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A response to the men who insist on sending unsolicited dick pics...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I.

I do not wish to see your dick on cam,

Nor Facebook or on Instagram.

I could not, would not on a phone

Nor on an I pad, please leave me alone.

I do not wish to see your cocks

Not in your hands, nor in a box.

I will not look at it on a boat

Or side by side with the sky remote.

I would not, could not watch you jerk it online

Not on YouTube, fetlife or Vine,

Not on tumblr, fabswingers or Kik,

No, I do not wish to see your dick.

II.

A working list of places I WOULD like to see your dick:

Thrusting towards the spin of a rusty fan blade.

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By *oldtapsWoman
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Cracking ..we will use that if it's ok ??

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Excellent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cracking ..we will use that if it's ok ??"

Please do! I didn't write it myself...I stole it and reworded some bits...tis my new response to a dick pic

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Bloody love that! WHY do they think we want to see? Yes I know this is a swinging site but honestly not appealing! If it's his profile pic, its an instant NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoNewWalesCoupleCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

There was a young man, he's a Fabber

Who had a cock pic for his avatar

But he was a fool

To rely on his tool

And that's why he never got very far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that including the dick you're sucking in your profile pic? Does he know it's getting thrust into a fan? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps if you didn't have a dick in your mouth on your profile pic guys would be less inclined to send you dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a young man, he's a Fabber

Who had a cock pic for his avatar

But he was a fool

To rely on his tool

And that's why he never got very far"

Poor effort. Back to the drawing board with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that including the dick you're sucking in your profile pic? Does he know it's getting thrust into a fan? "

That's not an unsolicited dick pic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps if you didn't have a dick in your mouth on your profile pic guys would be less inclined to send you dick pics "

Is it a case of "Ere, av a suck on this one luv" you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that including the dick you're sucking in your profile pic? Does he know it's getting thrust into a fan?

That's not an unsolicited dick pic..."

I didn't want to see it, but it's thrust in my face every time you post

My eyes! My eyes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perhaps if you didn't have a dick in your mouth on your profile pic guys would be less inclined to send you dick pics "

Firstly...my OP was very much a joke! Thought that was clear.

Secondly, not sure why my profile pic would make any difference.

I don't have an issue with dick pics...I have an issue with total strangers sending me their dick pics when I've not asked to see them.

And it doesn't just happen on fab. I get it on Facebook, kik and instagram too...I post no x rated pics there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I.

I do not wish to see your dick on cam,

Nor Facebook or on Instagram.

I could not, would not on a phone

Nor on an I pad, please leave me alone.

I do not wish to see your cocks

Not in your hands, nor in a box.

I will not look at it on a boat

Or side by side with the sky remote.

I would not, could not watch you jerk it online

Not on YouTube, fetlife or Vine,

Not on tumblr, fabswingers or Kik,

No, I do not wish to see your dick.

II.

A working list of places I WOULD like to see your dick:

Thrusting towards the spin of a rusty fan blade.

"

So you haven't ruled out seeing it cuming on your tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that including the dick you're sucking in your profile pic? Does he know it's getting thrust into a fan?

That's not an unsolicited dick pic...

I didn't want to see it, but it's thrust in my face every time you post

My eyes! My eyes!"

Not quite the same as being send full sized pics is it?

I'll change it tho....just for you

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Hmmm, the weather's getting colder. Yet, all i see is snowflakes melting.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Is that including the dick you're sucking in your profile pic? Does he know it's getting thrust into a fan?

That's not an unsolicited dick pic..."

I absolutely love this place , and the irony that’s sometimes so apparent !

You say it’s not unsolicited yet we see it every time you post on the forum !

By the way , we like cock pics .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps if you didn't have a dick in your mouth on your profile pic guys would be less inclined to send you dick pics

Firstly...my OP was very much a joke! Thought that was clear.

Secondly, not sure why my profile pic would make any difference.

