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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Anyone else into it?

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

Floundering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a cray-cray-fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might find your Sole mate

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Oh these are good!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I tried it but it gave me a haddock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure is the Plaice to go fishing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ll take the bait

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"We’ll take the bait "

Some already have!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Just don't do it when I'm walking on the water.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

No one wants crabs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It can be your Achilles eel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No one wants crabs."
What did you say , speak up please I'm a little hard of Herring

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"It can be your Achilles eel "

Ohh good one

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"We’ll take the bait

Some already have! "

hook line and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s something fishy going on here

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"There’s something fishy going on here "

?? What you carping on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is All About the Bass

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


" Anyone else into it?"

You'd need a big net.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"There’s something fishy going on here

?? What you carping on about "

Hook line and sinker

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"This thread is All About the Bass"

That’s a top tuna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Cods sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it more about the test curve. ?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


" Anyone else into it?"

of course a good sturdy rod is needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is All About the Bass

That’s a top tuna "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still a lot of posts to go on this thread before we Fillet

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What a load of pollocks

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

salmon has to do it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh for the love of cod!!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"still a lot of posts to go on this thread before we Fillet "

Fave so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone finds a better thread to post on

Can you let minnow

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

There's no point to this thread. It was started just for the halibut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any fin is possible on the forums

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"If anyone finds a better thread to post on

Can you let minnow "

Ohhh another good one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"There's no point to this thread. It was started just for the halibut."

If you don't get what I mean you might need to mullet over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's no point to this thread. It was started just for the halibut.

If you don't get what I mean you might need to mullet over."

I get what you mean..

Your comment isn’t exactly out of plaice

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

If I really get to like this, I might get hooked on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a very coy carp ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of tenchion here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is everything hunky Dory Clem?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This thread was brought to you by The Make a Fish Foundation.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Anyone not posting is just shellfish

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road


"Anyone not posting is just shellfish"

I may have to mullet over

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Is everything hunky Dory Clem?"

I'm just trawling for attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may just use the go eat app and Perch ase myself some fish n chips

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

You can have my plaice I put my heart and Saul in to that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this thread kicks off and becomes violent I know a good Sturgeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beats the usual threads about who's your favourite prawn star.

Careful you don't fall off your perch though, things could get pretty tench.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cod, you're so sexy ... your plaice or mine ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this thread kicks off and becomes violent I know a good Sturgeon "

Hope no one gets a battering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Octopuss ... eight gorgeous women ...

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Beats the usual threads about who's your favourite prawn star.

Careful you don't fall off your perch though, things could get pretty tench."

Fish, catch and release?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cod, you're so sexy ... your plaice or mine ..."
I know no need to Trout about it though

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Cod, you're so sexy ... your plaice or mine ... I know no need to Trout about it though"

Are you taking the fish?

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Plenty of pish is full of lunatics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cod, you're so sexy ... your plaice or mine ... I know no need to Trout about it though"

Sorry, I'll reel myself in ...

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Plenty of pish is full of lunatics!"

I don't have a licence to fish there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beats the usual threads about who's your favourite prawn star.

Careful you don't fall off your perch though, things could get pretty tench.

Fish, catch and release? "

If that's what you like, better get your skates on.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Beats the usual threads about who's your favourite prawn star.

Careful you don't fall off your perch though, things could get pretty tench.

Fish, catch and release?

If that's what you like, better get your skates on."

Whaley?

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester

On a "scale" of 1 to 10 how much of this is codswallop and are we big enough to include W(h)ales?

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By *exymidscouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Fed up with this thread so just going to barracuda myself away till it’s gone

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By *exymidscouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"If this thread kicks off and becomes violent I know a good Sturgeon "

So funny my jaws aching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fed up with this thread so just going to barracuda myself away till it’s gone"
Oh for Gods Hake

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Fed up with this thread so just going to barracuda myself away till it’s gone"

Don't do anything wrasse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fed up with this thread so just going to barracuda myself away till it’s gone

Don't do anything wrasse."

