FabSwingers.com forum: Do ladies enjoy masterbation

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do any ladies enjoy masterbation as much as I do? Most days infact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, it's a scientific fact that all women hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love masturbating a man

I love masturbating myself

I love watching a man masturbate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, they all hate it and don't partake in such filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, they all hate it and don't partake in such filth

I say there I should bloody think not.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"I love masturbating a man

I love masturbating myself

I love watching a man masturbate."
feel free to pop around lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love masturbating a man

I love masturbating myself

I love watching a man masturbate."

ditto (opposite)

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You mean... touch .... myself?

You sick sick man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tough question..................

im going for they hate it but just do it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They only do it because us men do.

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By *ilNdoCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

I Luuirrrrrrvve it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, of course, why wouldn't we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on how much you enjoy it OP?

Do you have a scale and how do you ensure is is empirically standardised

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

I don't think so, they always give me dirty looks on the train...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why wouldn't you not enjoy giving yourself a orgasm?.spare time is play time x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Depends on how much you enjoy it OP?

Do you have a scale and how do you ensure is is empirically standardised

I was wondering what unit of measurement would be used.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes I do lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just thought I’d ask the question.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Do any ladies enjoy masterbation as much as I do? Most days infact."

Nope I dislike it and not keen on watching men do it either, it’s so Caveman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of us actually know how much you love it to give a true response really and womens enjoyment to do it will veri depending on the individual women. Bit of a silly question really. Why didnt you just say, hey! Look at me, I like to wank....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I love masturbating a man

I love masturbating myself

I love watching a man masturbate.

ditto (opposite)

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By *imply devineWoman
over a year ago

West Cumbria

Definitely yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use my egg daily xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I use my egg daily xx"
What the Cadbury one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use my egg daily xx What the Cadbury one

Lol I'm saving that for someone xx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I use my egg daily xx What the Cadbury one

Lol I'm saving that for someone xx"
Be out of date by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use my egg daily xx What the Cadbury one

Lol I'm saving that for someone xx Be out of date by then

Well he better hurry up then xx

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I love masturbating a man

I love masturbating myself

I love watching a man masturbate."

Shall we mark you down as a maybe?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

If they didn’t then Anne Summers-and Lovehoney would be absolutely fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ladies are worse than us guys lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The ladies are worse than us guys lol

Do you have statistics to prove that?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"The ladies are worse than us guys lol

Do you have statistics to prove that? "

I wouldn’t mind gathering them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ladies are worse than us guys lol

Do you have statistics to prove that? "

I don't think statistics would help on this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know exactly how to get myself off. I don’t need to tell myself to be gently or to go faster or slower.

Damn I’m good. However, I’m still not as good as an intuitive partner. When you find the person who can get you off better than you can yourself - keep them!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I know exactly how to get myself off. "

To be fair we all know how to get you off since your YouTube tutorial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know exactly how to get myself off.

To be fair we all know how to get you off since your YouTube tutorial

So you’re the reason I got 1k extra views but no upvote?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I know exactly how to get myself off.

To be fair we all know how to get you off since your YouTube tutorial

So you’re the reason I got 1k extra views but no upvote?"

Yes, I can also confirm that my computer screen is not splashproof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate it. But I have to do it otherwise the voices get angry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I love it and it's a much needed release

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely! I play with my pussy everyday hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate it. But I have to do it otherwise the voices get angry. "

Hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I love it and it's a much needed release

Oh to be a fly on the wall, or a perv in the wardrobe would be even better x

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Nahhhhh....that's why there's absolutely no market for wands, rabbits, vibrators, bullets, dildos, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least once or twice a day

bloody loves giving myself a good seeing to!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a woman I'd have more yous than toys r us.

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By *hell and jWoman
over a year ago

Worksop

WOW I love to tease myself edge myself xx esp before a meet xx morning horn I love xxx I must be male xx shell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I love it and it's a much needed release

Oh to be a fly on the wall, or a perv in the wardrobe would be even better x"

Thanks lol. Maybe a cam some day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They love it as much as men do generally. But it's part of the code of woman that they aren't allowed to admit this to men. This goes hand in the hand with the fact they can never admit to really wanting sex as much as men are either.

