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What is the strangest place YOU and YOUR “manhood” have gone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In honour of OLD FUNNY THREADS....

What is the strangest place YOU and YOUR “manhood” have gone?

I met a chap 20 years ago who used to buy WARM BREAD TANK LOAF every Saturday morning and he would cut a hole in it .....and continued his play journey shall we say

AND

His other favourite was buy a round of beef for SUNDAY ROAST ...cut a slit at one end, do his business in it, rinse and proceed to cook it....

He said it felt like the REAL THING ...

DO YOU have any stories of manhood venturing to new areas?

Or can you think of perhaps new suggestions for others?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch! hot cock roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm car exhaust

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"In honour of OLD FUNNY THREADS....

What is the strangest place YOU and YOUR “manhood” have gone?

I met a chap 20 years ago who used to buy WARM BREAD TANK LOAF every Saturday morning and he would cut a hole in it .....and continued his play journey shall we say

AND

His other favourite was buy a round of beef for SUNDAY ROAST ...cut a slit at one end, do his business in it, rinse and proceed to cook it....

He said it felt like the REAL THING ...

DO YOU have any stories of manhood venturing to new areas?

Or can you think of perhaps new suggestions for others?

"
Are you still friends with this guy??

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester


"Warm car exhaust "

But were you having an affair with the car

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

He said it felt like the REAL THING ...

DO YOU have any stories of manhood venturing to new areas?

Or can you think of perhaps new suggestions for others?

Are you still friends with this guy?? "

He was a next door neighbour when I lived in Melbourne ... haven’t spoken in years ....

True story .... there must be other true rituals out there ....

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By *w79Man
over a year ago

Stalbridge

I've used a swimmers armband float filled with warm water as a male masterbation device.

Perfect & cheap because you can vary how tight you want by increasing or decreasing the amount of air & water in it.

IMPORTANT if you try this make sure you use a condom & plenty of lube other wise it can chafe, especially if you've bought cheap ones from poundland

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

He said it felt like the REAL THING ...

DO YOU have any stories of manhood venturing to new areas?

Or can you think of perhaps new suggestions for others?

Are you still friends with this guy??

He was a next door neighbour when I lived in Melbourne ... haven’t spoken in years ....

True story .... there must be other true rituals out there .... "
Think you did the right thing moving away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've used a swimmers armband float filled with warm water as a male masterbation device.

Perfect & cheap because you can vary how tight you want by increasing or decreasing the amount of air & water in it.

IMPORTANT if you try this make sure you use a condom & plenty of lube other wise it can chafe, especially if you've bought cheap ones from poundland "

CLEVER

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

He said it felt like the REAL THING ...

DO YOU have any stories of manhood venturing to new areas?

Or can you think of perhaps new suggestions for others?

Are you still friends with this guy??

He was a next door neighbour when I lived in Melbourne ... haven’t spoken in years ....

True story .... there must be other true rituals out there .... Think you did the right thing moving away "

I think it’s fine to try different things ....fun, self pleasurable and brings a smile to a face ... that’s healthy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

He said it felt like the REAL THING ...

DO YOU have any stories of manhood venturing to new areas?

Or can you think of perhaps new suggestions for others?

Are you still friends with this guy??

He was a next door neighbour when I lived in Melbourne ... haven’t spoken in years ....

True story .... there must be other true rituals out there .... Think you did the right thing moving away

I think it’s fine to try different things ....fun, self pleasurable and brings a smile to a face ... that’s healthy "
I'm not sure that fucking a beef joint is overly healthy but each to their own I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole in the bottom of my Tigger teddy I had since childhood. Desperate times and all that. He saw too much, poor chap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The whole in the bottom of my Tigger teddy I had since childhood. Desperate times and all that. He saw too much, poor chap. "

Hole* bloody phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warm car exhaust "

Don't try that with a truck..... you might end up HGV positive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In an aubergine. I carved it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In an aubergine. I carved it out "

CLEVER.... I would have thought a bit firm unless ur rolled it like a lemon ....

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warm car exhaust

But were you having an affair with the car "

Oh goodness no , not me

I remember seeing a guy on here posting a few years ago I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warm car exhaust

Don't try that with a truck..... you might end up HGV positive "

NB} I've never pleasured myself using a car exhaust.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Warm car exhaust

Don't try that with a truck..... you might end up HGV positive

NB} I've never pleasured myself using a car exhaust."

Good to hear as it may be a health and safety issue in that regard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone just said - tried a cream egg.. lol ... Easter eggs in a new light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was called Sheila

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She was called Sheila "

Oh hillars .... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Widnes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen a porn vid online where a man is fucking a pumpkin. Really going for it he was.

I then did a porn search for pumpkin fucks and it’s suprisingly common

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In honour of OLD FUNNY THREADS....

What is the strangest place YOU and YOUR “manhood” have gone?

I met a chap 20 years ago who used to buy WARM BREAD TANK LOAF every Saturday morning and he would cut a hole in it .....and continued his play journey shall we say

AND

His other favourite was buy a round of beef for SUNDAY ROAST ...cut a slit at one end, do his business in it, rinse and proceed to cook it....

He said it felt like the REAL THING ...

DO YOU have any stories of manhood venturing to new areas?

Or can you think of perhaps new suggestions for others?

"

How many times had you been round for dinner before he told you this?

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By *abe123200Man
over a year ago

peterborough

Take toilet roll take out the middle cardboard thing put a condom in it and there you go lol

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley


"I’ve seen a porn vid online where a man is fucking a pumpkin. Really going for it he was.

I then did a porn search for pumpkin fucks and it’s suprisingly common "

Aaah,at last! A use for pumpkin pie

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

“What is the strangest place YOU and YOUR “manhood” have gone?”

Sonja. She was a wrong un. I went cold just typing her name

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