming right up, not long until June

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a very large one.

What’s your tipple? And I’ll make sure it’s a very large one

Anything at the moment. Maybe a cocktail. "

Purple rain? I love that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think i'll have a large glass of white wine please

Coming right up

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Double vodka and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have a brandy and please beautiful?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double vodka and please

Hey fab wifey, double vodka and diet coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a brandy and please beautiful?

And c o k e

Can we not say that now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a brandy and please beautiful?

Brandy and cola up

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Double vodka and please

Hey fab wifey, double vodka and diet coming up

Forgot it censored that word! Cheers fab wifey x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a brandy and please beautiful?

And c o k e

Can we not say that now?

No we haven’t been able to say that for ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a brandy and please beautiful?

Brandy and cola up

And one for yourself lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a brandy and please beautiful?

Brandy and cola up

And one for yourself lovely

Oh thank you very much, I’m slightly squiffy already though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i have a brandy and please beautiful?

Brandy and cola up

And one for yourself lovely

Oh thank you very much, I’m slightly squiffy already though!

That's allowed....it's Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a brandy and please beautiful?

Brandy and cola up

And one for yourself lovely

Oh thank you very much, I’m slightly squiffy already though!

That's allowed....it's Friday

Oh yes it’s friday and it’s very much needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please could Pooch and I have that Jam Shed Shiraz now please x x

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"As its Friday.... a nice big glass of pinot noir please SB xx

Coming right up, not long until June

Can't wait!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please could Pooch and I have that Jam Shed Shiraz now please x x"

Of course, coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As its Friday.... a nice big glass of pinot noir please SB xx

Coming right up, not long until June

Can't wait!!!

Me too x

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Double vodka red bull please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double vodka red bull please

Xx"

Coming right up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have Erdinger please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have Erdinger please?

That German beer? Yeah I do!

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Double vodka red bull please

Coming right up xx"

Thank you ...no ice for me xx

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

a double courvoisier on the rocks please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a double courvoisier on the rocks please"

Aye of course

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Fill me a Mojito sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fill me a Mojito sexy

Mojito coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange cordial with water and ice please

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By *izz37Couple
over a year ago

stoke on trent

"And a nice big gin as well please

Gin, would you like tonic with that? "
yes please that would be great xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orange cordial with water and ice please "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have Erdinger please?

That German beer? Yeah I do! "

Oooohh what a great bar...I can see me coming back

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I think I may have too much gin in my tonic....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I may have too much gin in my tonic....

Ooh sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening sexy brunette

You’re looking ravishingly sexual as usual!

A prosecco for Lacey, whatever you’re having and just a pint of squash for me please, big game tomorrow afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening sexy brunette

You’re looking ravishingly sexual as usual!

A prosecco for Lacey, whatever you’re having and just a pint of squash for me please, big game tomorrow afternoon.

Sorry it’s taken so long, a glass of prosecco for Lacey and a pint of squash for you, thank you I’ll have cider! See you in June

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