FabSwingers.com forum: More than 1 year here

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello everyone ,

I joined this forum more than 1 year ago and I still didn't got a fuck , lol .

Is it only me ? Or there's anyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

80% of men probably

Solidarity brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad luck mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found it a lot easier once I joined the forum.

Maybe women are intimidated by you because of the rules on your profile. Only women get to do that here, you are taking their power!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure why joining a forum would get you a fuck lol

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I found it a lot easier once I joined the forum.

Maybe women are intimidated by you because of the rules on your profile. Only women get to do that here, you are taking their power!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

A whole year ..... 365 days .... wow .... a newbie ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I found it a lot easier once I joined the forum.

Maybe women are intimidated by you because of the rules on your profile. Only women get to do that here, you are taking their power!

Hahaha , should I leave it blank then ? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bad luck mate."

Dude , I got laid more times on the corner pub , than this forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"not sure why joining a forum would get you a fuck lol"

You joined this forum for ... ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A whole year ..... 365 days .... wow .... a newbie .... "

I can say is my 1st day, not 1st year ... same thing lol

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's not just about getting a fuck though mate

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Bro I've been here 8 years and not a fucking sausage!

Still, I keep tying. One day, one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not just about getting a fuck though mate"

No he could get a suck as well.

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It's not just about getting a fuck though mate

No he could get a suck as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not just about getting a fuck though mate

No he could get a suck as well.

I'm OK with a hand job aswell mate

))

But not even that I could get here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not just about getting a fuck though mate"

Ohhh I'm sorry if I joined " The Earth is Flat not Round " forum .

My bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bro I've been here 8 years and not a fucking sausage!

Still, I keep tying. One day, one day."

Are you after sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not just about getting a fuck though mate

No he could get a suck as well.

I'm OK with a hand job aswell mate

))

But not even that I could get here "

Don't worry about it. Just keep chatting on forums and you may find someone. There's loads of good genuine people on forums. I haven't had any meets but doesn't bother me, been chatting to good people though but still don't expect anything. I think if you don't expect anything then you won't be disappointed. Good luck to you my friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bro I've been here 8 years and not a fucking sausage!

Still, I keep tying. One day, one day."

If you been sarcastic, was a good one .

Btw I'm not after sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It worked for me

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Bro I've been here 8 years and not a fucking sausage!

Still, I keep tying. One day, one day.

Are you after sausage

My bad. I thought he was talking about meats not meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bro I've been here 8 years and not a fucking sausage!

Still, I keep tying. One day, one day.

Are you after sausage

My bad. I thought he was talking about meats not meets."

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Bro I've been here 8 years and not a fucking sausage!

Still, I keep tying. One day, one day.

If you been sarcastic, was a good one .

Btw I'm not after sausages

Please don't mock me. I am trying.

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By *apascouseMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It worked for me

Which did??

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By *arlo82Woman
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Hello everyone ,

I joined this forum more than 1 year ago and I still didn't got a fuck , lol .

Is it only me ? Or there's anyone else

There's nothing enticing about your profile. Not surprised no one has bothered. Why would we chase a profile with no public pics?

It's a pointless rigmaroll

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Best thing I ever did was stop giving a fuck....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello everyone ,

I joined this forum more than 1 year ago and I still didn't got a fuck , lol .

Is it only me ? Or there's anyone else

There's nothing enticing about your profile. Not surprised no one has bothered. Why would we chase a profile with no public pics?

It's a pointless rigmaroll"

Should I make my profile similar to yours

Public pictures ? That's the reason why you have the "send a picture option " thru the texts

Anyway thanks for the advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best thing I ever did was stop giving a fuck...."

Hahhahahaa

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Just over a year for us too.

We are only here for the knitting forums

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Best thing I ever did was stop giving a fuck...."

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Hello everyone ,

I joined this forum more than 1 year ago and I still didn't got a fuck , lol .

Is it only me ? Or there's anyone else

No not just you.

I joind fab over a year agow as a virgin.

I'm still a virgin now so ive had no fucks to

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Anyone else noticed the common denominator in nearly all the guys profiles that are moaning about not getting a meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just over a year for us too.

We are only here for the knitting forums

Oooo boi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello everyone ,

I joined this forum more than 1 year ago and I still didn't got a fuck , lol .

Is it only me ? Or there's anyone else

No not just you.

I joind fab over a year agow as a virgin.

I'm still a virgin now so ive had no fucks to

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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I have been on here for a few months now and have met one person directly. I have met a few people at a local club who are on here as well. I find clubs are better for meeting people, especially if you are a regular as people get to know you and vice versa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me to

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By *wansfeetCouple
over a year ago

Guisborough

"Anyone else noticed the common denominator in nearly all the guys profiles that are moaning about not getting a meet?"

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Perhaps your problem is you're looking for a fuck when you should be looking to make sweet sweet luuuurve in a Barry White stylee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps your problem is you're looking for a fuck when you should be looking to make sweet sweet luuuurve in a Barry White stylee."

Are you Tom Jones in disguise?

