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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Have you been drinking or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't like broccoli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you been drinking or something "

Not recently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't like broccoli "

I’ll settle for cauliflower but I’m NOT happy about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans."

does it have to be broccoli? if yourself carrots id consider it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans.

does it have to be broccoli? if yourself carrots id consider it "

Carrots? What’s the point!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Darn it! There's always a fly in the ointment. I'm phobic about batman style flapping. Soz.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Have you been drinking or something "

I think we want whatever he’s had ....

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans.

does it have to be broccoli? if yourself carrots id consider it

Carrots? What’s the point!"

To see in the dark!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans.

does it have to be broccoli? if yourself carrots id consider it

Carrots? What’s the point!

To see in the dark!"

Only batman sees in the dark!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bump because I need to cross this off my bucket list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans."

Cool story Bro!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love broccoli. Would I get to eat it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love broccoli. Would I get to eat it? "

Of course. But not until after though

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Which recipe are you using g for the cheesecake?

I only ask because I find Delia Smiths is pretty good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Which recipe are you using g for the cheesecake?

I only ask because I find Delia Smiths is pretty good."

I use a none bake recipe. The cheesecake comes out as light as air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found you're post most amusing my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love broccoli. Would I get to eat it?

Of course. But not until after though "

Will you feed it to me? I mean, if I'm fulfilling your fantasy you could help out with mine right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love broccoli. Would I get to eat it?

Of course. But not until after though

Will you feed it to me? I mean, if I'm fulfilling your fantasy you could help out with mine right? "

Of course. It's only fair

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By *uckymooMan
over a year ago

Mid-Cheshire

Sounds like you want a hot steamy session!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if wonder woman wants to join the party??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And if wonder woman wants to join the party??

"

Are you Wonder Woman? Because I could get on board with that if you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love broccoli. Would I get to eat it?

Of course. But not until after though

Will you feed it to me? I mean, if I'm fulfilling your fantasy you could help out with mine right?

Of course. It's only fair "

Cool. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like you want a hot steamy session!! "

Steamy broccoli. Is their anything sexier?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love broccoli. Would I get to eat it?

Of course. But not until after though

Will you feed it to me? I mean, if I'm fulfilling your fantasy you could help out with mine right?

Of course. It's only fair

Cool. I'm in "

I knew this wouldn't be too hard to find. Thank you. Thread closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans."

I'm seriously worried about you. Do you need a doctor?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans.

I'm seriously worried about you. Do you need a doctor? "

If I can't make a simple request without someone being worried about me than there is something wrong with this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And if wonder woman wants to join the party??

Are you Wonder Woman? Because I could get on board with that if you are "

I am not but I could get you get nr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And if wonder woman wants to join the party??

Are you Wonder Woman? Because I could get on board with that if you are

I am not but I could get you get nr "

I'll think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you feeling alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans.

I'm seriously worried about you. Do you need a doctor?

If I can't make a simple request without someone being worried about me than there is something wrong with this site"

Beg your pardon Mr cake, it must be me that needs help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans.

I'm seriously worried about you. Do you need a doctor?

If I can't make a simple request without someone being worried about me than there is something wrong with this site

Beg your pardon Mr cake, it must be me that needs help. "

Quite obviously

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the type of cheesecake

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans."

Only if you flog me with a stick of wilted leafy celery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'll do it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans."

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'll come to the rescue... again.

Last time it was hulk smashing custard, this time Batman cape and broccoli.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Can I have cheese sauce on the broccoli pls

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

So long as there's no red crap on the cheesecake

Friends fan for life.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I like broccoli but I am vegetarian does that rule me out?

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Is the cheesecake recipe suitable for vegans?

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans."

A great way to hide rank farts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the cheesecake recipe suitable for vegans? "

No, unless vegans are eating cheese now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the cheesecake recipe suitable for vegans?

No, unless vegans are eating cheese now?"

Use knob cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the cheesecake recipe suitable for vegans?

No, unless vegans are eating cheese now?

Use knob cheese. "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Is the cheesecake recipe suitable for vegans?

No, unless vegans are eating cheese now?

Use knob cheese. "

Get a free grater thrown in

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Have you been drinking or something

Not recently "

Smoking something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking toward to seeing the pics

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I’m looking for a woman who would let me do her doggy style while her head is next to a bowl of steamed broccoli.

She must be comfortable with me doing her from behind while I flap the duvet like Batman flaps his cape while I recite the recipe for my favourite cheese cake.

No vegans.

I'm seriously worried about you. Do you need a doctor?

If I can't make a simple request without someone being worried about me than there is something wrong with this site"

It’s the fact that there are a few eager volunteers for this simple request that worries me

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