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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Are you a cat owner? If so, what is the most revolting gift your cat has brought in for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex-husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was too young to remember but apparently my parents found one of our cats eating a baby rabbit under the dining table once!

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"My ex-husband"
haaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine used to bring me frogs, mice and birds...often all chewed with spilled gutty wuts

Hey loved me

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Mine just moves things from one room to another, often wake with a sock out of my son's room and a fluffy cat toy on my bed.

Last week she brought me a pen and some post it notes. Never did find out what she wanted me to write though

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

My cat is a good ratter but normally he just chews the face and leaves the rest for us. Recently though, he found a pregnant rat and opened it to get at the babies inside, spilling the peanut sized creatures everywhere. Bad kitty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol naughty pussy

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Live rodents: much to the amusement of my other half. It cracks him up, says it reminds him of the black woman in the Tom and Jerry cartoons me running around and jumping on the furniture screeching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my cat, my brothers cat used to bring live pigeons home through the cat flap and then let them go in the living room. Oh and then his other two cats would all sit and watch the bird literally bounce of the walls.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I had a wild cat once and she lined the patio with 6 birds and mice - all headless....blood everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat is a good ratter but normally he just chews the face and leaves the rest for us. Recently though, he found a pregnant rat and opened it to get at the babies inside, spilling the peanut sized creatures everywhere. Bad kitty!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Chewed rats

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I second that

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I found the head of a mouse under the PC when I was cleaning up once. At least it solved the mystery of the headless mouse I found in the middle of my bedroom doorway two weeks beforehand.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

My old cat regularly brought me birds or mice,but I particularly hate moths and the big ones she got and beheaded freaked me out.

Miss

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Mine once somehow had caught a fuckin Pigeon and when I got home I was still finding feathers a month later

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I once heard a banging at the cat flap and my cat was trying to bring in a whole baguette, held horizontally in her mouth but obviously it was too wide to fit in the cat flap.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Her name is Sweetie. She is definitely not! I regularly get half the local wildlife at stupid o'clock in the morning. This morning's offering was a vole at 230am which she proceeded to eat on my bedroom floor.

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I once heard a banging at the cat flap and my cat was trying to bring in a whole baguette, held horizontally in her mouth but obviously it was too wide to fit in the cat flap. "

Reminds me of our dog. He is a very large German Shepherd and when out for walks, picks up a huge long log in his mouth and then runs up behind us with it and takes the legs out from under us!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Live on the edge of a woods and farmers field - two of our cats (who are brothers) are sweet and innocent round the house but psycho killers outside of it - have had mice (which they seem to eat all but the head and spine), numerous pigeons, a partridge and while we were on holiday once they bought a live magpie into the house which crapped all over the kitchen!!

Funniest one though was a squirrel which we only discovered when pretty much all you could see of it was it's tail hanging out of the cat's mouth!!

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

A live squirrel. that the cat decided to let go once it was inside. I was out of there so fast, as the squirrel went around at 100 miles per hour, then had to go back in to open windows to let it get out. Wasnt happy!!

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

"Are you a cat owner? If so, what is the most revolting gift your cat has brought in for you?"

As my 3 are indoor only cats i dont have to put up with presents from them

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Are you a cat owner? If so, what is the most revolting gift your cat has brought in for you?"

A politician!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

woke up once to hear an awful screeching gurgling noise, the cat had dragged a massive pigeon into the kitchen, ripped one wing off and was sat, terrified, in a corner as this huge thing flapped about spraying blood all over the walls and ceiling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It' a small animal apocalypse out there.275 million deaths a year.Nothing eats cats apart from the occasional fox.

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Are you a cat owner? If so, what is the most revolting gift your cat has brought in for you?

A politician!

Did he have a scrap of white blonde hair hanging out of his mouth? Your cat has eaten Boris! I'd rather think about that than think about Boris eating pussy!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I don't have cats atm but used to have a brother and sister. Once she came in, sat down in front of me, opened her mouth and a butterfly flew out. It was quite beautiful.

He on the other hand he was a bit of a brute. We had the usual mice, birds dead, alive or regurgitated but once he brought a massive fish in. He managed to get it through the cat flap!! Always used to giggle about him popping off to the chippy at the end of the road

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Although you shouldn't speak ill of the departed, my old moggy was a bit of a kleptomaniac where wildlife was concerned. The usual birds, mice, shrews were collected, but he managed to hunt a fairly big young rabbit & tried to devour it on the neighbours patio whilst they were having breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you a cat owner? If so, what is the most revolting gift your cat has brought in for you?"

When I had a cat, a mouse's nose, left on the kitchen floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine stole a cooked chicken from.the neighbours

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My cat when I was a teenager used to bring me live animals and drop them on my chest when I was sleeping, he brought me frogs, mice, rats,rabbits, birds and a pheasant once.

It was a sod trying to catch them when they came round.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Are you a cat owner? If so, what is the most revolting gift your cat has brought in for you?"

Nuthing.

All 4 are indor cats

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By *ucy83SOWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

My cat used to have a thing for plastic flower pots, they were every where in the garden, various suzes, but everyday more would arrive.

My other cat once arrived home with an unopened packet of bacon and also hot sausages stolen off bbqs.

Thankfully they never bought back dead things or half dead things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of mine two weeks ago brought a large slice of bacon. One side was buttered as if it had been in someones sarnie just mins earlier.

No idea who lost their breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mouse's head.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

A frog from a neighbours pond. They didn’t kill

It but we’re just bemused every time they touched it it would squeak. Their very own cat toy!

The one who brought it in that was the only thing he ever did. His Habit was taking things out of the house. I caught him with my bath robe half way out the cat flap and it had stuck with it being too big. Hate to think what else he’s taken out the house...and who he taken it to

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Mine stole a cooked chicken from.the neighbours"

We had a cat that raided a neighbours kitchen and got away with a whole gammon... I don't know how the hell he did it, and I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen him trotting off down the road with it held aloft!

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By *entileschi OP Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

"A frog from a neighbours pond. They didn’t kill

It but we’re just bemused every time they touched it it would squeak. Their very own cat toy!

I didn't realise frogs squeaked until the cat started chasing them. He was more interested in frogs when he was a kitten, but now he is strictly into rats. Butter wouldn't melt when he is indoors, but in the garden and beyond, he is a different beasty altogether.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger I stayed at my aunties house. I had been playing with finger puppets with my baby cousin and left them on the kitchen floor, which my auntie knew about.

At night we went back down for a drink, and as we were chatting she stood on a puppet.

And then we heard the crack. It wasn’t a puppet. It was a mouse. And she completely squished and most likely killed it (if it wasn’t dead when it was brought in, it was dead then) in her bare feet.

As she was cleaning herself up and I was cleaning up the dead mouse, she stood on another, with the other foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too many dead birds to mention!!!

arggghh!

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

One of my cats used to pop into the next-door neighnours and pinch all sorts - cheese - babybel and a block of cheddar, baby toys, a tampax (new!), a bra, socks, their goldfish and an entire chicken. Then he raided the local chippy so we had fish, saveloys and Jamaica patties dropped around the house. Never ate them, but also hid things behind the curtains. I miss him!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My miniature cat likes to bring in huge caterpillars, then comes and cries to me. When I go and look there it is wiggling on the carpet. Gross... I have a phobia of caterpillars xxx

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