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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding?" She taken up doing sudokos  | |||
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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding? She taken up doing sudokos "Must get through loads of andrex | |||
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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding? She taken up doing sudokos
Must get through loads of andrex im too thick to do em"Stick with it...it all adds up  | |||
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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding? She taken up doing sudokos
Must get through loads of andrex im too thick to do em"Same here hun. | |||
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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding? She taken up doing sudokos
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Nah she recycles after doing one"Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask! | |||
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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding?"  nope | |||
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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding? She taken up doing sudokos
Must get through loads of andrex "No I use Tesco cheap stuff! | |||
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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding? She taken up doing sudokos
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Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask! "I don't Paul....take no notice.....  | |||
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"Sudoku doesn't interest me. I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane "You do whatever floats your boat mate | |||
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"Sudoku doesn't interest me. I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane "That sounds great. I love the adult colouring books. You sound a bit crafty Paul?  | |||
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Nah she recycles after doing one
Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!
I don't Paul....take no notice..... "She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami | |||
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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding? She taken up doing sudokos
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Nah she recycles after doing one
Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!
I don't Paul....take no notice.....
She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami "I have some izal somewhere, when I run out of the cushioned Andrex roll, it's could for tracing paper! | |||
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"Sudoku doesn't interest me. I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane
That sounds great. I love the adult colouring books. You sound a bit crafty Paul? "Yeah you could say that
I like making things, papercraft is my latest obsession... the intricacy of using a scalpel to cut card templates and parts accurately then glueing them together is good for my concentration, it helps me to not think about stuff I don't want to think about, so it's good for my mental health | |||
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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding? She taken up doing sudokos
Must get through loads of andrex
Nah she recycles after doing one
Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!
I don't Paul....take no notice.....
She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami "Broad sheet = value for money, and it's a nice shade of pink? | |||
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"Sudoku doesn't interest me. I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane
That sounds great. I love the adult colouring books. You sound a bit crafty Paul?
Yeah you could say that
I like making things, papercraft is my latest obsession... the intricacy of using a scalpel to cut card templates and parts accurately then glueing them together is good for my concentration, it helps me to not think about stuff I don't want to think about, so it's good for my mental health "That's interesting, my sister in law has just given me bespoke picture made out of cardboard templates, it's beautiful and has our names on | |||
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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding? She taken up doing sudokos
Must get through loads of andrex
Nah she recycles after doing one
Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!
I don't Paul....take no notice.....
She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami
Broad sheet = value for money, and it's a nice shade of pink? "Yes and the ink doesn't run or smudge | |||
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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding? She taken up doing sudokos
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Nah she recycles after doing one
Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!
I don't Paul....take no notice.....
She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami
Broad sheet = value for money, and it's a nice shade of pink? "Tears it into little sheets...but she might go enen posher now you've given her ideas with a scalpel | |||
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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding? She taken up doing sudokos
Must get through loads of andrex
Nah she recycles after doing one
Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!
I don't Paul....take no notice.....
She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami
Broad sheet = value for money, and it's a nice shade of pink?
Tears it into little sheets...but she might go enen posher now you've given her ideas with a scalpel "Yeah but I can't wipe my bum on cut card templates, it will give me a nasty rash | |||
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"When I started my banking career, my manager made us read the financial times, I hadn't got a clue what it was all about "I still dont too much reading to make a fast buck | |||
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"When I started my banking career, my manager made us read the financial times, I hadn't got a clue what it was all about
I still dont too much reading to make a fast buck "Think you're right | |||
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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding? She taken up doing sudokos
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Nah she recycles after doing one
Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!
I don't Paul....take no notice.....
She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami
Broad sheet = value for money, and it's a nice shade of pink?
Tears it into little sheets...but she might go enen posher now you've given her ideas with a scalpel
Yeah but I can't wipe my bum on cut card templates, it will give me a nappy rash "Well stop wearing cheap fivers | |||
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"Wow... #88. How are we all this Evening? Is _amiss in hiding? She taken up doing sudokos
Must get through loads of andrex
Nah she recycles after doing one
Umm... ok, I'm not gonna ask!
