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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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OK put ya name down

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

me

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Can I take a raincheck......got mum n sister coming for Christmas dinner.....and enjoy cooking it so not prepared to forgo the pleasure, however....an invitation for a different day would be more than welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me "

I'll come - as long I am sat close enough to flick mash at mrs A

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I take a raincheck......got mum n sister coming for Christmas dinner.....and enjoy cooking it so not prepared to forgo the pleasure, however....an invitation for a different day would be more than welcome "

Chezza, you know you welcome anytime

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"me

I'll come - as long I am sat close enough to flick mash at mrs A "

Oi no food fights

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"me

I'll come - as long I am sat close enough to flick mash at mrs A "

there will be no flicking of mash or any other food item at Mrs A, unless we having a food fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me

I'll come - as long I am sat close enough to flick mash at mrs A

there will be no flicking of mash or any other food item at Mrs A, unless we having a food fight "

yay - i've been looking for an excuse to wear my thong and see thru plastic poncho combo for some time

i think i have just found it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be working so can i have mine to go please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!"

that stuff is vile

even more so when you rock in pissed up and mistake it for fruit cocktail

it doesn't taste so good covered in 'tip top'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi oi how long has this been up and why i not top of list ffs was me after all that got pet to cook christmas dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!

that stuff is vile

even more so when you rock in pissed up and mistake it for fruit cocktail

it doesn't taste so good covered in 'tip top' "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oi oi how long has this been up and why i not top of list ffs was me after all that got pet to cook christmas dinner "

Bint ya too slow!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oi oi how long has this been up and why i not top of list ffs was me after all that got pet to cook christmas dinner

Bint ya too slow!! lol"

not fair i was bogged down with the bloody ironing in the other thread

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"oi oi how long has this been up and why i not top of list ffs was me after all that got pet to cook christmas dinner

Bint ya too slow!! lol

not fair i was bogged down with the bloody ironing in the other thread "

creeps in and removes fuse from iron

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!"

There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.

Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!

There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.

Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas"

processed peas yukkkkk please can i have sprouts instead

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"oi oi how long has this been up and why i not top of list ffs was me after all that got pet to cook christmas dinner

Bint ya too slow!! lol

not fair i was bogged down with the bloody ironing in the other thread

creeps in and removes fuse from iron"

puts fuse back in iron, moody beaktime over

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!

There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.

Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas

processed peas yukkkkk please can i have sprouts instead "

I have to buy them ready prepared cos I'm allergic to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oi oi how long has this been up and why i not top of list ffs was me after all that got pet to cook christmas dinner

Bint ya too slow!! lol

not fair i was bogged down with the bloody ironing in the other thread

creeps in and removes fuse from iron

puts fuse back in iron, moody beaktime over "

ok ok no need to whip me ...... what am i saying whip me whip me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!

There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.

Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas

processed peas yukkkkk please can i have sprouts instead

I have to buy them ready prepared cos I'm allergic to them"

thats ok I will help prepare 1 thing I can do just cant cook it after

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!

There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.

Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas

processed peas yukkkkk please can i have sprouts instead

I have to buy them ready prepared cos I'm allergic to them

thats ok I will help prepare 1 thing I can do just cant cook it after "

You want cookery lessons?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"oi oi how long has this been up and why i not top of list ffs was me after all that got pet to cook christmas dinner

Bint ya too slow!! lol

not fair i was bogged down with the bloody ironing in the other thread

creeps in and removes fuse from iron

puts fuse back in iron, moody beaktime over

ok ok no need to whip me ...... what am i saying whip me whip me "

whip in hand *swish swish* back to work

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!

There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.

Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas"

your buying the wrong ones, it has to be bonduelle baby peas and carrots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!

There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.

Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas

processed peas yukkkkk please can i have sprouts instead

I have to buy them ready prepared cos I'm allergic to them

thats ok I will help prepare 1 thing I can do just cant cook it after

You want cookery lessons?"

No ta was married to a chef for 23 yrs even he couldnt help me I am very very good at washing up tho as long as left alone with the brandy and radio

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Got a dishwasher, but you can load and put away

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!

There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.

Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas

your buying the wrong ones, it has to be bonduelle baby peas and carrots "

Oh I'm off to Belgium and France next month so will look for them

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!

There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.

Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas

your buying the wrong ones, it has to be bonduelle baby peas and carrots

Oh I'm off to Belgium and France next month so will look for them"

can i come as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a place at the table?

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!

There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.

Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas

your buying the wrong ones, it has to be bonduelle baby peas and carrots

Oh I'm off to Belgium and France next month so will look for them

can i come as well? "

Well you gonna be here aren't you?

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"May I have a place at the table? "

At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!

There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.

Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas

your buying the wrong ones, it has to be bonduelle baby peas and carrots

Oh I'm off to Belgium and France next month so will look for them"

they will be excellent for flicking !

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"May I have a place at the table?

At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine "

im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!

There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.

Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas

your buying the wrong ones, it has to be bonduelle baby peas and carrots

Oh I'm off to Belgium and France next month so will look for them

they will be excellent for flicking !"

they will, i will make sure we bring plenty back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a dishwasher, but you can load and put away"

with the bottle of brandy handy deal

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"May I have a place at the table?

At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine

im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie) "

I suppose Mr A told you that?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"May I have a place at the table?

At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine

im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)

I suppose Mr A told you that?"

He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I have a place at the table?

At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine

im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)

I suppose Mr A told you that?

He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder "

that's not what he told me !

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"May I have a place at the table?

At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine

im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)

I suppose Mr A told you that?

He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder

that's not what he told me !"

he lied to me, oh the shame, goes of to buy that shovel getting new patio now

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"May I have a place at the table?

At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine

im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)

I suppose Mr A told you that?

He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder

that's not what he told me !

he lied to me, oh the shame, goes of to buy that shovel getting new patio now "

You good at digging up patios, mine needs relaying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I have a place at the table?

At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine

im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)

I suppose Mr A told you that?

He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder

that's not what he told me !

he lied to me, oh the shame, goes of to buy that shovel getting new patio now

You good at digging up patios, mine needs relaying"

oh here we go folks

suddenly this christmas dinner isn't as free as we first thought !

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"oh here we go folks

suddenly this christmas dinner isn't as free as we first thought ! "

Who said it was free, I never did

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"May I have a place at the table?

At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine

im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)

I suppose Mr A told you that?

He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder

that's not what he told me !

he lied to me, oh the shame, goes of to buy that shovel getting new patio now

You good at digging up patios, mine needs relaying"

not really, need to find me a stron man to do it for me

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"May I have a place at the table?

At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine

im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)

I suppose Mr A told you that?

He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder

that's not what he told me !

he lied to me, oh the shame, goes of to buy that shovel getting new patio now

You good at digging up patios, mine needs relaying

not really, need to find me a stron man to do it for me "

Thats what I'm waiting for

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"May I have a place at the table?

At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine

im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)

I suppose Mr A told you that?

He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder

that's not what he told me !

he lied to me, oh the shame, goes of to buy that shovel getting new patio now

You good at digging up patios, mine needs relaying

not really, need to find me a stron man to do it for me

Thats what I'm waiting for "

Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

May I just have potatoes and carrots please. Processed peas make me sick (vomiting smiley) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh here we go folks

suddenly this christmas dinner isn't as free as we first thought !

Who said it was free, I never did "

Pfft - and what excuse am I'm gonna make leaving the house with a paper hat, rigger boots and a lump hammer ?

Not to mention the thong and the see thru plastic poncho to stave off Mrs A's bonduelle attack !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh here we go folks

suddenly this christmas dinner isn't as free as we first thought !

Who said it was free, I never did

Pfft - and what excuse am I'm gonna make leaving the house with a paper hat, rigger boots and a lump hammer ?

Not to mention the thong and the see thru plastic poncho to stave off Mrs A's bonduelle attack ! "

noooooo not the thong

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"May I have a place at the table?

At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine

im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)

I suppose Mr A told you that?

He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder

that's not what he told me !

he lied to me, oh the shame, goes of to buy that shovel getting new patio now

You good at digging up patios, mine needs relaying

not really, need to find me a stron man to do it for me

Thats what I'm waiting for

Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think? "

Are we gonna interview them

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"May I just have potatoes and carrots please. Processed peas make me sick (vomiting smiley) x"

You can have whatever you like, just stay outta me wardrobe and me shoes

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"oh here we go folks

suddenly this christmas dinner isn't as free as we first thought !

Who said it was free, I never did

Pfft - and what excuse am I'm gonna make leaving the house with a paper hat, rigger boots and a lump hammer ?

Not to mention the thong and the see thru plastic poncho to stave off Mrs A's bonduelle attack ! "

Oh I so wanna see this thong and plastic poncho on you

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?

Are we gonna interview them"

oh thats a must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh here we go folks

suddenly this christmas dinner isn't as free as we first thought !

Who said it was free, I never did

Pfft - and what excuse am I'm gonna make leaving the house with a paper hat, rigger boots and a lump hammer ?

Not to mention the thong and the see thru plastic poncho to stave off Mrs A's bonduelle attack !

Oh I so wanna see this thong and plastic poncho on you "

trust me - you DON'T !

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"oh here we go folks

suddenly this christmas dinner isn't as free as we first thought !

Who said it was free, I never did

Pfft - and what excuse am I'm gonna make leaving the house with a paper hat, rigger boots and a lump hammer ?

