FabSwingers.com forum: A Prayer for the Stressed

By *uckscouple2007 OP Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

- Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they got on my nerves.

- Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

- Help me to always give 100% at work:

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday and

5% on Friday

- And help me to remember that when I’m having a bad day and it seems that everyone is trying to wind me up that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth!