FabSwingers.com forum: Guarantees

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What guarantees do you have in your life?

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By *ammers43Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"What guarantees do you have in your life?

That im gonna die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take nothing for granted, anything can happen at anytime and change evrything in an instance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can guarantee when I go to make a cup of tea the bloody milks gone off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What guarantees do you have in your life?

That im gonna die

Well this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that one day i will die

one day i will push my luck to far

and always expect nothing as anything else is a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there will be at least one forum post knocking a certain section of fab user every day

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

“... in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes”

Attributed to Benjamin Franklin following the introduction of the US Constitution

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I can guarantee when I go to make a cup of tea the bloody milks gone off."

How long is the gap between cups of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'll wake up before the alarm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That who ever I message, I’m not their type

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"That who ever I message, I’m not their type

Sorry that made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll miss 100% of the shots I never take....Wayne Gretzky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. Except the inevitable death at somepoint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stunning. It must be guaranteed that many declare it

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm stunning. It must be guaranteed that many declare it

Is it a lifetime guarantee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I don't die beforehand, I'll be getting new knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's guaranteed I'll bash one out when I go to bed...I know...I'm a real catch

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

I will die before the sun will.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If I don't die beforehand, I'll be getting new knees."

Will they be bionic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got 5 years guarantee on my telly,and 3 years on the new battery on my bike...

Much more fun than the death and taxes options

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing lasts forever

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Got 5 years guarantee on my telly,and 3 years on the new battery on my bike...

Much more fun than the death and taxes options

It's taken hours to get this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm stunning. It must be guaranteed that many declare it

Is it a lifetime guarantee?

I just don't know... but they seem to !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if I don't do the cleaning it won't get done

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Guarantees aren't worth the paper they are often not written on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got 5 years guarantee on my telly,and 3 years on the new battery on my bike...

Much more fun than the death and taxes options

It's taken hours to get this.

Strange how death was right there near the top, but people were reluctant to include tax

Can also guarantee some bad times some good times and some excellent times to all who are open to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That by the end of the month I'm praying for payday lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What guarantees do you have in your life?

That Uber taxi’s add 80% onto the fare in snowy weather!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

That when the alarm clock blazes loud guarantee it's time to jump out of bed

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

All of the guarantee and warranty periods have now expired. I'm living without and never take extended warranties. Life is great without

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

"That who ever I message, I’m not their type

Yep, definitely this.... lol

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

The love from my

4 children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nothing lasts forever"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XZF8tVtf-h4

Echo and The Bunnymen • Nothing Lasts Forever - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death is the only certainty in this life.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"that one day i will die

one day i will push my luck to far

and always expect nothing as anything else is a bonus

100% this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I won't get laid on fabswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can guarantee when I go to make a cup of tea the bloody milks gone off.

How long is the gap between cups of tea?

About a month?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Death is the only certainty in this life. "

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

When I am having a good day, someone will do their best to fuck it up.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

That a politician will never give a straight answer

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

That one day I will be dead,I'm not sure life has been my fav adventure anyway. I mean I don’t get it what is the point,human being's are vile creature's at time's with all the horror in this world and the way we treat each other,why are we still here?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"human being's are vile creature's at time's with all the horror in this world and the way we treat each other,why are we still here?!"

Because They really don't want us there

cheer up, be excellent to one person a day and it may catch on

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

True to form. Happened to be having a nice day and as someone couldn't be arsed, they pissed me off and I'm now having to jump through hoops.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Be it in this world or the next I will eventually be held to answer for the lampshades.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the answer is 42

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can guarantee stuff happens. Or sometimes doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i have to go back to work tomorrow

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Be it in this world or the next I will eventually be held to answer for the lampshades."

I've always wondered what you use to treat them as they're always so soft.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Be it in this world or the next I will eventually be held to answer for the lampshades.

I've always wondered what you use to treat them as they're always so soft. "

Pre-murder a lot of moisturiser then once in lampshade form just your normal leather sofa wipes.

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