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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

LMFAO!!!

Not a good look xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take a bit of time, when i had mine done, i could not eat proper for 2 weeks lost a stone in weight lmao soon as swellen goes down u be ok...

happy late birthday btw xx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet "

wanna snog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had mine pierced twice now, and the swelling reduced by a great deal after about two days. Just keep drinking something cold to help reduce the swelling. Hope it gets better quickly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet

wanna snog? "

yeah

lol it took me about an hour and a half to eat me tea last night lol

Doesnt hurt just its FAT!!!! keep dribbling lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet

wanna snog?

yeah

lol it took me about an hour and a half to eat me tea last night lol

Doesnt hurt just its FAT!!!! keep dribbling lmao"

Not a first for you thou is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet

wanna snog?

yeah

reasons for getting my clit pierced then, it will go fat and dribble.

hope you had a great birthday hun

lol it took me about an hour and a half to eat me tea last night lol

Doesnt hurt just its FAT!!!! keep dribbling lmao"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to do the tongue test hon.

Here's what you do.

You try and stick the stud down a man's jap's eye daily until it doesn't hurt anymore. I'll be round at noon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet "

Strange you should ask this now, Coll has just had her tongue done, well on friday.

It's not swelled so much and not hurting too much either, just aching a little, she had no problem eating.

W

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok next question....do you have to change your bj technique? LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet

Strange you should ask this now, Coll has just had her tongue done, well on friday.

It's not swelled so much and not hurting too much either, just aching a little, she had no problem eating.

W "

mine was done sat afternoon, didnt hurt but has swollen loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok next question....do you have to change your bj technique? LOL"

Show me and ill tell you ! oh but you havent before so i wouldnt know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok next question....do you have to change your bj technique? LOL

Show me and ill tell you ! oh but you havent before so i wouldnt know "

you making me blush cliggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok next question....do you have to change your bj technique? LOL

Show me and ill tell you ! oh but you havent before so i wouldnt know

you making me blush cliggy"

Well i would if you let me and i owe you a fivers worth lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lol thats true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol thats true"

Problem is do we stop at a fivers worth or just keep going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thought you were skint lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought you were skint lmao"

No i was talking about you getting yr monies worth lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"thought you were skint lmao

No i was talking about you getting yr monies worth lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u always talked like a muppet so whats different???

from what i heard u need to change ya bj technique

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"u always talked like a muppet so whats different???

from what i heard u need to change ya bj technique"

lol Smithy you cheeky fooker!!! just you wait!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought you were skint lmao

No i was talking about you getting yr monies worth lol

"

Oh maybe not then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you know i loves ya really Cligster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you know i loves ya really Cligster "

How do i know that as you gave me away lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you always give away the things you luv, then they come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you always give away the things you luv, then they come back"

Lmao prove it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you always give away the things you luv, then they come back

Lmao prove it "

you posted lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you always give away the things you luv, then they come back

Lmao prove it

you posted lmao"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wink-a-thon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wink-a-thon"

Well could think of something else to do involving you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i had mine done i lived on macdonald milkshakes for 2 weeks as i could only manage cold things threw a straw

the first day was hell as i coldnt talk couldnt eat but i could dribble at lot lol

but after a bit the swelling had gone down and after 2 weeks my tonuge was back to normal

i would be lost without my picering now it been in my tonuge for 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet "

I'd thought it was more Sylvester the Cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I likes things that swell up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I likes things that swell up

"

You back on man meat then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take a bit of time, when i had mine done, i could not eat proper for 2 weeks lost a stone in weight lmao soon as swellen goes down u be ok...

happy late birthday btw xx"

wow, im off to get my done lol

x

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet "

I have mine done. It will stay swollen for about 3 days. You should not give oral sex or french kiss for about 6 weeks until it is properly healed.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"ok next question....do you have to change your bj technique? LOL"

Be VERY careful when giving a man a BJ if he has a prince albert piercing. I know a man who nearly had his prince albert ripped out by his wifes tongue piercing. He said it really hurt.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"ok next question....do you have to change your bj technique? LOL"

Get yourself a vibrating tongue piercing. They cost about £10.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet

You should not give oral sex or french kiss for about 6 weeks until it is properly healed. "

you are fooking shitting me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

fashion victim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"fashion victim"

dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fashion victim

dick "

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

[Removed by poster at 18/08/09 20:48:16]

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet

You should not give oral sex or french kiss for about 6 weeks until it is properly healed.

you are fooking shitting me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

No the person who pierced you should have told you that. It takes about 6 weeks for it to properly heal and you are at risk of infection if you french kiss or give oral sex before it heals.