That way men put in all the graft of actually finding and spoiling women because they're supposedly the only sex that wants nookie. Saves women a lot of effort as they can just lie back and let the chaps do all the hunting, preparation etc whilst they can just chill till the best suitable bloke offers.

Clever eh?

When younger a lot of women even pretend that they never do it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The opposite is true at weddings.

It's part of the code of man that men aren't allowed to admit to liking commitment.

So apart from the whole going down on bended knee thing, which is a doddle if he doesn't have joint problems, and will be enough for everyone to fawn over anyway it's up to the woman to organise seating plans, dresses, cakes, etc, etc for the big day and generally stress her head off for months whilst it's the man's turn to put his feet up and do nothing really except get bladdered on a stag night as marriage is supposedly the moment she's been looking for and hungering for her whole life whilst he can take it or leave it really.

The game of "Let's pretend" is played by both sexes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We jolly well do yes. More than you too, i'll bet

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"We jolly well do yes. More than you too, i'll bet

I accept your offer of licking me into shape for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate it absolutely disgusting

I’m not blind from trying to watch porn on my phone everyday

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

I have 2 close friends

1 who lets me know on a daily basis

whilst the other one confesses to not doing it at all

Each to there own i guess

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By *urSurveySaysMan
over a year ago

London/Chichester

Do women enjoy masturbation? Does the pope shit in the woods?

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By *nemichaelMan
over a year ago

kings lynn

I would suggest the Richter scale, thats how earthquakes are measured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We jolly well do yes. More than you too, i'll bet

I accept your offer of licking me into shape for this

You have to sit back and watch this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would suggest the Richter scale, thats how earthquakes are measured.

Sphincter scale maybe

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Before I get up in the morning, again in the shower, sometimes again if Ive got time before work, before i go to sleep. Yes, I think I quite like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love masturbating a man

I love masturbating myself

I love watching a man masturbate."

This is a good reply!

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Woman don't masterbate.

I have never heard of a woman been told they will go blind if they play with themselves, so it must be a man thing only, unless it doesn't effect the female eyesight!

I can just about see the keyboard here.

Its too disgusting and dirty for a girl to be doing anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wank a day, keeps the Dr at bay

Fit as a fiddle me, can't think why.....

Mrs x

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By *sRedbbwWoman
over a year ago

Amwythig

I never partake in such activity, it's a disgusting habit. All I need is a man to fuck me twice a week but they must pull my nightie down when they've finished.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Glad to see that good old fashioned standards still apply to Shropshire.

Mind you, I remember many years back on Radio 1, Carol Decker of T Pau talking about her need for ‘gusset typing’ when on tour. I thought it was very horny and I think she’s from Shropshire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it - love watching too -

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"love it - love watching too - "

Well, if you ever fancy watching, just holla.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, myself and I love it.

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By *rchangel 69Man
over a year ago

just ask,

No!!!!!.........dirty sinful business!!!! Let me guide you into the light.....

Fuck it I can’t......play away and enjoy life to the full

The battle in my soul rages on!!!

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth

"Depends on how much you enjoy it OP?

Do you have a scale and how do you ensure is is empirically standardised

Could we suggest Hz it is Si unit of fequency

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By *TheBoneMan
over a year ago

Bury, Lancashire

I wasnt going to tonight but if you want to pop round and watch then feel free to come watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually don't really enjoy it. It's over too soon and the orgasm isn't the same. I would have orgasms during sex over masturbation every time.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Do any ladies enjoy masterbation as much as I do? Most days infact."

No they prefer cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do any ladies enjoy masterbation as much as I do? Most days infact.

No they prefer cake"

This is true.

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"They love it as much as men do generally. But it's part of the code of woman that they aren't allowed to admit this to men. This goes hand in the hand with the fact they can never admit to really wanting sex as much as men are either.

Clever eh?

When younger a lot of women even pretend that they never do it...."

We never poo either

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