I don't have an issue with dick pics...I have an issue with total strangers sending me their dick pics when I've not asked to see them.

And it doesn't just happen on fab. I get it on Facebook, kik and instagram too...I post no x rated pics there!"

You get dick pics on facebook all i get are daft kittens

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Is that including the dick you're sucking in your profile pic? Does he know it's getting thrust into a fan?

That's not an unsolicited dick pic...

I didn't want to see it, but it's thrust in my face every time you post

My eyes! My eyes!

Not quite the same as being send full sized pics is it?

I'll change it tho....just for you "

Preferred the cock pic to be honest ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I.

I do not wish to see your dick on cam,

Nor Facebook or on Instagram.

I could not, would not on a phone

Nor on an I pad, please leave me alone.

I do not wish to see your cocks

Not in your hands, nor in a box.

I will not look at it on a boat

Or side by side with the sky remote.

I would not, could not watch you jerk it online

Not on YouTube, fetlife or Vine,

Not on tumblr, fabswingers or Kik,

No, I do not wish to see your dick.

II.

A working list of places I WOULD like to see your dick:

Thrusting towards the spin of a rusty fan blade.

"

Epic! Reminds me of Dr Seuss “Green Eggs and Ham” haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that including the dick you're sucking in your profile pic? Does he know it's getting thrust into a fan?

That's not an unsolicited dick pic...

I absolutely love this place , and the irony that’s sometimes so apparent !

You say it’s not unsolicited yet we see it every time you post on the forum !

By the way , we like cock pics ."

Jeeeeezus! You can't even make a silly joke around here anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genius! Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps if you didn't have a dick in your mouth on your profile pic guys would be less inclined to send you dick pics

Firstly...my OP was very much a joke! Thought that was clear.

Secondly, not sure why my profile pic would make any difference.

I don't have an issue with dick pics...I have an issue with total strangers sending me their dick pics when I've not asked to see them.

And it doesn't just happen on fab. I get it on Facebook, kik and instagram too...I post no x rated pics there!"

I know you were joking, so was i, hence the smiley Just pointing out the irony, that's all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I.

I do not wish to see your dick on cam,

Nor Facebook or on Instagram.

I could not, would not on a phone

Nor on an I pad, please leave me alone.

I do not wish to see your cocks

Not in your hands, nor in a box.

I will not look at it on a boat

Or side by side with the sky remote.

I would not, could not watch you jerk it online

Not on YouTube, fetlife or Vine,

Not on tumblr, fabswingers or Kik,

No, I do not wish to see your dick.

II.

A working list of places I WOULD like to see your dick:

Thrusting towards the spin of a rusty fan blade.

"

Can I send this to men?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perhaps if you didn't have a dick in your mouth on your profile pic guys would be less inclined to send you dick pics

Firstly...my OP was very much a joke! Thought that was clear.

Secondly, not sure why my profile pic would make any difference.

I don't have an issue with dick pics...I have an issue with total strangers sending me their dick pics when I've not asked to see them.

And it doesn't just happen on fab. I get it on Facebook, kik and instagram too...I post no x rated pics there!

I know you were joking, so was i, hence the smiley Just pointing out the irony, that's all x"

I don't have an issue with avatars being dick pics...you can't really see much without viewing the pic anyway, I was talking about being send dick pics, by total strangers online, not just fab, but social media too....it's quite different imo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I.

I do not wish to see your dick on cam,

Nor Facebook or on Instagram.

I could not, would not on a phone

Nor on an I pad, please leave me alone.

I do not wish to see your cocks

Not in your hands, nor in a box.

I will not look at it on a boat

Or side by side with the sky remote.

I would not, could not watch you jerk it online

Not on YouTube, fetlife or Vine,

Not on tumblr, fabswingers or Kik,

No, I do not wish to see your dick.

II.

A working list of places I WOULD like to see your dick:

Thrusting towards the spin of a rusty fan blade.

