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By *lackfunder OP   Man
over a year ago

Trafford

Classics I don't rate todays adverts I find them annoying. Remember the ariston advert and on and on,or the classic mr soft ohh the memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dancing milk bottles!

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By *lackfunder OP   Man
over a year ago

Trafford

Lunpoly infact who did lunpoly turn into ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R whites lemonade, should have won an oscar for best short film.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Scotch Video Tape Advert - Re-Record Not Fade Away (1985)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZz2il4nhH8

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Shake and vac

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 05:55:07]

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Me ears are alight

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

The Tango advert with the orange fat guy slapping the bloke in the train station, it got banned eventually when kids started copying itband getting perforated ear drums

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Cadburys Smash

Then they peel them with their little knives.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I loved the Smash advert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The robots in the Smash potato adverts ha ha ha ha ha

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By *lackfunder OP   Man
over a year ago

Trafford

The Scottish widow was sexy

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"The Scottish widow was sexy "

And available

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 06:16:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Scottish widow was sexy

And available "

Amanda Lamb, I think...... now TV house buying programme person

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Peugeot 206:The Sculptor (2003)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=No26JKQKZNE

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

The Leeds building society adverts that the late great George Cole appeared in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to live the Busby adverts for BT. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The coffee couple ? Nescafé ?

Yellow pages fly fishing by JR Hartley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accrington Stanley Who are they.

Exachtley. (Poor attempt to spell a scouse access)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dancing milk bottles!"

I remember that one. That was a great advert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cadburys Smash

Then they peel them with their little knives.

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legendary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the public information type -

the picking up litter one and the learn to swim one

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

[Removed by poster at 28/03/18 08:11:38]

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

The Milky Bars are on me

I actually used to get called that at school

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By *unsters66Couple
over a year ago

Newport

The Cinzano Bianco Ads with Leonard Rossiter & Joan Collins

....superb & still funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russ Abbott Castella Cigars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYPGyhOzdsI

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By *arleyfanCouple
over a year ago

Dover

The Cadbury’s caramel bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im going to be saying 'oh yeah ...and that one' quite a bit on this thread - forgot the cinzano ones

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Charlie the cat, "Charlie says..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadburys dairy milk being delivered to the woman. Im surprised thay all havent fallen out of the box after all that climbing, leaping and dropping down a wire from the helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This Aero advert is definitely a classic

https://youtu.be/Y0BoEWsKqng

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxnTMxOEmbA

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"Kia Ora"

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Too Orangey for Crows; its only for me and my dog;

. I'll be your dog, woof woof

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By *ll 4 herCouple
over a year ago

Bury/Bolton

I used to like the comedy ones like the beer commercials like the Stones ones https://youtu.be/qRo2X9jrFi8

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Can't believe nobody's said the flake adverts. Droooool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I loved the Smash advert"

For mash . Get smash

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"the public information type -

the picking up litter one and the learn to swim one"

Meet Dave he swims like a fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The red car and the blue car had a race, all red wants to do is stuff his face, he eats everything he see's from trucks to prickly tree's but good old blue he took the milky way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxnTMxOEmbA

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"Kia Ora"

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Too Orangey for Crows; its only for me and my dog;

. I'll be your dog, woof woof "

I was scolling through to see of anyine else had said this... when tv ad people do acid.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn’t particularly old, but the John West tuna ad with the Bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The red car and the blue car had a race, all red wants to do is stuff his face, he eats everything he see's from trucks to prickly tree's but good old blue he took the milky way "

My fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"R whites lemonade, should have won an oscar for best short film."

Totally agree pure quality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pre Italia 1990

Pirelli Tyre advert (The earth is is going to stop spinning and a Ferrari fitted with Pireelli tyres drives up a mountain and saves the day, the music is a perfect fit)

Nessum Dorma

sung by

Placido Domingo

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By *eauhoMan
over a year ago

City Centre

I remember one for some food product from the 80's, it was a couple of rockstars reminiscing about it, kind of mockumentary style. A manager saying 'they were fantastic; well they still are' and a musician saying 'the sixties, oh man we was really cookin'. Come to think of it, we WAS cookin'!

Any ideas peeps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t get better then a kwik-fit fitter, theyre the boys to trust......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh so many good ones, the roses grow on you. And quality street with the magic moments music. Murray mints. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angel Trumpet biscuits.

Alibi chocolate bar.

Oldies but goodies!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Skol skol skol skol. Skol skol skol skol

I forget the rest of the words

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Both Heineken and Carling Black Label always used to do good ads...the Carling Black Label Dambusters ad is a classic!!

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By *laypal007Man
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

The rolo advert at the circus, when the kid offers the elephant his last rolo then snatches it back and eats it, later the kid is a dad and the elephant remembers him and wacks him, who had the last laugh then, great advert

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Castlemaine XXXX Nah, the crocodiles eat all the sharks....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpYNMQX41Gs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nescafe Gold Blend ad where she was having a dinner party and ran out of coffee. I mind the whole family sitting waiting on the next part of their romance x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pre Italia 1990

Pirelli Tyre advert (The earth is is going to stop spinning and a Ferrari fitted with Pireelli tyres drives up a mountain and saves the day, the music is a perfect fit)

Nessum Dorma

sung by

Placido Domingo "

OK, I'm going to look like a sad petrol head, but wasn't it a Lamborghini?