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By *arlo82Woman
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Hello everyone ,

I joined this forum more than 1 year ago and I still didn't got a fuck , lol .

Is it only me ? Or there's anyone else

There's nothing enticing about your profile. Not surprised no one has bothered. Why would we chase a profile with no public pics?

It's a pointless rigmaroll

Should I make my profile similar to yours

Public pictures ? That's the reason why you have the "send a picture option " thru the texts

Anyway thanks for the advice

You do have that option but 90% look at the message the attached pics then go to the profile

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I joined the forums about a year ago too....

Amount of Forumites I've met since then? Probably around 80-100

Amount of them I played with....? 0

I didn't join to get more meets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More variety of pics on profile, more seductive text, etc, etc.

You can thank your Uncle Bliss when you're filling your boots.

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Perhaps your problem is you're looking for a fuck when you should be looking to make sweet sweet luuuurve in a Barry White stylee.

Are you Tom Jones in disguise?"

It's SIR Tom Jones to you young fella m'lad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on here for 3 years, gave up on finding what I wanted after about 6 months and settled into being a sarcastic bugger on the forums.

Not everyone likes the forum, maid had a mooch round and thought the forum was a bit of a snore fest, what does she know she watches eastenders, but I've found also that some are put off by long service and no verifications, it's a fine balance, but I don't think any man has found it to be the free love utopia that they thought it would be upon joining, but some of us get other kicks out of this little crazy community

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it's you, I've only been here 8 months and can't keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it's you, I've only been here 8 months and can't keep up

Lying bastard..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes it's you, I've only been here 8 months and can't keep up

Ooo boi

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I live in London, here the ladies aren't so easy to get lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it's you, I've only been here 8 months and can't keep up

Ooo boi

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I live in London, here the ladies aren't so easy to get lol "

Liverpool's easy, half a cider and black and they're game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would joining the forum result in getting sex I'm mystified as finding someone in forum that's 1 nearby 2 attracted to you and 3 is available to meet when you are is an impossible trifactor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would joining the forum result in getting sex I'm mystified as finding someone in forum that's 1 nearby 2 attracted to you and 3 is available to meet when you are is an impossible trifactor"

I'm not saying joining forum will get him laid. It might however introduce him to new people and just get chatting.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Anyone else noticed the common denominator in nearly all the guys profiles that are moaning about not getting a meet?"

Coughs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would joining the forum result in getting sex I'm mystified as finding someone in forum that's 1 nearby 2 attracted to you and 3 is available to meet when you are is an impossible trifactor

I'm not saying joining forum will get him laid. It might however introduce him to new people and just get chatting.

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he said and I quote joined forum a yr ago and still haven't got laid end quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perhaps your problem is you're looking for a fuck when you should be looking to make sweet sweet luuuurve in a Barry White stylee.

Are you Tom Jones in disguise?

It's SIR Tom Jones to you young fella m'lad!"

Ah haha, I stand corrected, your Welshness! Mind you, if I went round for a meet and someone put on Delilah, I think I'd make a quick exit (sorry, not sorry).

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By *eviantdeliteWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Hello everyone ,

I joined this forum more than 1 year ago and I still didn't got a fuck , lol .

Is it only me ? Or there's anyone else

There's nothing enticing about your profile. Not surprised no one has bothered. Why would we chase a profile with no public pics?

It's a pointless rigmaroll

Should I make my profile similar to yours

Public pictures ? That's the reason why you have the "send a picture option " thru the texts

Anyway thanks for the advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've also been on here over a year and haven't got any meets from here. This and other sites favour the Women more than the Men. The average Woman only has to log on and her inbox is flooded Men have to wade through the competition. Patience, your number will be called eventually. I've decided that I'm going to have to brave a club to meet people. Like with any experience, go in with zero expectations and you won't be disappointed.

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By *uralRobMan
over a year ago

cleehill

If you put the effort in you get the rewards. Don't make fab your life... Be yourself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've also been on here over a year and haven't got any meets from here. This and other sites favour the Women more than the Men. The average Woman only has to log on and her inbox is flooded Men have to wade through the competition. Patience, your number will be called eventually. I've decided that I'm going to have to brave a club to meet people. Like with any experience, go in with zero expectations and you won't be disappointed."

Women have a different kind of problem than men, that's all. They could doubtlessly get 3 or 4 meets a week if that's what they wanted, easily. But the time spent in wading through a sea of shite mails would be astronomical and there's no guarantee that their meets would be the kind that flicked their switches, so to speak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am starting to really cherish the ladies that have allowed me to have sex with them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is a depressing thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it worked for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it's you, I've only been here 8 months and can't keep up

Ooo boi

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I live in London, here the ladies aren't so easy to get lol

Liverpool's easy, half a cider and black and they're game.

I’m a southerner and this works on me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well this is a depressing thread..."
could be worse he could be a 40 yr old virgin lol

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Amateurs....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Bro I've been here 8 years and not a fucking sausage!

Still, I keep tying. One day, one day."

You’ve been told countless times over the years not to &$€¥# on socials. Sorry, folks - it’s a word that shouldn’t be used.

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