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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

welcome one and all to the loose lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With no snow

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"welcome one and all to the loose lounge "

I'll be the first loose woman in!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"welcome one and all to the loose lounge "

Do I have to be loose to qualify on here?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"With no snow "

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"welcome one and all to the loose lounge

I'll be the first loose woman in! "

You can be Andrea what's her name

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"welcome one and all to the loose lounge

Do I have to be loose to qualify on here? "

Not necessarily , Iain nor a woman

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"With no snow

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time? "

Samiss. Good evening!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"welcome one and all to the loose lounge

I'll be the first loose woman in!

You can be Andrea what's her name "

McLean

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"welcome one and all to the loose lounge

I'll be the first loose woman in!

You can be Andrea what's her name "

mc;lean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"welcome one and all to the loose lounge

Do I have to be loose to qualify on here? "

Well your not a woman...psst...neither am I

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man"

Peter Andre?!?!

I'm better taste than he!!!!!!!!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening mr gen xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With no snow

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time? "

Nah it had erectile dysfunction this week

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"welcome one and all to the loose lounge

Do I have to be loose to qualify on here?

Well your not a woman...psst...neither am I "

Oh err Matron!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man"

Haha nah mistress is much better looking than Janet street porter....but you make a lovely Colleen

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man

Peter Andre?!?!

I'm better taste than he!!!!!!!!"

he gets all the woman after him though

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"evening mr gen xx "

Evening Voddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man"

Who's jsp?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"With no snow

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time?

Samiss. Good evening!"

Good evening Iain, how are you? Busy at work, I take it

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man

Peter Andre?!?!

I'm better taste than he!!!!!!!!he gets all the woman after him though"

Ooooops Got him confused with that Stringfellow guy!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man

Haha nah mistress is much better looking than Janet street porter....but you make a lovely Colleen "

cant have mistress as gloria bloody hunnyford though or anne diamond

maybe nadia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"welcome one and all to the loose lounge

I'll be the first loose woman in!

You can be Andrea what's her name

McLean "

Thats her

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"With no snow

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time?

Nah it had erectile dysfunction this week "

Doh!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man

Who's jsp? "

janet street porter

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man

Who's jsp? "

Janet Street Porter

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"With no snow

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time?

Samiss. Good evening!

Good evening Iain, how are you? Busy at work, I take it "

1st night back. Looks like I could be busy too, so if I disappear, that's why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"welcome one and all to the loose lounge

Do I have to be loose to qualify on here?

Well your not a woman...psst...neither am I

Oh err Matron!"

Evening Kenneth

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man

Peter Andre?!?!

I'm better taste than he!!!!!!!!he gets all the woman after him though"

Mysterious Girl.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man

Peter Andre?!?!

I'm better taste than he!!!!!!!!he gets all the woman after him though

Ooooops Got him confused with that Stringfellow guy!"

Ugh, no..you're far nicer than him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man

Who's jsp?

Janet Street Porter "

Feck I haven't got gnashers like her

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"With no snow

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time?

Samiss. Good evening!

Good evening Iain, how are you? Busy at work, I take it

1st night back. Looks like I could be busy too, so if I disappear, that's why."

Ok, no problem

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i didnt realise how short andrew lloyd webber was till talking to him last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With no snow

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time?

Samiss. Good evening!

Good evening Iain, how are you? Busy at work, I take it

1st night back. Looks like I could be busy too, so if I disappear, that's why."

Them feckers won't go to bed eh...and you can't get a bloody tip as it gets charged to there room

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man

Peter Andre?!?!

I'm better taste than he!!!!!!!!he gets all the woman after him though

Ooooops Got him confused with that Stringfellow guy!

Ugh, no..you're far nicer than him! "

Well, thank you! You have good taste!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"With no snow

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time?

Samiss. Good evening!

Good evening Iain, how are you? Busy at work, I take it

1st night back. Looks like I could be busy too, so if I disappear, that's why.

Them feckers won't go to bed eh...and you can't get a bloody tip as it gets charged to there room"

Well, some charge but most pay cash so it does not appear on their bills. Tips are few though.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"i didnt realise how short andrew lloyd webber was till talking to him last week"

Was that at the show, or was he in Tescos

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man

Peter Andre?!?!

I'm better taste than he!!!!!!!!he gets all the woman after him though

Ooooops Got him confused with that Stringfellow guy!

Ugh, no..you're far nicer than him!

Well, thank you! You have good taste! "

You're welcome

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man

Peter Andre?!?!

I'm better taste than he!!!!!!!!he gets all the woman after him though

Ooooops Got him confused with that Stringfellow guy!

Ugh, no..you're far nicer than him!

Well, thank you! You have good taste!

