FabSwingers.com forum: Strictly Fun and Frolics With Mistress and Friends and some loose woman #91

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And a pyjama party

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I dont own any pyjamas!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I dont own any pyjamas!

Ok Paul, you can come without pj's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont own any pyjamas!

I'll lend you a nightie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I dont own any pyjamas!

I'll lend you a nightie

A nice black negligent

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

I'll keep a eye out for a silver bag

Or a gold dyelon

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

I'll keep a eye out for a silver bag

Or a gold dyelon

Oh thank you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!"

Evening Iain

So you won't be joining the pyjama party then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!"

Evening Ian

I hope it's not too hectic for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!

Evening Iain

So you won't be joining the pyjama party then?

I've got flannelette ones

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!

Evening Iain

So you won't be joining the pyjama party then?

I've got flannelette ones

What about those brush nylon nighties..do you remember them? I've got a couple in me drawers in case I have to go into hospital

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes "

Ooh another loose woman

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

And the host has disappeared....typical

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

And the host has disappeared....typical

I'm back...weclome peach

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!

Evening Iain

So you won't be joining the pyjama party then?

I've got flannelette ones

What about those brush nylon nighties..do you remember them? I've got a couple in me drawers in case I have to go into hospital

I wasn't into nightie when them feckers were out

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

And the host has disappeared....typical

I'm back...weclome peach

Cheers darl xxx mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

And the host has disappeared....typical

I'm back...weclome peach

Cheers darl xxx mwah "

Want some silky pj's or a sexy nightie?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!

Evening Iain

So you won't be joining the pyjama party then?

I've got flannelette ones

What about those brush nylon nighties..do you remember them? I've got a couple in me drawers in case I have to go into hospital

I wasn't into nightie when them feckers were out

So flanelette jarmies

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

And the host has disappeared....typical

I'm back...weclome peach

Cheers darl xxx mwah

Want some silky pj's or a sexy nightie?

Don't give her my silver ones!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!

Evening Iain

So you won't be joining the pyjama party then?

I've got flannelette ones

What about those brush nylon nighties..do you remember them? I've got a couple in me drawers in case I have to go into hospital

I wasn't into nightie when them feckers were out

So flanelette jarmies

In the raw in the Brentford nylon days

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

And the host has disappeared....typical

I'm back...weclome peach

Cheers darl xxx mwah

Want some silky pj's or a sexy nightie?

Oooh, silky pjs please, can relive my youth and toboggan down the stairs in them on my pillow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dressing gown?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

And the host has disappeared....typical

I'm back...weclome peach

Cheers darl xxx mwah

Want some silky pj's or a sexy nightie?

Don't give her my silver ones!

I've just give the yellow/gold one a quick iron

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

And the host has disappeared....typical

I'm back...weclome peach

Cheers darl xxx mwah

Want some silky pj's or a sexy nightie?

Don't give her my silver ones!

I've just give the yellow/gold one a quick iron

Perfect.. I'll look like an oscar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

And the host has disappeared....typical

I'm back...weclome peach

Cheers darl xxx mwah

Want some silky pj's or a sexy nightie?

Oooh, silky pjs please, can relive my youth and toboggan down the stairs in them on my pillow."

You'll be fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dressing gown?"

Silky?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!

Evening Iain

So you won't be joining the pyjama party then?

Pyjamas? What are they????

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

And the host has disappeared....typical

I'm back...weclome peach

Cheers darl xxx mwah

Want some silky pj's or a sexy nightie?

Oooh, silky pjs please, can relive my youth and toboggan down the stairs in them on my pillow."

Wot...last week peach?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Dressing gown?"

No Dash...it's a pyjama party....

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!

Evening Ian

I hope it's not too hectic for you

Shouldn't be too bad. One group of 4 all ordered Guinness so had chance to show off the new Sonic Wave style of serving it!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

And the host has disappeared....typical

I'm back...weclome peach

Cheers darl xxx mwah

Want some silky pj's or a sexy nightie?

Don't give her my silver ones!

I've just give the yellow/gold one a quick iron

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!