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

I must say, some of you have a very caviar attitude to this subject.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot still carping on?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


" You lot still carping on?"

Bunch of Shoal kids in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"We’ll take the bait

Some already have!

hook line and "

stinker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fed up with this thread so just going to barracuda myself away till it’s gone"

Well aren't you a ray of sunshine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread kinda LURE d me in

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester


" You lot still carping on?

Bunch of Shoal kids in here "

This all was the clown in the class room x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this might pike my interest but I’ve haddock enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everything hunky Dory Clem?

I'm just trawling for attention. "

You're reeling 'em in Clem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whale oil beef hooked Clem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everything hunky Dory Clem?

I'm just trawling for attention.

You're reeling 'em in Clem. "

Mind if I mussel in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whale oil beef hooked Clem."

very clever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s starting to flounder

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By *exymidscouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"It’s starting to flounder "

Oh clam up

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

My stocks are depleted.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

I maybe at the limit of my quota.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

what a bleak prospect.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"what a bleak prospect."

Had to Google that one

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

My thread has spawned soo much interest my smile is breaming! I usually feel like such a social piranha.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

I,m feeling ruffe today ask john dory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My thread has spawned soo much interest my smile is breaming! I usually feel like such a social piranha."

I think you should be (r)oystering

At it's success

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I'm such a sucker but I'm no angel x

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"My thread has spawned soo much interest my smile is breaming! I usually feel like such a social piranha.

I think you should be (r)oystering

At it's success "

I'm a bit of a Dab hand at this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hook line and sprinkler...

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

This post is brill..

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

"A do do do, a dah dah dah". Name that tuna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For shark sake all stop whaling on about this crustation.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"For shark sake all stop whaling on about this crustation. "

Krill ! Why be anenome?

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"Fed up with this thread so just going to barracuda myself away till it’s gone

Don't do anything wrasse."

You,d after be cuckoo to do that..

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Sorry just off for a kipper tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to watch a bit of prawn tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throwing your bait out and sitting there hour after hour waiting for a nod of interest!.. a tin of beer in the shallows to kill the boredom of the wait, forever peering at the other guy wondering why his rod is always up and down and arguing with yourself about your bad luck on your pitch, then you spot he's got a giant pole and he's getting the hot spots with it and you end up casting further and further into his pitch hoping to catch a few of his leftovers and in the end getting so frustrated you catapult half a tin of spam into his pitch and fuck off to the pub depressed.

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Yeah, good luck with the fishin

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Throwing your bait out and sitting there hour after hour waiting for a nod of interest!.. a tin of beer in the shallows to kill the boredom of the wait, forever peering at the other guy wondering why his rod is always up and down and arguing with yourself about your bad luck on your pitch, then you spot he's got a giant pole and he's getting the hot spots with it and you end up casting further and further into his pitch hoping to catch a few of his leftovers and in the end getting so frustrated you catapult half a tin of spam into his pitch and fuck off to the pub depressed.

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Yeah, good luck with the fishin "

Spam?!

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Pollocks to sprat it's to cod I know a Plaice where eel warm my soles and have a nice Kipper hopefully I don't John dory to much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throwing your bait out and sitting there hour after hour waiting for a nod of interest!.. a tin of beer in the shallows to kill the boredom of the wait, forever peering at the other guy wondering why his rod is always up and down and arguing with yourself about your bad luck on your pitch, then you spot he's got a giant pole and he's getting the hot spots with it and you end up casting further and further into his pitch hoping to catch a few of his leftovers and in the end getting so frustrated you catapult half a tin of spam into his pitch and fuck off to the pub depressed.

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Yeah, good luck with the fishin

Spam?! "

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Which lady doesn't love spam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whale oil beef hooked Clem.

very clever!"

