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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

So earlier this week a woman(probably a geezer) couldn't meet because they were in hospital having broke their legs in a car crash but today 4 days later they've just got in from a dog walk

#miraclecure

No naming names but how have people tripped themselves up with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get me started... She had a willy... Disgraceful

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Don't get me started... She had a willy... Disgraceful "

You can't leave it at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She texted to say her grandad died.

He emailed to say they were well up for it.

Couples with issues.

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"She texted to say her grandad died.

He emailed to say they were well up for it.

Couples with issues. "

Lol that's priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a young couple and as me and the Mrs were fucking the guy got jealous and kept on stopping us.. sock and snooker ball if I may please

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Arranged a meet with a guy! Two hours before he messaged saying ALL his FIVE adult kids were visiting him unexpectedly. All lived in different parts of the U.K. he said he had five phone calls at the same time very unexpectedly. He kept emphasising unexpectedly - thou doth protest too much I thought! Yeah right! Needless to say contact was ceased with that individual !

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

We met a couple who claimed to be the same age as us. The guy began telling us about his first lads holiday which if his stated age was correct he would have gone on when he was 8.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry


"So earlier this week a woman(probably a geezer) couldn't meet because they were in hospital having broke their legs in a car crash but today 4 days later they've just got in from a dog walk

#miraclecure

No naming names but how have people tripped themselves up with you "

Maybe she was in a wheel chair. Or she just healed very quick. Like I dont believe anyone would be telling lies or bull shitting on here.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I got told someone couldn't meet because of something to do with their job. I used to work in the same line of work and knew that part of the job didn't happen at weekends. Or, for that matter, at night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was cancelled on because he was "really sick". Guess he forgot what he told me because he displayed a new veri from a couple, the day after he was meant to have met me, that refered to their meet "last night"... he won't be getting a second chance after that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She texted to say her grandad died.

He emailed to say they were well up for it.

Couples with issues. "

He maybe didn’t like her grandad much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a no show, Thursday night, couldn't get a dog sitter, forgot that they had told me couldn't come at weekend as she had had to have her dog put down that day

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Had a no show, Thursday night, couldn't get a dog sitter, forgot that they had told me couldn't come at weekend as she had had to have her dog put down that day"

How sad

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Had a no show, Thursday night, couldn't get a dog sitter, forgot that they had told me couldn't come at weekend as she had had to have her dog put down that day

How sad "

Really sad

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Had a no show, Thursday night, couldn't get a dog sitter, forgot that they had told me couldn't come at weekend as she had had to have her dog put down that day"

Could have had more than one dog? Or the dog walked the green mile then got a pardon from the governor? (hurrah!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Met a young couple and as me and the Mrs were fucking the guy got jealous and kept on stopping us.. sock and snooker ball if I may please "

Ow ive had that to. As i got dressed they got into a domestic. I let myself out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately some people tell lies....i see no point as we are all adults why can't we all be honest upfront and straight to the point...so much easier lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Unfortunately some people tell lies....i see no point as we are all adults why can't we all be honest upfront and straight to the point...so much easier lol"

Yes why can’t they say ‘listen love I’ve changed my mind about meeting you tonight’. Honest but then how many threads would there be saying they were nasty time wasters?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Unfortunately some people tell lies....i see no point as we are all adults why can't we all be honest upfront and straight to the point...so much easier lol"

I 100% agree

If Onley eveyone did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet arranged with a laddy that was single. She cancelled at last min. Nothing wrong with that. Except i thought ide do my shopping instead. Saw her and her HUBBY round tesco. The look on her face was priceless. She closed her account 2 hrs latter. To close for comfort i do believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple once for social and maybe fun, the female was all up for more, we leave the pub x are walking for a cab,she says need to ring home ensure all,but realises her battery dead on phone, so my Mr says "get hubby to call x check," she says he can't his phones been cut off.. Next thing he pulls his phone out and starts this fake conversation with the sitter, so I said at the taxi rank shame you can't come back with us your hubby just had a call you need to leave,she was like wtf? I don't think so. Again another couple with issues lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny enough ive been accused of lying a few times just chatting on here.