Evening Iain

So you won't be joining the pyjama party then?

Pyjamas? What are they????

You know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dressing gown?

No Dash...it's a pyjama party...."

Iv got pyjama bottoms on

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!

Evening Iain

So you won't be joining the pyjama party then?

Pyjamas? What are they????

You know!

Only pair of PJ's I have are for emergencies such as unplanned overnight hospital stays.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

And the host has disappeared....typical

I'm back...weclome peach

Cheers darl xxx mwah

Want some silky pj's or a sexy nightie?

Oooh, silky pjs please, can relive my youth and toboggan down the stairs in them on my pillow.

Wot...last week peach?

You been spying on me?!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Dressing gown?

No Dash...it's a pyjama party....

Iv got pyjama bottoms on"

Ok..that'll work

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!

Evening Iain

So you won't be joining the pyjama party then?

Pyjamas? What are they????

You know!

Only pair of PJ's I have are for emergencies such as unplanned overnight hospital stays."

Yep still in their packet then

Let's hope they stay there, Iain

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes

Ooh another loose woman

I fancied being on a panel of outspoken, quite abnormally normal peeps

Hey you're in the right place

And the host has disappeared....typical

I'm back...weclome peach

Cheers darl xxx mwah

Want some silky pj's or a sexy nightie?

Oooh, silky pjs please, can relive my youth and toboggan down the stairs in them on my pillow.

Wot...last week peach?

You been spying on me?! "

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!

Evening Iain

So you won't be joining the pyjama party then?

Pyjamas? What are they????

You know!

Only pair of PJ's I have are for emergencies such as unplanned overnight hospital stays.

Yep still in their packet then

Let's hope they stay there, Iain

Yep, I'm sure their 1970's style will come back into fashion again!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"And a pyjama party

I'm in

I've just ironed the creases out of your silver ones

Can't wait to try them on

Not going to go with the gold sparkly bag you promised me though....

Oh, I could get to like sparkly!!!

Yeah Right!

Evening All.

Not staying long; looks like another busy night on the cards!

Evening Iain

So you won't be joining the pyjama party then?

Pyjamas? What are they????

You know!

Only pair of PJ's I have are for emergencies such as unplanned overnight hospital stays.

Yep still in their packet then

Let's hope they stay there, Iain

Yep, I'm sure their 1970's style will come back into fashion again!

Think they're already back,like bit of retro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And a pyjama party

I have Jim jam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dressing gown?

Silky?"

He doesn't strike me as the type that moisturises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There will be no PJ on Saturday night.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Hi Jim!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Jim!"

Hi Gen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heyyyy"

Hey you, guy.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Hi Jim!

Hi Gen!"

Just a quick nip in / out as I get on with nightly chores. Just 3 hrs to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Jim!

Hi Gen!

Just a quick nip in / out as I get on with nightly chores. Just 3 hrs to go."

Do your chores!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Hi Jim!

Hi Gen!

Just a quick nip in / out as I get on with nightly chores. Just 3 hrs to go.

Do your chores!"

But still have 8 guests out somewhere who've yet to return!

Clubs closed ages ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jim!

Hi Gen!

Just a quick nip in / out as I get on with nightly chores. Just 3 hrs to go.

Do your chores!

But still have 8 guests out somewhere who've yet to return!

Clubs closed ages ago."

Morning Ian

I hope they turned up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 1 this week in '91.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8vffUy47Lmc

Hale And Pace - The Stonk TOTP - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Number 1 this week in '91.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8vffUy47Lmc

Hale And Pace - The Stonk TOTP - YouTube

Will have a latte and watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Number 1 this week in '91.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8vffUy47Lmc

Hale And Pace - The Stonk TOTP - YouTube

Will have a latte and watch it

Morning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Number 1 this week in '91.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8vffUy47Lmc

Hale And Pace - The Stonk TOTP - YouTube

Will have a latte and watch it

Morning!"

Morning Jim

You getting up or going to bed?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good morning all birds are twittering and tweeting clever little devils

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning all birds are twittering and tweeting clever little devils"

Morning _oddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey guess what I did last night?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hey guess what I did last night?