Can I send this to men? "

I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that including the dick you're sucking in your profile pic? Does he know it's getting thrust into a fan?

That's not an unsolicited dick pic...

I absolutely love this place , and the irony that’s sometimes so apparent !

You say it’s not unsolicited yet we see it every time you post on the forum !

By the way , we like cock pics .

Jeeeeezus! You can't even make a silly joke around here anymore!

"

Well you will go around thrusting your (fabulous) tits, juicy arse and your fellatio skills in our faces, I mean is this a swingers site or something??

Now look at my green arse and van

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that including the dick you're sucking in your profile pic? Does he know it's getting thrust into a fan?

That's not an unsolicited dick pic...

I absolutely love this place , and the irony that’s sometimes so apparent !

You say it’s not unsolicited yet we see it every time you post on the forum !

By the way , we like cock pics .

Jeeeeezus! You can't even make a silly joke around here anymore!

Well you will go around thrusting your (fabulous) tits, juicy arse and your fellatio skills in our faces, I mean is this a swingers site or something??

Now look at my green arse and vag

Peach x"

FTFM I don't own a green van

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that including the dick you're sucking in your profile pic? Does he know it's getting thrust into a fan?

That's not an unsolicited dick pic...

I absolutely love this place , and the irony that’s sometimes so apparent !

You say it’s not unsolicited yet we see it every time you post on the forum !

By the way , we like cock pics .

Jeeeeezus! You can't even make a silly joke around here anymore!

Well you will go around thrusting your (fabulous) tits, juicy arse and your fellatio skills in our faces, I mean is this a swingers site or something??

Now look at my green arse and van

Peach x"

just look?

Let me touch? Go on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dick is so hard after reading that, it will break the fan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dick is so hard after reading that, it will break the fan "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I.

I do not wish to see your dick on cam,

Nor Facebook or on Instagram.

I could not, would not on a phone

Nor on an I pad, please leave me alone.

I do not wish to see your cocks

Not in your hands, nor in a box.

I will not look at it on a boat

Or side by side with the sky remote.

I would not, could not watch you jerk it online

Not on YouTube, fetlife or Vine,

Not on tumblr, fabswingers or Kik,

No, I do not wish to see your dick.

II.

A working list of places I WOULD like to see your dick:

Thrusting towards the spin of a rusty fan blade.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps if you didn't have a dick in your mouth on your profile pic guys would be less inclined to send you dick pics

Firstly...my OP was very much a joke! Thought that was clear.

Secondly, not sure why my profile pic would make any difference.

I don't have an issue with dick pics...I have an issue with total strangers sending me their dick pics when I've not asked to see them.

And it doesn't just happen on fab. I get it on Facebook, kik and instagram too...I post no x rated pics there!

I know you were joking, so was i, hence the smiley Just pointing out the irony, that's all x

I don't have an issue with avatars being dick pics...you can't really see much without viewing the pic anyway, I was talking about being send dick pics, by total strangers online, not just fab, but social media too....it's quite different imo.

"

I was just messing with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dick is so hard after reading that, it will break the fan "

Show us then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I.

I do not wish to see your dick on cam,

Nor Facebook or on Instagram.

I could not, would not on a phone

Nor on an I pad, please leave me alone.

I do not wish to see your cocks

Not in your hands, nor in a box.

I will not look at it on a boat

Or side by side with the sky remote.

I would not, could not watch you jerk it online

Not on YouTube, fetlife or Vine,

Not on tumblr, fabswingers or Kik,

No, I do not wish to see your dick.

II.

A working list of places I WOULD like to see your dick:

Thrusting towards the spin of a rusty fan blade.

"

Copyright this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perhaps if you didn't have a dick in your mouth on your profile pic guys would be less inclined to send you dick pics

Firstly...my OP was very much a joke! Thought that was clear.

Secondly, not sure why my profile pic would make any difference.

I don't have an issue with dick pics...I have an issue with total strangers sending me their dick pics when I've not asked to see them.