Not to mention the thong and the see thru plastic poncho to stave off Mrs A's bonduelle attack !

Oh I so wanna see this thong and plastic poncho on you "

I will only look through fingers

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"

Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?

Are we gonna interview them

oh thats a must "

So what requirements you want?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?

Are we gonna interview them

oh thats a must

So what requirements you want?"

have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?

Are we gonna interview them

oh thats a must

So what requirements you want?

have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters "

i'll be having mine in the car then !

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"

Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?

Are we gonna interview them

oh thats a must

So what requirements you want?

have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters "

And for main course????

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?

Are we gonna interview them

oh thats a must

So what requirements you want?

have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters

i'll be having mine in the car then !"

pmsl (literaly)

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"

Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?

Are we gonna interview them

oh thats a must

So what requirements you want?

have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters

i'll be having mine in the car then !

pmsl (literaly) "

I'll have you know I live in a respectable area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?

Are we gonna interview them

oh thats a must

So what requirements you want?

have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters

i'll be having mine in the car then !

pmsl (literaly)

I'll have you know I live in a respectable area"

We can soon sort that !

And when the fire brigade are called out after you inadvertantly mixed moodycow, brandy and a gas cooker, you'll be in all the local papers !

Especially when they enter to find a mad irishwoman knocking fuck out of your patio and a man in a plastic poncho covered head to toe in mash, peas and carrots

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?

Are we gonna interview them

oh thats a must

So what requirements you want?

have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters

i'll be having mine in the car then !

pmsl (literaly)

I'll have you know I live in a respectable area

We can soon sort that !

And when the fire brigade are called out after you inadvertantly mixed moodycow, brandy and a gas cooker, you'll be in all the local papers !

Especially when they enter to find a mad irishwoman knocking fuck out of your patio and a man in a plastic poncho covered head to toe in mash, peas and carrots

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet "

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"

Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?

Are we gonna interview them

oh thats a must

So what requirements you want?

have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters

i'll be having mine in the car then !

pmsl (literaly)

I'll have you know I live in a respectable area

We can soon sort that !

And when the fire brigade are called out after you inadvertantly mixed moodycow, brandy and a gas cooker, you'll be in all the local papers !

Especially when they enter to find a mad irishwoman knocking fuck out of your patio and a man in a plastic poncho covered head to toe in mash, peas and carrots

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film "

Sounds like a normal party at ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?

Are we gonna interview them

oh thats a must

So what requirements you want?

have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters

i'll be having mine in the car then !

pmsl (literaly)

I'll have you know I live in a respectable area

We can soon sort that !

And when the fire brigade are called out after you inadvertantly mixed moodycow, brandy and a gas cooker, you'll be in all the local papers !

Especially when they enter to find a mad irishwoman knocking fuck out of your patio and a man in a plastic poncho covered head to toe in mash, peas and carrots

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours "

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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So what time you lot getting here?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner "

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what time you lot getting here?

"

About tea time christmas eve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what time you lot getting here?

"

why ? are we having a dry run ?

well, i just need to pop home for my poncho .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well "

cuffs and hoses what a plan

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well "

If Bus screams enough, yes

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I'll bring the camcorder

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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I got a camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well

If Bus screams enough, yes

"

hang on, hang on !

this is taking a sinister turn now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well

If Bus screams enough, yes

"

I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well

If Bus screams enough, yes

hang on, hang on !

this is taking a sinister turn now "

No, just think of the fire and policmen

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well

If Bus screams enough, yes

I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now "

i'll protect you from them bad women, bring the friend

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well

If Bus screams enough, yes

I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now "

Is he my Christmas present

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

now look ere bus if you dont behave ur end up a bendy bus

now just lay down nicely for the young ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well

If Bus screams enough, yes

I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now

Is he my Christmas present "

If he is please please share

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"

Is he my Christmas present

If he is please please share "

Oi you got the washing up to do, I'll keep him amused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well

If Bus screams enough, yes

I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now

Is he my Christmas present "

He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard !

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well

If Bus screams enough, yes

I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now

Is he my Christmas present

He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard ! "

hes mine, i said 1st

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"

Is he my Christmas present

He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard ! "

Oh bless, vulnerable, just how I like em

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"

Is he my Christmas present

He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard !

hes mine, i said 1st "

He's my Christmas present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well

If Bus screams enough, yes

I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now

Is he my Christmas present

He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard !

hes mine, i said 1st "

Play nice share him or else

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"

Play nice share him or else "

Gonna get extra Baileys and Brandy for you two girls

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well

If Bus screams enough, yes

I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now

Is he my Christmas present

He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard !

hes mine, i said 1st

Play nice share him or else "

ok i will share

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well

If Bus screams enough, yes

I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now

Is he my Christmas present

He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard !

hes mine, i said 1st

Play nice share him or else "

ok i will share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Play nice share him or else

Gonna get extra Baileys and Brandy for you two girls"

you just want to get us pissed so we cant have the police man

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Play nice share him or else

Gonna get extra Baileys and Brandy for you two girls

you just want to get us pissed so we cant have the police man "

ah we know pets plan now

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"

Play nice share him or else

Gonna get extra Baileys and Brandy for you two girls

you just want to get us pissed so we cant have the police man

ah we know pets plan now "

Who, me?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would love to but going to see the inlaws in denmark this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well

If Bus screams enough, yes

I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now

Is he my Christmas present

He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard !

hes mine, i said 1st

Play nice share him or else

ok i will share "

you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet

sounds like a scene from a carry on film

Sounds like a normal party at ours

eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner

oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well

If Bus screams enough, yes

I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now

Is he my Christmas present

He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard !

hes mine, i said 1st

Play nice share him or else

ok i will share

you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !"

no its ok, i will bring brown contacts with me

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"

you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !"

Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !

Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes"

where's your standards women

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !

Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes

where's your standards women "

she traded them in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !

Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, "

I'll bring mine along then !

Well, they are kinda a mix of blue and bloodshot after this mornings giggles, but there ya go !

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !

Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes

where's your standards women

she traded them in"

she did for my poilceman

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"

you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !

Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes

where's your standards women

she traded them in

she did for my poilceman "

Swop you a policeman for a bottle of Baileys

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"

you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !

Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes

where's your standards women

she traded them in

she did for my poilceman

Swop you a policeman for a bottle of Baileys "

Two bottles of Baileys

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !

Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes

where's your standards women

she traded them in

she did for my poilceman

Swop you a policeman for a bottle of Baileys

Two bottles of Baileys"

the policeman is mine ... all mine i tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !

Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes

where's your standards women

she traded them in

she did for my poilceman

Swop you a policeman for a bottle of Baileys

Two bottles of Baileys

the policeman is mine ... all mine i tell ya "

** puts back policeman two firemen a night-stick and two fire hoses. **

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !

Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes

where's your standards women

she traded them in

she did for my poilceman

Swop you a policeman for a bottle of Baileys

Two bottles of Baileys

the policeman is mine ... all mine i tell ya

** puts back policeman two firemen a night-stick and two fire hoses. ** "

i want a fireman or 2 as well

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but

i'll come if i can pull a cracker.

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Here's me slaving over a hot oven for you all and you deny me a bit of pleasure

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"

Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but

i'll come if i can pull a cracker. "

Lots of Crackers coming

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but

i'll come if i can pull a cracker. "

you have to read all the thread to get invite

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"

Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but

i'll come if i can pull a cracker.

you have to read all the thread to get invite "

Taking special notice of the 63rd posting, questions will be asked

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but

i'll come if i can pull a cracker.

you have to read all the thread to get invite "

Perhaps i should wrap msyelf in 7ft of crepe, be delivered and leap out of the craker for you all.

That'd be a novelty.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but

i'll come if i can pull a cracker.

you have to read all the thread to get invite

Taking special notice of the 63rd posting, questions will be asked"

I can only count to 21.

Spose it is three times round the block, so it's not all bad.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but

i'll come if i can pull a cracker.

you have to read all the thread to get invite

Taking special notice of the 63rd posting, questions will be asked

I can only count to 21.

Spose it is three times round the block, so it's not all bad. "

unless you get sidetracked

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"

Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but

i'll come if i can pull a cracker.

you have to read all the thread to get invite

Perhaps i should wrap msyelf in 7ft of crepe, be delivered and leap out of the craker for you all.

That'd be a novelty."

Naked?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"

Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but

i'll come if i can pull a cracker.

you have to read all the thread to get invite

Perhaps i should wrap msyelf in 7ft of crepe, be delivered and leap out of the craker for you all.

That'd be a novelty.

Naked?"

i didnt know you could get naked mushrooms

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but

i'll come if i can pull a cracker.

you have to read all the thread to get invite

Perhaps i should wrap msyelf in 7ft of crepe, be delivered and leap out of the craker for you all.

That'd be a novelty.

Naked?"

What else, a la Erica Eleniak in Under Seige.

And by that, i'm not inferring that Segal is as hunky and handsome as i am.

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By *etillante OP   Woman
over a year ago

.


"

Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but

i'll come if i can pull a cracker.

you have to read all the thread to get invite

Perhaps i should wrap msyelf in 7ft of crepe, be delivered and leap out of the craker for you all.

That'd be a novelty.

Naked?

i didnt know you could get naked mushrooms "

You can get peeled ones

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