What you did...conk...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey guess what I did last night?

What you did...conk...

Aw ffs I'm so predictable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey guess what I did last night?

Sucked your own dick?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hey guess what I did last night?

What you did...conk...

Aw ffs I'm so predictable

I did too!

Anyway I have to pop out, catcha later

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I've just seen a 6 week baby scan so tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just seen a 6 week baby scan so tiny"

Congrats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey guess what I did last night?

Sucked your own dick?"

I'm not a contortionist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey guess what I did last night?

What you did...conk...

Aw ffs I'm so predictable

I did too!

Anyway I have to pop out, catcha later

xx"

Laters sami xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just seen a 6 week baby scan so tiny"

Where's at?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

daughters friend

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

dont forget channel 5 tonight mistress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont forget channel 5 tonight mistress"

Nice one....I couldn't find last week's anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Number 1 this week in '91.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8vffUy47Lmc

Hale And Pace - The Stonk TOTP - YouTube

Will have a latte and watch it

Morning!

Morning Jim

You getting up or going to bed?"

I'm up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Number 1 this week in '91.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8vffUy47Lmc

Hale And Pace - The Stonk TOTP - YouTube

Will have a latte and watch it

Morning!

Morning Jim

You getting up or going to bed?

I'm up."

So I've noticed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I've just seen a 6 week baby scan so tiny"

Aaw....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Wonders if Mistress will make us that chicken dish again

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Wonders if Mistress will make us that chicken dish again

Ooh yeah, that would be scumptious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chicken parmo anyone?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

Should have put the Plough on nigel

Coming up with chips and salad

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

Should have put the Plough on nigel

Coming up with chips and salad

I kept out of the way in case he put the plough on me

Mmm chips and salad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

Should have put the Plough on nigel

Coming up with chips and salad

I kept out of the way in case he put the plough on me

Mmm chips and salad

Haha probably wise

Hey I've put aldi finest extra mature cheese on it too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

Should have put the Plough on nigel

Coming up with chips and salad

I kept out of the way in case he put the plough on me

Mmm chips and salad

Haha probably wise

Hey I've put aldi finest extra mature cheese on it too

Ooh nom nom! Is it ready now coz I've got to get him in a headlock and wrestle the teef of him....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

Should have put the Plough on nigel

Coming up with chips and salad

I kept out of the way in case he put the plough on me

Mmm chips and salad

Haha probably wise

Hey I've put aldi finest extra mature cheese on it too

Ooh nom nom! Is it ready now coz I've got to get him in a headlock and wrestle the teef of him....

I'll dice it up for you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

Should have put the Plough on nigel

Coming up with chips and salad

I kept out of the way in case he put the plough on me

Mmm chips and salad

Haha probably wise

Hey I've put aldi finest extra mature cheese on it too

Ooh nom nom! Is it ready now coz I've got to get him in a headlock and wrestle the teef of him....

I'll dice it up for you

Yeah, I could suck it I spose....oh, shit or bust..I'm going out there...come and find me if I'm not back in 10...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

...phew that was hard, he threw a seed potato at me...got em though...now where's the nosh

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

Should have put the Plough on nigel

Coming up with chips and salad

I kept out of the way in case he put the plough on me

Mmm chips and salad

Haha probably wise

Hey I've put aldi finest extra mature cheese on it too

Ooh nom nom! Is it ready now coz I've got to get him in a headlock and wrestle the teef of him....

I'll dice it up for you

Yeah, I could suck it I spose....oh, shit or bust..I'm going out there...come and find me if I'm not back in 10...

"
gets hubby in a headlock hand them teef over there needed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

Should have put the Plough on nigel

Coming up with chips and salad

I kept out of the way in case he put the plough on me

Mmm chips and salad

Haha probably wise

Hey I've put aldi finest extra mature cheese on it too

Ooh nom nom! Is it ready now coz I've got to get him in a headlock and wrestle the teef of him....

