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"Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting "Milk and sugar and a choccy digestive? | |||
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"Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting "capichino for me please | |||
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"Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting
capichino for me please "opps spelt wrong(goes into hiding) | |||
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"Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting
capichino for me please
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"Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting
Milk and sugar and a choccy digestive?"Black no sugar but can I dip my choccy biscuits in your coffee they dont taste the same dipped in mine | |||
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"Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting
capichino for me please
opps spelt wrong(goes into hiding)
You are poorly we can let you off "comes out of hiding then, pet go to shops and buy the ones you add boiling water to, and see why your out pop into marksies and geta strudel for me and moody please | |||
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"comes out of hiding then, pet go to shops and buy the ones you add boiling water to, and see why your out pop into marksies and geta strudel for me and moody please "If I get Strudel, I'm trying it too But I do make a mean one myself  | |||
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"Cup of coffee please , well I cant put up my own would you fuck me thread as Im not meeting
capichino for me please
opps spelt wrong(goes into hiding)
You are poorly we can let you off
comes out of hiding then, pet go to shops and buy the ones you add boiling water to, and see why your out pop into marksies and geta strudel for me and moody please "dont forget the cream Pet | |||
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"comes out of hiding then, pet go to shops and buy the ones you add boiling water to, and see why your out pop into marksies and geta strudel for me and moody please
If I get Strudel, I'm trying it too
But I do make a mean one myself "christmas dinner sounding better all the time | |||
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"comes out of hiding then, pet go to shops and buy the ones you add boiling water to, and see why your out pop into marksies and geta strudel for me and moody please
If I get Strudel, I'm trying it too
But I do make a mean one myself
christmas dinner sounding better all the time "so it pets for xmas dinner this year then | |||
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"comes out of hiding then, pet go to shops and buy the ones you add boiling water to, and see why your out pop into marksies and geta strudel for me and moody please
If I get Strudel, I'm trying it too
But I do make a mean one myself
christmas dinner sounding better all the time
so it pets for xmas dinner this year then "Yep I will bring the brandy and baileys | |||
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"comes out of hiding then, pet go to shops and buy the ones you add boiling water to, and see why your out pop into marksies and geta strudel for me and moody please
If I get Strudel, I'm trying it too
But I do make a mean one myself
christmas dinner sounding better all the time
so it pets for xmas dinner this year then
Yep I will bring the brandy and baileys "i'll bring the chocolates and pringles | |||
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"Pets Christmas dinner Menu Warm smoked Salmon with wholemeal toast French Onion Soup with Cheese croutons Roast Turket, Roast Pork, Goose fat Roast Potatoes, Roast Carrots and Parsnips, Sprouts, Red Cabbabe cooked in red wine,, Apple sauce and sage and onion, Gravy Selection of cheese Chrismas Pudding with Brandy Sauce or Apple Strudel with Chantilly Cream Coffee, Brandy Liquers and Belgian CHocolates and Truffles. Will that do Ladies "can you do B&B as well please | |||
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"AS it's you "packing suitcase right now | |||
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"Pets Christmas dinner Menu Warm smoked Salmon with wholemeal toast French Onion Soup with Cheese croutons Roast Turket, Roast Pork, Goose fat Roast Potatoes, Roast Carrots and Parsnips, Sprouts, Red Cabbabe cooked in red wine,, Apple sauce and sage and onion, Gravy Selection of cheese Chrismas Pudding with Brandy Sauce or Apple Strudel with Chantilly Cream Coffee, Brandy Liquers and Belgian CHocolates and Truffles. Will that do Ladies
can you do B&B as well please "And only thing I will pass on is the salmon other than that sounds fab | |||
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"AS it's you
packing suitcase right now "Not Christmas for 2 months | |||
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"AS it's you
packing suitcase right now "Sshhh room for me in there please | |||
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"AS it's you
packing suitcase right now
Not Christmas for 2 months "Thats why i need suitcase, need a few outfits for 2 months,  | |||
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"AS it's you
packing suitcase right now
Sshhh room for me in there please "yes its an extra large case, and you will be all comfy and warm with my clothes | |||
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"AS it's you
packing suitcase right now
Sshhh room for me in there please
yes its an extra large case, and you will be all comfy and warm with my clothes "No need to iron them when you get there either sorted | |||
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"AS it's you
packing suitcase right now
Sshhh room for me in there please
yes its an extra large case, and you will be all comfy and warm with my clothes
No need to iron them when you get there either sorted "Oi you do your own washing and ironing | |||
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"AS it's you
packing suitcase right now
Sshhh room for me in there please
yes its an extra large case, and you will be all comfy and warm with my clothes
No need to iron them when you get there either sorted "oh good, i dont like ironing | |||
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"Any other food dislikes I need to know about "dont like brussel sprouts, so you wont need to cook those, oh and the carrots and peas can they be outta a tin, dont like the fresh ones either. will keep yopu informed as we go along. | |||
