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"Its just so hard. Does it come naturally to you? "Let's get stuck in | |||
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"Its just so hard. Does it come naturally to you? "If you’re asking, OP, then I’ll give you one. | |||
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"Its just so hard. Does it come naturally to you?
Let's get stuck in"A good push should do it  | |||
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"Would that be sexual innuendo , I have a mate who's allways coming out with them as soon as he see,s a nice looking girl.Gets on my nerves tbh with him " He sounds frightful... have you taken him in hand about this?  | |||
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"Its just so hard. Does it come naturally to you?
If you’re asking, OP, then I’ll give you one. "That's mighty big of you! | |||
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"They just roll of his tongue (no pun intended lol) one after another .lol " He's obviously a very cunning linguist. | |||
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"I find them a bit hard to swallow" You'd notice if one was slipped in then?  | |||
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"Wait a moment, just need to slip it in" Wiggle it about a bit... might just be stiff. | |||
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"I grew up with Carry On films and non-PC comedy......it's second nature....but now I tailor it to my audience. I was over at a friends at Christmas, the lady of the couple who I have known for years and we will constantly exchange innuendos and risque comments and I suddenly realised two of her lady guests, both new neighbours, looking slightly shocked until one muttered.....'you've clearly known each other a long time.'.... "Took it well in the end then? | |||
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"I grew up with Carry On films and non-PC comedy......it's second nature....but now I tailor it to my audience. I was over at a friends at Christmas, the lady of the couple who I have known for years and we will constantly exchange innuendos and risque comments and I suddenly realised two of her lady guests, both new neighbours, looking slightly shocked until one muttered.....'you've clearly known each other a long time.'....
Took it well in the end then? "They all did..... | |||
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits " You held yourself well! | |||
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"In your endo  "Only on special occasions | |||
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits You held yourself well! "What about when she wanted a refill? | |||
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"If you give it a good push, it will go in" A good rattle might be needed if it hasn't been used in a while! | |||
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits You held yourself well!
What about when she wanted a refill?
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits You held yourself well!
What about when she wanted a refill?
"Shes full of them she came in the once with an empty oj jug, looked me square in the eye an said can u fill me up  | |||
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits You held yourself well!
What about when she wanted a refill?
Shes full of them she came in the once with an empty oj jug, looked me square in the eye an said can u fill me up "Did you take a firm grip of said jugs? | |||
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits You held yourself well!
What about when she wanted a refill?
Shes full of them she came in the once with an empty oj jug, looked me square in the eye an said can u fill me up
Did you take a firm grip of said jugs?"Im sure she wants the sausage | |||
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits You held yourself well!
What about when she wanted a refill?
Shes full of them she came in the once with an empty oj jug, looked me square in the eye an said can u fill me up
Did you take a firm grip of said jugs?"Freshly squeezed! | |||
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"I'm finding this too hard, can't quite get my tongue around it
Red"Sometimes it just slips though my lips...  | |||
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits You held yourself well!
What about when she wanted a refill?
Shes full of them she came in the once with an empty oj jug, looked me square in the eye an said can u fill me up
Did you take a firm grip of said jugs?
Im sure she wants the sausage "Well one cannot live on juice alone... | |||
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"I'm finding this too hard, can't quite get my tongue around it
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Sometimes it just slips though my lips... "Oh I don't want you missing a drop | |||
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"I'm finding this too hard, can't quite get my tongue around it
Red
Sometimes it just slips though my lips... "I guess it makes it easier to part them first....just so your tongue can move freely | |||
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"I work in a hotel and we put all the juice in jugs as i was washing up the young girl came in an said and i qoute “ come and grab my jugs wenever ya ready” took all my might not to fondle her tits You held yourself well!
What about when she wanted a refill?
Shes full of them she came in the once with an empty oj jug, looked me square in the eye an said can u fill me up
Did you take a firm grip of said jugs?
Im sure she wants the sausage
Well one cannot live on juice alone..."then theres the the times she pretends sausages are penises The things id do to swap with that sausage | |||
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"Ive been fairly well corrupted over the years. It just leaks out of me now " I sympathise.... it sometimes slips out of me too... | |||
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"Ive been fairly well corrupted over the years. It just leaks out of me now " Like a fridge in a power cut | |||
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"I'm finding this too hard, can't quite get my tongue around it
Red
Sometimes it just slips though my lips...