I'll dice it up for you

Yeah, I could suck it I spose....oh, shit or bust..I'm going out there...come and find me if I'm not back in 10...

gets hubby in a headlock hand them teef over there needed"

Haha

let him go Voddy, I've got them!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

Should have put the Plough on nigel

Coming up with chips and salad

I kept out of the way in case he put the plough on me

Mmm chips and salad

Haha probably wise

Hey I've put aldi finest extra mature cheese on it too

Ooh nom nom! Is it ready now coz I've got to get him in a headlock and wrestle the teef of him....

I'll dice it up for you

Yeah, I could suck it I spose....oh, shit or bust..I'm going out there...come and find me if I'm not back in 10...

gets hubby in a headlock hand them teef over there needed

Haha

let him go Voddy, I've got them!"
not fecking likely he's after ur noshi

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

Should have put the Plough on nigel

Coming up with chips and salad

I kept out of the way in case he put the plough on me

Mmm chips and salad

Haha probably wise

Hey I've put aldi finest extra mature cheese on it too

Ooh nom nom! Is it ready now coz I've got to get him in a headlock and wrestle the teef of him....

I'll dice it up for you

Yeah, I could suck it I spose....oh, shit or bust..I'm going out there...come and find me if I'm not back in 10...

gets hubby in a headlock hand them teef over there needed

Haha

let him go Voddy, I've got them!not fecking likely he's after ur noshi"

Ssshit

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hubby's come in a right old state...said some frenzied woman got him in a headlock after me..he says it's ok, he threw a seed potato at her and she legged it!

Anyway thanks for the delish chicken mistress, now I've got to give teef back to hubby so he can eat his dinner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

Should have put the Plough on nigel

Coming up with chips and salad

I kept out of the way in case he put the plough on me

Mmm chips and salad

Haha probably wise

Hey I've put aldi finest extra mature cheese on it too

Ooh nom nom! Is it ready now coz I've got to get him in a headlock and wrestle the teef of him....

I'll dice it up for you

Yeah, I could suck it I spose....oh, shit or bust..I'm going out there...come and find me if I'm not back in 10...

Feck I got another unexpected caller...I hope your safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...phew that was hard, he threw a seed potato at me...got em though...now where's the nosh

Here...I bet your starving...get tucked in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

Should have put the Plough on nigel

Coming up with chips and salad

I kept out of the way in case he put the plough on me

Mmm chips and salad

Haha probably wise

Hey I've put aldi finest extra mature cheese on it too

Ooh nom nom! Is it ready now coz I've got to get him in a headlock and wrestle the teef of him....

I'll dice it up for you

Yeah, I could suck it I spose....oh, shit or bust..I'm going out there...come and find me if I'm not back in 10...

gets hubby in a headlock hand them teef over there needed

Haha

let him go Voddy, I've got them!not fecking likely he's after ur noshi"

Get yours _oddy before it gets nicked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hubby's come in a right old state...said some frenzied woman got him in a headlock after me..he says it's ok, he threw a seed potato at her and she legged it!

Anyway thanks for the delish chicken mistress, now I've got to give teef back to hubby so he can eat his dinner!

Is he having leftover seed spuds?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

Should have put the Plough on nigel

Coming up with chips and salad

I kept out of the way in case he put the plough on me

Mmm chips and salad

Haha probably wise

Hey I've put aldi finest extra mature cheese on it too

Ooh nom nom! Is it ready now coz I've got to get him in a headlock and wrestle the teef of him....

I'll dice it up for you

Yeah, I could suck it I spose....oh, shit or bust..I'm going out there...come and find me if I'm not back in 10...

gets hubby in a headlock hand them teef over there needed

Haha

let him go Voddy, I've got them!not fecking likely he's after ur noshi

Get yours _oddy before it gets nicked

"
thanks ducks that was yummy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

THE CHINESE WORKMAN

A building contracter hires an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Chinaman. He gathers them all in his office and tells each of them their jobs.

The Englishman has to shovel a pile of sand.

The Irishman has to take the sand in the wheelbarrow to the truck.