You're welcome "

Flattery will get you everywhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With no snow

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time?

Samiss. Good evening!

Good evening Iain, how are you? Busy at work, I take it

1st night back. Looks like I could be busy too, so if I disappear, that's why.

Them feckers won't go to bed eh...and you can't get a bloody tip as it gets charged to there room

Well, some charge but most pay cash so it does not appear on their bills. Tips are few though."

When I did it....after the day staff had gone it was all put on there room only...so no chance of a tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i didnt realise how short andrew lloyd webber was till talking to him last week"

Name dropper

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"mistress--- j s p

sami === andrea

me ==== colleen

_enguy===== peter andre loose man

Peter Andre?!?!

I'm better taste than he!!!!!!!!he gets all the woman after him though

Ooooops Got him confused with that Stringfellow guy!

Ugh, no..you're far nicer than him!

Well, thank you! You have good taste!

You're welcome

Flattery will get you everywhere! "

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i didnt realise how short andrew lloyd webber was till talking to him last week

Was that at the show, or was he in Tescos "

at the show

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i didnt realise how short andrew lloyd webber was till talking to him last week

Name dropper "

was sat with zoes mum said you knew her

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"With no snow

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time?

Samiss. Good evening!

Good evening Iain, how are you? Busy at work, I take it

1st night back. Looks like I could be busy too, so if I disappear, that's why.

Them feckers won't go to bed eh...and you can't get a bloody tip as it gets charged to there room

Well, some charge but most pay cash so it does not appear on their bills. Tips are few though.

When I did it....after the day staff had gone it was all put on there room only...so no chance of a tip "

A lot of hotels do that these days. Actually some hotels I know add automatic 12.5% service charge & pocket every penny! Sods! Here, we encourage cash for guests.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"With no snow

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time?

Samiss. Good evening!

Good evening Iain, how are you? Busy at work, I take it

1st night back. Looks like I could be busy too, so if I disappear, that's why.

Them feckers won't go to bed eh...and you can't get a bloody tip as it gets charged to there room

Well, some charge but most pay cash so it does not appear on their bills. Tips are few though.

When I did it....after the day staff had gone it was all put on there room only...so no chance of a tip

A lot of hotels do that these days. Actually some hotels I know add automatic 12.5% service charge & pocket every penny! Sods! Here, we encourage cash for guests."

That's disgraceful, Iain. I like to tip someone personally , if they have provided good customer service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i didnt realise how short andrew lloyd webber was till talking to him last week

Was that at the show, or was he in Tescos at the show "

I was chatting to a bloke off the telly in Tescos a while back

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"i didnt realise how short andrew lloyd webber was till talking to him last week

Was that at the show, or was he in Tescos at the show

I was chatting to a bloke off the telly in Tescos a while back"

Oozat?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

We see a famous actor at the Royal Marsden hospital, won't say who it is though, that would be unfair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With no snow

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time?

Samiss. Good evening!

Good evening Iain, how are you? Busy at work, I take it

1st night back. Looks like I could be busy too, so if I disappear, that's why.

Them feckers won't go to bed eh...and you can't get a bloody tip as it gets charged to there room

Well, some charge but most pay cash so it does not appear on their bills. Tips are few though.

When I did it....after the day staff had gone it was all put on there room only...so no chance of a tip

A lot of hotels do that these days. Actually some hotels I know add automatic 12.5% service charge & pocket every penny! Sods! Here, we encourage cash for guests."

The day staff tips didn't include me...they were shared out equally amongst them...so the very odd fiver I got went in my back pocket...and i would refuse to take a time of them that was added to Thier room for the same reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i didnt realise how short andrew lloyd webber was till talking to him last week

Was that at the show, or was he in Tescos at the show

I was chatting to a bloke off the telly in Tescos a while back

Oozat? "

Billy...can't remember his second name but he was a beard bloke who done a lot of Catherine Cookson programs and he done a silver lady taxi show with Frank Windsor. ..and played geordie in the monicoled muttoneir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i didnt realise how short andrew lloyd webber was till talking to him last week

Was that at the show, or was he in Tescos at the show

I was chatting to a bloke off the telly in Tescos a while back

Oozat?

Billy...can't remember his second name but he was a beard bloke who done a lot of Catherine Cookson programs and he done a silver lady taxi show with Frank Windsor. ..and played geordie in the monicoled muttoneir "

Billy fellows...that's him

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i didnt realise how short andrew lloyd webber was till talking to him last week

Was that at the show, or was he in Tescos at the show

I was chatting to a bloke off the telly in Tescos a while back

Oozat?