I guess it makes it easier to part them first....just so your tongue can move freely "Best if they're moistened too... | |||
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"I’m still waiting to dunk my biscuit into a warm moist wet cup" Keep a tight grip on it... it might end up in the bottom | |||
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"One of the best albums Queen ever made." Have to agree here... love that album | |||
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"One of the best albums Queen ever made." Yes... Its really right up there | |||
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"I’m still waiting to dunk my biscuit into a warm moist wet cup Keep a tight grip on it... it might end up in the bottom" | |||
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"One of the best albums Queen ever made. Yes... Its really right up there" I see what you did there! | |||
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"I’m still waiting to dunk my biscuit into a warm moist wet cup Keep a tight grip on it... it might end up in the bottom "Switch to hob knobs, they can dunk multiple times before ending in a sticky mess... | |||
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"One of the best albums Queen ever made. Yes... Its really right up there I see what you did there! " | |||
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"I love playing innuendo bingo. Nothing better " I don't seem to be getting it. | |||
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"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in " Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry. | |||
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"I love playing innuendo bingo. Nothing better I don't seem to be getting it." Oh you will get it... | |||
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"I suck at it" Blows doesn't it? | |||
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"I love playing innuendo bingo. Nothing better I don't seem to be getting it. Oh you will get it..." I'd like to have a firm grasp of it | |||
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"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry." Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance | |||
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"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry. Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance" I know... I'm licking up to you... | |||
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"I love playing innuendo bingo. Nothing better " It’s good if you get a 69 | |||
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"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry. Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance I know... I'm licking up to you... " Well make sure to go the 'whole' way right up to the rim... | |||
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"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry. Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance I know... I'm licking up to you... " Looks like you’ve got it licked  | |||
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"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry. Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance I know... I'm licking up to you... Looks like you’ve got it licked "Took a while but I warmed up first | |||
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"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry. Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance I know... I'm licking up to you... Looks like you’ve got it licked
Took a while but I warmed up first"You certainly got the juices flowing that's for sure.... | |||
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"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry. Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance I know... I'm licking up to you... Looks like you’ve got it licked
Took a while but I warmed up first
You certainly got the juices flowing that's for sure...."just needed a bit of a bang... | |||
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"I'm coming from behind on this one and really hope I don't make a fist of it when I slip one in Its ok... you made up for it with your large entry. Oh I love it when someone pays attention to my entrance I know... I'm licking up to you... Looks like you’ve got it licked
Took a while but I warmed up first
You certainly got the juices flowing that's for sure....
just needed a bit of a bang... "Well if it's bangers you want I know just the sausage to feed your appetite | |||
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"it's always hard in the mornings " Getting up can be an issue for some... | |||
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"Its just so hard. Does it come naturally to you? "Yes  | |||
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"So, how many of you got covered in white stuff today? "It started with just little sprinkle... but then it increased in intensity and turned out to be quite heavy | |||
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"So, how many of you got covered in white stuff today?
It started with just little sprinkle... but then it increased in intensity and turned out to be quite heavy "But it stick in your area?? | |||
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"So, how many of you got covered in white stuff today?
It started with just little sprinkle... but then it increased in intensity and turned out to be quite heavy
But it stick in your area?? "Typo* But did it stick in your area?? | |||
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"So, how many of you got covered in white stuff today?
It started with just little sprinkle... but then it increased in intensity and turned out to be quite heavy
But it stick in your area??
Typo*
But did it stick in your area?? "And of course there's always the "Yellow snow warning!" | |||
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"So, how many of you got covered in white stuff today? "My daughter referred to it as " gods cum "  | |||
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"So, how many of you got covered in white stuff today?
It started with just little sprinkle... but then it increased in intensity and turned out to be quite heavy
But it stick in your area??
Typo*
But did it stick in your area?? "There's quite an accumulation building up | |||
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""Inuendo? I thought he was a composer, often heard on Classic FM" as the actress said to the bishop." You're thinking of Haydn it in Debussy | |||
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"So, how many of you got covered in white stuff today?
It started with just little sprinkle... but then it increased in intensity and turned out to be quite heavy
But it stick in your area??
Typo*
But did it stick in your area??
And of course there's always the "Yellow snow warning!""that's just a piss-take | |||
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"So, how many of you got covered in white stuff today?
My daughter referred to it as " gods cum " "It certainly blew a load around here today | |||
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"Italian for suppository isn't it? " Si... you've grasped it | |||
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"So, how many of you got covered in white stuff today?
It started with just little sprinkle... but then it increased in intensity and turned out to be quite heavy
But it stick in your area??
Typo*
But did it stick in your area??
There's quite an accumulation building up"Time for a shower now to wash it away...... lol | |||
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