The Chinaman is in charge of supplies.

The boss comes back two hours later and he sees the Englishman and the Irishman having a cup of tea.

''So have you done the work then?'' he asks.

The workers both shake their heads and tell him that the Chinaman didn't give them a shovel or a wheelbarrow. The boss is infuriated by this and asks the workers if they have seen the Chinaman, they tell him they thought they saw him going toward the truck.

So the boss sets out towards the truck and just as he is getting close to the truck the Chinaman jumps out from behind a wall and yells, "SUPPLIES!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken parmo anyone?

Ooh yes please, glad you're back, I'm starving, hubby turn to cook and he's rotovating the garden!

Should have put the Plough on nigel

Coming up with chips and salad

I kept out of the way in case he put the plough on me

Mmm chips and salad

Haha probably wise

Hey I've put aldi finest extra mature cheese on it too

Ooh nom nom! Is it ready now coz I've got to get him in a headlock and wrestle the teef of him....

I'll dice it up for you

Yeah, I could suck it I spose....oh, shit or bust..I'm going out there...come and find me if I'm not back in 10...

gets hubby in a headlock hand them teef over there needed

Haha

let him go Voddy, I've got them!not fecking likely he's after ur noshi

Get yours _oddy before it gets nicked

thanks ducks that was yummy"

Your weclome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"THE CHINESE WORKMAN

A building contracter hires an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Chinaman. He gathers them all in his office and tells each of them their jobs.

The Englishman has to shovel a pile of sand.

The Irishman has to take the sand in the wheelbarrow to the truck.

The Chinaman is in charge of supplies.

The boss comes back two hours later and he sees the Englishman and the Irishman having a cup of tea.

''So have you done the work then?'' he asks.

So the boss sets out towards the truck and just as he is getting close to the truck the Chinaman jumps out from behind a wall and yells, "SUPPLIES!""

Aw ffs....don't give up your day job _oddy

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Checking in before I conk out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Checking in before I conk out

Evening mate. ..I won't be far behind.

Just had some caramel rocky bars

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hubby's come in a right old state...said some frenzied woman got him in a headlock after me..he says it's ok, he threw a seed potato at her and she legged it!

Anyway thanks for the delish chicken mistress, now I've got to give teef back to hubby so he can eat his dinner!

Is he having leftover seed spuds?

No he hasn't got any left, he's been using them as ammo

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Checking in before I conk out

Hey Paul

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Checking in before I conk out

Evening mate. ..I won't be far behind.

Just had some caramel rocky bars

Where did you get them from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Checking in before I conk out

Evening mate. ..I won't be far behind.

Just had some caramel rocky bars

Where did you get them from?

16 for a quid in tesco

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hubby's come in a right old state...said some frenzied woman got him in a headlock after me..he says it's ok, he threw a seed potato at her and she legged it!

Anyway thanks for the delish chicken mistress, now I've got to give teef back to hubby so he can eat his dinner!

Is he having leftover seed spuds?

No he hasn't got any left, he's been using them as ammo

He needs a spud gun

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Checking in before I conk out

Evening mate. ..I won't be far behind.

Just had some caramel rocky bars

Where did you get them from?

16 for a quid in tesco

Wow! I've got to find Voddy, she's got one of Hubby's seed potatoes...he won't sleep tonight with worry.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hubby's come in a right old state...said some frenzied woman got him in a headlock after me..he says it's ok, he threw a seed potato at her and she legged it!

Anyway thanks for the delish chicken mistress, now I've got to give teef back to hubby so he can eat his dinner!

Is he having leftover seed spuds?