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"AS it's you
packing suitcase right now
Sshhh room for me in there please
yes its an extra large case, and you will be all comfy and warm with my clothes
No need to iron them when you get there either sorted
Oi you do your own washing and ironing "But but I was saving mrs name I cant spell a job me being in suitcase with her clothes I will flatten them  | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*" Oh thanks hun, I'm a simple girl with simple tastes, suprise me  | |||
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"Any other food dislikes I need to know about
dont like brussel sprouts, so you wont need to cook those, oh and the carrots and peas can they be outta a tin, dont like the fresh ones either. will keep yopu informed as we go along. "Its ok I will eat your share of sprouts but peas and carrots out of a tin is just wrong  | |||
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"Any other food dislikes I need to know about
dont like brussel sprouts, so you wont need to cook those, oh and the carrots and peas can they be outta a tin, dont like the fresh ones either. will keep yopu informed as we go along. "Hell you're a fussy sod | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*" ack come on round the more the merrier, never mind pet, she likes to cook, im moving in for 2 months and pet has been so kind to offer to cook, wash and iron all my clothes | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!*" creep | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!* ack come on round the more the merrier, never mind pet, she likes to cook, im moving in for 2 months and pet has been so kind to offer to cook, wash and iron all my clothes "Oi I'll cook, but ya do ya own washing and ironing | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!* creep "you always get one , dont ya | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!* ack come on round the more the merrier, never mind pet, she likes to cook, im moving in for 2 months and pet has been so kind to offer to cook, wash and iron all my clothes
Oi I'll cook, but ya do ya own washing and ironing"ok ill wash clothes, but will you iron them, dont like ironing | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!* creep
you always get one , dont ya "Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!* ack come on round the more the merrier, never mind pet, she likes to cook, im moving in for 2 months and pet has been so kind to offer to cook, wash and iron all my clothes
Oi I'll cook, but ya do ya own washing and ironing
ok ill wash clothes, but will you iron them, dont like ironing "Me irons broke | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!* creep
you always get one , dont ya
Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight "i know the perfect pressie... An Iron | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!* creep
you always get one , dont ya
Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight
i know the perfect pressie... An Iron "Mrs A............. Foff | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!* creep
you always get one , dont ya
Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight
i know the perfect pressie... An Iron
Mrs A............. Foff "Ok will make it a steam iron then | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!* creep
you always get one , dont ya
Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight
i know the perfect pressie... An Iron
Mrs A............. Foff " ps what does Foff stand for and can i use it as a toy | |||
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" ps what does Foff stand for and can i use it as a toy "You can use it as whatever you like, after you've done Mrs A's ironing | |||
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you always get one , dont ya
Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight "Yer thats it! ya slag me off, but ive given you all the ideas now havent i!!!  | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!* creep
you always get one , dont ya
Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight
Yer thats it! ya slag me off, but ive given you all the ideas now havent i!!! "wasnt me, i was just going along with the click | |||
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" ps what does Foff stand for and can i use it as a toy
You can use it as whatever you like, after you've done Mrs A's ironing"Awww bugger I hate ironing but will do it so long as you leave me alone with a bottle of brandy and a good film on tv | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!* creep
you always get one , dont ya
Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight
Yer thats it! ya slag me off, but ive given you all the ideas now havent i!!!
wasnt me, i was just going along with the click "we made a click we made a click wanna be in our click our click our click oooooo yeaaaaaa | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!* creep
you always get one , dont ya
Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight
Yer thats it! ya slag me off, but ive given you all the ideas now havent i!!!
wasnt me, i was just going along with the click
we made a click we made a click wanna be in our click our click our click oooooo yeaaaaaa "OMG, the list of requirements getting longer | |||
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"Pets what would u like for christmas? always good turning up with a cracking xmas gift when ur invited round for dinner!!!! *keeps fingers crossed that i am invited round for christmas dinner!!* creep
you always get one , dont ya
Yep psstt best we think of a pressie to take now, we dont want to look tight
Yer thats it! ya slag me off, but ive given you all the ideas now havent i!!!
wasnt me, i was just going along with the click
we made a click we made a click wanna be in our click our click our click oooooo yeaaaaaa "Im the leader, im the leader, im the leader of the click i am | |||
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"What you need MC hasn't been invented yet, but even now my army of rat scientist are working beneath the castle, unfortunately they keep inventing useless stuff (if anyone has any use for an everlasting gob stopper or perpetual motion, let me know)" Oi who invited you to join in | |||
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