Billy...can't remember his second name but he was a beard bloke who done a lot of Catherine Cookson programs and he done a silver lady taxi show with Frank Windsor. ..and played geordie in the monicoled muttoneir "

bill fellows

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i liked her 15 streets

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"i didnt realise how short andrew lloyd webber was till talking to him last week

Was that at the show, or was he in Tescos at the show

I was chatting to a bloke off the telly in Tescos a while back

Oozat?

Billy...can't remember his second name but he was a beard bloke who done a lot of Catherine Cookson programs and he done a silver lady taxi show with Frank Windsor. ..and played geordie in the monicoled muttoneir

Billy fellows...that's him "

Just found him on Google

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"With no snow

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time?

Samiss. Good evening!

Good evening Iain, how are you? Busy at work, I take it

1st night back. Looks like I could be busy too, so if I disappear, that's why.

Them feckers won't go to bed eh...and you can't get a bloody tip as it gets charged to there room

Well, some charge but most pay cash so it does not appear on their bills. Tips are few though.

When I did it....after the day staff had gone it was all put on there room only...so no chance of a tip

A lot of hotels do that these days. Actually some hotels I know add automatic 12.5% service charge & pocket every penny! Sods! Here, we encourage cash for guests.

That's disgraceful, Iain. I like to tip someone personally , if they have provided good customer service "

I'm back. Ref tipping. Pne of culprits is the Macdonald Hotel group. They keep every penny. Best to tip their staff (discreetly) cos if managers realise, they ask staff to hand it over into staff tips fund. That feeds into H.O. and never seen again! More Co Profits!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right lovelies,see you tomorrow, na night xx

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Right lovelies,see you tomorrow, na night xx"

Goodnight!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"With no snow

We don't want no more snow, did you get that knob'ead on your bin this time?

Samiss. Good evening!

Good evening Iain, how are you? Busy at work, I take it

1st night back. Looks like I could be busy too, so if I disappear, that's why.

Them feckers won't go to bed eh...and you can't get a bloody tip as it gets charged to there room

Well, some charge but most pay cash so it does not appear on their bills. Tips are few though.

When I did it....after the day staff had gone it was all put on there room only...so no chance of a tip

A lot of hotels do that these days. Actually some hotels I know add automatic 12.5% service charge & pocket every penny! Sods! Here, we encourage cash for guests.

That's disgraceful, Iain. I like to tip someone personally , if they have provided good customer service

I'm back. Ref tipping. Pne of culprits is the Macdonald Hotel group. They keep every penny. Best to tip their staff (discreetly) cos if managers realise, they ask staff to hand it over into staff tips fund. That feeds into H.O. and never seen again! More Co Profits!"

We go in Frankie and Bennies and we pay by card, think the machine asks if you want to tip. We give a tip to the person who looked after us

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right lovelies,see you tomorrow, na night xx

Goodnight!"

Goodnight Iain.x

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

hmmmmmm police chopper has been hovering over next rd for 15 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loosers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right lovelies,see you tomorrow, na night xx"

I'd already conked at that point..good morning now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hmmmmmm police chopper has been hovering over next rd for 15 mins"

Don't the rossers use the bog...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loosers. "

Morning again jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loosers.

Morning again jim"

Morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loosers.

Morning again jim

Morning!"

You had a busy night last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loosers.

Morning again jim

Morning!

You had a busy night last night?"

Yes. Went to sleep when I got in, woke up about 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 1 this week in 1990.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-MnELifX3sQ

Beats International Dub Be Good To Me - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all... I'm not loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Number 1 this week in 1990.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-MnELifX3sQ

Beats International Dub Be Good To Me - YouTube

"

Well that and my double shot latte has pulled me round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all... I'm not loose "

Not even foot loose?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"welcome one and all to the loose lounge "

I'm only slightly loose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"welcome one and all to the loose lounge

I'm only slightly loose "

That will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all... I'm not loose

Not even foot loose? "

To be honest I'm more flabby than loose but the gym will help this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all... I'm not loose

Not even foot loose?

To be honest I'm more flabby than loose but the gym will help this "

Lay with your arms outstretched under a settee then pull your legs up and over your head..try for 50 times the first time...then build up each day.

It works well on the loose tummy...and save you some gym fees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/03/18 08:12:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all... I'm not loose

Not even foot loose?

To be honest I'm more flabby than loose but the gym will help this

Lay with your arms outstretched under a settee then pull your legs up and over your head..try for 50 times the first time...then build up each day.

It works well on the loose tummy...and save you some gym fees "

Fully paid up at new gym yesterday... No more Flab At Fifty... Gonna get Fab At Fifty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all... I'm not loose

Not even foot loose?

To be honest I'm more flabby than loose but the gym will help this

Lay with your arms outstretched under a settee then pull your legs up and over your head..try for 50 times the first time...then build up each day.