I don't Paul....take no notice.....
She does mate...it's the one in the Financial Times though....not just any old bog.....erm, toilet paper for our sami
Broad sheet = value for money, and it's a nice shade of pink?
Tears it into little sheets...but she might go enen posher now you've given her ideas with a scalpel
Yeah but I can't wipe my bum on cut card templates, it will give me a nappy rash
Well stop wearing cheap fivers "I know, think I'll have to splash out, pardon the pun! | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?......" And a pear +two bags of skittles | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles "Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals | |||
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Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals "Heinz? | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
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Heinz? "Tesco.... | |||
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Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish "I hope to buttered your dippers | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish "Nothing better than Heinz Tomato Soup, together with fresh bread or rolls to dunk in! Hi Samiss! | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
I hope to buttered your dippers "Ooh, I'll look forward to that, whatever it is! | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
Nothing better than Heinz Tomato Soup, together with fresh bread or rolls to dunk in!
Hi Samiss!"Hi Iain, a man after my own heart! | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
Nothing better than Heinz Tomato Soup, together with fresh bread or rolls to dunk in!
Hi Samiss!"Got to be buttered though Good morning ian | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
I hope to buttered your dippers "Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!.... | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
I hope to buttered your dippers
Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!.... "I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
I hope to buttered your dippers
Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....
I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff " | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
I hope to buttered your dippers
Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....
I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
I hope to buttered your dippers
Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....
I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff
Actually, I have the cholesterol reducing spread...... "Doesn't work...chemist told the body can coprocessor with natural butter far better then the oils used in thst stuff | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
I hope to buttered your dippers
Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....
I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff
Actually, I have the cholesterol reducing spread......
Doesn't work...chemist told the body can coprocessor with natural butter far better then the oils used in thst stuff "Feck you can tell I'm conking | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
I hope to buttered your dippers
Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....
I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff
Actually, I have the cholesterol reducing spread......
Doesn't work...chemist told the body can coprocessor with natural butter far better then the oils used in thst stuff "Tut..typical.... | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
Nothing better than Heinz Tomato Soup, together with fresh bread or rolls to dunk in!
Hi Samiss!
Hi Iain, a man after my own heart! "With choccie Oaty Hobnobs for afters? | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
I hope to buttered your dippers
Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....
I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff
Actually, I have the cholesterol reducing spread......
Doesn't work...chemist told the body can coprocessor with natural butter far better then the oils used in thst stuff
Feck you can tell I'm conking "Yeah I'm conking too, bloody bourbons...see ya later xxx | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
Nothing better than Heinz Tomato Soup, together with fresh bread or rolls to dunk in!
Hi Samiss!
Hi Iain, a man after my own heart!
With choccie Oaty Hobnobs for afters? "Mmmm..don't tempt me, I'm off to bed | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
I hope to buttered your dippers
Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....
I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff
Actually, I have the cholesterol reducing spread......
Doesn't work...chemist told the body can coprocessor with natural butter far better then the oils used in thst stuff
Feck you can tell I'm conking
Yeah I'm conking too, bloody bourbons...see ya later xxx"Laters my bed awaits me...good night all | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
I hope to buttered your dippers
Ooh got you now , butter on the bread, of course!....
I hope it's of a block and not that aldi rip off lurpac stuff
Actually, I have the cholesterol reducing spread......
Doesn't work...chemist told the body can coprocessor with natural butter far better then the oils used in thst stuff
Feck you can tell I'm conking
Yeah I'm conking too, bloody bourbons...see ya later xxx
Laters my bed awaits me...good night all "Na night.... xxx | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
Nothing better than Heinz Tomato Soup, together with fresh bread or rolls to dunk in!
Hi Samiss!
Hi Iain, a man after my own heart!
With choccie Oaty Hobnobs for afters?
Mmmm..don't tempt me, I'm off to bed "Spoilsport! Goodnight! | |||
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"I'm getting a conk on.. Custard creams?...... And a pear +two bags of skittles
Skittles....mmm...I had tomato soup this evening, it was lovely, love the simple meals
Heinz?
Tesco....
Not on of them 29p tins
No I think it was 50p. The Heinz ones were 4 for £3 it was delish
Nothing better than Heinz Tomato Soup, together with fresh bread or rolls to dunk in!
Hi Samiss!
Hi Iain, a man after my own heart!
With choccie Oaty Hobnobs for afters?
Mmmm..don't tempt me, I'm off to bed
Spoilsport!
Goodnight!"Night, Iain, have a peaceful night... | |||
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"Sudoku doesn't interest me. I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane
That sounds great. I love the adult colouring books. You sound a bit crafty Paul?
Yeah you could say that
I like making things, papercraft is my latest obsession... the intricacy of using a scalpel to cut card templates and parts accurately then glueing them together is good for my concentration, it helps me to not think about stuff I don't want to think about, so it's good for my mental health
That's interesting, my sister in law has just given me bespoke picture made out of cardboard templates, it's beautiful and has our names on "Decupauge, that's very different from what I do, I do have ideas tho. I've been making 3d models... rockets, space ship, the moon... all mounted in 1 corner of my room with a space scene painted aroind them. 3d female torso coming out of a wall, roses, katana sword with nunchucks and samurai mask, and a modified Mercedes car | |||
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"Sudoku doesn't interest me. I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane
That sounds great. I love the adult colouring books. You sound a bit crafty Paul?
Yeah you could say that
I like making things, papercraft is my latest obsession... the intricacy of using a scalpel to cut card templates and parts accurately then glueing them together is good for my concentration, it helps me to not think about stuff I don't want to think about, so it's good for my mental health
That's interesting, my sister in law has just given me bespoke picture made out of cardboard templates, it's beautiful and has our names on
Decupauge, that's very different from what I do, I do have ideas tho.
I've been making 3d models... rockets, space ship, the moon... all mounted in 1 corner of my room with a space scene painted aroind them.
3d female torso coming out of a wall, roses, katana sword with nunchucks and samurai mask, and a modified Mercedes car "If it works for you...keep it up mate | |||
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"morning all happy paddys day xxx" Top of the morning to you _oddy | |||
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"shamrock latte please mistress "Does that involve alcohol? | |||
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"Sudoku doesn't interest me. I'm happy doing my paintings, adult colouring and making papercraft models, keeps me occupied and (almost) sane
That sounds great. I love the adult colouring books. You sound a bit crafty Paul?
Yeah you could say that
I like making things, papercraft is my latest obsession... the intricacy of using a scalpel to cut card templates and parts accurately then glueing them together is good for my concentration, it helps me to not think about stuff I don't want to think about, so it's good for my mental health
That's interesting, my sister in law has just given me bespoke picture made out of cardboard templates, it's beautiful and has our names on
Decupauge, that's very different from what I do, I do have ideas tho.
I've been making 3d models... rockets, space ship, the moon... all mounted in 1 corner of my room with a space scene painted aroind them.
3d female torso coming out of a wall, roses, katana sword with nunchucks and samurai mask, and a modified Mercedes car "Gosh that sounds very artistic, Paul | |||
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"morning all happy paddys day xxx" Arfnoon Voddy | |||
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"shamrock latte please mistress
Does that involve alcohol? "no shamrock pattern on top | |||
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"shamrock latte please mistress
Does that involve alcohol? no shamrock pattern on top"Four fecking leafs?
