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"Would be nice to meet women that really love taking a cock up their tight ass then sucking it clean. If you enjoy this or think it's too dirty for you, tell me what you like." Are you kidding me??? would you lick a turd????  | |||
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""Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ass to mouth..." Name the movie? p.s - Everybody does ass to mouth sooner or later." Not in my arse they don't! | |||
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""Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ass to mouth..." Name the movie? p.s - Everybody does ass to mouth sooner or later." Clerks II, in relation to Rosario Dawson who claims to not do it, then whispers an aside about the heat of the moment. | |||
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""Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ass to mouth..." Name the movie? p.s - Everybody does ass to mouth sooner or later." jay and silent bob strike back | |||
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""Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ass to mouth..." Name the movie? p.s - Everybody does ass to mouth sooner or later. Clerks II, in relation to Rosario Dawson who claims to not do it, then whispers an aside about the heat of the moment." Correct. Score one point. | |||
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""Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ass to mouth..." Name the movie? p.s - Everybody does ass to mouth sooner or later. Clerks II, in relation to Rosario Dawson who claims to not do it, then whispers an aside about the heat of the moment. Correct. Score one point." Just the one point for all that? You tight arsed bugger. | |||
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""Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ass to mouth..." Name the movie? p.s - Everybody does ass to mouth sooner or later. Clerks II, in relation to Rosario Dawson who claims to not do it, then whispers an aside about the heat of the moment. Correct. Score one point. Just the one point for all that? You tight arsed bugger. "Google/Wikipedia making life too easy mean point can only be handed out on a selective basis. | |||
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""Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ass to mouth..." Name the movie? p.s - Everybody does ass to mouth sooner or later. Clerks II, in relation to Rosario Dawson who claims to not do it, then whispers an aside about the heat of the moment. Correct. Score one point. Just the one point for all that? You tight arsed bugger.
Google/Wikipedia making life too easy mean point can only be handed out on a selective basis."True. When Jimmy Saville gave 3 points for a full answer that was long before PC's never mind Google. | |||
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"I'd never dream of having a woman do it even if she wanted to. I can't even stand to see it on films, it always looks like an act designed to degrade and demean to me. R
XX"My thoughts too. You usually see it in pornos... Oh Cali...quelle surprise seeing you here! | |||
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"Sounds good but is it dirty enough?  "Well from your profile, you would know more about it than me, so you tell me? | |||
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"Haha ok I'm in a few porn films you can read but would you rather try first? And this is just my fun profile to meet normal ladies not just the porn stars "you're watching too many porno's hun! You will next be wanting 2 cocks in your mouth at once. | |||
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"I'd never dream of having a woman do it even if she wanted to. I can't even stand to see it on films, it always looks like an act designed to degrade and demean to me. R
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My thoughts too. You usually see it in pornos...
Oh Cali...quelle surprise seeing you here! "where as shoving a massive goliath dildo up a guys arse with a whacking great blob of wasabi on the end is just to boost his self esteem | |||
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"I'd never dream of having a woman do it even if she wanted to. I can't even stand to see it on films, it always looks like an act designed to degrade and demean to me. R
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My thoughts too. You usually see it in pornos...
Oh Cali...quelle surprise seeing you here!
where as shoving a massive goliath dildo up a guys arse with a whacking great blob of wasabi on the end is just to boost his self esteem "A girls gotta make a living, besides, they deserve it! 