It works well on the loose tummy...and save you some gym fees

Fully paid up at new gym yesterday... No more Flab At Fifty... Gonna get Fab At Fifty "

Well just make sure you go there...as plenty commit for a year and only go for a few weeks

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning all the sun is out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all the sun is out "

Morning _oddy

People are walking past my window with just shirts on

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all the sun is out

Morning _oddy

People are walking past my window with just shirts on "

there trying to peep in to see what your up to bloody clever though walking on your window sill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all the sun is out

Morning _oddy

People are walking past my window with just shirts on there trying to peep in to see what your up to bloody clever though walking on your window sill "

Feck off

I can see through my patio doors

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning all the sun is out

Morning _oddy

People are walking past my window with just shirts on there trying to peep in to see what your up to bloody clever though walking on your window sill

Feck off

I can see through my patio doors "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right lovelies,see you tomorrow, na night xx

I'd already conked at that point..good morning now "

Afternoon Mistress!

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though "

where you going

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Afternoon Jim

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

sammmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiii xxx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all... I'm not loose "

Afternoon Eenie....I am loose!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all the sun is out

Morning _oddy

People are walking past my window with just shirts on "

Wot...no trousers?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though "

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sammmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiii xxx "

voddddddddy!.....how are you lovely lady?

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"sammmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiii xxx

voddddddddy!.....how are you lovely lady?

"

all the better for seeing you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"sammmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiii xxx

voddddddddy!.....how are you lovely lady?

all the better for seeing you "

Ah...a big mwah to you! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though where you going "

Out...just a quick post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all... I'm not loose

Not even foot loose?

To be honest I'm more flabby than loose but the gym will help this

Lay with your arms outstretched under a settee then pull your legs up and over your head..try for 50 times the first time...then build up each day.

It works well on the loose tummy...and save you some gym fees

Fully paid up at new gym yesterday... No more Flab At Fifty... Gonna get Fab At Fifty

Well just make sure you go there...as plenty commit for a year and only go for a few weeks"

I did 11 out of 12 months last year but the gym was crap which is why I gave up at the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all... I'm not loose

Afternoon Eenie....I am loose! "

I'm a good girl I am

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all... I'm not loose

Afternoon Eenie....I am loose!

I'm a good girl I am "

I know!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"morning all the sun is out

Morning _oddy

People are walking past my window with just shirts on

Wot...no trousers? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco! "

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all... I'm not loose

Not even foot loose?

To be honest I'm more flabby than loose but the gym will help this

Lay with your arms outstretched under a settee then pull your legs up and over your head..try for 50 times the first time...then build up each day.

It works well on the loose tummy...and save you some gym fees

Fully paid up at new gym yesterday... No more Flab At Fifty... Gonna get Fab At Fifty

Well just make sure you go there...as plenty commit for a year and only go for a few weeks

I did 11 out of 12 months last year but the gym was crap which is why I gave up at the end "

Thats good if you use it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did "

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get? "

10 pairs of light legs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs "

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine! "

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk "

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow "

Well you've got the eyes for it...you just need a good nose to sniff em out

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow

Well you've got the eyes for it...you just need a good nose to sniff em out "

Haha I must check out t h e Easter eggs for the grandchildren too, think they're doing 3 for £10, but I'll shop around first I think

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Catcha later, off to cook the salad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow

Well you've got the eyes for it...you just need a good nose to sniff em out

Haha I must check out t h e Easter eggs for the grandchildren too, think they're doing 3 for £10, but I'll shop around first I think "

Or two of the big ones for 6 quid I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Catcha later, off to cook the salad! "

Enjoy.. see ya later sami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, quick hello from me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow

Well you've got the eyes for it...you just need a good nose to sniff em out

Haha I must check out t h e Easter eggs for the grandchildren too, think they're doing 3 for £10, but I'll shop around first I think

Or two of the big ones for 6 quid I think"

These were quite big, we have 8 grandchildren to buy for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow

Well you've got the eyes for it...you just need a good nose to sniff em out

Haha I must check out t h e Easter eggs for the grandchildren too, think they're doing 3 for £10, but I'll shop around first I think

Or two of the big ones for 6 quid I think

These were quite big, we have 8 grandchildren to buy for! "

Aw scrub that...just looked on tinternet and they are 6 quid each or two for a tenner...cost you 40 quid...but they are XL eggs...were as the 3 for a tenner will only cost you 30 quid and you'll ave on left for yourself

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over a year ago


"Evening all, quick hello from me "

If your still up...good evening eenie

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow

Well you've got the eyes for it...you just need a good nose to sniff em out

Haha I must check out t h e Easter eggs for the grandchildren too, think they're doing 3 for £10, but I'll shop around first I think

Or two of the big ones for 6 quid I think

These were quite big, we have 8 grandchildren to buy for!