Like you I was gutted when the piercer told me. She did not tell me before I got it done and I did not know until she told me.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"fashion victim"

A tongue piercing is not about fashion as 99.9% of the time nobody can see it. A tongue piercing is designed for oral sex. Especially for the male giving oral sex to the woman.

When I first got mine I was always playing with it. Because of that people did see I had one. Nowadays I forget it is there until somebody accidently spots it. Well I never forget is there when giving oral sex lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet "

What happens with a c***??? worth risking the swelling maybe???

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet

You should not give oral sex or french kiss for about 6 weeks until it is properly healed.

you are fooking shitting me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

PMSL Oh that just aint fair..........thats scuppered your plans lady

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet

What happens with a c***??? worth risking the swelling maybe??? "

You pee like a garden sprinkler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet "

It takes about 3 to 5 days for swelling to go down.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet

What happens with a c***??? worth risking the swelling maybe??? "

Getting your tongue does not hurt one bit when getting it done or afterwards. You talk a bit funny afterwards for about 3 days and eating is a bit of pain for about 3 days.

However getting your cock pierced does really hurt getting it done. It is also quite sore for a few days afterwards. It does not swell up though like the tongue. Once the pain has gone though it is great.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet

What happens with a c***??? worth risking the swelling maybe???

You pee like a garden sprinkler "

Not quite a garden sprinkler but you do sometimes have 2 streams of piss lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right who else has had thier tongue pierced? and how long does it stay swollen three times its normal size? Im talking like a right fucking muppet

What happens with a c***??? worth risking the swelling maybe???

Getting your tongue does not hurt one bit when getting it done or afterwards. You talk a bit funny afterwards for about 3 days and eating is a bit of pain for about 3 days.

However getting your cock pierced does really hurt getting it done. It is also quite sore for a few days afterwards. It does not swell up though like the tongue. Once the pain has gone though it is great.

"

So... No swelling, Hurts.. piss like a sprinkler... and at a guess any woman with a filling is gonna run like postman with a dog on his todger...

Mmmmm the pro's and cons are not exactly even here eh..

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By *orkduoCouple
over a year ago

york

i personaly wouldnt have it done ,as know loads of lasses where it went wrong ,having said that i know it gives loooooaaaaads of pleasure in a blow job as andy found out from one of my mates whos was ok.still wouldnt have it done me self though ..i went all fuzzy having my belly button done ...n then had to beg em to take it out !!!what a wuss !!!x

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

try ice pops, takes the swelling down, but becarefull when the swellings gone down the bar will seem to get longer and you might bite on it and crack a tooth

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"i personaly wouldnt have it done ,as know loads of lasses where it went wrong ,having said that i know it gives loooooaaaaads of pleasure in a blow job as andy found out from one of my mates whos was ok.still wouldnt have it done me self though ..i went all fuzzy having my belly button done ...n then had to beg em to take it out !!!what a wuss !!!x"

If it done by a proper piercer you will be ok. It is only the cowboys who get it wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right update...had to have my tongue bar removed today as the bottom ball was healing inside my tongue, once he popped it out the hole was to big to put another bar in...im fucking gutted as now have to wait 3 months to get it done again.

Im off to bed for a week to sulk!!! gutted gutted gutted...oh and b4 any smart arsed shite says he can put something better in my mouth....fuck off!!! im not in the mood!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Right update...had to have my tongue bar removed today as the bottom ball was healing inside my tongue, once he popped it out the hole was to big to put another bar in...im fucking gutted as now have to wait 3 months to get it done again.

Im off to bed for a week to sulk!!! gutted gutted gutted...oh and b4 any smart arsed shite says he can put something better in my mouth....fuck off!!! im not in the mood!!!!!!"

So you now got a fat tongue with a hole in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have always fancied me nips and my tongue done but reckon im too bloody old and too ucking scared....

great for not eating tho

(re tongue)

hope it gets better soon tp

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