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"well that's the seekh kebabs off tonights dinner list ". Aww Cmon - kebabs usually got from Mouth to Arse..  | |||
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""Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ass to mouth..." " Clerks 2 - one of my faves, I just wish I'd heard about pillow pants before it was too late | |||
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"Makes me think of the Human Centipede movie that I watched the other week! Totally bizarre and weird and not a film I would relish watching again!!" haha that film is hilarious!!!! no way as disgusting as a lot of people make out!! the bit where the 'lead' guy needs to poo made me laugh out loud | |||
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"Would be nice to meet women that really love taking a cock up their tight ass then sucking it clean. If you enjoy this or think it's too dirty for you, tell me what you like." Someone has been stuck in a small room watching far too many porno dvd's... | |||
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"lol think you ought to try that with a strap on up your arse lol "lmfao | |||
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"Errmmmmm No, I make them and rarely watch them just wanted to know what people like" fuck me mate,there are few things that can make nearly a full site of swingers say "too much",but you have managed it.I know i dont want congratulate you,would'nt call you for it either but fuck me son,get a full length mirror(not one from a fairhround) and have a good fucking look at yourself! | |||
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"But I'll offer a bonus point if anyone can tell me where Rosario got mayo? "You werent the one with mayo in your *****"" Mayo in your arse crack. Not sure on that one, but no internet use in getting either answer. Great Kevin Smith films Clerks and II. I would rather be wrong, than just rely on google for answers
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""Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ass to mouth..." Name the movie? p.s - Everybody does ass to mouth sooner or later. jay and silent bob strike back "Certainly there are a few lines like that, but not exactly if memory serves me right. | |||
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"Would be nice to meet women that really love taking a cock up their tight ass then sucking it clean. If you enjoy this or think it's too dirty for you, tell me what you like." asw an ex nurse i would say absoolutely not. e coli sits in thhe lower intestine and rectal area, this transfered to the stomach gives gastro enteritis not good. on the normal human i say eww | |||
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Before i meet Sir,i always have an enema...cleanliness is next to godliness you know | |||
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"No matter how many times you blast ya arse out with the hose, bodily functions are a 24hour event! That means that poo will start accumulating straight away with the consequetial buld up of poisons and bacteria that the body needs to excrete because they are dangerous to life! The very thought of meeting someone who has done that turns us right off! "i dont think i was on your list anyway | |||
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Pass the bucket - Boak "Bowk here too!! I don't know why I read these threads-I must be like a moth drawn to a flame...... | |||
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"speechless "You would be with a gob full of dick thats been up your arse. | |||
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You would be with a gob full of dick thats been up your arse. "what a shitty thing to say. now I'm gonna have nightmares. | |||
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"No matter how many times you blast ya arse out with the hose, bodily functions are a 24hour event! That means that poo will start accumulating straight away with the consequetial buld up of poisons and bacteria that the body needs to excrete because they are dangerous to life! The very thought of meeting someone who has done that turns us right off!
i dont think i was on your list anyway " | |||
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"No matter how many times you blast ya arse out with the hose, bodily functions are a 24hour event! That means that poo will start accumulating straight away with the consequetial buld up of poisons and bacteria that the body needs to excrete because they are dangerous to life! The very thought of meeting someone who has done that turns us right off!
i dont think i was on your list anyway "Only cos you scare me! | |||
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And thanks for last night you naughty dirty little minx | |||
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"some of you ladies do this and it is suprising how many have private messaged to ask about a meet.
And thanks for last night you naughty dirty little minx "i believe the term is "felching" | |||
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"some of you ladies do this and it is suprising how many have private messaged to ask about a meet.
And thanks for last night you naughty dirty little minx i believe the term is "felching" "thought that was licking cum out an ass oh boy I cant believe I just wrote that | |||
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"some of you ladies do this and it is suprising how many have private messaged to ask about a meet.
And thanks for last night you naughty dirty little minx i believe the term is "felching"
thought that was licking cum out an ass oh boy I cant believe I just wrote that "Thought that was what the OP meant? | |||
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"Unless he meant sucking cock clean after its been up ass "thats what i thought he meant | |||
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"Unless he meant sucking cock clean after its been up ass
thats what i thought he meant "*shudders* lol | |||
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"Unless he meant sucking cock clean after its been up ass
thats what i thought he meant *shudders* lol " I was doing more than shudder at the thought of felching | |||
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"Dontcha need a straw for felching? "not always i spose it depends if ya pucker is puckered enough... | |||
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"Dontcha need a straw for felching? not always i spose it depends if ya pucker is puckered enough... "Ok will you stop now you are putting me off me egg butty | |||
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"Dontcha need a straw for felching? not always i spose it depends if ya pucker is puckered enough...
Ok will you stop now you are putting me off me egg butty "soft yolk? | |||
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"Dontcha need a straw for felching? not always i spose it depends if ya pucker is puckered enough...