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

There was an impulse deodorant advert with a girl behind a counter - she was gorgeous

A Cadbury’s flake one

Oh and who can forget

“Daddy or chips?”

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hope it's chip it's chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tetley tea with chimps would like to see the out teaks form the adds with the chimps and the one one with aliens who like mash potatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know if it got out off the Yorkshire TV area, but one of my friends u used to ride with was a graphic artist and did the talking Morrisons shopping bag advert

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"R whites lemonade, should have won an oscar for best short film."

I think the song was written by Elvis Costello’s Dad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pre Italia 1990

Pirelli Tyre advert (The earth is is going to stop spinning and a Ferrari fitted with Pireelli tyres drives up a mountain and saves the day, the music is a perfect fit)

Nessum Dorma

sung by

Placido Domingo

OK, I'm going to look like a sad petrol head, but wasn't it a Lamborghini?"

You are correct and I'm a numpty

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Cadburys dairy milk being delivered to the woman. Im surprised thay all havent fallen out of the box after all that climbing, leaping and dropping down a wire from the helicopter"

Milk tray.

Dairy milk was a glass and a half.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"The coffee couple ? Nescafé ? "

Nescafe gold blend.

The chap was Anthony Stuart-head.

(Buffy, little Britain etc)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone remember a hot chocolate advert where it shows a couple at a fairground and they go to a prize stall with loads of chocolate and then the lady sees the stall attendant turn into chocolate and then her fella as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ‘Bisto ‘ adverts with the family on bonfire night when having sausages and dad put the tray down saying bangers as everyone jumped x

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Both Heineken and Carling Black Label always used to do good ads...the Carling Black Label Dambusters ad is a classic!! "

The Levis ads, plus the Carling black label spoof, where the guy strips to his boxers in the laundrette and stone-washes his jeans. (in the lager ad, one comments that the chap must drink CBL, and the other says 'nah, he doesn't wash his underpants, as the camera shows them naked, with newspapers covering their modesty

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Gregor Fisher in the Hamlet Cigar ad.....pure class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hamlet cigars.

Boom boom boom Esso Blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gregor Fisher in the Hamlet Cigar ad.....pure class"

Agreed with his comb over

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

If you want poetry stand and stare but if you want great larger follow the bear- the Hoffmeister adds from the eighties I think.

The little dog in the John Smiths adds doing all the tricks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The John West salmon adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/nqqZ28m8uCo

Carlos Fandango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these adds took me back

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham


"R whites lemonade, should have won an oscar for best short film.

I think the song was written by Elvis Costello’s Dad?"

Sung by Elvis' dad. Written by an unknown copywriter.

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

Frys Turkish Delight, full of Eastern Promise.

Allegedly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of them were equally as cringe worthy .

The Guinness ads were always good though

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

On another site, someone mentioned Lynx.

Always enjoyed their over the top 'Lynx effect' ads.

And of course agent provocateur got Kylie Minogue to wear lingerie and ride a mechanical bull...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R Whites the secret lemonade drinker, just been singing that one myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said do u make brown he said who i said you he said me i said yes he said oh

i said will you make brown he said who i said u he said me i said yes he said no

Allinson bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hands that do dishes are as soft as jervais with mild green hairy lip squid

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The posh totty throwing the vw golf keys away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The posh totty throwing the vw golf keys away"

The point was she Didn't throw the keys away!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"The posh totty throwing the vw golf keys away

The point was she Didn't throw the keys away!!"

Good point, it was the coat and other things she through and kept the golf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The posh totty throwing the vw golf keys away

The point was she Didn't throw the keys away!!

Good point, it was the coat and other things she through and kept the golf"

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

What was the surfing one... I think it advertised Guinness, although I could be wrong?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"What was the surfing one... I think it advertised Guinness, although I could be wrong?

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Guinness definitely did a surfing one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Budweiser advert with the frogs.

R-whites lemonade.

hovis bread.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm Ray Gardner and I drink blackcurrant Tango!!!!!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"R Whites the secret lemonade drinker, just been singing that one myself "

The fallah in the advert is Elvis Costello's dad.

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"What was the surfing one... I think it advertised Guinness, although I could be wrong?

Guinness definitely did a surfing one"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9znA_dwjHw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scotch Video Tape Advert - Re-Record Not Fade Away (1985)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZz2il4nhH8"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxnTMxOEmbA

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"Kia Ora"

.

Too Orangey for Crows; its only for me and my dog;

. I'll be your dog, woof woof "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn’t particularly old, but the John West tuna ad with the Bear "

Cousin Bob says hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the surfing one... I think it advertised Guinness, although I could be wrong?

Guinness definitely did a surfing one"

so did Old Spice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the crumbliest, flakiest, chocolate least I think that’s the words

Tastes like chocolate never tasted before

My interpretation of the Flake add.

Loved the bunny in the Caramel add too

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Birds eye beef burgers,had the kid with the curly hair in it.

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

Who could forget the Chimps.

"Dad, do you know the piano's on my foot"."

"No son, but you hum it, and I'll play it".

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