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"Wanders in... ....Wanders out... "grabs sami | |||
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"Wanders in... ....Wanders out... grabs sami"Wanders back in and grabs Voddy! | |||
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"Wanders in... ....Wanders out... grabs sami
Wanders back in and grabs Voddy! "if we hide behind the curtain we can jump out on mistress | |||
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"Wanders in... ....Wanders out... grabs sami
Wanders back in and grabs Voddy! if we hide behind the curtain we can jump out on mistress "We could....but she might not like it!..... | |||
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"Wanders in... ....Wanders out... grabs sami
Wanders back in and grabs Voddy! if we hide behind the curtain we can jump out on mistress "Not tonight...I'm almost conked now  | |||
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"Wanders in... ....Wanders out... grabs sami
Wanders back in and grabs Voddy! if we hide behind the curtain we can jump out on mistress
Not tonight...I'm almost conked now "Spoilsport.......  | |||
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"The beast passed by this part of the east... One day of snow a few weeks back and about half an inch on the windowsill today... So all a bit of an anticlimax really... "I'd say you were fecking lucky | |||
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I'd say you were fecking lucky "Well yes but didn't get a snow day  | |||
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"The beast passed by this part of the east... One day of snow a few weeks back and about half an inch on the windowsill today... So all a bit of an anticlimax really...
I'd say you were fecking lucky
Well yes but didn't get a snow day "We got plenty and I would be willing to swap | |||
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"Iceland custard creams 5 pkts 2.00" Are they big feckers? | |||
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"I warned you all the beast was coming back....didn't I? "Yes and it's damn annoying | |||
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"I warned you all the beast was coming back....didn't I?
Yes and it's damn annoying "My warning? or the beast? | |||
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"Iceland custard creams 5 pkts 2.00 Are they big feckers?" one can only get one in mouth at a time where as the piddling feckers one can get more not that I have tried since I'm a lady | |||
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"Iceland custard creams 5 pkts 2.00 Are they big feckers?one can only get one in mouth at a time where as the piddling feckers one can get more not that I have tried since I'm a lady "I mean the packets!...daft fecker | |||
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"I warned you all the beast was coming back....didn't I?
Yes and it's damn annoying
My warning? or the beast? "The snow,my daughter is at her friends and with my road being full of snow,I don’t drive in the snow and the buses not running yet I don't know how she's getting home. | |||
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"I warned you all the beast was coming back....didn't I?
Yes and it's damn annoying
My warning? or the beast?
The snow,my daughter is at her friends and with my road being full of snow,I don’t drive in the snow and the buses not running yet I don't know how she's getting home. "Oh bugger...do her friends parents not drive....and is a taxi out of question? | |||
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"I warned you all the beast was coming back....didn't I?
Yes and it's damn annoying
My warning? or the beast?
The snow,my daughter is at her friends and with my road being full of snow,I don’t drive in the snow and the buses not running yet I don't know how she's getting home.
Oh bugger...do her friends parents not drive....and is a taxi out of question?"They do drive yes,but I can't expect them to drop her be great if they did though. I don’t know what the snow is like there,hopefully the buses start running later,they're in the process of clearing the snow at the bus station. She's 16 so I'm not to concerned,she's got school at 8:40 tomorrow so has a bit of time to surface | |||
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"I warned you all the beast was coming back....didn't I?
Yes and it's damn annoying
My warning? or the beast?
The snow,my daughter is at her friends and with my road being full of snow,I don’t drive in the snow and the buses not running yet I don't know how she's getting home.
Oh bugger...do her friends parents not drive....and is a taxi out of question?
They do drive yes,but I can't expect them to drop her be great if they did though. I don’t know what the snow is like there,hopefully the buses start running later,they're in the process of clearing the snow at the bus station.
She's 16 so I'm not to concerned,she's got school at 8:40 tomorrow so has a bit of time to surface "I'm sure she will and if it doesn't clear up. I'd have thought they will drop her off if it comes to the crunch...I know 16 year old girls appetites....and believe me it will be cheaper to drop her off | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one? "Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper. | |||
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What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper. "It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does "It's like using greaseproof paper on it | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it "I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper! | |||
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"The beast passed by this part of the east... One day of snow a few weeks back and about half an inch on the windowsill today... So all a bit of an anticlimax really...