Or Brill

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Can be a load of pollocks at times.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Throwing your bait out and sitting there hour after hour waiting for a nod of interest!.. a tin of beer in the shallows to kill the boredom of the wait, forever peering at the other guy wondering why his rod is always up and down and arguing with yourself about your bad luck on your pitch, then you spot he's got a giant pole and he's getting the hot spots with it and you end up casting further and further into his pitch hoping to catch a few of his leftovers and in the end getting so frustrated you catapult half a tin of spam into his pitch and fuck off to the pub depressed.

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Yeah, good luck with the fishin

Spam?! .

Which lady doesn't love spam "

I'm puzzled..How do the fish get the tin open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throwing your bait out and sitting there hour after hour waiting for a nod of interest!.. a tin of beer in the shallows to kill the boredom of the wait, forever peering at the other guy wondering why his rod is always up and down and arguing with yourself about your bad luck on your pitch, then you spot he's got a giant pole and he's getting the hot spots with it and you end up casting further and further into his pitch hoping to catch a few of his leftovers and in the end getting so frustrated you catapult half a tin of spam into his pitch and fuck off to the pub depressed.

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Yeah, good luck with the fishin

Spam?! .

Which lady doesn't love spam

I'm puzzled..How do the fish get the tin open?"

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Don't be daft, it's a ring pull these days

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Throwing your bait out and sitting there hour after hour waiting for a nod of interest!.. a tin of beer in the shallows to kill the boredom of the wait, forever peering at the other guy wondering why his rod is always up and down and arguing with yourself about your bad luck on your pitch, then you spot he's got a giant pole and he's getting the hot spots with it and you end up casting further and further into his pitch hoping to catch a few of his leftovers and in the end getting so frustrated you catapult half a tin of spam into his pitch and fuck off to the pub depressed.

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Yeah, good luck with the fishin

Spam?! .

Which lady doesn't love spam

I'm puzzled..How do the fish get the tin open?.

Don't be daft, it's a ring pull these days "

We've all been pulled by the ring at least once.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Throwing your bait out and sitting there hour after hour waiting for a nod of interest!.. a tin of beer in the shallows to kill the boredom of the wait, forever peering at the other guy wondering why his rod is always up and down and arguing with yourself about your bad luck on your pitch, then you spot he's got a giant pole and he's getting the hot spots with it and you end up casting further and further into his pitch hoping to catch a few of his leftovers and in the end getting so frustrated you catapult half a tin of spam into his pitch and fuck off to the pub depressed.

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Yeah, good luck with the fishin

Spam?! .

Which lady doesn't love spam

I'm puzzled..How do the fish get the tin open?.

Don't be daft, it's a ring pull these days

We've all been pulled by the ring at least once."

But never by a haddock...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I see Clem has found his porpoise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how did i miss this and how come nobody has mentioned a fingering yet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"how did i miss this and how come nobody has mentioned a fingering yet "

I thought they were fingerlings... fishy fingering sounds wrong.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"how did i miss this and how come nobody has mentioned a fingering yet

I thought they were fingerlings... fishy fingering sounds wrong.

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Aren't you a ray of sunshine!

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

Am leaving motorpike and sidecarp

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I don't fish... They find me

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

I reckon in here they are very easy to catch.....

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"I don't fish... They find me "
Must be a Angler fish..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are a lot of chubby people on here!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"I'm such a sucker but I'm no angel x"
Thats ok be a monkfish Instead..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose it depends on how big your worm is, or your hook

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over a year ago


"Throwing your bait out and sitting there hour after hour waiting for a nod of interest!.. a tin of beer in the shallows to kill the boredom of the wait, forever peering at the other guy wondering why his rod is always up and down and arguing with yourself about your bad luck on your pitch, then you spot he's got a giant pole and he's getting the hot spots with it and you end up casting further and further into his pitch hoping to catch a few of his leftovers and in the end getting so frustrated you catapult half a tin of spam into his pitch and fuck off to the pub depressed.

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Yeah, good luck with the fishin

Spam?! .

Which lady doesn't love spam

I'm puzzled..How do the fish get the tin open?"

Don't tell him Pike!

