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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Idly wondering whether there's someone out there who'd be prepared to stroke my naked back all evening while I snore and dribble in his lap....

He'd get his dick wet, just perhaps not in the way he'd hoped.

I'd provide snacks and drinks.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Idly wondering whether there's someone out there who'd be prepared to stroke my naked back all evening while I snore and dribble in his lap....

He'd get his dick wet, just perhaps not in the way he'd hoped.

I'd provide snacks and drinks."
Aren't us guys supposed to snore and dribble . Is this a role play thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kinda snacks ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage meets would be a great idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What kinda snacks ? "

Happy to negotiate, although the dog and I are a fan of cheesy balls..

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Just like being married

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Regretting bringing the dog into that post..

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Got any Custard Creams?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kinda snacks ?

Happy to negotiate, although the dog and I are a fan of cheesy balls.."

I only like cheesy bell end.

Out sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Idly wondering whether there's someone out there who'd be prepared to stroke my naked back all evening while I snore and dribble in his lap....

He'd get his dick wet, just perhaps not in the way he'd hoped.

I'd provide snacks and drinks. Aren't us guys supposed to snore and dribble . Is this a role play thing "

Can be. Every so often I'll fidget and fart if you like, then ask 'What's for dinner?'

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"What kinda snacks ?

Happy to negotiate, although the dog and I are a fan of cheesy balls.."

Would cucumber sandwiches be out of the question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What kinda snacks ?

Happy to negotiate, although the dog and I are a fan of cheesy balls..

I only like cheesy bell end.

Out sorry. "

Come back! I have Monster Munch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What kinda snacks ?

Happy to negotiate, although the dog and I are a fan of cheesy balls..

Would cucumber sandwiches be out of the question? "

Absolutely not, but I'm not messing about with crusts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kinda snacks ?

Happy to negotiate, although the dog and I are a fan of cheesy balls..

I only like cheesy bell end.

Out sorry. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kinda snacks ?

Happy to negotiate, although the dog and I are a fan of cheesy balls..

I only like cheesy bell end.

Out sorry.

Come back! I have Monster Munch!"

In that case..... I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got any Custard Creams? "

Have you ever noticed how Victorian the design of custard creams is? All those spriggy swirls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What kinda snacks ?

Happy to negotiate, although the dog and I are a fan of cheesy balls..

I only like cheesy bell end.

Out sorry.

Come back! I have Monster Munch!

In that case..... I'm in "

Yippee! Pickled onion or barbecue?

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Would cucumber sandwiches be out of the question?

Absolutely not, but I'm not messing about with crusts."

A cucumber sandwich with crusts is just not cricket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What kinda snacks ?

Happy to negotiate, although the dog and I are a fan of cheesy balls..

I only like cheesy bell end.

Out sorry.

Come back! I have Monster Munch!

In that case..... I'm in

Yippee! Pickled onion or barbecue?"

Oooo pickled onion please..... just sharpening my nails for back tickles and I'm on my way

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds


"What kinda snacks ?

Happy to negotiate, although the dog and I are a fan of cheesy balls..

I only like cheesy bell end.

Out sorry.

Come back! I have Monster Munch!

In that case..... I'm in

Yippee! Pickled onion or barbecue?"

Can I still watch the Leeds Castleford match?

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham


"Regretting bringing the dog into that post.. "

Just rang RSPCA ,, expect a knock

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner


"Regretting bringing the dog into that post..

Just rang RSPCA ,, expect a knock "

That’s a new one for the ‘man in uniform’ fantasy.

PS, I’m in but prefer bourbons to custard creams.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I love being stroked and you can find people who love doing it....I feel positively cat like at times when I get stroked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being stroked and you can find people who love doing it....I feel positively cat like at times when I get stroked "

If a woman has an extremely sensitive back it's even more fun .... a couple of times its had the desired effect.... to put it nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idly wondering whether there's someone out there who'd be prepared to stroke my naked back all evening while I snore and dribble in his lap....

He'd get his dick wet, just perhaps not in the way he'd hoped.

I'd provide snacks and drinks."

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I love being stroked and you can find people who love doing it....I feel positively cat like at times when I get stroked

If a woman has an extremely sensitive back it's even more fun .... a couple of times its had the desired effect.... to put it nicely "

Yeah it does usually end up with sex - rude not to when I have been stoked all over like a sleepy little kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being stroked and you can find people who love doing it....I feel positively cat like at times when I get stroked

If a woman has an extremely sensitive back it's even more fun .... a couple of times its had the desired effect.... to put it nicely

Yeah it does usually end up with sex - rude not to when I have been stoked all over like a sleepy little kitten "

Of i was talking about another effect ..... which normally happens during the sex

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I love being stroked and you can find people who love doing it....I feel positively cat like at times when I get stroked

If a woman has an extremely sensitive back it's even more fun .... a couple of times its had the desired effect.... to put it nicely

Yeah it does usually end up with sex - rude not to when I have been stoked all over like a sleepy little kitten

Of i was talking about another effect ..... which normally happens during the sex "

Which is?

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Does the someone have to have a dick? I could go for snacks and drinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Regretting bringing the dog into that post..

Just rang RSPCA ,, expect a knock "

They must have got the wrong door. Now the dog's getting the back stroke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being stroked and you can find people who love doing it....I feel positively cat like at times when I get stroked

If a woman has an extremely sensitive back it's even more fun .... a couple of times its had the desired effect.... to put it nicely

Yeah it does usually end up with sex - rude not to when I have been stoked all over like a sleepy little kitten

Of i was talking about another effect ..... which normally happens during the sex

Which is?"

Now that would be telling

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I love being stroked and you can find people who love doing it....I feel positively cat like at times when I get stroked

If a woman has an extremely sensitive back it's even more fun .... a couple of times its had the desired effect.... to put it nicely

Yeah it does usually end up with sex - rude not to when I have been stoked all over like a sleepy little kitten

Of i was talking about another effect ..... which normally happens during the sex

Which is?

Now that would be telling "

Tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love being stroked and you can find people who love doing it....I feel positively cat like at times when I get stroked

If a woman has an extremely sensitive back it's even more fun .... a couple of times its had the desired effect.... to put it nicely

Yeah it does usually end up with sex - rude not to when I have been stoked all over like a sleepy little kitten

Of i was talking about another effect ..... which normally happens during the sex

Which is?

Now that would be telling

Tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Please "

Pmed you .

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"I love being stroked and you can find people who love doing it....I feel positively cat like at times when I get stroked

If a woman has an extremely sensitive back it's even more fun .... a couple of times its had the desired effect.... to put it nicely

Yeah it does usually end up with sex - rude not to when I have been stoked all over like a sleepy little kitten

Of i was talking about another effect ..... which normally happens during the sex

Which is?

Now that would be telling

Tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Please

Pmed you ."

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