I'd say you were fecking lucky
Well yes but didn't get a snow day
We got plenty and I would be willing to swap "Thanks for the kind offer but no that's fine thank you | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper! "So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it "A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla. I think he's a fecking masochist | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it "Haha, I know! | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.
I think he's a fecking masochist "Gosh, why would you use, I didn't even think you could buy it anymore | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it "and my infant school too think they should be able to bring it back in schools so they know how we suffered | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.
I think he's a fecking masochist
Gosh, why would you use, I didn't even think you could buy it anymore "And it's expensive. ...but hey ho my mate has just dropped me 12 rolls of the best quilted paper off for free 10 minutes ago | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it and my infant school too think they should be able to bring it back in schools so they know how we suffered "It's too expensive now | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it and my infant school too think they should be able to bring it back in schools so they know how we suffered "Yes, this Voddy, they have it too easy these days! | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.
I think he's a fecking masochist
Gosh, why would you use, I didn't even think you could buy it anymore
And it's expensive. ...but hey ho my mate has just dropped me 12 rolls of the best quilted paper off for free 10 minutes ago "Haha! | |||
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What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.
I think he's a fecking masochist "Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
and my infant school too think they should be able to bring it back in schools so they know how we suffered "Do they get those wet wipes as well as quilts these days? | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.
I think he's a fecking masochist
Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days "When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.
I think he's a fecking masochist
Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days
When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better" | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.
I think he's a fecking masochist
Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days
When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.
I think he's a fecking masochist
Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days
When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better
bet you liked the andy capp cartoon"Nah the real Andy capp was me dad | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.
I think he's a fecking masochist
Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days
When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better
bet you liked the andy capp cartoon
Nah the real Andy capp was me dad "Haha! Andy capp and Flo, my nan was called Flo and she always walked about in her rollers and headscarf | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.
I think he's a fecking masochist
Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days
When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better
bet you liked the andy capp cartoon
Nah the real Andy capp was me dad
Haha! Andy capp and Flo, my nan was called Flo and she always walked about in her rollers and headscarf "Didn't all women seem to do that when we were kids? I look back at it now as some form of a kink they had | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.
I think he's a fecking masochist
Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days
When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better
bet you liked the andy capp cartoon
Nah the real Andy capp was me dad
Haha! Andy capp and Flo, my nan was called Flo and she always walked about in her rollers and headscarf
Didn't all women seem to do that when we were kids?
I look back at it now as some form of a kink they had"alreet hilda when you getting a murial | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.
I think he's a fecking masochist
Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days
When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better
bet you liked the andy capp cartoon
Nah the real Andy capp was me dad
Haha! Andy capp and Flo, my nan was called Flo and she always walked about in her rollers and headscarf
Didn't all women seem to do that when we were kids?
I look back at it now as some form of a kink they hadalreet hilda when you getting a murial "Wrong coast line...Andy was from the north east | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.
I think he's a fecking masochist
Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days
When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better
bet you liked the andy capp cartoon
Nah the real Andy capp was me dad
Haha! Andy capp and Flo, my nan was called Flo and she always walked about in her rollers and headscarf
Didn't all women seem to do that when we were kids?
I look back at it now as some form of a kink they had"Yes they did, I remember by two aunties that lived with my nan, used to go into town, with their rollers in! | |||
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"I hope sami has let nigel into the conservatory and not left him out in the cold Yeah, he's fine, I've put plenty of newspaper down, in case he needs a poo.
What you going to use if you need one?
Haha! good point, I keep some izal handy if I run out of newspaper.
It doesn't soak it up....and it hurts your ass....and i don't mean nigel
Haha, it does
It's like using greaseproof paper on it
I can remember us having it as children, I used to use it as tracing paper!
So did we... And it was all they provided in the toilets at school... I used to laugh how the wee used to slide off it
A good friend of mine only ever uses that....and he's vanilla.
I think he's a fecking masochist
Haha, I hate the stuff... Wee sliding off toilet paper doesn't seem so much fun these days
When did it seem fun? I used to try and hang on till I got home...well the daily mirror was slightly better
bet you liked the andy capp cartoon
Nah the real Andy capp was me dad
Haha! Andy capp and Flo, my nan was called Flo and she always walked about in her rollers and headscarf
Didn't all women seem to do that when we were kids?