No he hasn't got any left, he's been using them as ammo

He needs a spud gun

Haha, I used to have a spud gun

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

spots sami bent over takes aim and fires

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"spots sami bent over takes aim and fires

Ouch!....

hey you got any seed potatoes..hubbys lost a couple

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Think mistress has conked

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"spots sami bent over takes aim and fires

Ouch!....

hey you got any seed potatoes..hubbys lost a couple

"
not got any but he had a bad aim and i heard breaking glass check the greenhouse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think mistress has conked

Not fecking yet

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"spots sami bent over takes aim and fires

Ouch!....

hey you got any seed potatoes..hubbys lost a couple

not got any but he had a bad aim and i heard breaking glass check the greenhouse"

Oh bugger....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Think mistress has conked

Not fecking yet

I just conked for 10 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think mistress has conked

Not fecking yet

I just conked for 10 minutes

I'm not far off..had the rocky bars a apple and a dove ice cream lolly...sugar rush coming

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Think mistress has conked

Not fecking yet

I just conked for 10 minutes

I'm not far off..had the rocky bars a apple and a dove ice cream lolly...sugar rush coming

I know. I've had yoghurt and melon...knocked me right out...Ooh...and a couple of glasses of wine...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Think mistress has conked

Not fecking yet

I just conked for 10 minutes

I'm not far off..had the rocky bars a apple and a dove ice cream lolly...sugar rush coming

I know. I've had yoghurt and melon...knocked me right out...Ooh...and a couple of glasses of wine...

Zzzzzzz....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think mistress has conked

Not fecking yet

I just conked for 10 minutes

I'm not far off..had the rocky bars a apple and a dove ice cream lolly...sugar rush coming

I know. I've had yoghurt and melon...knocked me right out...Ooh...and a couple of glasses of wine...

Zzzzzzz.... "

Not yet I've just had another dove bar...I can feel me conking though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

May I wish you lot a very Good Morning

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"May I wish you lot a very Good Morning

Yes you may...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning gobshites xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"morning gobshites xx"

Good afternoon lazy feckers

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Afternoon all, just back from football...lost!

nice instant coffee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Afternoon all, just back from football...lost!

nice instant coffee!

Got to get off now sami but I'll give you one in a instant.....that's a coffee of course

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Afternoon all, just back from football...lost!

nice instant coffee!

Got to get off now sami but I'll give you one in a instant.....that's a coffee of course

Haha!

. Ooh....

Cya later!

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over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feck it took 30 seconds to scroll down for that ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Feck it took 30 seconds to scroll down for that ffs

Haha, I know

You having a good day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feck it took 30 seconds to scroll down for that ffs

Haha, I know

You having a good day?

Not great ...but you'll know why

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Feck it took 30 seconds to scroll down for that ffs

Haha, I know

You having a good day?

Not great ...but you'll know why

Ah, bless you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

dont forget the clocks go back tonight

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight "

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

"
in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

"
good job you said I'd have put the feckers back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week"

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

"
told you it was repeated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated "

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

"
never mind Paddington station starts again monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday"

Any goths in that?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

Oh no!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?"

Probably, they get everywhere

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

good job you said I'd have put the feckers back"

You joking, isn't you.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?

Probably, they get everywhere

Yeah your right....they are only TVs who haven't got round to putting a dress on yet

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?

Probably, they get everywhere

Yeah your right....they are only TVs who haven't got round to putting a dress on yet

"
what if your a flat screen

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

good job you said I'd have put the feckers back

You joking, isn't you.....

"
got it wrong one year

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?"
I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?

Probably, they get everywhere

Yeah your right....they are only TVs who haven't got round to putting a dress on yet

what if your a flat screen"

Ah the squares

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east"

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

And the feckers coming back next week

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

And the feckers coming back next week

"
stop feeding it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

And the feckers coming back next week

stop feeding it"

Not on about my loft rat ya daft fecker.

On about the beast from the east weather ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

And the feckers coming back next week

stop feeding it

Not on about my loft rat ya daft fecker.

On about the beast from the east weather ffs"
could have ment samis hubby she said hes a beast in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

And the feckers coming back next week

stop feeding it

Not on about my loft rat ya daft fecker.

On about the beast from the east weather ffscould have ment samis hubby she said hes a beast in bed

And they live in the east too. Where the feck is she?

I need to conk out a hour earlier tonight

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

And the feckers coming back next week

stop feeding it

Not on about my loft rat ya daft fecker.

