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Excuses for when you want to call in sick..

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By *ensual-dominant-passion OP   Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Come on we all have done it so what’s the best excuse you have used to call in sick when you are just fancying a day at home...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Fuck it I'll see you monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diarrhea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Migraine..... have bad ones so the boss believes me.... and they can last a whole long weekend

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Food poisoning. Couple of days off easy peasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work from home... if I throw a sickie there is nobody else to do my work... it simply piles up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Period. I had a male boss-worked everytime.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

My knocked my 2 front teeth out headbutted me*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive for a living so diarrhoea is a good one for me

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

I feel guilty when I'm actually sick and calling in sick so no I don't do it and pisses me off when others do to me and I have to work twice as hard the fuckers.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

jury duty

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I work from home... if I throw a sickie there is nobody else to do my work... it simply piles up "

Same here, I feel your pain! Hated the snow days recently when everyone was stuck in the village so had fun while I plodded on!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Come on we all have done it so what’s the best excuse you have used to call in sick when you are just fancying a day at home..."

I really need to jump aboard the sick wagon. Some I work with have three weeks a year off as well as holidays, me, four days off in seventeen years.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick as a giraffe with a sore neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn kids jammed gum in my keyhole so im locked inside my house

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Come on we all have done it so what’s the best excuse you have used to call in sick when you are just fancying a day at home..."

I can onistley say I've never palled a fake sikkey

I've been sent home a fue times thoe with orders to have a week of to get better cos of bad helth thoe

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By *av_55Man
over a year ago

NE


"Come on we all have done it so what’s the best excuse you have used to call in sick when you are just fancying a day at home...

I really need to jump aboard the sick wagon. Some I work with have three weeks a year off as well as holidays, me, four days off in seventeen years.

Him "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D and v..... Always works.xxx

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Self employed so being sick equals don't get paid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my head in the sink, arse on the pan going like a two way blender with the lids off, I'll be back in a couple of days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been off sick in my life or faked a sicky. Do these excuses work. I'm well due a fake day off x

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I've got my head in the sink, arse on the pan going like a two way blender with the lids off, I'll be back in a couple of days.

"

Y like a two way blender...............

I now have a immige of that in my hed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never been off sick in my life or faked a sicky. Do these excuses work. I'm well due a fake day off x"

I've only ever faked it once, using the above excuse. Throwing in some unwanted detail always helps as they just want you off the phone and to stop imagining fizzy bisto pouring from you.

Helps if you have a job specific illness like skitters if you're working with food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being self employed, my git of a boss never believes me when I call in sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best one I heard when I was a secretary a good few years back. Lad wrang in and said he couldn't come to work as " I Have the Gravy Farts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get sick pay and the boss is a barsteward that makes me crawl in still when I feel ill.

The joys of being self employed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our employees tend to favour d&v

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Car won't start

They don't need to know it's because I'm not in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I work from home... if I throw a sickie there is nobody else to do my work... it simply *piles* up "

Hemorrhoids - another good one

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