Aw scrub that...just looked on tinternet and they are 6 quid each or two for a tenner...cost you 40 quid...but they are XL eggs...were as the 3 for a tenner will only cost you 30 quid and you'll ave on left for yourself "

Yes, I worked that out, I'll have to hide it from hubby though, he will scoff the lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow

Well you've got the eyes for it...you just need a good nose to sniff em out

Haha I must check out t h e Easter eggs for the grandchildren too, think they're doing 3 for £10, but I'll shop around first I think

Or two of the big ones for 6 quid I think

These were quite big, we have 8 grandchildren to buy for!

Aw scrub that...just looked on tinternet and they are 6 quid each or two for a tenner...cost you 40 quid...but they are XL eggs...were as the 3 for a tenner will only cost you 30 quid and you'll ave on left for yourself

Yes, I worked that out, I'll have to hide it from hubby though, he will scoff the lot! "

Hide the teef

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evening all!

Just got in. Have I missed anything?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow

Well you've got the eyes for it...you just need a good nose to sniff em out

Haha I must check out t h e Easter eggs for the grandchildren too, think they're doing 3 for £10, but I'll shop around first I think

Or two of the big ones for 6 quid I think

These were quite big, we have 8 grandchildren to buy for!

Aw scrub that...just looked on tinternet and they are 6 quid each or two for a tenner...cost you 40 quid...but they are XL eggs...were as the 3 for a tenner will only cost you 30 quid and you'll ave on left for yourself

Yes, I worked that out, I'll have to hide it from hubby though, he will scoff the lot!

Hide the teef "

Yeah, I will, I've got to find a new hiding place coz he keeps finding them. I know.....I'll put them in the dish washer..he'll never find them there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all!

Just got in. Have I missed anything?"

Just the price of easter eggs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all!

Just got in. Have I missed anything?"

Evening Iain, no nothing, very quiet. You having a good day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow

Well you've got the eyes for it...you just need a good nose to sniff em out

Haha I must check out t h e Easter eggs for the grandchildren too, think they're doing 3 for £10, but I'll shop around first I think

Or two of the big ones for 6 quid I think

These were quite big, we have 8 grandchildren to buy for!

Aw scrub that...just looked on tinternet and they are 6 quid each or two for a tenner...cost you 40 quid...but they are XL eggs...were as the 3 for a tenner will only cost you 30 quid and you'll ave on left for yourself

Yes, I worked that out, I'll have to hide it from hubby though, he will scoff the lot!

Hide the teef

Yeah, I will, I've got to find a new hiding place coz he keeps finding them. I know.....I'll put them in the dish washer..he'll never find them there "

Jeez he will look like one of the osmonds when he smiles

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all!

Just got in. Have I missed anything?"

Evening Iain, no nothing, very quiet. You having a good day?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow

Well you've got the eyes for it...you just need a good nose to sniff em out

Haha I must check out t h e Easter eggs for the grandchildren too, think they're doing 3 for £10, but I'll shop around first I think

Or two of the big ones for 6 quid I think

These were quite big, we have 8 grandchildren to buy for!

Aw scrub that...just looked on tinternet and they are 6 quid each or two for a tenner...cost you 40 quid...but they are XL eggs...were as the 3 for a tenner will only cost you 30 quid and you'll ave on left for yourself

Yes, I worked that out, I'll have to hide it from hubby though, he will scoff the lot!

Hide the teef

Yeah, I will, I've got to find a new hiding place coz he keeps finding them. I know.....I'll put them in the dish washer..he'll never find them there

Jeez he will look like one of the osmonds when he smiles "

Yeah little Jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all!

Just got in. Have I missed anything?

Evening Iain, no nothing, very quiet. You having a good day? "

Echo in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow

Well you've got the eyes for it...you just need a good nose to sniff em out

Haha I must check out t h e Easter eggs for the grandchildren too, think they're doing 3 for £10, but I'll shop around first I think

Or two of the big ones for 6 quid I think

These were quite big, we have 8 grandchildren to buy for!

Aw scrub that...just looked on tinternet and they are 6 quid each or two for a tenner...cost you 40 quid...but they are XL eggs...were as the 3 for a tenner will only cost you 30 quid and you'll ave on left for yourself

Yes, I worked that out, I'll have to hide it from hubby though, he will scoff the lot!

Hide the teef

Yeah, I will, I've got to find a new hiding place coz he keeps finding them. I know.....I'll put them in the dish washer..he'll never find them there

Jeez he will look like one of the osmonds when he smiles

Yeah little Jimmy "

Where's _oddy...oh I know she's getting more teef

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all!

Just got in. Have I missed anything?

Evening Iain, no nothing, very quiet. You having a good day?

Echo in here "

Haha thought I'd sent that twice, I'd conked for a minute and sent it again!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow

Well you've got the eyes for it...you just need a good nose to sniff em out

Haha I must check out t h e Easter eggs for the grandchildren too, think they're doing 3 for £10, but I'll shop around first I think

Or two of the big ones for 6 quid I think

These were quite big, we have 8 grandchildren to buy for!

Aw scrub that...just looked on tinternet and they are 6 quid each or two for a tenner...cost you 40 quid...but they are XL eggs...were as the 3 for a tenner will only cost you 30 quid and you'll ave on left for yourself

Yes, I worked that out, I'll have to hide it from hubby though, he will scoff the lot!

Hide the teef

Yeah, I will, I've got to find a new hiding place coz he keeps finding them. I know.....I'll put them in the dish washer..he'll never find them there

Jeez he will look like one of the osmonds when he smiles

Yeah little Jimmy

Where's _oddy...oh I know she's getting more teef "

Do ya reckon you can buy them off eBay? It would be nice to go out for lunch together again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all!

Just got in. Have I missed anything?

Evening Iain, no nothing, very quiet. You having a good day?

Echo in here

Haha thought I'd sent that twice, I'd conked for a minute and sent it again! "

I've done that...hit the back button then got distracted then come back to see it there ready to send...normally scratch my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow

Well you've got the eyes for it...you just need a good nose to sniff em out

Haha I must check out t h e Easter eggs for the grandchildren too, think they're doing 3 for £10, but I'll shop around first I think

Or two of the big ones for 6 quid I think

These were quite big, we have 8 grandchildren to buy for!

Aw scrub that...just looked on tinternet and they are 6 quid each or two for a tenner...cost you 40 quid...but they are XL eggs...were as the 3 for a tenner will only cost you 30 quid and you'll ave on left for yourself

Yes, I worked that out, I'll have to hide it from hubby though, he will scoff the lot!

Hide the teef

Yeah, I will, I've got to find a new hiding place coz he keeps finding them. I know.....I'll put them in the dish washer..he'll never find them there

Jeez he will look like one of the osmonds when he smiles

Yeah little Jimmy

Where's _oddy...oh I know she's getting more teef

Do ya reckon you can buy them off eBay? It would be nice to go out for lunch together again "

Get him a set of dracula teef...in fact I might get a set for whitby

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all!

Just got in. Have I missed anything?

Evening Iain, no nothing, very quiet. You having a good day?

Echo in here

Haha thought I'd sent that twice, I'd conked for a minute and sent it again!

I've done that...hit the back button then got distracted then come back to see it there ready to send...normally scratch my head"

Sad getting old, isn't it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Your late sami

Got to nip off now though

Yeah, been to docs to collect meds and Tesco!

Did you get any bargains in tesco?

I just did

No, just nipped in for some salad. What did you get?

10 pairs of light legs

I must have a look round tomorrow, when we do our big shop! We noticed 25% of 6 bottles of wine!

Was all in them trays on a big trolley with yellow stickers on....loads of that protein stuff going dead cheap....and no I don't mean spunk

Haha, I'll have a look tomorrow

Well you've got the eyes for it...you just need a good nose to sniff em out

Haha I must check out t h e Easter eggs for the grandchildren too, think they're doing 3 for £10, but I'll shop around first I think

Or two of the big ones for 6 quid I think

These were quite big, we have 8 grandchildren to buy for!

Aw scrub that...just looked on tinternet and they are 6 quid each or two for a tenner...cost you 40 quid...but they are XL eggs...were as the 3 for a tenner will only cost you 30 quid and you'll ave on left for yourself

Yes, I worked that out, I'll have to hide it from hubby though, he will scoff the lot!

Hide the teef

Yeah, I will, I've got to find a new hiding place coz he keeps finding them. I know.....I'll put them in the dish washer..he'll never find them there

Jeez he will look like one of the osmonds when he smiles

Yeah little Jimmy

Where's _oddy...oh I know she's getting more teef

Do ya reckon you can buy them off eBay? It would be nice to go out for lunch together again

Get him a set of dracula teef...in fact I might get a set for whitby"

Good idea, you pretty much sorted with your outfit now?

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over a year ago


"

Get him a set of dracula teef...in fact I might get a set for whitby

Good idea, you pretty much sorted with your outfit now? "

Yeah all done now but still deciding on a wig under hat

Had to shorten that fecker...was getting like a book

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"

Get him a set of dracula teef...in fact I might get a set for whitby

Good idea, you pretty much sorted with your outfit now?