I think the honesty issues have poisoned the well to a certain extent.

I like the "i prefer not to say" approach, rather than the bs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drove miles to a f/f social meet in a cafe.only to be left waiting there and receive a text asking if I was there.i replied with yes.she replied and said she couldn't make it as she had been arrested for speeding on her way to meet me and she was in the police cells.

I replied with.i didn't know you could get arrested for speeding and thrown in the cells and they also let you keep your phone in there?

She then instantly blocked my number and blocked me on here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drove miles to a f/f social meet in a cafe.only to be left waiting there and receive a text asking if I was there.i replied with yes.she replied and said she couldn't make it as she had been arrested for speeding on her way to meet me and she was in the police cells.

I replied with.i didn't know you could get arrested for speeding and thrown in the cells and they also let you keep your phone in there?

She then instantly blocked my number and blocked me on here x"

lol thats special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shit, perhaps they could use the dog ate my homework with meet on or my watch stopped so I'm not late.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I drove miles to a f/f social meet in a cafe.only to be left waiting there and receive a text asking if I was there.i replied with yes.she replied and said she couldn't make it as she had been arrested for speeding on her way to meet me and she was in the police cells.

I replied with.i didn't know you could get arrested for speeding and thrown in the cells and they also let you keep your phone in there?

She then instantly blocked my number and blocked me on here x"

Oh dear.

Also, your ass is awesome xx

Sorry just had to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So earlier this week a woman(probably a geezer) couldn't meet because they were in hospital having broke their legs in a car crash but today 4 days later they've just got in from a dog walk

#miraclecure

No naming names but how have people tripped themselves up with you "

Maybe it was a peg leg....diddle diddle diddle dum....

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"She texted to say her grandad died.

He emailed to say they were well up for it.

Couples with issues. "

Really???

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"So earlier this week a woman(probably a geezer) couldn't meet because they were in hospital having broke their legs in a car crash but today 4 days later they've just got in from a dog walk

#miraclecure

No naming names but how have people tripped themselves up with you

Maybe it was a peg leg....diddle diddle diddle dum.... "

With her extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drove miles to a f/f social meet in a cafe.only to be left waiting there and receive a text asking if I was there.i replied with yes.she replied and said she couldn't make it as she had been arrested for speeding on her way to meet me and she was in the police cells.

I replied with.i didn't know you could get arrested for speeding and thrown in the cells and they also let you keep your phone in there?

She then instantly blocked my number and blocked me on here x

Oh dear.

Also, your ass is awesome xx

Sorry just had to say."

Trust me on this one, that ass feels, looks, & tastes awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoils it as I have been genuinely ill this week and had to let someone down...in advance so they could make other arrangements. I just got called a time waster and abuse x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spoils it as I have been genuinely ill this week and had to let someone down...in advance so they could make other arrangements. I just got called a time waster and abuse x"

Their loss, block em. x

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Spoils it as I have been genuinely ill this week and had to let someone down...in advance so they could make other arrangements. I just got called a time waster and abuse x"

Did ‘they’ create a thread on here about you letting them down?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I do have to laugh sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So earlier this week a woman(probably a geezer) couldn't meet because they were in hospital having broke their legs in a car crash but today 4 days later they've just got in from a dog walk

#miraclecure

No naming names but how have people tripped themselves up with you "

What an extreme reason given . Whatever happened to just having the shits etc

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"She texted to say her grandad died.

He emailed to say they were well up for it.

Couples with issues. "

Her Grandad said they were up for it! Freaky shit...

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust


"Unfortunately some people tell lies....i see no point as we are all adults why can't we all be honest upfront and straight to the point...so much easier lol"
I totally agree ,, I don’t want to burst my bubble , but I’ve never been involved in a no show , I have let a friend down for a genuine reason , I say let down just postponed really ,,, but then again I can’t do f#^** and go ,,,, not what I like this site for zx

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