FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a bird...

By *ooncat123 OP Woman
over a year ago

Sutton

Who would you shit on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a list..

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By *leasant passionate manMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I'd fly over Nottingham Forest and shit on the bastards below

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

That guy with the blue lights the 1 that keeps chasing me. He'll never learn

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Trump, obviously, since he seems so happy to shit on so many other people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a lovely beer garden one evening, and a bird suit on me, suffice to say there was no second date

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'd fly over Nottingham F****t and shit on the bastards below

We could do it in tandem

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Trump, obviously, since he seems so happy to shit on so many other people...

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he could just swap wigs , I bet he keeps one in his pocket just for such incidents

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

The birds that shit on my car

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Trump, obviously, since he seems so happy to shit on so many other people...

he could just swap wigs , I bet he keeps one in his pocket just for such incidents "

...one to wear, and one for the wash?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've gotten shit on by birds more times than I can count, so I'm extrapolating that I'm probably on a few lists.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

There's a fair few in Hollywood who seem worthy.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"The birds that shit on my car"

Better your car than your shoulder...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone, doesn't matter.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Nobody, I’ve never really got off on sc@t stuff

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

"Trump, obviously, since he seems so happy to shit on so many other people...

He’s just misunderstood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a time traveling bird flying through time and changing the course of history by shiting on the right people at the right time ie, Franz Ferdinand so he ducks and the assassin misses him thus averting the 1st world war!

And why not... it's no less likely that I become a time traveling bird than any other kind of fucking bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's plenty on my shit-list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A certain coach of the England rugby team after his comments on Wales being a shitty little country.

I'll give him poop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd need to be a big bird....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd need to be a big bird....

Like out of Sesame Street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a time traveling bird flying through time and changing the course of history by shiting on the right people at the right time ie, Franz Ferdinand so he ducks and the assassin misses him thus averting the 1st world war!

And why not... it's no less likely that I become a time traveling bird than any other kind of fucking bird

Bravo....love your line of thinking !

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By *carlet_heavenWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

Statistically it’s been proven that birds prefer to poo on red cars

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd have to say my sister. Just as she was looking up so it got her slap bang in between her brows and splashed in both eyes.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'd dump on someone's chips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t imagine shitting on anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keith lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex, he deserves it more than anyone. He will get shit on eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The copper that gave me a speeding ticket today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyclists!

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

The old woman who never said thanks for me holding the door open for her today

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By *reckledbumWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

Hmmm. Isn't it supposed to be good luck if a bird shits on someone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my time on Fab I've managed to message and wink myself.

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

Trump! I'd invite all my birds friends to recreate that creepy film 'The Birds' then mass crap on him...if I could splatter my ex too in the process (another yank) even better!

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