Ok will you stop now you are putting me off me egg butty soft yolk? "pass the bucket please | |||
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"Pucker-up me loverlies "lol | |||
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"Unless he meant sucking cock clean after its been up ass
thats what i thought he meant *shudders* lol
I was doing more than shudder at the thought of felching "feel fucking sick now, don't want to meet anybody who enjoys felching
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"Unless he meant sucking cock clean after its been up ass
thats what i thought he meant *shudders* lol
I was doing more than shudder at the thought of felching
feel fucking sick now, don't want to meet anybody who enjoys felching
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"Unless he meant sucking cock clean after its been up ass
thats what i thought he meant *shudders* lol
I was doing more than shudder at the thought of felching
feel fucking sick now, don't want to meet anybody who enjoys felching
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"Unless he meant sucking cock clean after its been up ass
thats what i thought he meant *shudders* lol
I was doing more than shudder at the thought of felching
feel fucking sick now, don't want to meet anybody who enjoys felching
we found something bob doesnt like "yes alright maybe I'm not as cocky and vain as first expected but don't tell no one that I don't like it, it's just our little secret ok?? | |||
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"Unless he meant sucking cock clean after its been up ass
thats what i thought he meant *shudders* lol
I was doing more than shudder at the thought of felching
feel fucking sick now, don't want to meet anybody who enjoys felching
we found something bob doesnt like
yes alright maybe I'm not as cocky and vain as first expected but don't tell no one that I don't like it, it's just our little secret ok?? " ok my lips are sealed both sets | |||
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"Pucker-up me loverlies
dont encourage her "
Righto, I'm off...things to do..people to see
...hmm..where did I put me straw? | |||
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"Pucker-up me loverlies
dont encourage her
Righto, I'm off...things to do..people to see
...hmm..where did I put me straw?"your just wrong have fun x | |||
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"Pucker-up me loverlies
dont encourage her
Righto, I'm off...things to do..people to see
...hmm..where did I put me straw?"up ya bum | |||
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"As the end of a penis is often called the helmet... it gives a new meaning to the term 'skid lid'." In this case..... the end of a penis is called Bob. | |||
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"some of you ladies do this and it is suprising how many have private messaged to ask about a meet.
And thanks for last night you naughty dirty little minx i believe the term is "felching" "try this . armaggedon=== http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug | |||
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"some of you ladies do this and it is suprising how many have private messaged to ask about a meet.
And thanks for last night you naughty dirty little minx i believe the term is "felching"
try this .
armaggedon=== http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug
"nope nope i will not be drawn to something that may end up with me emptying the contents of my tummy down the loo | |||
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"some of you ladies do this and it is suprising how many have private messaged to ask about a meet.
And thanks for last night you naughty dirty little minx i believe the term is "felching"
try this .
armaggedon=== http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug
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"Would be nice to meet women that really love taking a cock up their tight ass then sucking it clean. If you enjoy this or think it's too dirty for you, tell me what you like." Any man who has such low hygiene standards is to be avoided in my book. Swinging is all about fun not dysentery for me. | |||
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"Direct from the LA Times: "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again,so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. I know it's myth before anyone tells me." funny as fook tho | |||
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"As the end of a penis is often called the helmet... it gives a new meaning to the term 'skid lid'. In this case..... the end of a penis is called Bob." [bob claps hands and laughs like he's heard something new] your still my favourite GILF oh yeah where's your pictures again? | |||
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"Direct from the LA Times: "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again,so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. I know it's myth before anyone tells me." Snap. but its more funny listening to it than reading it . The radio man nearly wet himself. see link above | |||
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"just been online and a woman wanted to finger her own ass and let me lick them after. I declined the offer and had a wank instead "Great | |||
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"just been online and a woman wanted to finger her own ass and let me lick them after. I declined the offer and had a wank instead
Great"not that good | |||
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"Would be nice to meet women that really love taking a cock up their tight ass then sucking it clean. If you enjoy this or think it's too dirty for you, tell me what you like." have to be honest being a bisub its a yes for me so would the strapon be too as long as you prepare yourself as clean as you can beforehand | |||
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"Would be nice to meet women that really love taking a cock up their tight ass then sucking it clean. If you enjoy this or think it's too dirty for you, tell me what you like. have to be honest being a bisub its a yes for me so would the strapon be too as long as you prepare yourself as clean as you can beforehand " any ladies want to screw s ass with a strap on? | |||
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"yuk i nearlt tryed it he fucked me then tryed to put it in my mouth ,,not nice" | |||
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"Would be nice to meet women that really love taking a cock up their tight ass then sucking it clean. If you enjoy this or think it's too dirty for you, tell me what you like." Each to their own etc etc.. but that's just minging! | |||
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"Would be nice to meet women that really love taking a cock up their tight ass then sucking it clean. If you enjoy this or think it's too dirty for you, tell me what you like. Each to their own etc etc.. but that's just minging! "I refuse to kiss | |||
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