Yeah all done now but still deciding on a wig under hat

Had to shorten that fecker...was getting like a book "

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Hi again! Almost as soon as I posted before, a difficult guest caused a few problems. Just got him sorted and should be easier tonight.

Last night, didn't close the Bar till gone 3am!

Been a quiet day. Attended LIONS meeting tonight then into work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi again! Almost as soon as I posted before, a difficult guest caused a few problems. Just got him sorted and should be easier tonight.

Last night, didn't close the Bar till gone 3am!

Been a quiet day. Attended LIONS meeting tonight then into work."

Jeez I was ready for a hours kip around 3am when I done that job...and what's this lions thing Ian?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi again! Almost as soon as I posted before, a difficult guest caused a few problems. Just got him sorted and should be easier tonight.

Last night, didn't close the Bar till gone 3am!

Been a quiet day. Attended LIONS meeting tonight then into work."

I bet you get quite a few difficult guests, people can be so rude sometimes

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Hi again! Almost as soon as I posted before, a difficult guest caused a few problems. Just got him sorted and should be easier tonight.

Last night, didn't close the Bar till gone 3am!

Been a quiet day. Attended LIONS meeting tonight then into work.

Jeez I was ready for a hours kip around 3am when I done that job...and what's this lions thing Ian?"

LIONS is the Charity organisation, spread across the world and itself is the largest non-governmental organisation globally with over 1M members!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi again! Almost as soon as I posted before, a difficult guest caused a few problems. Just got him sorted and should be easier tonight.

Last night, didn't close the Bar till gone 3am!

Been a quiet day. Attended LIONS meeting tonight then into work.

Jeez I was ready for a hours kip around 3am when I done that job...and what's this lions thing Ian?

LIONS is the Charity organisation, spread across the world and itself is the largest non-governmental organisation globally with over 1M members! "

Ah yes I have heard of it...but on here it normally has different connotations

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi again! Almost as soon as I posted before, a difficult guest caused a few problems. Just got him sorted and should be easier tonight.

Last night, didn't close the Bar till gone 3am!

Been a quiet day. Attended LIONS meeting tonight then into work.

Jeez I was ready for a hours kip around 3am when I done that job...and what's this lions thing Ian?

LIONS is the Charity organisation, spread across the world and itself is the largest non-governmental organisation globally with over 1M members! "

Ooh, just had a Google Iain,that sounds a great organization and I like the youth part of the charity, great idea!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Hi again! Almost as soon as I posted before, a difficult guest caused a few problems. Just got him sorted and should be easier tonight.

Last night, didn't close the Bar till gone 3am!

Been a quiet day. Attended LIONS meeting tonight then into work.

Jeez I was ready for a hours kip around 3am when I done that job...and what's this lions thing Ian?

LIONS is the Charity organisation, spread across the world and itself is the largest non-governmental organisation globally with over 1M members!

Ooh, just had a Google Iain,that sounds a great organization and I like the youth part of the charity, great idea! "

I've just joined the Warwick branch which has been in existence for over 50 yrs and is one of most successful in W Midlands.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hi again! Almost as soon as I posted before, a difficult guest caused a few problems. Just got him sorted and should be easier tonight.

Last night, didn't close the Bar till gone 3am!

Been a quiet day. Attended LIONS meeting tonight then into work.

Jeez I was ready for a hours kip around 3am when I done that job...and what's this lions thing Ian?

LIONS is the Charity organisation, spread across the world and itself is the largest non-governmental organisation globally with over 1M members!

Ooh, just had a Google Iain,that sounds a great organization and I like the youth part of the charity, great idea!

I've just joined the Warwick branch which has been in existence for over 50 yrs and is one of most successful in W Midlands."

That's great, well done you, Iain

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right I'm conking now, so na night and see y'all tomorrow xxx

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Honey I'm home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey I'm home "

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

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over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest "

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!..... "

Still in other half?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half? "

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep......

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... "

was he smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling"

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling"

Oh he was smiling, little tinker!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up "

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute! "

Silky pj's have came sami

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami "

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones! "

Too late ...they are on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

Too late ...they are on "

Tut.....bugger.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

Too late ...they are on

Tut.....bugger..... "

I'll give em a wash for your stay over

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

Too late ...they are on

Tut.....bugger.....

I'll give em a wash for your stay over

"

Thank you You got a bulldog clip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

Too late ...they are on

Tut.....bugger.....

I'll give em a wash for your stay over

Thank you You got a bulldog clip? "

You won't need one....believe me I can't fecking breath

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

Too late ...they are on

Tut.....bugger.....

I'll give em a wash for your stay over

Thank you You got a bulldog clip?

You won't need one....believe me I can't fecking breath"

haha! Bit on the small side then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

Too late ...they are on

Tut.....bugger.....