On about the beast from the east weather ffscould have ment samis hubby she said hes a beast in bed

And they live in the east too. Where the feck is she?

I need to conk out a hour earlier tonight

"
you going church in morning then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

And the feckers coming back next week

stop feeding it

Not on about my loft rat ya daft fecker.

On about the beast from the east weather ffscould have ment samis hubby she said hes a beast in bed

And they live in the east too. Where the feck is she?

I need to conk out a hour earlier tonight

you going church in morning then"

Car boot sale

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

And the feckers coming back next week

stop feeding it

Not on about my loft rat ya daft fecker.

On about the beast from the east weather ffscould have ment samis hubby she said hes a beast in bed

And they live in the east too. Where the feck is she?

I need to conk out a hour earlier tonight

you going church in morning then

Car boot sale

"
dont forget ur selling not buying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

And the feckers coming back next week

stop feeding it

Not on about my loft rat ya daft fecker.

On about the beast from the east weather ffscould have ment samis hubby she said hes a beast in bed

And they live in the east too. Where the feck is she?

I need to conk out a hour earlier tonight

you going church in morning then

Car boot sale

dont forget ur selling not buying"

Always a bit of both

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

And the feckers coming back next week

stop feeding it

Not on about my loft rat ya daft fecker.

On about the beast from the east weather ffscould have ment samis hubby she said hes a beast in bed

And they live in the east too. Where the feck is she?

I need to conk out a hour earlier tonight

you going church in morning then

Car boot sale

dont forget ur selling not buying

Always a bit of both

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

And the feckers coming back next week

stop feeding it

Not on about my loft rat ya daft fecker.

On about the beast from the east weather ffscould have ment samis hubby she said hes a beast in bed

And they live in the east too. Where the feck is she?

I need to conk out a hour earlier tonight

you going church in morning then

Car boot sale

dont forget ur selling not buying

Always a bit of both

"
drops the coffee mugs ruddy ell sami you made me jump

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

And the feckers coming back next week

stop feeding it

Not on about my loft rat ya daft fecker.

On about the beast from the east weather ffscould have ment samis hubby she said hes a beast in bed

And they live in the east too. Where the feck is she?

I need to conk out a hour earlier tonight

you going church in morning then

Car boot sale

dont forget ur selling not buying

Always a bit of both

drops the coffee mugs ruddy ell sami you made me jump"

Sorry poppett..I wuz trying to be quiet...you got any instant.....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

And the feckers coming back next week

stop feeding it

Not on about my loft rat ya daft fecker.

On about the beast from the east weather ffscould have ment samis hubby she said hes a beast in bed

And they live in the east too. Where the feck is she?

I need to conk out a hour earlier tonight

you going church in morning then

Car boot sale

dont forget ur selling not buying

Always a bit of both

drops the coffee mugs ruddy ell sami you made me jump

Sorry poppett..I wuz trying to be quiet...you got any instant.....

"
passes another

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"dont forget the clocks go back tonight

You little tinker..you know they go forward!

She's a bugger....told me there was a program on telly last night....was it shite

in fairness they should have said it was the last one last week

I missed that fecker cos you never told me it was on

told you it was repeated

I couldn't find it...and it's not on kodi...trust it to be the goth one

never mind Paddington station starts again monday

Any goths in that?I know they had to shut it coz of the beast of the east

I've met that fecker...was up here last week

And the feckers coming back next week

stop feeding it

Not on about my loft rat ya daft fecker.

On about the beast from the east weather ffscould have ment samis hubby she said hes a beast in bed

And they live in the east too. Where the feck is she?

I need to conk out a hour earlier tonight

you going church in morning then

Car boot sale

dont forget ur selling not buying

Always a bit of both

drops the coffee mugs ruddy ell sami you made me jump

Sorry poppett..I wuz trying to be quiet...you got any instant.....

passes another "

Thank you..you're an angel

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Do you think Mistress has conked Voddy? Not sure what she's been eating tonight....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Do you think Mistress has conked Voddy? Not sure what she's been eating tonight....

"
seed spuds

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evening all!

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