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All the unfulfilled promises

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By *ittleMissMeiMei OP   Woman
over a year ago

York

Pretty sure it's a universal truth that when a guy makes a big bold claim, it will not actually happen. Claims like:

-You will definitely cum with me

-I lick pussy so good your legs will be shaking

-I can lick pussy for hours (maybe they can but usually not very good and never know what to do with a clit)

-I'll make you squirt like you've never squirted before

-You'll never meet anyone else with as much stamina as me

-I can give foreplay for hours

Etc

General formula is that if they make a boast about something, you can be pretty sure it's not gonna be anywhere near that good.

The really good ones don't need to advertise and big themselves up. They just get on and actually do it.

What other sad promises have you heard that just make you roll your eyes now?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

I’m crap at everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Promise nothing and she will never be disappointed.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Promise nothing and she will never be disappointed....."

I agree. Always under-promise and over-deliver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never take much notice of braggers...

they often talk the talk but often cant walk the walk

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"You won't be walking for a week after". Why, what you gonna do, carry me places? Because I guarantee I'll be up walking within a few minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to stay clear of them , all talk an no action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say they are confident and talk dirty, but barely say a word during sex.

Women who go on about foreplay but demand intercourse almost immediately on getting down to things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""You won't be walking for a week after". Why, what you gonna do, carry me places? Because I guarantee I'll be up walking within a few minutes "
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Thought it was 'you ain't gonna shit right for a week (Bad Santa)

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester


""You won't be walking for a week after". Why, what you gonna do, carry me places? Because I guarantee I'll be up walking within a few minutes .

Thought it was 'you ain't gonna shit right for a week (Bad Santa) "

I'll take a doughnut seat thing round with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit like the flirting on the forum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually changing my profile to adjust now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only ever promise to turn up when I say I will...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Promise nothing and she will never be disappointed.....

I agree. Always under-promise and over-deliver.

"

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promise nothing and she will never be disappointed.....

I agree. Always under-promise and over-deliver.

This! "

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"I never take much notice of braggers...

they often talk the talk but often cant walk the walk"

And sit at home wanking the wank!

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

A lady once promised to make me the best breakfast ever. There was going to be garlic mushrooms and hash browns and everything.

Never happened now I have trust issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never actually ever claimed such things..

however it isn't just guys that do this..

and there are plenty of couples that essentially verify each others sexual prowess to gain meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant standing bragging - so id never get to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never actually ever claimed such things..

however it isn't just guys that do this..

and there are plenty of couples that essentially verify each others sexual prowess to gain meets."

Those self promoting verifications are brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty sure it's a universal truth that when a guy makes a big bold claim, it will not actually happen. Claims like:

-You will definitely cum with me

-I lick pussy so good your legs will be shaking

-I can lick pussy for hours (maybe they can but usually not very good and never know what to do with a clit)

-I'll make you squirt like you've never squirted before

-You'll never meet anyone else with as much stamina as me

-I can give foreplay for hours

Etc

General formula is that if they make a boast about something, you can be pretty sure it's not gonna be anywhere near that good.

The really good ones don't need to advertise and big themselves up. They just get on and actually do it.

What other sad promises have you heard that just make you roll your eyes now?

"

Any sentence starting with "I promise".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promise nothing and she will never be disappointed.....

I agree. Always under-promise and over-deliver.

"

"You'll get the best 30 seconds of your life"

I've not got the hang of this selling lark have I?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Most guys who make these claims have never performed in front of or around others, so have no feedback or anything to compare to, except their fantasies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never actually ever claimed such things..

however it isn't just guys that do this..

and there are plenty of couples that essentially verify each others sexual prowess to gain meets.

Those self promoting verifications are brilliant. "

imagine the two couples meeting up..both have it on their profiles they are the best at this n that..jealous rivalry ensues or indeed the couples falling out with their partners after the meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it a bit off putting if it seems like the only thing the person is interested in is the orgasm and not the connection or the person

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

The car will be ready in the morning.

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