I look back at it now as some form of a kink they hadalreet hilda when you getting a murial "Ah, loved Hilda Ogden | |||
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Nah its just been a funny old day...and a fecking cold one.
Roll on spring my luck id fecking sit on it
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Nah its just been a funny old day...and a fecking cold one.
Roll on spring my luck id fecking sit on it
You'd fecking enjoy that cheeky bint"Bint!! | |||
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Nah its just been a funny old day...and a fecking cold one.
Roll on spring my luck id fecking sit on it
You'd fecking enjoy that cheeky bint
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Nah its just been a funny old day...and a fecking cold one.
Roll on spring my luck id fecking sit on it
You'd fecking enjoy that cheeky bint
Bint!! sniggers like muttley"Choked on fecking coffee | |||
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Nah its just been a funny old day...and a fecking cold one.
Roll on spring my luck id fecking sit on it
You'd fecking enjoy that cheeky bint
Bint!! sniggers like muttley
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Jeez what bank holiday is that
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet "No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! | |||
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Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! "translates as hubbys got the teef | |||
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Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef "Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! | |||
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Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! "you want sauce or have you got enough | |||
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough "You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! | |||
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough
You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! "passes bottle and another bacon barmy | |||
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough
You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy"....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... | |||
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough
You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy
....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... "since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him | |||
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough
You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy
....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him "Ah bless ya....Ooh that's calmed him down, he nearly had a connery chasing me round the garden | |||
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough
You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy
....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him
Ah bless ya....Ooh that's calmed him down, he nearly had a connery chasing me round the garden "tell him theres another one in the shed and lock him in | |||
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough
You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy
....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him "Feck...dashing about and starving
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough
You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy
....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him
Feck...dashing about and starving
I always fecking miss out "makes mistress a mushroom n bacon barmy with a double shot latte | |||
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough
You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy
....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him
Feck...dashing about and starving
I always fecking miss out makes mistress a mushroom n bacon barmy with a double shot latte "Shot a fried egg on top _oddy | |||
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough
You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy
....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him
Feck...dashing about and starving
I always fecking miss out makes mistress a mushroom n bacon barmy with a double shot latte
Shot a fried egg on top _oddy "get sami to lay one | |||
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough
You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy
....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him
Feck...dashing about and starving
I always fecking miss out makes mistress a mushroom n bacon barmy with a double shot latte
Shot a fried egg on top _oddy get sami to lay one "Wanted a hens one...not a goose | |||
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough
You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy
....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him
Ah bless ya....Ooh that's calmed him down, he nearly had a connery chasing me round the garden tell him theres another one in the shed and lock him in " | |||
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough
You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy
....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him
Feck...dashing about and starving
I always fecking miss out makes mistress a mushroom n bacon barmy with a double shot latte
Shot a fried egg on top _oddy get sami to lay one " ouch! | |||
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough
You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy
....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him
Feck...dashing about and starving
I always fecking miss out makes mistress a mushroom n bacon barmy with a double shot latte
Shot a fried egg on top _oddy get sami to lay one
Wanted a hens one...not a goose"Golden goose | |||
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"Good morning you lazy lot
Morning Mistress!
Morning sami
You had your toast yet
No not had breakfast yet, not hungry at the mo! translates as hubbys got the teef
Just got em back, gimme that bacon barm cake! you want sauce or have you got enough
You know me Voddy, but I'll have some HP if you got any! passes bottle and another bacon barmy
....Hubby's trying to nick it.... now he's after the teef!.... since mistress hasnt arrived he can have hers cut it up small for him
Feck...dashing about and starving
I always fecking miss out makes mistress a mushroom n bacon barmy with a double shot latte
Shot a fried egg on top _oddy get sami to lay one
Wanted a hens one...not a goose
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