FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Miserable.... Sad, unhappy

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sure we have done this before...... but does it bother anyone else lol??

Pictures... you ask for a face pic and they send you a couple that have been taken where one or the other look as miserable as feckin sin..., not in an arty way..

Bloke lookin well chuffed maybe, holding his old man like he's strangling a chickens neck.. (must make it look bigger??)

Then her... stood by the ironing on the couch.. in a pair of laddered tesco's specials,, and a face like a slapped arse??

Then they say... what do you think??

shit.. and I say I'm honest pmsl..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Are we talking lemon sucker pics or chilli up rectum pics?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chillied Lemon up the chuff... then licked.. Bad bad!

I must never reply whilst d*unk.. Fact!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Some people must think that a lack of smile = a seductive look

It does'nt though does it

I just smile cos I could'nt look seductive if I tried,I don't have that sort of face....too cheeky looking for that sort of thing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"Chillied Lemon up the chuff... then licked.. Bad bad!

I must never reply whilst d*unk.. Fact! "

So when are you meeting them then? Hey ist not frankfurter n his estranged is it??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some people must think that a lack of smile = a seductive look

It does'nt though does it

I just smile cos I could'nt look seductive if I tried,I don't have that sort of face....too cheeky looking for that sort of thing

"

It just amazes me they even imagine its sexy... seductive or even attractive!

We'd be happier seeing a normal pic.. just something that is taken when happy maybe... I think i should say what would you think if we sent those to you?? Surely to God they can see the lack of care..

Sad... really sad.

I'll reply tomorrow...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picture of me with a smile... chance would be a fine thing! I always look crap in photos.... if not camp... apparently

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"Some people must think that a lack of smile = a seductive look

It does'nt though does it

I just smile cos I could'nt look seductive if I tried,I don't have that sort of face....too cheeky looking for that sort of thing

It just amazes me they even imagine its sexy... seductive or even attractive!

We'd be happier seeing a normal pic.. just something that is taken when happy maybe... I think i should say what would you think if we sent those to you?? Surely to God they can see the lack of care..

Sad... really sad.

I'll reply tomorrow... "

Its not the ones who mailed me and i said you were worth mailing is it??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Picture of me with a smile... chance would be a fine thing! I always look crap in photos.... if not camp... apparently "

Hmmmmmmmm seems like a nice boy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Picture of me with a smile... chance would be a fine thing! I always look crap in photos.... if not camp... apparently "

Camp lol... Nahhhh If anyone ever suggests that mate, they are just takin the poof...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some people must think that a lack of smile = a seductive look

It does'nt though does it

I just smile cos I could'nt look seductive if I tried,I don't have that sort of face....too cheeky looking for that sort of thing

It just amazes me they even imagine its sexy... seductive or even attractive!

We'd be happier seeing a normal pic.. just something that is taken when happy maybe... I think i should say what would you think if we sent those to you?? Surely to God they can see the lack of care..

Sad... really sad.

I'll reply tomorrow...

Its not the ones who mailed me and i said you were worth mailing is it??

"

They did mention they'd made some mistakes...

not had the heart to tell em why yet.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

were they one of the following ?

please tick accordingly

1. fugly= f.kin ugly

2. bugly= big and ugly

3. mugly= maybe ugly

4. jugly= just so so ugly

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Picture of me with a smile... chance would be a fine thing! I always look crap in photos.... if not camp... apparently

Camp lol... Nahhhh If anyone ever suggests that mate, they are just takin the poof... "

Lol, I had a nice poof once!..... oh I used to love coming back from work and putting my feet up on that thing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"Some people must think that a lack of smile = a seductive look

It does'nt though does it

I just smile cos I could'nt look seductive if I tried,I don't have that sort of face....too cheeky looking for that sort of thing

It just amazes me they even imagine its sexy... seductive or even attractive!

We'd be happier seeing a normal pic.. just something that is taken when happy maybe... I think i should say what would you think if we sent those to you?? Surely to God they can see the lack of care..

Sad... really sad.

I'll reply tomorrow...

Its not the ones who mailed me and i said you were worth mailing is it??

They did mention they'd made some mistakes...

not had the heart to tell em why yet..... "

Ask them if they ran away from the guy in the loin cloth!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terrible the way some people abuse their poofs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"were they one of the following ?

please tick accordingly

1. fugly= f.kin ugly

2. bugly= big and ugly

3. mugly= maybe ugly

4. jugly= just so so ugly

"

you missed out beast with two backs!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"were they one of the following ?

please tick accordingly

1. fugly= f.kin ugly

2. bugly= big and ugly

3. mugly= maybe ugly

4. jugly= just so so ugly

you missed out beast with two backs!!!

"

OMG another beast reference

what is the beast with 2 backs?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"were they one of the following ?

please tick accordingly

1. fugly= f.kin ugly

2. bugly= big and ugly

3. mugly= maybe ugly

4. jugly= just so so ugly

you missed out beast with two backs!!!

OMG another beast reference

what is the beast with 2 backs?"

Er... that's men and women shagging silly.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just a cold picture of him with a grin.. strangling his dick

Her stood by the couch covered in what I hope is ironing.. washing maybe (Clean I hope) in a pair of stockings that should be, err... well.. not on her maybe.. laddered but its the face above all... Just miserable!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"were they one of the following ?

please tick accordingly

1. fugly= f.kin ugly

2. bugly= big and ugly

3. mugly= maybe ugly

4. jugly= just so so ugly

you missed out beast with two backs!!!

OMG another beast reference

what is the beast with 2 backs?"

The beast with two backs is found round the back of Penistone chippy on a Saturday night! Dont you get them round your way??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"were they one of the following ?

please tick accordingly

1. fugly= f.kin ugly

2. bugly= big and ugly

3. mugly= maybe ugly

4. jugly= just so so ugly

you missed out beast with two backs!!!

OMG another beast reference

what is the beast with 2 backs?

The beast with two backs is found round the back of Penistone chippy on a Saturday night! Dont you get them round your way??"

No too busy making hay round here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Carrot crunching land then!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top