I'll give em a wash for your stay over

Thank you You got a bulldog clip?

You won't need one....believe me I can't fecking breathhaha! Bit on the small side then! "

Yeah I thought they would have been too big...glad I got the bigger size

Sorry I disappeared. ..a bloody mate turned up unexpectedly. ..fecking quickest Iv changed in my life

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

Too late ...they are on

Tut.....bugger.....

I'll give em a wash for your stay over

Thank you You got a bulldog clip?

You won't need one....believe me I can't fecking breathhaha! Bit on the small side then!

Yeah I thought they would have been too big...glad I got the bigger size

Sorry I disappeared. ..a bloody mate turned up unexpectedly. ..fecking quickest Iv changed in my life "

Hahaha Close shave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

Too late ...they are on

Tut.....bugger.....

I'll give em a wash for your stay over

Thank you You got a bulldog clip?

You won't need one....believe me I can't fecking breathhaha! Bit on the small side then!

Yeah I thought they would have been too big...glad I got the bigger size

Sorry I disappeared. ..a bloody mate turned up unexpectedly. ..fecking quickest Iv changed in my life

Hahaha Close shave! "

It was...and I'd had one of them this morning in the bath

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

Too late ...they are on

Tut.....bugger.....

I'll give em a wash for your stay over

Thank you You got a bulldog clip?

You won't need one....believe me I can't fecking breathhaha! Bit on the small side then!

Yeah I thought they would have been too big...glad I got the bigger size

Sorry I disappeared. ..a bloody mate turned up unexpectedly. ..fecking quickest Iv changed in my life

Hahaha Close shave!

It was...and I'd had one of them this morning in the bath "

Wot..legs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Off to get dinner, catch you in the twilight hour...if you're not conked! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

Too late ...they are on

Tut.....bugger.....

I'll give em a wash for your stay over

Thank you You got a bulldog clip?

You won't need one....believe me I can't fecking breathhaha! Bit on the small side then!

Yeah I thought they would have been too big...glad I got the bigger size

Sorry I disappeared. ..a bloody mate turned up unexpectedly. ..fecking quickest Iv changed in my life

Hahaha Close shave!

It was...and I'd had one of them this morning in the bath

Wot..legs "

The full monty

Enjoy your tea and catch you later sami x

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

Too late ...they are on

Tut.....bugger.....

I'll give em a wash for your stay over

Thank you You got a bulldog clip?

You won't need one....believe me I can't fecking breathhaha! Bit on the small side then!

Yeah I thought they would have been too big...glad I got the bigger size

Sorry I disappeared. ..a bloody mate turned up unexpectedly. ..fecking quickest Iv changed in my life "

chuckles

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

Too late ...they are on

Tut.....bugger.....

I'll give em a wash for your stay over

Thank you You got a bulldog clip?

You won't need one....believe me I can't fecking breathhaha! Bit on the small side then!

Yeah I thought they would have been too big...glad I got the bigger size

Sorry I disappeared. ..a bloody mate turned up unexpectedly. ..fecking quickest Iv changed in my life chuckles "

Not bloody funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Evening mate...you've been AWOL for a couple of days...I'll be asking for a sicknote next

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening all

Evening mate...you've been AWOL for a couple of days...I'll be asking for a sicknote next"

I was only AWOL yesterday... busy doing the latest model car, all parts assembled and primered.

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By *oddy OP   Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

Too late ...they are on

Tut.....bugger.....

I'll give em a wash for your stay over

Thank you You got a bulldog clip?

You won't need one....believe me I can't fecking breathhaha! Bit on the small side then!

Yeah I thought they would have been too big...glad I got the bigger size

Sorry I disappeared. ..a bloody mate turned up unexpectedly. ..fecking quickest Iv changed in my life chuckles

Not bloody funny "

i could picture you in a flap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey I'm home

Good morning

I fecking conked last night and woke with Cadbury twirl chocolate all over my chest

I conked and woke up with the teef on me chest!.....

Still in other half?

Yeah.... . He claims he was asleep...... was he smiling

I bet he was after the teef had done 2 cycles in the dishwasher. ...it was the glare that woke her up

It was! It dazzled me for a minute!

Silky pj's have came sami

Ooh lovely, bagsy the lovely lemony ones!

Too late ...they are on

Tut.....bugger.....

I'll give em a wash for your stay over

Thank you You got a bulldog clip?

You won't need one....believe me I can't fecking breathhaha! Bit on the small side then!

Yeah I thought they would have been too big...glad I got the bigger size

Sorry I disappeared. ..a bloody mate turned up unexpectedly. ..fecking quickest Iv changed in my life chuckles

Not bloody funny i could picture you in a flap"

Not a good look I can tell you

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