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"There are a lot of chubby people on here!"

Applause!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should scale back on the fish puns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we should scale back on the fish puns "

I agree, they are ruddy awful!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

I,m only looking for a charlady..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I,m only looking for a charlady.. "

Would you prefer a bloater or an old trout?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"I,m only looking for a charlady..

Would you prefer a bloater or an old trout?"

You're a dab hand at this.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There are a lot of chubby people on here!"

Oi! I'm more blobfish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are a lot of chubby people on here!

Oi! I'm more blobfish. "

I'm an angel fish

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, you need to cast your net on 31st March. You're bound to catch one then.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There are a lot of chubby people on here!

Oi! I'm more blobfish.

I'm an angel fish "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I,m only looking for a charlady..

Would you prefer a bloater or an old trout?

You're a dab hand at this. "

Yes, I've even had compliments from the Pope!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fishing is the single most boring thing I've ever done . Sorry

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Fishing is the single most boring thing I've ever done . Sorry "

One for the keep net!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fishing is the single most boring thing I've ever done . Sorry "

You must have been under parr to have such a bleak day!

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

This thread is just click-bait

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"This thread is just click-bait"
Round of Applause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is just click-bait"

You can feel the tenchion in the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many fish do you get in a pair of tights.

5

2 souls, 2 eels and a nice wet plaice

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"This thread is just click-bait Round of Applause "

Thank you kindly

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"This thread is just click-bait

You can feel the tenchion in the room."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They usually find me!

Just had a couple message me saying "hello" I messaged back saying "Hi there" they then deleted my reply and blocked me!!! Hahaha!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"How many fish do you get in a pair of tights.

5

2 souls, 2 eels and a nice wet plaice "

In some tights you might find a winkle...

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

think this thread has been trawled to death and is now reaching it's depth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think this thread has been trawled to death and is now reaching it's depth

"

I knew somebody would be perched ready to carp on how the thread has sunk, rather than thinking what a gudgeon it had been.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This thread ofishally sucks. I'll be seeing fish puns in my breams.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When it's closed we can do a conga round the office

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I bet your having a Whale of a time with this thread, I dare say whale meet again on the next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"think this thread has been trawled to death and is now reaching it's depth

I knew somebody would be perched ready to carp on how the thread has sunk, rather than thinking what a gudgeon it had been. "

Look at you standing there flexing your Mussels

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Please guys, stop pming so many cockle and winkle pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Please guys, stop pming so many cockle and winkle pics. "
You should Change your name to Clam-H-Fandango

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


" Please guys, stop pming so many cockle and winkle pics. You should Change your name to Clam-H-Fandango "

Its still not worth the fiver!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

We're all a monk friends here... anything more than that is a moray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're all a monk friends here... anything more than that is a moray "
See you have come out of your shell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 more posts to Fillet

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Do you think a cockle fillet?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I can't think of a fish post so I'm sitting here pouting...

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

I just don't want another pollock

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

No, too many sharks around

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Loving the fish net tights

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Loving the fish net tights "

I should have hooked onto this schooner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m waiting for 175 so I can just say:

Fin.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Loving the fish net tights

I should have hooked onto this schooner.

"

You should check your shelling.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I think you're just blue fin

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I think you're just blue fin "

Theres no porpoise to this thread any more!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"I can't think of a fish post so I'm sitting here pouting..."
Same here I,ve give up whiting now.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"I can't think of a fish post so I'm sitting here pouting...Same here I,ve give up whiting now."
I think I,ll go and listen to my bass.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

This thread reminds me of the Hot Chocolate song

*"I believe in mackrels, where you from, you sexy thing"*

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path


"I can't think of a fish post so I'm sitting here pouting...Same here I,ve give up whiting now.I think I,ll go and listen to my bass."

You have my eel of approval

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was expecting a few more prawnographic posts...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This thread is krill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thread where no-one has complained about cod pics and wedding tackle!

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

Oh well I think I,ll roe roe the boat gently out to sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we Irish comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fin

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