And it doesn't just happen on fab. I get it on Facebook, kik and instagram too...I post no x rated pics there!

I know you were joking, so was i, hence the smiley Just pointing out the irony, that's all x

I don't have an issue with avatars being dick pics...you can't really see much without viewing the pic anyway, I was talking about being send dick pics, by total strangers online, not just fab, but social media too....it's quite different imo.

I was just messing with you."

Oh..

I'll change it back then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now then....it's not a good idea to chop men's cocks off with rusty fans...they might not have had a tetanus jab and may get lockjaw and die XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dick is so hard after reading that, it will break the fan

Show us then "

Buy me a dinner first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dick is so hard after reading that, it will break the fan

Show us then

Buy me a dinner first "

I could whip you up a sandwich....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dick is so hard after reading that, it will break the fan

Show us then

Buy me a dinner first

I could whip you up a sandwich.... "

I thought this thread don't want no dick pics

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Brilliant!!! Love it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dick is so hard after reading that, it will break the fan

Show us then

Buy me a dinner first "

Big Mac?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dick is so hard after reading that, it will break the fan

Show us then

Buy me a dinner first

I could whip you up a sandwich....

I thought this thread don't want no dick pics "

No unsolicited dick pics from strangers....if we ask they're acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dick is so hard after reading that, it will break the fan

Show us then

Buy me a dinner first

I could whip you up a sandwich....

I thought this thread don't want no dick pics "

Just show us the dick already!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dick is so hard after reading that, it will break the fan

Show us then

Buy me a dinner first

I could whip you up a sandwich....

I thought this thread don't want no dick pics

Just show us the dick already!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dick is so hard after reading that, it will break the fan

Show us then

Buy me a dinner first

I could whip you up a sandwich....

I thought this thread don't want no dick pics

No unsolicited dick pics from strangers....if we ask they're acceptable "

I think we may have to beg for this one.

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin


"Bloody love that! WHY do they think we want to see? Yes I know this is a swinging site but honestly not appealing! If it's his profile pic, its an instant NO"

and the whole site is obviously gagging to check out your tits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps if you didn't have a dick in your mouth on your profile pic guys would be less inclined to send you dick pics

Firstly...my OP was very much a joke! Thought that was clear.

Secondly, not sure why my profile pic would make any difference.

I don't have an issue with dick pics...I have an issue with total strangers sending me their dick pics when I've not asked to see them.

And it doesn't just happen on fab. I get it on Facebook, kik and instagram too...I post no x rated pics there!

I know you were joking, so was i, hence the smiley Just pointing out the irony, that's all x

I don't have an issue with avatars being dick pics...you can't really see much without viewing the pic anyway, I was talking about being send dick pics, by total strangers online, not just fab, but social media too....it's quite different imo.

I was just messing with you."

Yeah you and your goddam fluffy slippers....getting Fuzz all worked up

Peach x

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin

[Removed by poster at 17/03/18 17:44:33]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that including the dick you're sucking in your profile pic? Does he know it's getting thrust into a fan?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are solicited dick pics ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps if you didn't have a dick in your mouth on your profile pic guys would be less inclined to send you dick pics

Firstly...my OP was very much a joke! Thought that was clear.

Secondly, not sure why my profile pic would make any difference.

I don't have an issue with dick pics...I have an issue with total strangers sending me their dick pics when I've not asked to see them.

And it doesn't just happen on fab. I get it on Facebook, kik and instagram too...I post no x rated pics there!

I know you were joking, so was i, hence the smiley Just pointing out the irony, that's all x

I don't have an issue with avatars being dick pics...you can't really see much without viewing the pic anyway, I was talking about being send dick pics, by total strangers online, not just fab, but social media too....it's quite different imo.

I was just messing with you.

Yeah you and your goddam fluffy slippers....getting Fuzz all worked up

Peach x"

There's a queue to wank over them you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve read every single post in this..... will see myself out....tips hat

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