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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I'm thinking that if a guy can't actually be bothered to properly take his pants off for his body shot, only to lower them 10 inches to his knees, he's maybe not really committed to providing a good sexual experience should he find a willing woman. I know I often arrive at a meet wrapped in all sorts of complicated layers and straps. If he can't manage getting boxers off he's not going to have a hope in hell with female lingerie.

Your thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha..... you know that's actually a very good point.... if he's lazy with his own clothes he'll be knackered getting yours off .

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

I'm crap at undoing bras .not lazy just crap

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester


"So I'm thinking that if a guy can't actually be bothered to properly take his pants off for his body shot, only to lower them 10 inches to his knees, he's maybe not really committed to providing a good sexual experience should he find a willing woman. I know I often arrive at a meet wrapped in all sorts of complicated layers and straps. If he can't manage getting boxers off he's not going to have a hope in hell with female lingerie.

Your thoughts?"

Pass him by lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm crap at undoing bras .not lazy just crap "

But you managed to take your pants right off AND you did the hoovering..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make an excellent point, Tigerlily.

I find it very helpful to look for subtle clues and hints about people from paying attention & careful observation.

Not putting much effort to remove his own clothes and to put effort into a sexy pic seems like a very bad sign...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You make an excellent point, Tigerlily.

I find it very helpful to look for subtle clues and hints about people from paying attention & careful observation.

Not putting much effort to remove his own clothes and to put effort into a sexy pic seems like a very bad sign..."

You have some very original pics and many of them made me smile, especially the vase of pussy willow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You make an excellent point, Tigerlily.

I find it very helpful to look for subtle clues and hints about people from paying attention & careful observation.

Not putting much effort to remove his own clothes and to put effort into a sexy pic seems like a very bad sign...

You have some very original pics and many of them made me smile, especially the vase of pussy willow. "

Why thank you, Tigerli1y. . Glad some put a smile on your face. Always love doing that for a lady.

I very much enjoyed your pics which combine lovely curves, fetishwear, and a twist of classy and kinky. Your writing is superb.... and intriguing.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour


"I'm crap at undoing bras .not lazy just crap

But you managed to take your pants right off AND you did the hoovering.."

Who said men can't multi.task eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get 'em off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His trousers round his knees... my skirt pulled up and knickers pulled down... he bends me over.. grabs my hips.... hard fast fucking....

Where's the fun in that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"His trousers round his knees... my skirt pulled up and knickers pulled down... he bends me over.. grabs my hips.... hard fast fucking....

Where's the fun in that? "

Good point, but you wouldn't want him fannying around taking photos at that point would you?

Or are the jockeys around the knees shots supposed to be evoking that urgency? I have to say they don't for me..

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"So I'm thinking that if a guy can't actually be bothered to properly take his pants off for his body shot, only to lower them 10 inches to his knees, he's maybe not really committed to providing a good sexual experience should he find a willing woman. I know I often arrive at a meet wrapped in all sorts of complicated layers and straps. If he can't manage getting boxers off he's not going to have a hope in hell with female lingerie.

Your thoughts?"

See my pic, none on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I'm thinking that if a guy can't actually be bothered to properly take his pants off for his body shot, only to lower them 10 inches to his knees, he's maybe not really committed to providing a good sexual experience should he find a willing woman. I know I often arrive at a meet wrapped in all sorts of complicated layers and straps. If he can't manage getting boxers off he's not going to have a hope in hell with female lingerie.

Your thoughts?"

Funnily enough we had a meet Sunday night I managed to get Geeky’s bra undone with 1 hand no problem

Our ‘friend’ though I tried 1 hand then 2 and managed to unclip 2 hooks but the last one stuck she had to finish the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Funnily enough we had a meet Sunday night I managed to get Geeky’s bra undone with 1 hand no problem

Our ‘friend’ though I tried 1 hand then 2 and managed to unclip 2 hooks but the last one stuck she had to finish the job

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So you're not Superman with bra straps? You have lovely photos tho. They are the most cheerful couples photos I've seen.

And sometimes bra strap hooks get bent, especially if Superman is manipulating them..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See my pic, none on "

Very true, and you even got a friend to lend a hand, and boobs..and mouth..

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer "all off" but not ideal if in the cereal aisle at Tesco

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm shy "

And you tease so well..

There's some thought in those photos. You haven't just yanked your keks down and bashed one out. The tie placement must have taken a while, and I admire your attempt to shift the standard unit of penile measurement from the Sky remote to the custard cream.

I think custard creams would attract more female interest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer "all off" but not ideal if in the cereal aisle at Tesco "

Why are you taking your sex photos in Tescos?! Explain yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Funnily enough we had a meet Sunday night I managed to get Geeky’s bra undone with 1 hand no problem

Our ‘friend’ though I tried 1 hand then 2 and managed to unclip 2 hooks but the last one stuck she had to finish the job

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So you're not Superman with bra straps? You have lovely photos tho. They are the most cheerful couples photos I've seen. "

Awe thanks yours are lovely too


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And sometimes bra strap hooks get bent, especially if Superman is manipulating them.."

Well you know can’t do everything right can we?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I'm shy

And you tease so well..

There's some thought in those photos. You haven't just yanked your keks down and bashed one out. The tie placement must have taken a while, and I admire your attempt to shift the standard unit of penile measurement from the Sky remote to the custard cream.

I think custard creams would attract more female interest."

Everyone wants me for my custard cream & not my mind lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Everyone wants me for my custard cream & not my mind lol"

We can't lick the cream off your mind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Everyone wants me for my custard cream & not my mind lol

We can't lick the cream off your mind... "

We could lick the cream off you

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"

Everyone wants me for my custard cream & not my mind lol

We can't lick the cream off your mind... "

This is true... I'll rephrase. Everyone wants me for my cream, not the biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Everyone wants me for my custard cream & not my mind lol

We can't lick the cream off your mind...

This is true... I'll rephrase. Everyone wants me for my cream, not the biscuit "

That's good isn't it?

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